014 - You're stupid to me

The angry thief was going to fight back, but when he saw the witch lying on the ground and in extreme pain, he couldn't help but relent.

He sighed: "Alas, you should be glad that you met such a gentleman as me, and it is good to change to another person and not spank you." Anything else?"

The witch's face was aggrieved and uncomfortable, and she said in her heart that you can try it and see if it's okay?

Seeing the witch's pitiful appearance, the thief sneered.

"How dare you laugh!" said the witch angrily.

Ji Thief asked rhetorically: "Why don't I dare? Forget it, it's idle to tell you so much, it's not comfortable, right?"

"What does it have to do with you?" the witch was impatient.

Ji Thief sighed, and then his tone suddenly became lower: "Actually, I can cure you." โ€

The witch was stunned for a moment, but her attitude was still tough: "When I am stupid, what do you say, what is it? Why should I believe you? Until now, I still don't know what your identity is." โ€

Ji Thief swished: "Believe it or not, it's not me who hurts to die anyway, you don't want to be good, and I don't force it." โ€

If the witch had the strength to stand up at this point, she would have killed the thief.

The thief did not speak, and the witch gritted her teeth and did not speak.

This girl is really cruel to herself, Ji Thief said in her heart.

Forget it, who let there be a few masters waiting outside, if I don't cure you today, I'm afraid I won't be able to survive.

Thinking like this, Ji Thief suddenly asked, "Let me ask you, do you have a stomach ache for a few days every month, and it will be accompanied by heavy bleeding?"

The witch didn't react for a while, nodded, and then said stubbornly: "What does this have to do with you? Also, how do you know? You actually spied on me!"

"Bah, my idle eggs hurt to peep at you, don't think that I look good, have a good figure, white skin, and long legs, I will peek at you, I'm a decent gentleman!"

After the thief said this, several black lines floated across the witch's forehead.

Knowing that he was speechless, Ji Thief patted his mouth and said, "I told you that you don't understand, in fact, I am an old Chinese medicine doctor, specializing in blowing... Incurable diseases. โ€

As soon as his mouth was fast, the thief almost said that he was bald.

The witch didn't understand what the thief meant, and asked the thief, "What is the doctor?"

Ji Thief sighed and explained: "It's just who is uncomfortable, I will cure him or something, just like your stomach pain now, I can cure you a meaning." โ€

The witch said, "Isn't that a wizard?"

"Whatever you say is what you say, I don't fight with you. But first, I'll treat you, but you can't attack me anymore. Ji Thief said.

The witch couldn't help but sneer when she heard this: "Joke, I'm a wizard myself, and I can't cure it with countless methods, so it's up to you?"

The thief asked, "What's wrong with me?"

The witch snorted: "Forget it, I'd better figure it out myself, you get out, remember, if you dare to talk nonsense after you go out, beware of your little life." โ€

Ji thief said I want to get out, the key is not to cure you, I will go out to be chiseled.

When the thief was thinking about how to get the witch to let herself be willing to cure her, suddenly, she saw some weeds on the ground under the witch, that, that's wormwood?

He was stunned, suddenly ecstatic, and ran over, pushed the witch away, and then pulled out the wormwood one by one and kneaded it into a ball.

The witch fell several times and asked in a panic, "What do you want to do!"

Ji Thief put the wormwood ball on the edge of the bonfire and roasted it, and at the same time turned back and said, "What are you doing? Of course, it's to treat you, don't tell Lao Tzu that you have to find a way." After you figured out what to do, I let the skin be peeled off. โ€

As he spoke, he stirred up the grass ball, trying not to ignite the dried wormwood, and when he felt that the temperature was about the same, the thief picked it up and handed it to the witch: "Give." โ€

The witch turned her head in disgust, "What do you think I am? goat? I can eat these things?"

Ji Thief looked at the witch with a look that you have a problem: "Sister, I asked you to put it on your stomach, can you eat wormwood?"

