Chapter 148: I'm a Professional

Although Xiao Xu was disgusted by what he said, everyone had to admit that this is a real professional, not an expert who sells dog meat on the head of a sheep in the society now.

After all, anyone who can tell me about the one hundred and eight flavors of fart that I am familiar with is either a big guy or a madman......

So everyone could only watch Xiao Xu analyze the taste of farts there......

However, if this guy only analyzes, there is a second fool among the diners who has to keep asking, and every question is still on point......

"Eh, this master, what's the difference between the eighteenth and nineteenth flavors of the fart?"

"Oh, that's the difference between soup and solid food......"

A group of people looked at the big fat man of more than 300 pounds with strange eyes, if it weren't for the fact that he couldn't beat the other party because of his size, he would have gone up and beaten the girl into a pig's head!

And here, the Q&A between Lao Pang and Xiao Xu is actually very short, and the main thing is that if these things are really explained, they are actually a bit complicated, so Xiao Xu is how simple and how to come.

But through this, Xiao Xu also directly fixed his identity as a professional.

"Will we be stunned?" Uncle I'll tell you, we're professionally trained, no matter how stinky it is, we won't be stunned!" Xiao Xu said very seriously there.

I actually asked myself if I would be stunned, what kind of international jokes, although my nose is much more sensitive than normal people, but this does not mean that I will be stunned, professional training understands, if it is so simple to be dizzy, then it is still a professional hammer!

Some of the diners around also looked at Lao Pang, what kind of problem did this guy ask, he was professional!

And Lao Pang heard Xiao Xu's answer, and the smile on his face was even worse, but because there was too much fat on his face, he laughed...... It's like not smiling.

"That's good, that's good, then this teacher, what do you think this smell is now?" asked Lao Pang with a smile on his face, like a student who was sincerely asking the teacher for advice.

It's been a few minutes since I first smelled it, but the strange thing is that the smell hasn't gone away, but is getting stronger and stronger!

Some of the diners were ready to leave, but look at the professionals here, think about it and keep waiting to see what the professionals have to say.

As for the people passing by, not to mention, everyone originally had the psychology of watching the excitement, but now there is such a lively thing, so it must be gathered around to see, so in a minute, there are a bunch of people next to the early stall......

Seeing that some people were so interested in the smeller's business, and seeing so many people around him, Xiao Xu suddenly became very excited!

After all, this industry is a new industry, and many people simply don't understand it and don't know what they can do.

Now that science is so advanced, do you need people to distinguish the smell?

However, no matter how advanced science is, there are still some odor instruments that cannot be identified, so it is necessary for the smeller to identify and judge whether the odor exceeds the standard through the identification of the human body......

Therefore, Xiao Xu was very excited to suddenly have so many eyes and be able to promote the industry, of course, because he was too excited, so it was actually weird not to see the smile on Lao Pang's face......

The smeller only identifies whether the smell exceeds the standard, and does not include smelling what causes the smell, but Xiao Xu is not easy to explain now, after all, he has already established his image as a professional, if he refuses directly, wouldn't it be a smashing signboard.

Therefore, Xiao Xu decided to rely on his keen sense of smell to smell the smell first, and then popularize the knowledge about this industry to everyone, which is the right way to open!

I sniffed it hard several times, but I still didn't feel anything, I didn't seem to have smelled this smell before, sour and sour, sour and stinky actually reached a perfect harmony, what the hell!

How could I not smell it, it's definitely an illusion, wait until I smell it......

Xiao Xu was obsessed with smelling the smell, and he didn't notice it, and as he continued to inhale this gas, his head became a little dizzy......

The smell was a little long, and some of the people around felt impatient so they left, Xiao Xu was even more anxious, but the more anxious he was, the more gas he inhaled......

Then, in the midst of everyone's dull gaze, Xiao Xu slowly lay on the table, and he fainted......

Everyone, look at me, I look at you, don't you say that after professional training, no matter how smelly it is, you won't get dizzy, why is this dizzy...... Did you not hold back?

Lao Pang smiled, I didn't expect that my skills as a pit man still hadn't fallen, and it felt quite cool!

Of course, Xiao Xu didn't faint, after all, he was specially trained, and these people around him smelled fine, so it was even more impossible for him to be fine.

The product after the failure to brew immortal liquor, no matter how it looks, the taste of the wine is in it.

And this thing didn't form wine, so the smell of the wine spread around with the taste, and Xiao Xu inhaled so much, so he smelled drunk directly......

Lao Pang naturally knew what this thing was, and he knew it when he smelled the first wisp of peculiar smell......

But now, the person has been pitted, and the joke can't be too much, Lao Pang stood up and sniffed it too, and then made a surprised look and said: "Eh, this smell seems to come from the Jiuxianju." ”

This is a good judgment, some people smelled it, and then looked at it, the door of Jiuxianju was open, the closer to Jiuxianju, the stronger the smell, and Boss Qin was also at the door now, and the most important thing was that Ya actually wore five masks!

You said that in these years, it is enough for someone to wear two school uniforms at a time, but this actually wears five masks!

Don't ask me how I can see it, Boss Qin's mask is from big to small from the inside out, the innermost mask is the largest, and the outermost mask is the smallest......

"It turned out to be the smell made by Boss Qin!"

"No wonder, then whoever comes will be dizzy...... Do you think Boss Qin is cooking shi in it?"

"Don't talk about such disgusting things when you're eating, okay......"

At the door of Jiuxianju, Boss Qin was still humming leisurely, and he shouldn't be able to smell it after wearing five masks, although the humming voice is a little distorted, but it doesn't matter.

As a result, in a blink of an eye, I saw a bunch of people staring at him, and Boss Qin, who was inexplicably a little weak-hearted, quickly turned his head and looked at what I was doing, that is, it was a little stinky, you see that it doesn't smell so much outside, and it ...... inside Oh wait!

Qin Feng suddenly thought of a question, Miss Xue seemed to be still asleep in the bedroom......

As soon as he thought of this, Qin Feng heard an angry roar coming from the bedroom: "What smells so stinky, where are you surnamed Qin, come out for me!"

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