Chapter 237: The Crotch King
"Are you begging me?" Chu Jiang asked with a smile.
"Yes, Master Chu, please let us go!" Dongfang Zheng was busy begging again.
"There are two ways for you to go, the first is to be thrown from the upper floor, and the second is to shove a sock into one of them. It's just so simple!" Chu Jiang stood up, his face turned cold, and slowly walked towards them.
Stuffing socks into someone's mouth? What kind of international joke, if you really stuff it in, you will completely offend one of them.
But if you don't do it, you'll be thrown downstairs.
Throw it downstairs?
This is the 28th floor, if you throw it down, wouldn't it be shattered, this bastard shouldn't dare, right?
Thinking of this, Zhang Shaoming smiled secretly, thinking to himself, this guy should have scared them.
But just when Zhang Shaoming smiled secretly, he found that his feet were lifted up by Chu Jiang.
That's right, Chu Jiang carried Zhang Shaoming, like an eagle holding a chicken.
Chu Jiang's figure flashed and he was already standing by the window, then opened the window and pushed Zhang Shaoming's body out of the window.
Yes!
Zhang Shaoming, who was at the window, looked at the ground and immediately fainted.
Lu Feng was also stunned at this time, and hurriedly said something to stop him: "Brother Chu......"
"Don't worry, you can't die!" Chu Jiang hehe, carried Zhang Shaoming back into the box, and then threw it on the floor.
"Do you want to try it?" Chu Jiang turned to Dongfang Zheng and Tian Guangdao.
"Ahh
We haven't played enough in this flower world, and it would be a pity if we died at this moment.
Well, it's out!
Chu Jiang's actions just now finally made them make up their minds and aroused their fighting spirit.
Chu Jiang saw that it was almost there, and pointed at Zhang Shaoming, who was fainting on the ground, and said, "You guys don't take advantage of the opportunity yet!"
Chu Jiang's meaning is obvious, that is, to take advantage of Zhang Shaoming's fainting to death, and now stuffing socks is an opportunity!
As soon as Chu Jiang's words fell, Dongfang Zheng and Tian Guang immediately scrambled to take off their socks, and then rushed towards Zhang Shaoming desperately.
Zhang Shaoming only has one mouth, and he can only stuff one sock, which means that he can only let Dongfang Zheng and Tian Guang leave alone.
Who wants to leave first, then...... Just be aggressive!
"Dongfang Zheng, how dare you hit me?" In the scramble, Dongfang Zheng punched Tian Guang, and Tian Guang turned his head and questioned.
"Tian Guang, how dare you hit me?" After Tian Guang's questioning was invalid, he could only fight back, and Dongfang Zheng also shouted.
So the top young masters of the two sea markets fought like two splashes on the street.
"Dongfang Zheng, I'll fight with you!"
"Tian Guang, you bastard with a thousand cuts, see if I don't kill you today!"
They scolded as they fought.
While fighting, he did everything possible to get close to Zhang Shaoming, who had fainted, because only by getting close to Zhang Shaoming could he have the opportunity to stuff socks into his mouth.
Peng Yaozu and Lu Feng looked at the fight scene, then looked at Chu Jiang, and secretly exclaimed in their hearts, this Chu Jiang is really a demon, no, it should be said that it is a sock demon!
"Dongfang Shao, didn't you have lunch? Why did you let people ride on your body all of a sudden! Hurry up and get up, if you can't do it, just put his crotch on his pants, and it's all over at once!"
"Tian Shao, you said that you are really, Dongfang Shao is obviously thinner than you, you can't even handle him, it's really a shame for your Tian family!"
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Chu Jiang watched and commented at the same time, while encouraging and cheering up, and even performed the tricks live, what top crotch, digging crotch, kicking crotch......
Teaching and teaching is tightly around the crotch.
After Peng Yaozu and Lu Feng heard this, they shouted wildly in their hearts, this is a crotch king!
The scene is so beautiful that you can't even look at it directly.
In this way, after about ten minutes, Dongfang Shao and Tian Shao rolled around on the ground, knocking over many tables and chairs, but they were desperate.
In the end, under the careful guidance of Brother Jiang, Tian Guang won, he kicked Dongfang Zheng away, and climbed towards Zhang Shaoming with difficulty with his socks.
Seeing that the socks were about to be stuffed into Zhang Shaoming's mouth, Tian Guang's eyes showed ecstasy.
But at this time, Zhang Shaoming woke up, snatched the socks from Tian Guang's hand, and then stood up on the ground, looking radiant.
No way!
This guy shouldn't have woken up a long time ago, but he is using a certain strategy, and this plan is that the snipe and the clam compete and the fisherman profits.
"Zhang Shao, you're really smart! Now your chance has come, you can choose one, as long as you stuff socks into one of the mouths, you can leave first!" Chu Jiang laughed, but praised Zhang Shaoming's cleverness.
A small battle of stuffed socks, even the art of war can be used, can it not be smart!
Tian Guang saw Zhang Shaoming wake up and quickly retreated to Dongfang Zheng's side.
"Zhang Shao, Zhang Shao, do you still remember the friendship between our brothers in the past few years, when I have * or something in my hands, I think about you......" Tian Guang began to talk to Zhang Shaoming.
"Zhang Shao, Zhang Shao, do you still remember the friendship between our brothers in the past few years, when I have the best goods in my hands, I always let you come over to taste them, that fluttering feeling, isn't Nima Shuang!" Dongfang Zheng also began to have a friendship with Zhang Shaoming, and the best goods in his mouth of course meant drugs.
Tian Guang and Dongfang Zheng have been fighting for more than ten minutes, and they are almost exhausted, at this moment, the initiative is completely in the hands of Zhang Shaoming, as long as Zhang Shaoming wants to stuff whomever he wants, he can stuff whom!
was said by Tian Guang and Dongfang Zhengyi, Zhang Shaoming was stunned, whose mouth is it to stuff?
"Otherwise, you rock-paper-scissors, whoever loses, I will stuff him, and it can be regarded as conforming to the destiny of heaven!" Zhang Shaoming was finally undecided, and his eyes rolled and he thought of a move.
"Rock-scissors step?" Chu Jiang laughed, "Zhang Shao's idea is good, Zhang Shao, in fact, you are smart enough to even come up with this!"
"Okay. ”
Tian Guang and Dongfang Zheng had to nod.
"Rock-paper-scissors!"
At the beginning of the game, Tian Guang came out of the stone, Dongfang Zheng came out of the cloth, and Tian Guang lost.
"Two wins in three games, two wins in three games, the game is always like this!" Tian Guang, who lost, shouted.
"I really didn't say that it was a one-game winner just now, well, let's win two out of three games!" Zhang Shaoming said helplessly.
"Zhang Shao, you've done a good job, it's still quite fair!" Chu Jiang also raised his hands in agreement.
Peng Yaozu and Lu Feng looked at this meeting, and Chu Jiang was like the other friends of the three young people, and they were all together.
If you don't know, who can guess that it will be Chu Jiang who will let them stuff their socks into each other!
"Alright, go ahead!"
"Rock-paper-scissors!"
In the second game, Tian Guang still came out of the stone, but Dongfang Zheng came out of the scissors, and Dongfang Zheng lost.
Now it's 1 to 1, a tie.
"Go on, continue with the third game!" Chu Jiang urged with interest.