Witch: "ยทยทยท"

"Forget it, I told you you don't understand either. As he spoke, the thief took the wormwood ball and put it on the witch's belly, who wanted to struggle, but when a warm sensation came from her lower abdomen, the witch suddenly noticed that her stomach did not hurt much.

She exclaimed, "You, how did you do it? You can cure me with just a little weed!"

Ji thief said bullshit, what kind of disease is this, it's a woman who has such a situation.

What I think in my heart is what I think in my heart, but the thief doesn't let go of the opportunity to pretend to be forced at all.

He coughed incomprehensibly, and it would be better if he had a few goatees for him to stroke.

"Your situation, if I didn't say it, I could cure it, but if you change to another person, you will die of pain today!"

Although the thief's words were very unpleasant, the witch couldn't find a reason to refute it, and she snorted, "Thank you!"

Listening to the witch's accentuated tone, the thief shrugged: "You're welcome." โ€

Neither of them spoke, and gradually, the wormwood lost its temperature, and the witch began to ache again.

The thief put the wormwood back on the side of the fire and roasted it.

Taking advantage of this time, the witch asked the thief, "Eh, what's your name, and why haven't I seen you in the tribe?"

Ji Thief pouted: "You have seen me have a ghost, I just joined your tribe in the afternoon." โ€

"You'll dare to break into my cave before you join the tribe in the afternoon!" The witch was shocked.

Ji Thief handed the wormwood ball over and let the witch put it on her stomach, and then said with a smile: "I won't tell you, it was those waste elders who let me in." โ€

When the witch heard this, there was another black line.

"Who else knows about my coma?" said the witch with a gloomy face.

Ji Thief thought for a while: "The five waste elders, the clansman who serves you, two are standing guard at the door, by the way, and there is one named Ah Niu, that's all." โ€

After the thief finished speaking, the witch was ashamed, and her heart was dead.

Ji Thief saw that something was wrong with the witch, but he thought that she was worried about the stomachache, so he patted her on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, your problem is not a big deal, I am completely sure that I will cure you." โ€

Pressed by the thief, the witch's face was swept away with shame, and then she looked at the thief's claws with a cold look.

The thief was frightened and hurriedly moved his hand away.

The witch was a little relieved and asked, "How did those wastes know that I had fainted? And you, how did you get into my cave, you had better explain everything to me." โ€

The thief sighed when he heard this: "I can't help myself." โ€

As he spoke, he started to make fire with a lighter, and in the middle he was wronged to chisel the top, and then he heard all the things about the witch's coma.

The witch frowned when she heard this: "You said you would also make fire?"

Ji Thief took out a lighter and snapped: "What's the matter." โ€

The witch was shocked, although she usually used flint to make fire, but she didn't do it so quickly, how did this unreliable guy do it?

Seeing that the witch's expression was wrong, the thief hurriedly explained: "Let's talk about it first, I didn't steal your holy fire or anything." โ€

The witch didn't care about this, but asked seriously, "If you can make fire and heal diseases, why did your previous tribe drive you out? โ€

Ji thief said in his heart, how did Lao Tzu know, go out on a bicycle, why did he come to your place in the blink of an eye?

Sighing, Ji Thief said infinitely melancholy: "It's hard to say, in short, I just want to live well now." But until then, if you are not cured, it will be difficult to live. โ€

"Are you sure you'll cure me?" the witch didn't believe it, because she could already feel that the temperature of the grass was getting lower, and her lower abdomen began to hurt again.

Ji Thief smiled: "Is this difficult?"

The witch nodded: "It's hard, my stomach started hurting when I was a wizard. โ€

"How long have you been a wizard?" asked the thief.

The witch's answer made the thief want to hit the wall: "It's long, it's long." โ€

Perhaps seeing the thief's depressed appearance, the witch added: "I only know that I have eaten the peaches outside the valley nine times." โ€

Hearing this, Ji Thief said that it was nine years, and then think about the age of a woman's first visit to relatives, that is to say, this witch is twenty-three years old, hehe, theoretically speaking, but a fierce little girl, look at Lao Tzu, how I fooled you to death.