Chapter 735: I'm a Hammer
"You are indeed sick!" Qin Haodong was unmoved, and said calmly to Bolton, "Your body is indeed very healthy on the whole, but you have a problem, bad breath, very bad breath." ”
"Uh......"
was pointed out in public that he had bad breath, and Bolton's face was full of embarrassment, but fortunately he was a black man, and his complexion hid his blush well.
James said: "Teacher, what you said is so right, this guy just has severe bad breath, and I usually have to keep a distance of two meters when talking to him, otherwise the smell is really terrible." ”
Seeing that the teacher hit this big old black with a near-private illness at once, the students present immediately burst into warm applause.
In the past, they were conquered by the reputation of the Healer, and now they have witnessed the miraculous healing skills of the Healer.
Qin Haodong continued: "Traditional Chinese and Western medicine have their own strengths, although your World Medical Association has developed medicine, but your bad breath stems from stomach fire, and Western medicine cannot find the root cause of the problem at all, and it cannot be treated.
So you've been suffering from bad breath all these years, I'm afraid you're still single, except for severe rhinitis, I'm sure no woman can accept your smell. ”
James said very cooperatively: "Teacher, you guessed it, although this guy makes a lot of money, he is indeed a single dog, I guess he is probably still a virgin ......"
He is extremely happy now, these people slander Chinese medicine on weekdays, saying that he was brainwashed by the Huaxia people, although he is angry but helpless, and now the teacher finally helped him out of a bad breath.
"Teacher Qin, I admit that you did not misdiagnose this time. ”
Bolton was embarrassed, but he admitted it in public, and then sat back in his place.
As soon as he sat down, another member of the Caucasian World Medical Association stood up, "Teacher Qin, my name is Gullit, although I have seen your miraculous medical skills, I still want to verify it, can you see what disease I have?"
The class was quiet again, you must know that these people in the World Medical Association are already very healthy, and it is not easy to see that a person with bad breath is not easy, and no one can say whether he can give this person an accurate diagnosis again.
Qin Haodong's expression was indifferent, full of confidence, and said: "Your stomach is not good, but the instruments of Western medicine can't find the cause, and the manifestation is that you are afraid of cold and cold, and you can't eat cold food at all."
Using the standards of Western medicine to diagnose you is very healthy, but it is also very painful, this disease is called stomach cold in our Chinese medicine. The cause is that you like to eat cold food all year round, which leads to excessive cold in your body. ”
Gullitt said excitedly: "That's right, Mr. Qin, what you said is not wrong at all, Chinese medicine is really amazing, I am completely convinced." ”
He sat back in his place.
Seeing that the members of the delegation were conquered by Qin Haodong's medical skills one after another, Rooney's face was a little unbearable, and he said, "Teacher Qin, since you are so powerful, then what kind of illness do you have with me?"
Qin Haodong said: "You look healthy now, and you don't have any problems except obesity. ”
A smile appeared on the corner of Rooney's mouth, thinking that he had finally caught the flaw of this Chinese man, but before he could open his mouth, he heard Qin Haodong continue: "But you suffer from seasonal allergic rhinitis, and you are allergic to peach blossoms every year in March and April, which is manifested as sneezing and runny nose.
Although this disease is not fatal, but it makes you very painful, but Western medicine does not have a very good way, and can only be maintained with hormone drugs when the disease occurs, which has great side effects, and your current body obesity is related to long-term medication.
Mr. Rooney, how's it going? Am I right?"
Rooney's face was swollen and red, but he finally gritted his teeth and nodded: "You're right, I do have this disease. ”
Now everyone is not calm, if it is not difficult to diagnose the symptoms at the time of the onset, but it is now September and there is still half a year before the onset of the disease in May.
Qin Haodong could see his hidden illness at a glance, and this kind of miraculous medical skill could only be classified as a miracle.
Seeing Qin Haodong's accurate diagnosis one after another, completely trampling the majesty of the World Medical Association under his feet, Rooney said unwillingly: "Teacher Qin, we are doctors, what we want to do is to help patients relieve their pain, it is useless to rely on accurate diagnosis alone, the most important thing is to come up with a treatment method." ”
"No problem. Qin Haodong said, "Although the content of my lecture today is TCM diagnostics, if Mr. Rooney wants to see how TCM treats diseases, I can also satisfy you." ”
Rooney said: "Well, please treat the case you just diagnosed." ”
Gullitt said: "Dear Teacher Qin, let me ask you another question, I have heard that although Chinese medicine is effective, the treatment period is very long, and you need to drink Chinese medicine soup for a long, long time, your treatment will not make us wait for a long time, right?"
"Of course not. Qin Haodong said, "Traditional Chinese medicine is broad and profound, and there are many ways to treat, taking medicine is just one of the ways, in addition to acupuncture, massage, massage, cupping, diet therapy and other treatment methods." ”
As he spoke, he took out the needle bag from his pocket, "The diseases I diagnosed today don't need to take medicine at all, and they can be solved with acupuncture." ”
At this time, another member of the delegation stood up: "Mr. Qin, I am Nedved of the World Medical Association, although I am a Western doctor, I am also very familiar with acupuncture and moxibustion, and I have obtained an acupuncturist certificate in country M.
