Looking for Meng Jun from afar, Wu Hai was hungry, so he took a few pieces of dim sum and squatted by the wall to eat it very inattention, and no one noticed him anyway.

Most of the guests' attention is on two kinds of people, one is the important people of the richest family, such as the bride and groom, such as Wu Tianxing and Shen Changge, these are lettuce, and everyone is willing to talk to them a few more words.

The other is that the same guest is a more prominent person, at least a person who is related to his own business/interests, everyone wants to talk more with such a person, change the business card or something, and there will be cooperation after the guarantee, and you can also pat each other on the shoulder and say that we are old acquaintances!

Unfortunately, Wu Hai has no sense of existence in the Wu family, some people have been in contact with his family for a long time, and they don't even know that there is such a person as him, of course, this also has a lot to do with Wu Hai's own low-key, he has avoided all the opportunities to show his face, and he has also avoided the opportunity to expose Wu Shan as his brother.

For example, I paid special attention today, he didn't go there when there were many people around Wushan.

Another important reason is that he looks too different from his brother, although Wu Hai is a bit like Wu Tianxing when he was young, but everyone consciously thinks that if Wushan has a brother, he must look very similar to him, and if he looks like him, he will definitely stand out from the crowd and be famous, but I have never seen a man who looks like Wushan. There is only one male god in the whole world.

This also has the advantage that Wu Hai can grow up freely and freely, without being bound by fame and people's attention.

He squatted there, his legs split, his toes pointing outward, eating with relish.

This posture is called the "Asian squat".

Don't underestimate the "Asian squat", it is said that 95% of Europeans and Americans can't squat, they generally squat with their toes facing forward and tiptoeing, and can't do their feet completely on the ground, otherwise they will lose their balance. If you don't believe it, you can just pick up a foreigner to do this amazing experiment.

Wu Hai was eating, and suddenly felt that someone was squeezing him, and his first reaction was to subconsciously turn his body in another direction to protect his food.

When he wandered the world, he was often regarded as a vagabond, and when the homeless man squatted in the corner to eat, he met someone who came to grab food, regardless of whether it was a human or a cat or dog, he instinctively protected it in this way.

Wu Hai saw that it was a girl she didn't know, and she was squatting at the base of the wall in the same posture as him in her skirt, squeaking and gnawing on the same biscuits as him!

The girl looks like she is in her early 20s, small and exquisite, although she is not very beautiful, but a pair of big watery eyes are particularly smart, a quirky little look, and she is dressed in colorful and shiny clothes, but fortunately, the length of the skirt is enough. The hairstyle is also full of bells and whistles, but fortunately she is young and can hold it.

Wu Hai couldn't help but count her with a mouth full of biscuit crumbs: "You are a girl's family, you can't pay attention to your image?

The girl did not refute, "What about you", but replied very creatively: "How much is the image of this thing? ”

Wu Hai patted his thigh when he heard this: "Hey, I've finally found a soulmate, I've always felt that the image is not worth the bullshit, just be comfortable!"

Girl: "I think so too, I feel pretty comfortable now." ”

The two immediately high-fived their alliance, and continued to squat on the ground and squeak and nibble on biscuits, like two rabbits gnawing on carrots, both with the same frequency, and soon reached a synophortium.

Wu Hai asked casually, "What's your name?"

Girl: "Jin Feng, what about you?"

Wu Hai stuffed the last biscuit in his hand into his mouth, clenched his fists and said vaguely: "Contemptible Yulu, this is polite." 'When the golden phoenix and jade dew meet, it is better than the countless 'jade dew' in the world. ”

The girl rolled her eyes, with a look of contempt, and she didn't even bother to say "ahhhh

Wu Hai surrendered: "Okay, my name is Wu Hai. ”

The girl was surprised and asked, "You are also surnamed Wu, and from whose family did you come from?"

Wu Hai glared: "How can you talk, this is my home! The groom is my own brother, kiss! Do you understand? We grew up together when we were children, and we often peed farther than anyone else......

Wu Hai suddenly felt that it was a little indecent to say this, but the girl didn't care.

"Is it really pro? Isn't it a genetic mutation?" Jin Feng blinked his eyes wide, carefully looked at Wu Hai for a while, and then looked at the silhouette of Wushan in the distance with the wind in the Yushu, and happily expressed that it was difficult to accept this cruel reality, "But as I said just now, the image is not important." ”

Wu Hai was about to nod happily yes, but the girl said, "I don't mind how ugly you are." There is a stray big yellow dog in our community, I don't know what disease he has, he is bald and hairy in the east and west, and it is much more ugly than you, but he is also my friend, and I feed it snacks every day, just like this......"

As she spoke, the girl stuffed the biscuit in her hand into Wuhai's mouth.

Wu Hai gritted his back molars: "Thanks, thanks!"

Jin Feng's expression was relaxed: "You're welcome. ”

In order to squeeze her, Wu Hai deliberately pointed to her colorful skirt and said, "You like a lot of colors." ”

Jin Feng: "Yes, my favorite colors are pink, green, purple, gray, gold, ......"

