Chapter 189: Wake Up
"Xiaoshu, get up, take the college entrance examination, don't sleep!" Zhong Yuemin woke up suddenly, and his thoughts turned a thousand times in an instant.
It's a college entrance examination! No, haven't I crossed over? How can there be a college entrance examination? Huh? Why am I in the examination room? Why are there exam papers in front of me, and why are the people next to me burying their heads in the exam?
Who am I and where am I?
Zhong Yuemin's thinking was extremely confused at that time, and he felt a little dazed, out of the instinct of a scholar, he looked at the exam paper seriously, like a science comprehensive test paper, how could there be math problems?
The printing quality of this test paper is also too poor, how can it be printed in handwriting, and even the ink is not dry? It is worse than that of my own printer.
No, it's been a long time since I've seen a printer or a computer, and even electric lights are rare, so look at the roof of the classroom, hey, there's an incandescent light bulb.
The invigilator walked up to him and knocked on the table, "Please comrades, don't look around, hurry up and answer the questions, there are still 55 minutes before the end of the exam!"
Zhong Yuemin suddenly didn't dare to doubt his life, even if he was dreaming, he had to finish the test papers and have a good dream, don't wake up, no matter what exam he is, just finish all the papers!
Fortunately, the topic is not difficult, this question will, the next question, it will, and the next question, it will still be!
I went, I must be dreaming, otherwise how could it be so simple without questions, they are all difficult questions in junior high school, and occasionally there is one, I still will.
Surely because I'm the creator of dreams, I can cheat naturally, just like Inception, huh?
No matter, hurry up and write!
When I glanced at the back of my eyes, why was the comrade next to me who looked a little anxious with a worried face?
It's so simple, what's so strange about me writing faster? Zhong Yuemin thought as he brushed and wrote under his hand, ending the front and turning the side.
Well, the ink printed on the reverse side is a little worn off, a little dirty! Zhong Yuemin is a little disgusted, forget it, just read it, it won't affect the reading question.
Why is it that half the classroom is looking at me, what's there to see?
Time is running out, can't you hurry up and write the question?
Sure enough, the invigilator stood on the podium and spoke, "Comrades, there are still 35 minutes left, please concentrate on answering the questions." ”
In an instant, everyone couldn't take care of Zhong Yuemin, and hurriedly buried their heads in answering the question, how could there be female comrades crying?
The first question on the reverse side is a physics problem, that is, the ball slides on an arc-shaped surface, about the question of kinetic energy potential energy, Zhong Yuemin started to write without thinking about it, this question is too simple, there are no variables at all, and he is not even qualified to do practice questions.
Zhong Yuemin is even more sure that he is dreaming, otherwise how could this kind of topic even appear, cheating in dreams is too bottomless!
The next few big questions are simpler, they are all classic after-class practice questions, or textbooks with reduced difficulty after the course reform.
After brushing and brushing, after writing, Zhong Yuemin checked it back and forth again, did it all, and raised his hand, "Teacher, hand in the paper!"
"Comrade, there are still ten minutes before the end of the exam, it is better to check it. The invigilator was dressed in good short sleeves and asked seriously and responsibly,
Zhong Yuemin said: "Teacher, I have already checked, I have some urgency, I want to go to the toilet!"
Some of the other candidates in the classroom suddenly laughed, and more of them didn't care about the situation here, and were eagerly writing.
The invigilator couldn't help laughing, with a tangled expression on his face: "Go ahead and give me the test paper." ”
"Hey!" Zhong Yuemin packed up his stationery and walked to the door of the classroom, he was really anxious.
It's just that before going out, why did you hear someone crying again? It sounds like a man, forget it, it doesn't matter, it's important to find a toilet.
When he went out, the wind blew, Zhong Yuemin woke up a little, this is the county No. 2 Middle School, it seems that Uncle Ma pulled himself to the door of the No. 2 Middle School, stuffed himself with stationery and admission tickets, and let himself go in for the exam.
Zhong Yuemin was so frightened that he couldn't pee, looked back at the row of bungalows, and pinched his palms, really, what an exam!
Did I finish answering the question just now? Why didn't I check it more? I thought I was dreaming? I thought I could pretend to be forced if I was dreaming? I also handed in the paper in advance! I couldn't hand in the paper in advance if I was urgent!
These 10 minutes can check several big questions!
Zhong Yuemin really wanted to go back, but when he looked at the PLA soldiers standing guard not far away, he didn't dare.
I had to go outside the gate, the exams were all over, and the rest could only be followed.
"Yuemin, what's the exam?" Ma Guiping had been waiting at the door, and the cigarette butts on the ground seemed to be in a hurry.
"Uncle Ma, what kind of exam is this?" Zhong Yuemin still couldn't help asking.
"This is arranged by Jinlan, it is a water conservancy system, and the selection examination for going to university, if you do well, you will be recommended by the Provincial Water Conservancy Department to go to university. Ma Guiping replied.
Zhong Yuemin couldn't help but complain, "For such an important matter, why did I only let me know before the exam, and my brain was still dizzy when I went in!"
"Jinlan sent a telegram to E, three days in advance, E, who was on a business trip, and only saw this telegram early this morning, and I hurriedly received you. Ma Guiping was also a little afraid, "Fortunately, I didn't miss the exam!"
Zhong Yuemin could only be speechless, and he didn't know whether he was lucky or unlucky, he was dizzy and took such an important test, and it is estimated that there is no one before or since.
He suddenly felt some sympathy for the candidates in the examination room with himself, and when he met such a monster as himself, he fell asleep and entered the examination room, thinking that he was a bastard again, but he didn't expect the halftime to break out, and finally he was able to hand in the papers in advance, and it is estimated that the mentality of those candidates has collapsed.
I wanted to tell Uncle Ma that next time this kind of thing must be arranged in advance, but after thinking about it, it is estimated that there will be no next time.
"Uncle Ma, aren't they all recommended by the masses to go to college now? Why do we still have exams in the Water Conservancy Department?" Zhong Yuemin said strangely.
"I don't understand, I heard that science and engineering require professional counterparts, and the students who don't take the exam recommended by the masses have a poor foundation, and they can't learn anything in college. Ma Guiping speculated, "Now the country is in urgent need of science and engineering talents, and we dare not waste educational resources." ”
Zhong Yuemin now became a little clear, "What universities can I go to now?"
"Oh, the results haven't come out yet, and you're starting to pick a university? Are you so sure you can get in?" Ma Guiping asked with a smile.
"If you ask in advance and don't need money, what is the process behind you, how to apply for school?" Zhong Yuemin also laughed.
Ma Guiping said: "This amount will help you ask clearly, fill in the volunteer tomorrow morning, but you don't have to choose, you can only go to water conservancy engineering-related majors, as for the school, fill in a few more when the time comes, fill in a guarantee, and ensure that you can go to school." ”
I didn't expect even Uncle Ma to be so familiar with these routines of filling in volunteers, "Uncle Ma, where did you know that?"
"Didn't you see so many parents of candidates waiting at the door?" Ma Guiping said proudly: "They are very good at news, and you can know it after listening to it a few ears." ”
Zhong Yuemin couldn't complain, "You're too child's play, aren't you?"
"What's the hurry? Jinlan must have arranged it for you, let's go back to dinner first, and she will call after a while." Ma Guiping said indifferently.