"Erbao, come here. ”

Coming home this year, it is different from usual, in addition to reuniting with his family and busy entertaining the old folks who came to visit, Li Yadong also has one more thing, that is, to tease his eldest nephew Li Erbao.

This kid can already babble and occasionally pop out a word or two, and he can also wear open crotch pants, upside down with short legs, and trot with a cigarette. Of course, there is a price to be paid for such a high ambition, and the popular New Year's greetings in the south, the so-called worship, is the meaning of kneeling and worshipping, but ordinary people only see the elders of the elderly, they will make such a big gift, and this kid almost has to worship every person, and he has to cry 800 times a day.

"Pigs, pigs......"

Li Yadong sat on the small flat outside the building, opened his hands, and shouted, this kid immediately understood, although his little head was still a little muddy, but he also knew that he hated and liked it, for this little uncle who brought him a lot of toys as soon as he got home, and would take out delicious things from his pocket from time to time.

Her mother taught her hard for several days, teaching her to shout "uncle", and finally made some progress, but the word "uncle" was not clear, but it was called "pig".

"Poof!"

This kid kicked on two small short legs, trotted, and was about to reach the other side, but at a distance of 0.5 meters from Li Yadong, he still knelt.

"Wow Wow Wow ......"

Li Dongmei heard that her younger brother was back, so she rushed back from her in-law's house, and also sat aside, and when she saw Li Erbao falling and crying, she was about to step forward to hug her, but was stopped by Li Yadong raising her hand.

"Come, Erbao, manly man, don't cry all day long, be brave and get up by yourself......"

Li Yadong decided to educate him in a different way, mainly because this kid had a weak personality in his previous life, like a big girl, in the future, he was a bit of a sissy, and he wanted to screw him in this life.

"Wow Wow Wow ......"

But who knew that Li Erbao saw that he had fallen for a long time, and no one came to take care of it, so he suddenly cried even more happily, and his tears fell without money, which was really pitiful for those who saw it.

"What's the matter, this is ......"

Hu Xiuying heard the crying, holding the bamboo sieve in her hand, she ran out of the house, and saw her baby grandson sitting on the cold cement floor with her bare buttocks, she was distressed, and she scolded loudly, "Jin Ju, Dongmei, where are you two still laughing, the child falls and doesn't know how to pick it up, how do you do other people's mothers and sisters-in-law?"

She didn't scold Li Yadong.

"Mother, this ......" Liu Jinju looked embarrassed, didn't she want to hug her, isn't this the little uncle who won't let her.

Li Dongmei also smiled.

Li Yadong stood up at the right time and pushed his mother back into the house, "Mother, it's okay, I'm here to educate the child, I want to train his tenacious character from an early age, you can't always think about relying on others when you encounter problems, don't worry about it......"

"Can I not worry about it, on such a cold day, the child sits on the ground with his bare buttocks, what if he catches a cold......" Hu Xiuying glared at him angrily, "Don't think that you read more books, you know how to educate children than your mother, you are still raised by your mother, and you don't see what crooked path you have taken?"

"Yes, yes...... Mother, you're right. Li Yadong looked helpless, and suddenly felt like he had fallen out of favor, in the past, her mother would never be serious with him because of such a trivial matter.

But after saying it, I finally sent her in.

Outside the door, Li Erbao was still sitting there crying, pouring heavy rain accompanied by deafening thunder.

"Okay!" Li Yadong had to take out the killer weapon and took out a colorful lollipop from his pocket, "Hurry up, get up by yourself, this lollipop is yours." ”

Li Erbao stared at the lollipop in his hand with tears in his eyes, not only did tears flow on it, but water began to fall from his mouth, although he was still sobbing for a while, but the thunder had stopped, and he turned his head pitifully to look at his mother.

He didn't have a big head, but he didn't have a big heart, and now he thought that it would be nice if someone could pick him up and get this delicious lollipop.

But who is Li Yadong, how can Li Da ruthless let him get it easily, hehe smiled: "Little guy, don't have any crooked thoughts, let me tell you, I'll count to three, if you don't get up, I'll eat this lollipop." ”

As he spoke, he began to tear the candy wrapper.

"One!"

"Two!"

"Two and a half!"

Li Erbao looked at it and was in a hurry, that can't be!

Two fat little hands pushed to the ground, pouted the little buttocks, and immediately got up on the ground, and then took three steps and two steps, and rushed into his arms.

Li Yadong laughed, touched his little head, and stuffed the lollipop that had been peeled off the paper into his mouth, "This is my good second treasure!"

Li Erbao had sugar in his mouth, looked up at him, and in an instant, the rain passed and the sky cleared, and he also smirked happily.

Believe it or not, although a one-year-old child is still very ignorant, he will always be able to remember something about what you teach him.