She reported all the colors of her dress.

Wu Hai: "==, aren't these the colors of RMB?

Jin Feng handsomely made a gesture of "you are right": "I just love money, who in this world does not love money? If there is a skirt sewn with banknotes, I will wear it correctly!"

It's the first time Wu Hai has met such a girl, and he thinks it's quite interesting. Like the previous dream, it is clear that he is super money-worshipping and loves the wealthy to the point of his dreams, but he refuses to admit it, and he has to pretend to share the joys and sorrows with himself, he must be very tired, right?

Wu Hai: "Did you come with your parents or did you come by yourself?"

Jin Feng: "Just me." ”

Wu Hai: "Then who do you know in our family?"

Jin Feng: "You." ”

"Hiss-" Wu Hai pondered for a while, thinking that there was nothing wrong with this, but ......, "Didn't you just meet me?

Jin Feng stood up and took a few more pieces of different kinds of snacks, and squatted down again: "If I told you, would you poke me out?"

Wu Hai: "What bad thing did you do to be afraid of poking out?"

Jin Feng: "Although you are ugly, I don't think you are such a ruthless person, so it doesn't hurt to tell you." No one invited me to come, I came in by myself, because I love dim sum, and I heard that Wu's five-star chef made dim sum is very delicious, so I ......"

Wu Hai: "#$%@&!Isn't it very strict to check the wedding card at the door?How did you get in?"

Jin Feng's big eyes rolled, hesitating whether to tell Wu Hai that he was looking for it outside the gate just now, and the security guard took the initiative to come over and ask Miss what you were looking for, and then he told the security guard very anxiously, the wedding card fell out of the bag, and it fell on this piece, why can't you find it?

The little brother of the security guard kindly helped her find it together, and Jin Feng was so anxious that she was about to cry, saying that she was a friend of the old lady, and she didn't believe that you called to ask the old lady.

The security guard called Shen Changge's mobile phone, but the wedding scene was so lively that it didn't get through.

The security guard thought to himself, it's just a girl's house, and besides, she is dressed up, isn't she here to attend the wedding, is she still here to eat and drink?

The "security check" was no problem, so I let her in...... I didn't expect her to be really professional in eating and drinking.

I'm afraid that what Wu Hai didn't expect was that Jin Feng had mixed into countless banquets in the same way, and didn't eat anything else, picking Western snacks to eat, and secretly pondering other people's recipes.

Jin Feng said boldly: "If it's a friend, don't ask so much, eat!

Wu Hai: "Okay... Oh no, why are you in a treat? It's obviously my family's treat. ”

Jin Feng: "Who is asking for a difference, don't lose your stomach?"

Wu Hai: "It seems right, eat! give, and drink juice again." ”

He handed her the juice with the straw he had drunk.

Jin Feng took a few sips indiscriminately, and handed it back to Wu Hai: "You drink it too." ”

The two people who don't get along well are not at all like they met for the first time today.

The wedding scene* A love song, the lyrics are to the effect of "I love you / I love you so much / I fry chicken fried chicken and love you / forever and forever / ah love / ah love / ah love / dong dong qiang" ...... I feel like the lyricist didn't graduate from elementary school.

Jin Feng frowned and said, "Why are the current love songs written so meaningless?"

Wu Hai: "Who said that 'all' has no connotation? ”

Jin Feng: "Less." ”

Wu Hai: "What do you think of the swollen lyrics?' Some people disappear in a blink of an eye / Some love can only be missed / Some people put promises on their lips / Some pain is unspeakable pain......"

Jin Feng's big eyes widened: "This is the lyrics written by my idol, you like him too?"

Wu Hai also widened his eyes: "Who, who is your idol? Who dares to plagiarize?"

Jin Feng: "What kind of plagiarism? The author of this song is really like the sea! His original lyrics and songs are my great favorite." ”

"Really?"

Wu Hai was suddenly overjoyed, he didn't expect to meet the little fans who mixed in (eating and drinking) at his brother's wedding, how popular he is!

Wu Hai grinned, laughing so much that he couldn't speak, and stuffed a big mouthful of snack into his mouth before stopping.

Jin Feng: "You dare to laugh at my idol? ”

Wu Hai: "Don't dare, I also like that Zhenruhai." ”

Jin Feng had an expression of meeting a bosom friend, but he really didn't see it before, and this fat man would like it like the sea.

Wu Hai: "Do you know what that really looks like the sea?"

"I don't know, I didn't find a photo on the Internet, but I think, such a talented person shouldn't look too ugly, right?" Jin Feng's eyes were full of longing, "I hope he has long hair and a kind of troubadour's temperament, anyway, he must be better than your bald head!"

"Bald strong" lying gun.

Wuhai petrified.

He spent another half a minute missing his long hair, and especially wanted to blurt out that he was really like the sea, but he was afraid that the girl would be disappointed after saying it, just like the first blind date, the girl was just like the sea at that time, and the pink turned black in an instant, and the past was unbearable to look back on!

Wu Hai asked tentatively: "What if one day, I mean if, you see that idol of yours, and it turns out that he looks miserable?"