Earth, Chinese New Year's Eve, East 8th District Time, half past nine in the evening.

Those who eat Chinese New Year's Eve, set off fireworks, throw off their arms to play mahjong, and play cards all throw aside their work at this moment and stare straight at the TV.

There is almost only one theme for tonight's Spring Festival Gala, and that is "landing on Mars"!

At the beginning, there was a dance of all kinds of cute babies, and a few little guys put on various spacesuits and played the role of astronauts landing on Mars.

Then there is a chorus, and there is a chaotic Chinese language, and there is a big theme this year, that is, the people of the world celebrate the Spring Festival together.

Then there was another acrobatics, the dragon and lion dances were not dragon and lion dances, carrying the two models of "Yingfu No. 1", dancing on the stage, and then a few people stepped on the big ball and rolled around on the stage, this is the Adventurer.

In the end, an oversized ball was thrown onto the stage, and more than a dozen acrobats performed in it, and there was no doubt that this represented the lazy god city.

The big ball is almost reaching the ceiling, and it is no wonder that this acrobatic show should be put at the beginning, and it is estimated that the performance will be finished quickly, and the backstage will be dismantled so as not to take up too much space.

Anyway, at the beginning of the show, there was really nothing new, changing the soup and not changing the medicine, everyone used this kind of garbage time to get busy with themselves, anyway, at eight o'clock in the evening, everyone had not yet entered the rhythm of "night", eight o'clock was the afternoon!

After waiting for more than nine o'clock, the busy work is finally over, and the critical moment is coming, and the lazy god department is about to officially land on Mars!

That's right, the official landing on Mars!

That is, to be down-to-earth and step on Mars with your own feet!

It's just that Lazy God City has landed, that doesn't count, and now it depends on who is the first person to land on Mars.

CTV backstage, several directors are going crazy, there are still a few minutes to start the global live broadcast, so far they haven't got the plan of the lazy god department, how to arrange? how to edit, how to broadcast, how to explain?

In other aspects, the people of the lazy god department are very reliable, and various techniques simply can't be more powerful, but in terms of dealing with the media, the lazy god department is really unreliable, and it is said that the side has not yet decided how to log in.

The TV station is about to go crazy, such a big thing, and the landing plan has not been decided yet, can you believe it?

The reply from the lazy god department is that the lazy god department is on vacation, everyone is accompanying the children and their families, and there is no time to prepare a plan, so it will be broadcast directly when the time comes.

What the hell are you thinking about this? I'm CTV! You know how hard it was to get a CTV? You look down on us so much!

At half past nine, the countdown flashed, and the picture finally streamed over, and the pictures of more than a dozen cameras, CTV's strongest directors gathered together, each staring at a camera, and forcibly added more than ten seconds of advertising, buying themselves a little time.

The first picture is overlooking Mars in space, I don't know if the picture is fast, or it is taken at a very fast speed, it is estimated that it is the latter, and the directors can even imagine a huge parasol traveling quickly through the universe, shooting a scene that shocks people.

The Mars in the picture is gradually approaching, still rotating rapidly, and after more than a second, the sun emerges from behind the Mars, dazzling light, endless light spots, so beautiful that it is suffocating.

The sun is rising, or is it a new dawn for Mars? There are many interpretations of this image, but there is no doubt that as an opening scene, it is good enough and shocking enough.

Almost a second caught the eye.

The second picture is the Lazy God City overlooking from above.

The picture advanced layer by layer, and the lazy god city on the ground quickly zoomed in, slamming into view.

It's hard to put into words this scene.

Cars come and go, and people flow like weaving.

There are as many cities as there are on Earth, but on Mars, they are so shocking.

On the red surface of Mars, a huge dome is shrouded in a city that is no different from the earth, and the Lazy God Tower and the Lazy God Island can be seen at a glance.

This picture is very good, no need to cut.

