Chapter 247: I Have Divine Powers to Protect My Body
We have lost six or seven cases of beer, everyone has drunk almost four or five bottles, some have begun to get confused, only some can drink are still fighting, one by one is already blushing and thick-necked, familiar with each other, unscrupulously joking, even the taciturn Yang Yu followed the confusion and bragged about it;
Once the wine is drunk in place, this emotion will come up, Xiao Meng and Er Gouzi are singing and dancing when they stand at the door, they even twist the big Yangge, and there is a feeling of dancing, this guy teases us, it's not good, the bowels of laughter are hurting, and I can't breathe.
I sat down next to Zhang Qi with a wine bottle: I heard that you went to our class today? and almost got into a fight with Zhu Chen's gang? Okay, buddy, you are interesting enough.
"Grass, it's boring to say this, what's the matter, both of them are my brother's daughters-in-law, you two drank down, don't I don't have it, how can I make Zhu Chen's shriveled calf thing scold and flirt? I'm just fucking it, that kung fu is about to start class, I'm afraid that the teacher will come over, otherwise I'll smoke him with a big mouth, and there is a big thing in Malaysia, I really want to kick a few kicks on his teeth, but today I can be relieved, and I also smothered him a few times according to his face. ”
Zhang Qi said this without a bit of bragging water, I believe he can do such a thing, he doesn't have so many fancy intestines, what to say, as long as he wants to do something, then he must do it, but Zhang Qi is not Shabi, and he also understands the different occasions, knowing when to do it and when not to do it.
When he first started to woo Zhang Qi, he was completely using Zhang Qi, but he didn't expect Zhang Qi to completely integrate into this circle later, although Qi Tian didn't rely on Zhang Qi for anything, but Zhang Qi's character is there, it's okay to do things, and he is not a basket of people, he is a buddy worth befriending.
I think so, I feel that he has melted into this circle, and I don't know much about Qi Tian's side, because usually Qi Tian rarely says these things, and he can't see anything on the surface, and he usually laughs and plays together, and Qi Tian will help if he has something, it's not bad at all, it can be said that he is always there.
"Zhang Qi, I won't tell you, just if you kick a few feet on the big big big big teeth, it's enough to choke the teeth and kick them out, when the class is dry, I picked up my fist and hit his front teeth "Bang" is a punch, I think this punch has to kill his teeth, but I didn't expect that his teeth were too many to win, just like that marble, there was no reaction to a punch. ”
"Is it really fake? It's so exaggerated, how hard can that tooth be, with your strength, you can't break his teeth with a punch, Zhang Qi said with a smile and a sip of beer. ”
I'll tell you, don't believe it, I thought so at the time, just my punch also killed his teeth, I didn't think about it, I punched it, people didn't do anything, even the teeth didn't move, I couldn't do it, I felt that my fist was cold, and a little hot, I saw that the fist was bleeding, and I made a cut, you see, this guy did it for me, Li Yuan flashed his fist at Zhang Qi.
"Oh my grass, it's really, it's all done like this, the mouth is quite big, it's quite deep, the next time I kick a guy in my pocket when I clean up the horse, nothing else, just a brick, I don't believe that a brick goes down and his front teeth don't fall out, and he can be hard to beat a brick, and he can also break the brick?"
Well... You can do this trick, I think it's okay, you have to kick the bricks in your pocket from time to time in the future, otherwise his teeth are very bad, Li Yuan nodded and then glanced at Zhu Xiaoying's big tongue and asked: That....daughter-in-law, can I smoke the whole cigarette?
Smoke, smoke, no one cares about you, you can smoke as much as you want, don't bother me, don't you see that I'm busy, Zhu Xiaoying didn't pay attention to Li Yuan at all, and dealt with it casually, and then said to Yang Tianshu: Sister, come, let's have a drink, this wine is really good today.
"Well, I'm doing one, Yang Tianshu raised the wine glass with a red face and drank a glass directly, this amount of wine is really not blown, much better than me, I can't drink her with Ben. ”
"Sister, come and try this thing too, it's delicious, I ate one just now, it's very flavorful, and it's also a special wine, you take a whole bite, Zhu Xiaoying picked up a sheep from my big plate and handed it to Yang Tianshu. ”
"Ahh
It's okay, you just eat it with your eyes closed, don't look at it, you just think it's a sausage, you take a whole bite, quack.
