Chapter 305: Cui Daxia

Just as Zhong Yuemin and Cui Yang were joking, there was a sudden knock on the door.

Cui Yang and Zhong Yuemin looked at each other, not knowing why someone still came at this time, "You ordered takeout?"

"What kind of takeaway?" Cui Yang was confused, "You mean pizza? Didn't we say we'd go out to eat for a while?"

"Bang ······" There was another knock on the door, "Yangyang, are you inside, open the door, I see your car!"

When Zhong Yuemin heard this, he shrugged his shoulders at Cui Yang, "Hurry up and open the door, so that your suitor will not be able to tear down the door for you later!"

"Phew, who said he was my suitor!" Cui Yang said, but still opened the door.

Outside the door was Li Guoqing's nervous face, "Yangyang, are you okay? Where have you been these days? I can't even contact you!"

"I'm going out for a walk, what's wrong?Charles, are you looking for me?" Cui Yang kept standing at the door, and didn't want Li Guoqing to enter the house.

"Why don't you tell me? There are so many bad people out there, how unsafe you are as a girl!" Li Guoqing complained, and then blamed himself: "Blame me too, I'm too busy with work to spend time with you, you must blame me, don't you?"

Cui Yang rolled his eyes, turned around and entered the house, "Charles, you're thinking too much." ”

"No, you must blame me, although you don't say it, but you must blame me in your heart for not having time to accompany you!" Li Guoqing followed up the room and nagged vigorously.

Zhong Yuemin was funny when he heard it, and some people rushed to let others blame him.

"Oh, I really don't blame you!" Cui Yang was annoyed, "I didn't go out alone, someone accompanied me!"

Li Guoqing immediately became alert, "Who? Who is with you?"

"Me. Zhong Yuemin, who had been ignored for a long time, held the cup and said loudly.

Li Guoqing was taken aback, he was so focused on Cui Yang that he didn't notice that there was another person in the room at all, he shouted and asked, "You, who are you? Who let you in!"

"You are really a noble person, I resisted you from the alley last time, and you haven't thanked me yet!" Zhong Yuemin drank several sips of water.

"Is it you!?" Li Guoqing remembered the events of that day, and he still had a faint pain in his head now, "Why are you here again?"

"Charles, what are you talking about?" Cui Yang said unhappily, "Yuemin is my friend, why can't he come? On the contrary, you came to disturb our rest without my invitation!"

"This, this ......," Li Guoqing said, "Yangyang, I care about you! He only came from the mainland recently, who knows if he has any purpose in approaching you?"

"You don't care! I'm happy to have any purpose for him!" Cui Yang said angrily when he saw that he was talking more and more.

Li Guoqing smiled and said: "Yangyang, you must have said this because you were angry with me, didn't you? I was wrong, I apologize to you, don't be angry." ”

“… You..."Cui Yang was so overwhelmed by Li Guoqing's attitude that he had no choice but to shout at Zhong Yuemin: "You just look at it like this, you still drink water from my cup!"

"It's okay, I don't dislike you. Zhong Yuemin smiled and returned the cup to Cui Yang, who was huffing, and got up to prepare to meet this Li Guoqing, he understood, this person just felt too good about himself, and felt that all girls were interesting to him, and those who refused like Cui Yang tactfully were petty and coquettish.

"Li Guoqing, right?"

"Please call me Charles Lee. ”

"Okay, no problem, National Day. ”

"You!" Li Guoqing was so angry that he vomited blood.

"Brother Guoqing, don't be angry, Xiaoyang is very safe with me, you don't have to worry. Zhong Yuemin said with a smile: "We went from Pennsylvania to New York together, stopping and stopping, eating and drinking, day and night, very happy, isn't it, Xiaoyang?"

Zhong Yuemin's somewhat cheap tone and movements blinded Cui Yang, and it wasn't until Zhong Yuemin called that she reacted, "Ah, yes, I'm very happy!"

Li Guoqing went completely crazy: "Why do you call her Xiaoyang? How can you call her Xiaoyang? You have been together for so many days, accompanied by day and night, and slept together every day?"

"Ah······h Cui Yang still wanted to explain, but was cut off by Zhong Yuemin, "Yes, get along day and night, of course, we have to sleep together." ”

"You!" Li Guoqing pointed at Zhong Yuemin with his finger, trembling with anger.

"Yangyang, what do you say, is what he said true?" Li Guoqing held the last glimmer of hope and asked Cui Yang for confirmation, "You tell me that he is talking nonsense, right?"

