Chapter 1266: Chen Haocong's Disaster Day
Lazy God City, Lazy God Island, Chen Haocong crept out of his room, leaned against the flower bed, and walked a few steps cautiously.
"Let's go over there!"
"Don't let him run!"
"If you want to escape, you can't! you have to send him back to the Earthfire Train!"
Several of the crew members of the Silence, as well as the lazy security personnel, under the leadership of Lu Xingcheng, ran around.
Chen Haocong is so angry, I can't go back to the fire train number, you care about me!
Why is it so rigid, what's wrong with the fire train if I don't go back!
Anyway, there is Lao Qiao on duty on the earth fire train!
When he said that he wanted to go back, he just wanted Lao Qiao to cheer up, so as not to be motivated, can what the boss said during the New Year be taken seriously?
Lu Xingcheng, this guy, took chicken feathers as an arrow, and he really wanted to arrest him back after the New Year.
I'm Chen Haocong, but I learned anti-reconnaissance with my father, I'm not a weak chicken like Lu Rong!
If you want to catch me, no way!
Chen Haocong glanced at it, quickly retracted his head, and said, "Little Aunt Bai, are you sure they can't find me from the surveillance?"
"If you don't believe me, then don't ask me for help!" Chen Haocong's mobile phone came out of Xiaobai's voice.
"No, no, no, I definitely don't dare to question Aunt Xiaobai!" signed a lot of treaties that humiliated the country, Chen Haocong finally got Xiaobai's help and blocked all the cameras in Lazy God City to monitor him.
"However, if Daddy wants to find you, I can't help it, you know I can't block Daddy's permissions. Xiaobai said, "Well, it's actually not impossible, but you can't afford it......"
"Uncle Ming won't be so idle, come to me in person to find trouble!" Chen Haocong saw a lazy security guard walking in front of him, and hurriedly got into the flower bed.
"Huh?" The lazy security personnel looked left and right, but they didn't find Chen Haocong, shook their heads and left.
Chen Haocong wiped a handful of cold sweat, and as soon as he came out of the flower bed, someone behind him shouted: "Brother insect, don't run!
"Oh, you guys scared me to death. Chen Haocong turned his head and saw Liu Xinyu with a large number of bear children, stretching out his hand to look at him.
Iron girl, calf, etc., more than a dozen bear children, not one less.
There are also seven or eight small robots in Deep White, and they are also joining in the fun.
"New Year's money?" Chen Haocong This is the first time that someone has asked for New Year's money, he is still a bear child, how can he give people New Year's money? He rummaged through his pockets recklessly, "I haven't pressed the New Year's money yet! You still want me to go, go to Uncle Ming and ask for it!"
"Really, I remember a lot of people seemed to be looking for you, and if you didn't give me the New Year's money, I'd be screaming right now!"
As he spoke, Liu Xinyu shouted, "Brother Bug is here!"
"Wait, my little aunt!" Chen Haocong hurriedly rummaged through his pockets, and then said pitifully: "Grandma, you see that I only have these on me!"
Why can't any of these aunts and grandmothers be provoked!
Simply so!
"Cut, there is no sincerity at all!" Liu Xinyu rolled her eyes: "Scan the code to send red envelopes!"
A group of bear children took out their mobile phones one by one and looked at Chen Haocong with a smile.
Chen Haocong: "......"
Do you have to make technological progress so much that you have to reflect it even at such a time?
In the past, in the face of bear children, it was good that they had no money, but now they have to scan the code to send red envelopes!
You are all so greedy, if you can't find a partner in the future, do you know!
"Go and go, I want to press the New Year's money to find Uncle Ming, I'm poor and have no money!"
Chen Haocong still wanted to struggle in vain, when he heard Liu Xinyu shouting:
"Brother Bug is here!"
"Uncle Lu, come and catch him, Brother Bug is here!"
"Shhh
"If you promise to send me a big red envelope, I will help you deceive Uncle Lu, if you don't send it......"
"I'll send it, big red envelopes!" Chen Haocong agreed humiliatingly.
Lu Xingcheng came in a hurry, looked left and right, and wondered: "Where is it?
Chen Haocong hid in the flower bed behind him, nervous and almost afraid to breathe.
Then he heard Liu Xinyu shouting: "Okay, let's cheat another one!" Uncle Lu, give out red envelopes!"
Lu Xingcheng was immediately stunned, I'll go, there are many routines on Mars, I want to go back to Earth!
"Send red envelopes!
"No, I don't have a red envelope!"
Lu Xingcheng said in his heart, in the Lazy God City, who doesn't have a higher salary than me, and you still ask me to give out red envelopes, it's just sad!
He turned around and was about to run, but the bears and children rushed up, touching their little hands randomly: "Red envelope! Red envelope!"
It's picking out your pockets again, and you're crawling up again.
"I'll go, don't dig around, alas, where to touch, there's no money there...... I don't have any money, ah, that's my private money, no......"
Two minutes later, Lu Xingcheng, who had been ransacked, fled in disarray.
"Okay, Uncle Lu was scared away, big red envelope!" Liu Xinyu stretched out his hand with a smile.
Chen Haocong was really stunned by the combat power of these bear children, he rolled his eyes and said, "If you can do me a favor, I can give you a tenfold red envelope each!"
Anyway, Chen Haocong is a local tyrant, not bad for money!
