"You guessed it wrong, I'm sorry, we didn't go to the rescue, we went to arrest people, there was a smuggling boat in the southern seas, and the coast guard asked our militia to cooperate. Fat Mayor said.

Chen Song was confused: "Militia?

The fat mayor beckoned to him and said, "You come with me first, and I'll explain to you slowly on the way." ”

Chen Song said: "No, let's explain it clearly, Mr. Mayor you know, I am a farmer, growing vegetables and raising cattle, why do you have to find me if the town wants to catch thieves, and if you want to arrest smugglers, you have to find me? I am not a policeman or a militiaman." ”

The fat mayor said strangely, "You still help the police to catch the thief?"

Chen Song glared at him angrily: "Don't pretend not to know." ”

The fat mayor said calmly: "I really don't know, that's not your responsibility, but this time, man, you're a militiaman, I'm also a militia, and everyone in the town is a militia." ”

He really didn't fool Chen Song about this, Iceland has no army, and theoretically there are no professional soldiers, so what should he do when he wants to defend his family and country? Who are the militias? Adults are militiamen.

After figuring it out, Chen Song had nothing to say, and he asked, "Then how many militiamen went to arrest smuggling this time?"

The fat mayor pondered: "I issued an order on Twitter, must there be one or two hundred people to respond? ”

He had a good idea, and when he got to the small pier, he saw that there were no more, no less than twelve people, just a dozen.

"You're here?" said the fat mayor, shocked, angry, and disappointed.

A group of fishermen on the dock wondered, "What are we doing here?"

The fat mayor said as a matter of course: "In response to my order and the call of the Coast Guard, let's go and arrest the smuggling boat together." ”

The fishermen hurriedly packed up their things and left: "No, it's none of my business. "My mom is still waiting for me to come home and cook." "My wife looks like she's going to give birth, goodbye. ”

Chen Song almost squirted out his tonsils with a smile.

The fat mayor looked murderous: "Don't go, you are not allowed to go, damn it, it's really shameless to give me face." ”

He called Petrick and told the police to go door-to-door to inform the men to come and join them.

Petrik muttered: "It's none of our business, without the war mobilization order issued by the prime minister, then the responsibility of our police is to maintain the stability of the country's order, not to go to the battlefield." ”

The fat mayor yelled, "If you don't find me enough militiamen, then you should be prepared to be militiamen." ”

Petrick had no choice but to surrender: "Okay, okay, I see." ”

The police went about their work with unprecedented efficiency, and then intermittently strong young men were either driven, lured, or fooled onto the docks.

Don't think about leaving, the fat mayor pulled out the jacket and wanted to have an event like a swearing-in meeting to show his majesty, but the big guy stole the chicken and the dog and wanted to escape, the fat mayor saw that he couldn't delay any longer, and took a group of people to set off on the boat that could be used in the town.

There were six fishing boats, two small yachts and two speedboats.

There was no danger in this anti-smuggling operation, the smuggling boat did not fight the coast guard at sea, but they were unlucky enough to hit the ice floe, and the coast guard asked them to go to support is to let them lead the way to tow the smuggling boat to the nearest town port, but the fat mayor did not hear clearly and misunderstood what they meant.

After understanding the intentions of the Coast Guard, the fat mayor was quite unhappy: "Damn, just go to tow a boat? I thought I was going to do it, it made my blood boil!"

The smuggling ship, a freighter, was also unlucky, and in order to avoid the scanning of the coastal radar, it actually drove close to the coast, trying to use the terrain cover of the coastline to enter Iceland.

They don't dare to drive during the day, and they only take advantage of the lack of defense at night.

As a result, there were too many ice fles at sea this season, and I couldn't see the location of the ice floe at night, so I was so unlucky to hit it, and the sharp glacier was embedded in the bow of the ship, like an axe to split into it.

The cargo ship quickly anchored and did not dare to act rashly, this is like a bastard being stabbed in a street fight, at this time the most important thing is not to pull out the knife, so take the knife to the hospital to block the wound, once the knife is drawn, it will lose too much blood and die.

Similarly, cargo ships do not dare to expel the glacier, the gap caused by the impact is quite large, and if there is no ice to block the gap, then wait for the sea water to pour in and cause the shipwreck.

In this way, Chen Song and his entourage rushed to the surface of the sea and couldn't help but smile: the bow of a freighter had a large crystal glacier on its head, like a dolphin on top of the ball.

The tonnage of the freighter is more than 1,000, and it is a large cargo ship, and the small boat of the coast guard can't tow it at all, so I asked the fishing boat from the small port of Liuying Town to help.

But the fat mayor had time, he just gathered some boats and set out, these ships are small in tonnage, how can they drag freighters like yachts and speedboats?

Fortunately, they have a lot of boats, and the horsepower of the six fishing boats is not bad, and together they can tow this boat.

So after some complicated entanglement, the six fishing boats were divided into three rows and drove back and forth, each with an iron chain towed at the stern, and naturally, the end of the chain was connected to the freighter.

The fat mayor has been busy taking pictures, and the command has been handed over to Chen Song.

When the fishing boat approached the shore and the mobile phone signaled, the fat mayor immediately posted the good news on the town's Twitter: a smuggling boat was captured.

The townspeople are boiling!

They didn't expect this rabble to really get things done, and it was done so neatly, according to the expectation, the militia should follow the stupid fat mayor to the sea to be teased by the smuggling boat and even teach a lesson, and then flee back in disgrace.

The sun has not yet set, and the smuggling ship has been taken over by this rabble!

As a result, many people lamented under Twitter: "This year's smugglers can't do it." "Are British smugglers? ”

The smuggling ship was supposed to anchor in the deep waters of the small port, but it had a wound in the bow and could not stay in the deep water, otherwise it would sink if the glacier fell off or melted.

The best thing to do is to drop anchor in deep water and then find a ship repair specialist to bring equipment to carry out under-ice repairs, Iceland has experts and professional ship repair yards, but they are already off work, so they won't work overtime for this.

Another is that the Coast Guard is also in a hurry to get off work, and they have a meeting with the fat mayor, and finally come up with a good idea:

Aren't they worried that the ship will sink in deep water? Isn't it simple, just let it get out of the deep water? There is no shortage of reef beaches along the coastline of the town, and they finally decided to let the cargo ship increase its horsepower and crash into the reef beach and run aground, wouldn't it sink after running aground?

After learning of this idea, Chen Song was stunned: Is this a method that people have come up with? Even if a few pigs get together and have a meeting, the method they come up with will be more reliable, right?