Then the picture turned, and it changed to Nan Ming, who was lazily holding the manuscript: "Hey, you still want to speak? I don't remember a speech? Is it a draft from the earth? Okay...... Ahem. Today is the day when earthlings first landed on Mars, and I have a lot to say at this glorious moment, first of all, I want to thank ...... Thank you, thank you, CTV, thank you, my family...... Phew, what a manuscript!"

"Cut it, cut it!" the director went crazy.

The picture that streamed over was still 360 degrees of Nanming without dead ends, and he didn't give him any other pictures to fill in, the director desperately flipped through the previous live broadcast, the material recorded during the early landing on Mars, and the small scene of the rescue scene was prepared, and he chose a section to switch the screen.

Nanming threw away the manuscript and gave it to Cai Wendi: "You come to read it." ”

"I don't read it, Mr. Nan, you come...... Otherwise, Brother Zhao ......"

A manuscript was passed around in the hands of everyone, and no one wanted to read it.

Is our script so unbearable? Not only the director, but also the chief director wants to roar at this moment.

"Then I'll just say a few words. Nanming saw that he had no choice, so he could only stand up and say: "Hey, the audience in front of the TV, hello everyone, I'm really sorry to let everyone watch our live broadcast at night, but CTV said that I hope to be able to broadcast live, saying that everyone likes to watch it, I thought about it, anyway, it's better than the Spring Festival Gala, so I agreed......"

Director: "Cut it!"

"I know everybody wants to see a landing on Mars, and wants us to say something like, 'It's one small step for me, one giant leap for humanity.'" But in fact, it's really a small step for me, and it's actually a small step for humanity...... There are big steps that can pull eggs later, such as exploring an alien galaxy or something......"

"What did you say about pulling the egg, cut it off!"

"Director, this can't be cut! The Lazy God Department just announced that they are going to explore the alien galaxy!"

The director opened his mouth wide, as if he was stuck in something, and he couldn't say a word.

Others can't help but explode with a little fierce material, why are you hiding this kind of material so deeply!

Nanming didn't feel like breaking the news at all, and he was still talking to the camera.

"Recently, we've been discussing a question, that is, who should be the first to land on Mars?" Nan Ming said: "Everyone let me land first, but to be honest, I'm just selling cute every day, and I haven't made any contributions." ”

In front of the TV, I don't know how many people groaned, and then silently complained: Mr. Nan, you are humble!

"There are also people who propose to let Brother Wen land first, after all, it came early. But to be honest, he just came to Mars to sell a cute, no, he just sold a stupid, and he didn't contribute much. ”

If Nan Ming said this before, it is estimated that Brother Wen's fans would be unhappy, people have lived alone on Mars for four or five days, and there is no credit and hard work.

But now...... Mr. Nan has defined himself as a "cute", what else can they say? Mr. Nan said that he sells cuteness, and other people are even selling cute, so you can only desperately buy cute!

Brother Wen scratched his head vigorously, looking embarrassed.

"Also, in the past, the astronauts landed first, but in fact, the technicians and engineers behind it gave more and made more contributions, which is not fair. ”

"But if you let the engineers land first, the logistics staff will be unhappy, and without us, you lazy people will probably starve to death at home, and you still want to land on Mars?"

"Let the logistics staff land first, the family will not agree, you work all day and night, can you land on Mars without me at home?"

"Let the family come to land, the people of the whole country don't agree, without our support, can your lazy god department do so big?"

In front of the TV, everyone was confused.

So what to do?

"However, no one can be absolutely fair and just, for example, I can't move all the people of the earth to Mars, but I can be just to a limited extent. ”

"We are all engineers, and if we encounter something that we can't handle, we use technical means to solve it. ”

Nan Ming raised his hand: "Next, please look at our biggest invention of this century, the fairest landing machine on Mars in the world!"

"The invention of this machine would also like to thank our chief engineer for obsessive-compulsive disorder, thank you to the hard work of all engineers, thank you to the people of the world, thank you to the people of the whole country...... Please the greatest machine of the century......"

At this moment, cracks opened on the side of Lazy God City......