The way to pick up girls, "Shoot when it's time to shoot!"

Youyun, "Hold the bold to death, starve the faint to death!"

In the previous eighteen years, Qiu Yu faced five old guys every day, and he couldn't even see women, and of course there was a blank in terms of emotion, similar to the little monk.

After going down the mountain, stepping into this rolling red dust, maybe the old man under the moon or the angel sister felt that he owed him too much before, and constantly arranged for beauties to meet him, and he also seized every opportunity to finally harvest a beautiful love, and more than one.

After continuous practice and pondering, Qiu Yu's pickling skills are also like his martial arts, more and more sophisticated, and he knows his way, so he did not hesitate to hold the beauty in his arms.

This is a well-known host in the city, a famous beauty, and the dream lover of many men, if those people see the scene in front of them, it is estimated that they will have the heart to kill Qiu Yu.

"Oh, what are you doing, let go. The body was hugged by the boy, almost making Yan Yingrong's heart jump out of her chest, making her panic and struggle.

"Let me kiss you, and I'll let you go. In line with the psychology of goose plucking, Qiu Yu said cheekily.

"Kiss you big-headed ghost ......" Yan Yingrong calmed down, because she knew in her heart that although this kid was stubborn, he was still measured, and he would never do anything to force her. For example, now, the other person's arms have been released.

"Look at you, it's just a joke, as for it?" Qiu Yu said with a smile after letting go of the beauty completely. That's right, we're definitely not going to make it difficult for others.

"Hmph, what are you fooling around. Yan Yingrong hated the root of her teeth, and reached out and pinched the kid's leg fiercely. "Oops, it hurts......" Qiu Yu grinned in pain, but it was actually completely bearable.

"Well deserved. ”

"Don't you feel distressed, I'm also your boyfriend. ”

"Fake. Yan Yingrong said angrily: "I said that you are good at putting yourself in the right position, just by virtue of my flower and moon appearance, can you fall in love with you?"

It's too shocking, is Lao Tzu useless, and I also have advantages, okay? Annoyed, Qiu Yu said angrily: "I ......" I wanted to list my advantages one by one, but found that I couldn't say it.

Seeing him deflated, Yan Yingrong looked proud, and deliberately said angrily to the other party: "Why, I can't say it, it's because you don't have any advantages, you are short, only a little taller than me, second-class cripple." looks not handsome, the most ordinary facial features, you can't find it if you fall in the pile. IQ is not good, IQ is very low, not rich, not even a college student......"

"It's not...... My ......" Qiu Yu stammered anxiously, wanting to quibble, but felt that he couldn't refute it forcefully at all, because what people said was right, and it was really like that.

Seeing that the kid's face was flushed like a monkey's buttocks, Yan Yingrong laughed secretly in her heart, and continued to hit the other party: "Look at me again, I can be a model if I am tall and tall, I look even more popular, I see flowers blooming, and I am smart and clever and have an IQ that is several times that of you, graduated from a famous university, how to say that I am also a host, and I have a good job that everyone envies, although I don't have any money, many of the men who pursue me are rich." ”

Qiu Yu was speechless, and sighed secretly in his heart, Nima's, what he said is really right!

Being able to squeeze that kid out of words made Yan Yingrong feel a special sense of accomplishment, and said slowly: "So, my future lover should look like a talent, at least a big man who is one meter eight tall, a handsome guy with a young and rich career, and excellent intelligence, Xiao Yu, you have no hope." ”

is worthy of being the host, quick thinking, good speech, Qiu Yu's evaluation of the body is incomplete, full of scars, I don't want to live anymore!

Qiu Yu's endurance is different from ordinary people, and after stabilizing his feelings, he said, "I have something worthy of you." ”

Yan Yingrong said disapprerovingly: "Then what do you say?"

"My little brother is very ......"

"What ......" Yan Yingrong was almost petrified, and then reacted, and angrily sent the kid a word, "Get out!" You can imagine how elegant she is on weekdays, always smiling at the audience in front of the TV, Qiu Yu really touched her bottom line, so that she burst into foul language, and she was even more slanderous in her heart, what kind of person do you think of me, you are amazing, you are qualified to match me...... Phew, what is that...... Besides, if you're not tall, you're sure you're big, right?

The beauty was angry, and Qiu Yu felt balanced in her heart, so that you were sarcastic about me just now, and finally got a game back. He shrugged his shoulders, "Okay, I'll go now......" He got up and ran to the door.

Yan Yingrong was stunned, she thought that the other party was angry, so she quickly reached out and grabbed the boy, and hurriedly asked, "Are you angry?"

"Didn't you tell me to get out?" Qiu Yu said with a deliberate straight face.

In fact, Yan Yingrong had already regarded this boy as a good friend in her heart, so how could she give up her friendship lightly, and said coquettishly: "Look at you, it's not like that, my heart is too small, I just said it casually, and I didn't really want you." ”

Qiu Yu smiled secretly in his heart, and pretended to be displeased: "But I took it seriously." ”

"I'm really angry...... Yan Yingrong smiled and said coquettishly: "Aren't you my uncle, you still know like your niece, good uncle, forgive me." ”

Qiu Yu's bones were crispy when his uncle screamed, and he laughed: "I really convinced you, I'm not angry at all." ”

"Ah......" Yan Yingrong was ashamed and angry, and her pink fist slapped the kid a few times, "You hate it to death, it's annoying." ”

The smiling beauty made Qiu Yu fascinated and enjoyed this great time. After a while, Yan Yingrong said: "Xiao Yu, don't joke with my sister in the future, our fake lover relationship will end here, do you hear it." ”

"After a while, my rank has been reduced, and I have become a younger brother again...... Okay, no problem, we're not fake boyfriend and girlfriend anymore, we're good friends. ”

"Well, that's right. Yan Yingrong remembered something, "I still have something to ask you for help." ”

"What's the matter, let's talk about it, I'll state first, I don't help single women solve their physiological needs......"

Yan Yingrong's face turned red again, "you, the dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth." I'll tell you the truth, I have a good friend, her grandmother was paralyzed last year, and she has been treated in many big hospitals without effect, your medical skills are so good, can you help heal it?"

Qiu Yu flatly refused, "No, I'm not free, and besides, the experts and professors haven't been cured, so I'm in vain." ”

"Why are you like this, you don't have any sympathy at all?" Yan Yingrong said angrily.

"There are a lot of sick people, I can show them everything, besides, the condition you said must be difficult to treat, so don't embarrass me. ”

In order to prompt the kid to agree, Yan Yingrong touched the other party with her body as if she was coquettish, "Good uncle, can you help......

Qiu Yu's will was a little shaken, and he stiffened up and said, "Don't help." ”

"Please, I'll let you kiss ......"

"That's pretty much ......"