"Really?" the bears looked at each other a few times, and their eyes were about to shine blindly.
"The red envelope is not good, I still have to open the mecha divine weapon!"
"Yes. ”
"I want a mechic of my own. ”
"I'll give you one when you're older!"
"I'm going to ...... more"
"All fine!"
At this moment, Chen Haocong can be regarded as buying these bear children.
The bear children hugged Chen Haocong and walked forward, and after walking a few steps, they signaled Chen Haocong to hide again, and then Liu Xinyu shouted: "Brother Bug is here!"
"Where?" This time it was Zhao Gaofeng who attracted him, and he said loudly: "Congcong, don't you want to run away, you will definitely not be able to escape, obediently obey...... What are you going to do? Ahh......h Help!"
Two minutes later, the disheveled Zhao Gaofeng fled.
How can you do this, everyone is about to get married!
I have concocted the same method several times, and now the lazy security and the crew of the Silence have all learned to be obedient, as long as they hear Liu Xinyu shouting: "Brother Bug" is here, it is right to hide away!
No matter how strong the combat effectiveness of the lazy god security is, it is not as strong as the bear child!
"Okay, that's it!" Chen Haocong hid in front of Qi Minglai's door and gave each bear child a big red envelope, the bear children nodded with great satisfaction, and said, "Boss, welcome to come next time!"
"No problem, for reputable partners, we have always been willing to cooperate again! Next time there is a task, I will go directly to Xiaoyu, no problem!"
"Guaranteed to be available, boss!"
After sending these bear children away, Chen Haocong quietly retreated, knocked on the door and said, "Lailai! let me go in and hide!"
Qi Minglai opened the door and put Chen Haocong in, Chen Haocong sighed in his heart, at this time, his own sister is reliable, he will not betray himself, and he will not ask for red envelopes.
Then he saw that Qi Minglai's eyes were wrong, and he grabbed him aggrievedly, and said, "Brother, can you watch a movie with me......?"
"Watching a movie? Okay...... What to see?"
"Love notebook. ”
"Hey, shouldn't this kind of movie be watched with your Ayun?"
"Ah Yun is not here, Uncle Ming said, send him on a mission, and it will take a long time to come back......" Qi Minglai was not in a high mood.
After a while, Qi Minglai asked, "Brother, did you say that Ah Yun didn't like me anymore, I was very fierce to him that day." ”
"No, no, no. Chen Haocong is immersed in the movie, but he didn't expect the love movie to be very good.
"Brother, I think Ah Yun must not like me anymore, he didn't tell me when he left this time, he left by himself, he won't come back......"
"No, no, no......"
"Brother, what the hell do you say Ah Yun, brother, you chat with me, chat with me! Why do you only know how to watch movies!"
Girl, didn't you say let my brother accompany you to watch a movie?
"Ahhh
Sister, I'm not Ah Yun, I'm your brother, don't hit me, don't beat me!
"Brother, can you send me to find Ah Yun...... I'm going to elope with Ayun!"
I'll go, don't you think about it!
"Brother, go and help me beat Ah Yun!"
"Then I'll break his leg!"
"No, it's too pitiful to break your leg, you just hit him lightly......"
"What if you can't beat it?"
"Ayunta...... Brother, have you listened to me, you listen to me carefully, don't just watch movies......"
"Ah Yun, this scoundrel, why don't you send me a message to tell me! Have you forgotten me, this villain!"
"Yes, yes, Ah Yun is a badass!"
"Brother, why do you want to say that Ah Yun is bad? Do you say Ah Yun really doesn't want me anymore?"
Girl, I'm just going to talk to you......
"Where the hell did Ayun go......
"Ah Yun, I'll kill you, I'll kill you!"
The movie is not half aired, and Chen Haocong has nothing to love.
Can a woman not be so fickle!
Why has even the cute Lailai girl become so fickle!
When Chen Haocong was in tears, he felt Qi Minglai leaning his head on his shoulder, and heard Qi Minglai say: "Brother, it's good to have you, I can listen to me, otherwise I don't know who to ......talk to."
Mmmm, this is my sister Lailai, such a gentle and lovely bird.
In the next second, Qi Minglai went crazy again: "But this Ah Yun is angry with me!"
Chen Haocong couldn't hold back any longer, he sent a message to Lu Xingcheng: "I'm here in Lailai, you come and take me away, I won't run anymore, please take me to the earth fire train ......"
With a "tick tick", Lu Xingcheng replied: "Don't try to lie to me, you are Xiaoyu, right? You are secretly using Congcong's mobile phone to deceive me, right! I will be robbed of my salary next year! I will absolutely, absolutely not be fooled!"
"Brother, don't play with your phone, you listen to me attentively, do you care about me!" Qi Minglai snatched the phone and put it aside, "Your sister is talking to you!"
Chen Haocong is really going to die.
At this moment, there was a soft knock on the door: "Is Lylai here?"
"Aunt Film!" Qi Minglai hugged Zhang Feilin, "Aunt Film, you chat with me, my brother doesn't listen to me......"
Then Qi Minglai pushed Chen Haocong out: "Brother, you can go." ”
Girl, is it really good to throw it away when you run out?
Wait, I'm free? I can go!
When Chen Haocong went out, he saw Lu Xingcheng leaning over cautiously, not to mention how standard his tactical movements were.
"Brother Lu save me, I am a traitor, I will lead the way, I will be a traitor, you take me away!"