Chapter 32: Anecdotes from the rivers and lakes on the green train!
The train is coming.
The people on the platform craned their necks and waited in anticipation.
Green train, in the memory of Chinese people over 30 years old, there will be a memory related to the green train.
Because they have taken such a train, to go to school, to work, to go to business, to sleep in the aisles, to sleep in luggage, to see beautiful women, cute and pleasing children, and sloppy uncles......
The green train may not be the kind of green train that literary and artistic young people feel, the real green train is a poorly equipped, dirty and messy means of transportation, but it is a vivid and realistic small society.
In the future, it will be a symbol of nostalgia.
Li Jun got on the 12 carriages of the green train.
Entering the carriage is noisy.
Li Jun sat down.
Then a girl with a blinking ponytail came from the opposite side, she struggled to hold the luggage, and Li Jun helped her take the luggage to the luggage seat on her head.
"Thank you. ”
The woman is very white, but she is a little short, and she should only be in her early 1.5 meters.
But the girl's indescribable parts are about 36D, which is really big, like a ball.
Li Jun was sitting on the side of the aisle, and then there were two middle-aged men sitting inside.
On the opposite side was the girl, an old man, and then the other was also a middle-aged man.
Li Jun was deeply impressed by the old man, estimated to be sixty years old, he came up with a big bag in both hands, and the middle-aged man next to him asked the old man how heavy you are, you can move it, the old man said that he was old, and he put it on two years ago and picked it up with 100 pounds and said he would go.
The train clattered and departed.
There are a lot of people who don't have tickets and they just stand in that aisle, lying under the table, or even under the seat......
On the left-hand seat of Li Jun was a young couple who seemed to have a never-ending topic, and they had been talking since they got on the bus.
A few people here also chatted, and Li Jun and the little girl did not interject in the topic.
A middle-aged man asked the old man why he was so vigorous.
The old man began to break the news that he was a veteran.
Then the old man took out a bottle of cheap liquor in a transparent glass bottle from the big bag under the seat, and the best thing was that the old man even took out a cucumber to drink.
"Drinker, take a few sips. The old man said enthusiastically.
Some people say that it is good, and they also contribute a piece of melon seeds.
Li Jun thought to himself, waiting for who could take out the green onions.
And then someone really took out the green onions.
But it's still the old man.
Li Jun: "......"
This old man is really well prepared.
Several people use the lid of Laoshan brand mineral water bottle as a wine glass.
"Young man, do you want to drink some too?" Six people, a girl, and the other four men were all drinking, but Li Jun was the only one who didn't drink, so the old man took the initiative to ask.
How can Li Jun drink, he has 30,000 yuan in cash in his bag, if he is confused, he will be picked up, and he will not cry to death.
"Uncle, I don't drink, thank you. ”
"Oh, young man, you have to be able to drink, you have to drink!
Li Jun just smiled, this kind of agitation, he didn't do anything to risk losing money as a gentleman.
A few middle-aged men drank with small caps and small caps like the old man, and the bottle of wine seemed to be inexhaustible, and of course, there was also an endless cowhide.
The veteran broke a lot of fierce news, he said that he was a volunteer soldier to resist US aggression and aid Korea, you know that Huang Jiguang blocked the muzzle, you know that Qiu Shaoyun was burned to death motionless, I will tell you about an apple to eat two circles, that is the battle of Shangganling, there is an apple, just such an apple, I didn't even eat it after a few turns, at that time, because I couldn't drink water, everyone was so dry that I couldn't speak, the walkie-talkie operator remembered to hit his own mouth, in order to beat the blood, to moisten the throat, to ensure that he could contact the superior, so everyone let the operator eat first, he gave it to the messenger with his hand, and the messenger gave it to the trumpeter and the hygienistEveryone feels that they should not eat.
He also broke the news that the female soldier used her mouth to urinate for the seriously wounded, and the female soldier nursed more than 20 seriously wounded in the tunnel, and some of the wounded had pusups in their mouths and could not chew......
After the veteran broke the news, everyone sighed, and many people in that era could sing and cry.
But after the veteran drank a few sips of wine, the more he talked about it, the more outrageous it became, I tore several Yankee GIs with my hands at that time, and once I blew up five enemy tanks and three planes in a row, and I killed at least seven or eight hundred enemy soldiers on the battlefield......
Then a middle-aged man said that I was contracting the land at the risk of killing my head, otherwise my family and I would starve to death.
In our village, 67 people starved to death in 59 years, and 6 families were wiped out.
So I risked killing my head and bought a lot of fields in one go...... I am the earliest 10,000 yuan household in our village, and now I am doing business everywhere, and I am planning to buy a few houses in Shanghai soon.
There are also people who drink too much and brag that they are about to become a big boss, and he has found an idea to make a fortune, the more he drinks, the bigger the cowhide behind him will be bragged.
Li Jun knows that countless cowhides are being staged on the train in this era, and when the cowhides are blown, most of these people will continue to live an ordinary life.
Just like Sun Wukong said: "108,000 miles, one heel will arrive." The Buddha asked, "Then what about your master?" to climb over one mountain after another, each monster must face it bravely, and if you miss one, it will be a debt, and you will find it in the future. Therefore, although Lao Sun was impatient along the way, for a while the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, and for a while Putuo of the South China Sea, flying from heaven to earth, but in the end he had to go back to that step, and he couldn't take one less step, and he couldn't trespass a single flower or grass.
Although Li Jun didn't say a word, he could be 108,000 miles away, and he would really become a big boss, because the prophet was his infinite wealth, but he also had to take it step by step. Not a single step can be transgressed.
"I went to the bathroom. Could you please help me take a look at the bag" Watching others drinking, the girl with Li Jun's big eyes and staring at Li Jun was talking to Li Jun brightly.
Li Jun nodded.
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At the halfway point of the train, there were many people on the platform, and more people began to pour in the carriage.
In these years, the green window of the train can be opened, when I arrived at the station, there were small traders outside shouting to buy roast chicken, a middle-aged man wanted to invite everyone to eat roast chicken, everyone was still reluctant to eat the roast chicken for ten yuan, the tragic thing is that the middle-aged man just got the chicken head train started, and the vendor did not let go, so the man spent ten yuan to eat only a chicken head.
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After a while, a train salesman came to the carriage where Li Jun was, and he shouted loudly: "Beer, drinks, mineral water, peanuts, melon seeds, ham sausages...... Come on, move, let's go, let go" The salesman let the crowd of people in the crowded aisle move very tiredly, and reluctantly gave way to a large area for the train salesman's trolley to pass.