In my opinion, acupuncture can only do some adjuvant treatment to relax the muscles and invigorate the blood, and it is impossible to use it to treat diseases. ”
Qin Haodong said: "Mr. Nedved, let me give you an analogy, for example, acupuncture is a powerful high-explosive grenade, but if you don't know how to detonate it, it can only be used as an iron block, at most as a hammer."
To put it mildly, our acupuncture is a hammer in your hands, and the acupuncturists of your country M do not understand the connotation and essence of acupuncture at all, and only in the hands of us who are superb Chinese medicine practitioners can it show its true power. ”
His words were sonorous and unceremonious, and seeing that Chinese medicine could finally raise its eyebrows in front of the World Medical Association, the students present immediately burst into thunderous applause.
Seeing that Qin Haodong said so directly, Nedved's face was also difficult to look at, "Okay Teacher Qin, I'll see how your acupuncture is different from mine, who is the grenade and who is the hammer." ”
It seemed that this foreigner was still very unconvinced, Qin Haodong ignored him, and walked in front of Huang Fusheng, "Take off your clothes, I can make your allergy symptoms disappear in 5 minutes." ”
Although Huang Fusheng was very unconvinced by Qin Haodong, he also knew that this was an open class, not the time to be emotional, so he could only take off his clothes and expose his entire back.
Qin Haodong held the needle bag in one hand and took out the needle in the other, his speed was too fast, and before others could see what was going on, Huang Fusheng already had more than a dozen silver needles on his back.
Nedved was taken aback, although he is also an acupuncturist, it would take at least 5 minutes to complete the acupuncture of these points.
Qin Haodong's speed was so fast, he almost suspected that this Huaxia was stabbing blindly, didn't he need to distinguish the acupuncture points?
Qin Haodong didn't pay any attention to Nedved's shocked expression, and reached out to flick the tails of the silver needles one by one, only to see that these silver needles were like engines with full horsepower, constantly trembling, and continuously injecting Aoki True Qi into Huang Fusheng's body.
"Oh my God, how did this work? It's not scientific at all!"
After being shocked, Nedved took out a silver needle from Qin Haodong's needle bag, and raised his hand to prick a needle on his Hegu acupoint, he thought that this silver needle was specially made, and it might have something high-tech inside.
However, he soon found that this silver needle was no different from the one he used, and the difference was not the needle, but the means of using the needle at home.
With the piercing of the silver needle, I saw that the red spots on Huang Fusheng's body began to disappear at a speed visible to the naked eye, no more, no less, and it had completely disappeared in just 5 minutes, Qin Haodong reached out and took all these silver needles back.
"Oh my God, Chinese medicine is amazing, just a few injections, and the allergy symptoms are eliminated......"
"How does this work? It's completely unscientific?"
"Is this medicine or magic? I can't believe it's real......"
James shouted: "I usually tell you that you still don't believe it, but now you see it, my teacher is amazing, and Chinese medicine is magical!"
He spoke with a smug face, as if he was the one who came out with the needle.
After the treatment of Huang Fusheng, the second one went to Bolton for bad breath.
Bolton took off his shirt early, revealing his thick chest hair, a small problem that had plagued him for many years, and he could not find a woman until now.
However, when he saw the shiny silver needle, he was still a little nervous and said, "Teacher Qin, doesn't it hurt to pierce such a long silver needle, don't you need to inject some anesthetic." ”
Qin Haodong didn't answer him at all, raised his hand and pierced a silver needle into the acupoint in his chest.
Bolton's mouth opened wide in surprise when he saw the silver needle pierced into his chest, if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he wouldn't even feel that there was an extra silver needle on his body, this technique really surprised him.
"Oh my God, Mr. Qin, how did you do it? It really doesn't hurt at all. ”
"Acupuncture is about the unity of hands, eyes, heart and mind, as long as you can do these things, it will not hurt to pierce it. ”
Qin Haodong said as he reached out and grabbed the true tail of the silver needle, lifted it three times and pulled it out in just two minutes.
"Okay, you can try it and never have bad breath again. ”
Bolton stretched out his right hand in disbelief and covered his mouth and haha, put it in his nostrils and sniffed it, and then exclaimed in surprise: "Oh my God, my bad breath is really good, I can date beautiful women in the future, I finally don't have to be a virgin again......"
Several members of the World Medical Association next to him leaned towards him, and in the past, they would smell an unpleasant smell as long as they were within two meters, but now they were within half a meter of him, and there was still no peculiar smell.
Two minutes to cure bad breath without any way in Western medicine this is completely beyond their cognition if bolton is not a member of theirs really think this is qin haodong found the trust.
Several people praised one after another: "Teacher Qin, this acupuncture is really amazing!"
Nedved said with admiration: "Teacher Qin, I apologize to you, in front of your miraculous acupuncture, I am indeed a hammer!"
Although he knew a little Huaxia, he was not very proficient in it, and he didn't know that the hammer had another meaning in Huaxia, which immediately made everyone present laugh.
Next, when it came to Gulit's stomach cold, Qin Haodong didn't even use acupuncture this time, stretched out two fingers and massaged his middle navel acupoint a few times, and the pure Aoki True Qi quickly cleared the cold in his stomach.
"Well, you don't have any problems with your stomach anymore. ”
Gullit asked suspiciously: "Teacher Qin, you just touched me a few times, is it cured?"
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