"That.. But sister, isn't this stuff eaten by boys, it's useless for one of us girls to eat this thing, and we have no place to make up for it, Yang Tianshu said with some hesitation in his hand. ”
Why is there no place to make up for it, this belongs to a system department, it must be a big supplement, you eat it quickly, it won't taste good if it gets cold for a while, you finish this, let's have a drink, Zhu Xiaoying urged, stepped on the stool, and looked like a female man.
Forehead... Okay, Yang Tianshu opened his mouth gently, took a bite slowly, chirped twice, and the expression on his face changed slightly: Sister, don't say it, this thing is really delicious, I feel that I can still drink a bottle after eating this.
"Hehe, I'll just say, this thing is delicious, you still don't believe it, believe it this time, come, let's continue drinking, Zhu Xiaoying poured a glass of wine, and the two little girls drank again, the momentum is called a foot, more momentum than our group of big men, but our group of big men seem to be a little woman. ”
I glanced at Yang Tianshu's expression and movements, I couldn't help but tighten the crotch of my pants, it was very scary, I didn't expect this little girl to have this hobby, if the two of us are together in the future, it will be a calf, I am easy to cut off children and grandchildren, and lose the basic function of a man.
"Hey... Zhang Feng, what are you looking at there, are you thinking about a little girl? Zhang Qi muttered to me for a moment. ”
", I think of a little girl, didn't you see my goddess in this house, how can I have the heart to think about others, by the way, I heard my goddess say, you and Zhu Chen agreed to light it? I lit a cigarette and asked. ”
"An appointment point, what is the fixed point? I made an appointment with him to set an egg fixed point, I am sick, Zhang Qi said a little blindfolded. ”
What are you pretending to be confused with me, you went to my class at noon today and quarreled with Zhu Chen, aren't you two the designated point of the appointment, my goddess told me, did you drink too much?
"Oh, my grass, it seems to be really ha, I drank a little too much today, I forgot, I really made an appointment with that grandson, Zhang Qi patted the big bald head and remembered it suddenly. ”
"Then what are you going to do, do you really make an appointment with him to fix it?"
"It's all right, I'm still afraid of him, just his basket, and those rotten garlic, why don't I beat them to death, Zhang Qi said indifferently, and then took a cigarette and smoked vigorously. ”
I feel that this agreement point is a bit inappropriate, although this Zhu Chen is not good, but he knows a lot of people in the first year of junior high school, such as those two banners, and Zhou Ke from the fifth class, aren't they all playing together, if this is fixed, we will suffer a lot, after all, there is almost no one to help the two of us.
"Grass, if you don't have it, you won't have it, I'll let them go together, I'm afraid that he's a grandson, they can't kill me, I have a miraculous power to protect my body, I'm invulnerable, Zhang Qi said stupidly, this is obviously drinking too much and starting to go up. ”
"Uh...... Yes, you can compare a few cows, you are old-natured, old-fashioned, and a spear and a machete can't penetrate your protective layer at all, can you? You can do more than ten meters away with one punch, and you can fly off the wall, right?"
"If you say so, then I won't fight with you, I can fly for a few seconds when I'm in good shape, but now it's a little enough, I drank a little too much wine today, and my brain is a little confused, I'm afraid that I can't control the direction well, Zhang Qi replied with a serious face, and the cigarette was just in the corner of your mouth, and the choked tears flowed. ”
At this time, Qi Tian opened his mouth and greeted the two of us: Zhang Feng, Zhang Qi, you said that you both have the surname Zhang, I have a delusion, are you two long-lost brothers.
"Don't, brother God, don't say that, I'm not such a tiger brother, my IQ is okay, I hurriedly shook my head. ”
"Damn, you're still not happy, I still dislike you, look at your little physique, Zhang Qi pouted. ”
Haha....I heard you two say, this is to make an agreement with someone, I still say that, I don't want to interfere in the first year of junior high school, as long as there is a second or third junior high school to move you, then greet me, no matter who is opposite, let's clean him up, in school, we will play school, play social, then the whole society, you know?
"Got it, Brother Tian. ”
"Okay, Brother Tian. ”
“………..”
It was almost nine o'clock after our group came out of the hotel, Zhang Qi and we talked for a while and led his Shaolin Temple legion back to the school, saying that there were leaders of the school to check the sleep at night, and they left first.
Cui Yang and the little fat man and a few of them lived at home, it was very late, the four of them took a taxi and left, and in the end the rest was our group of people, and the second dog also shouted to leave, saying that he called him with that orange and asked him to go to the bar to accompany him to drink, the life of this rich man is different, he goes to the bar when he drinks, and the whole thing is really elegant enough.