Cui Yang had already understood Zhong Yuemin's intentions at this time, his heart was crossed, and his teeth were gritted, "What Yuemin said is true, we have been with each other day and night these days, and I went to Pittsburgh to find him, do you understand?"

"No! You lied to me! You lied to me!" Li Guoqing shouted hoarsely, but his body trembled vigorously, holding his head, and broke out of the door.

Cui Yang followed behind, standing at the door and watching, "Yuemin, are we going too far?"

"This kind of person, if you don't take strong medicine, he can pester you for a lifetime!" Zhong Yuemin drank saliva, "Your brain turned very fast just now, and your acting skills are not bad!"

"Didn't I learn it from you?!" Cui Yang snatched the cup from Zhong Yuemin's hand, "What did you just say? What are you sleeping with each other day and night?, are you disgusting!?"

"You just have such a cup at home, you don't let me drink it, do you want to die of thirst?!" Zhong Yuemin took back the cup in Cui Yang's hand again, "I'm not wrong? Let's drive a car, don't we sleep together when we're tired? I didn't say sleep in the same bed!"

Cui Yang opened his mouth and stomped his feet angrily, "Hmph!"

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"I'll do you such a big favor, and you're going to bring me here to eat?" Zhong Yuemin said while looking at the small alley where sewage was flowing and flies were flying all over the sky.

"Then what else do you want to eat?Italian food, French food?" Cui Yang glanced at Zhong Yuemin, stepping on the bricks in the sewage as light as a swallow, and it seemed that he had not come less.

"Wait for me!" Zhong Yuemin followed, carefully stepping on the bricks with the dim street lamp.

"Lao Fang! two hard vegetables, one stir-fried seasonal vegetables!"

Entering the depths of the alley, with a rain cloth and a few tables underneath, Cui Yang sat down with ease, wiped the table by himself, poured boiling water and scalded cups and chopsticks.

The fat cook, who was busy in front of the stove, picked up the pot and said, "Okay!

The diners at the next table obviously knew Cui Yang, "Why did you eat so late?

"No, Uncle Liu, I just came back from outside. Cui Yang replied happily, "Uncle Liu, are you secretly drinking again?"

"Hehe, just have a drink, have a drink! Don't talk to your aunt when you turn around!" Uncle Liu said while holding the wine cup, and glanced at Zhong Yuemin, "This is your boyfriend?"

“······ No, he's a friend of mine, and he just came from Beijing last year. Cui Yang hurriedly explained.

"Oh, from Beijing?" Uncle Liu looked at Zhong Yuemin carefully, "I think the relationship between the two of you is not ordinary, otherwise you wouldn't have brought him here for dinner." That Charles, who pursued you so much, never saw you come with him. ”

"Uncle Liu, don't talk nonsense!" Cui Yang said angrily: "Charles won't want to come here to eat!"

"Also, Dr. Li gave him the name National Day, and every time he told people that his name was Charles, he counted the things that he forgot his ancestors!" Uncle Liu said and was really angry.

Zhong Yuemin said with a smile: "If you call a foreigner by name, people will not treat him as their own, they will only look down on him even more, and even lose the roots of his own family." ”

"Haha, that's good!" Uncle Liu laughed, drank all the wine in the wine cup in one gulp, and thought about pouring another glass, but found that there was no wine.

Cui Yang hurriedly persuaded: "Uncle Liu, don't drink it, go back quickly, my aunt will train you again if you drink too much!"

Maybe thinking of his wife's awesomeness, Uncle Liu sighed, "It's really a disappointment!

muttered in his mouth, but he still got up, and drank half a pot of tea before leaving, probably to cover up the wine in his mouth, "This kid is good, better than that Charles fake foreign devil! Yangyang, you are not too young, you have to take advantage of it!"

"Uncle Liu, you should leave quickly!" Cui Yang blushed and hurriedly urged.

"Hahaha, this is because I have a lot of mouth!" Uncle Liu put his hands behind his back and sold square steps, "The birds on the trees are in pairs, and the green waters and green mountains bring smiles······"

As soon as Cui Yang turned around, he found that Zhong Yuemin was smiling a little meaningfully, and hurriedly said, "Uncle Liu is a big mouth, don't get me wrong!"

"What is the misunderstanding?" Zhong Yuemin asked rhetorically, "I think this old man is quite interesting, is he from Anhui or Hubei?"

Cui Yangjian and Zhong Yuemin diverted the topic and secretly breathed a sigh of relief, "Uncle Liu is from Huangpi, Hubei, and he often likes to sing two sentences of Huangmei Opera. ”

"It's good, when I heard Huangmei Opera here, I really had mixed feelings. Zhong Yuemin said.

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"The dish is coming!" The fat chef came up with a tray in a greasy chef's suit, "A pot of meat, a saliva chicken, and a fried lettuce, you eat slowly!"

"Lao Fang is from Sichuan, you see that he is not very old, but his craftsmanship is really not good!" Cui Yang introduced to Zhong Yuemin, "He works in Chinese restaurants in Chinese towns during the day, and sets up stalls here in the middle of the night, this is the midnight canteen of the Chinese near us, and he comes here in the middle of the night!"

Zhong Yuemin had already unceremoniously moved his chopsticks, "It tastes really good! Listen to you, this Fang chef can't hold a stir-fry spoon in a Chinese restaurant?"

"The Chinese restaurants in Chinatown are all in charge of the dishes from Guangdong, and they bully the old Fang from Sichuan, and he is not allowed to stir-fry. Cui Yang explained, "Lao Fang worked in a Chinese restaurant for more than ten hours during the day, and stir-fried here until two o'clock at night, just to make more money and one day open his own restaurant." Isn't it, old man?"

Lao Fang smiled while stir-frying, "I just want to make more money, just take my mother-in-law and doll over when you open the restaurant." ”

"Old Fang, how did you get here?" Zhong Yuemin said curiously.

"I can still come over, the snake head sent it to me, I owe a lot of money, and I will only pay it off this year!" "The old man is honest, and he may also think that it is no big deal to talk about it, "I have asked, if I take my mother-in-law and baby, 20,000 yuan per person, I will save for five or six years, but I don't know if the baby will recognize Lao Tzu by then." ”

"Can you recognize it, your baby looks at your brain shell, can't you recognize it compared to yourself? can't be wrong!" Another table of Sichuan villagers joked, causing everyone to laugh.

Zhong Yuemin laughed so much that he almost sprayed the slices of meat he ate in his mouth on Cui Yang's face.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll wipe it for you!" Zhong Yuemin hurriedly reached out to wipe Cui Yang first.

"Huh, you didn't wash your hands, so you rubbed it on my face?" Cui Yang hurriedly hid to the side and kept wiping his face with his sleeve.

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After eating and drinking, Zhong Yuemin and Cui Yang were hanging on the road, and the round moon hung in the sky, illuminating the road brightly.

Cui Yang stretched, "It's been a long time since I've been wandering on the road so late." ”

"And how did you get home?"

"Like this, holding the gun in his arms, sticking to the wall, running all the way back!" Cui Yang said as he learned the movements.

Zhong Yuemin was amused by her, "You're not afraid of being caught as a thief?"

"If you really meet a thief, no one will meddle in your business!" Cui Yang said indignantly: "This is a place where Chinese people live, and there are often some inexplicable people who come to rob, and they may bully us and dare not resist!"

"Then one day you wear a night suit, put on a mask, hold two guns, and be a night warrior who eradicates rape and evil!" Zhong Yuemin said.

Cui Yang said excitedly: "How do you know? I often dream that I am like this, and I am riding a very cool motorcycle, riding everywhere in the middle of the night, knocking those bad guys to the ground one by one!"

"Haha, do you know how to ride a motorcycle?"

"No, but I can learn!" Cui Yang said unconvinced, "Do you think my dream will come true one day?"

"Definitely!" Zhong Yuemin said with a smile: "I'm just waiting to see a picture of you in black in the newspaper one day, holding two guns, and pedaling a motorcycle!"

"Definitely!"

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Back at Cui Yang's apartment, it was almost three o'clock, and the two of them were too fast, and their eyelids were fighting.

Zhong Yuemin threw himself directly on the bed, he couldn't take off his clothes, kicked his feet indiscriminately, kicked off his shoes, pulled up the quilt and fell asleep.

"What are you doing? Didn't you say that you should sleep on the sofa?" Cui Yang was anxious, and she was too sleepy, "You hurry up and get me up!"

"Didn't you say you sleep on the sofa and I slept on the bed? Hurry up and go to bed, it's too late!"

"How can I sleep when you go on a trip like this?"

"Huhuhuhu······"

"Go over there!"

"Huhuhuhu······"

"Give me some quilt~"

"Why do your feet stink so much?"

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Two people mixed the quilt and fell asleep on the bed, sometimes horizontally, sometimes vertically, sometimes at the head of the bed, and sometimes in the bed······

When it's hot, they kick each other's quilts, and when it's cold and they close their eyes, they don't have a moment of stability, and they sleep until noon in a daze.

The sun was drying their buttocks, and the two of them were still asleep.

"Bang ······" There was another knock on the door.