Since then, unless he really falls on a stone and hurts, this kid doesn't need to be hugged by others at all, and he pats his ass and stands up.

……

Li Yadong basically didn't go out much during the Chinese New Year this year, except for a trip to the fourth sister Li Dongmei's house on the twenty-fifth day of the lunar month, her family just got up this year, so she should go over to take a look, after all, she hasn't been there once, and she stays at home the rest of the time to accompany his mother.

Because he was destined to stay at home for a few days, when he took the train from the capital to Jiangcheng a few years ago, he bought a ticket at the railway station by the way, and the destination was Sushi in Jiangxi Province, and the departure time was the fourth day of the Lunar New Year.

Needless to say, the purpose of going to Sushi is self-explanatory, although Su Wei won't let him go, is he Li Yadong the kind of man who obeys women's words?

Ahem......

In the past, there is no harm in recognizing the door and giving the mother-in-law a New Year's greeting, maybe the mother-in-law is happy, and she directly waved her hand, "The bed is not enough at night, you two will make a quilt", that ......

It's a pure dream!

In this era, such a thing will definitely not happen, but when he was a second girlfriend in his last life, he experienced it personally, and his mother-in-law was called a bold, but according to Li Yadong's estimate, she probably saw it at that time that her daughter had already been slept with by others I don't know how many times, so it didn't matter.

suddenly remembered the two wives in the previous life, the first one was fine, after all, they had not been together for a long time, but the second one, I felt a little uncomfortable, after all, I had been together for more than ten years, I had really loved and been hurt......

In the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, the old Li family's old men have returned, and the shops in the county have also closed, and Li Yadong has not mentioned the matter of studying abroad, so he plans to announce it to everyone today on the table of the fortune meal.

At four o'clock in the morning, the family sat around the square table in the hall, the table was full of delicacies, the main dish was a stewed mutton, simmered in a clay pot, simmered for eight hours, melted in the mouth, in this cold winter wax moon, a bite can simply save half a life.

After three rounds of drinking, Li Yadong duly took out the admission letter of the University of Hong Kong that he had prepared long ago from his pocket and handed it to his eldest brother Li Yamin, mainly because his mother was illiterate.

"What is this?" Li Yamin subconsciously stretched out his hand to take it and couldn't help asking.

"Brother, see for yourself, I'll listen to you. Li Yadong smiled.

"The University of Hong Kong, international students, admission notice!" Li Yamin looked down and directly read out a few big words on his head, and everyone at the scene was shocked when they heard it, and they put down the dishes and chopsticks one after another.

"What notice?" Hu Xiuying's heart tightened, and she was a little unsure, not knowing whether it was a good thing or a bad thing.

Li Yajun's eyes widened, and he asked uncertainly: "It should be a good thing, international students, which means that Xiaodong can study abroad?"

Chen Yue'e and Liu Jinju, after all, are women's families, and they have no culture, and their expressions are similar to Hu Xiuying.

But Li Tingting, who had already been admitted to high school, shouted with envy: "What? Little uncle can study abroad!"

"Tingting, is it a good thing?" Hu Xiuying looked at her granddaughter and asked, no matter what, she was also a high-level intellectual in the Lao Li family.

"Then needless to say, grandma, let me tell you this, there are actually a lot of college students in our country, such as Uncle Xiao's school, there must be tens of thousands of college students, but those who really have the opportunity to study abroad are estimated to be less than one percent, do you think it's a good thing?"

"That ......"

Hu Xiuying's eyes couldn't help but light up, and when she was about to say something, Li Yamin, who had read the entire notice word for word and read the entire notice seriously, finally raised his head and said with a smile, "Well, it's indeed a good thing, the University of Hong Kong should be the best school in Hong Kong, and I intend to let Xiaodong go over there to study." ”

After hearing this, Hu Xiuying suddenly laughed, and glanced at her little son who was immersed in eating, and her eyes were full of pride. I just suddenly thought of something, and I couldn't help asking, "Isn't it a cadre?"

"Grandma, what do you want......

After Li Tingting pursed her lips, she looked at her little uncle with little stars in her eyes, "Studying abroad is to continue your studies, where is there one less official position, and when the little uncle returns from studying abroad, it will not be assigned a job by the state, eighty percent of them have to let him choose by himself, and he can pick and choose!"

"Can you be so powerful when you come back after studying abroad?" Hu Xiuying and several women looked at each other and marveled.

At this time, Li Yamin, who was begging for a life in the system, nodded with a smile and said: "It's this reason, just now Tingting said that there are many college students in our country, but in fact, there are not many, after all, the population base is there, and there are even fewer international students, even at the national level, every international student is a baby bump." ”

"That's great, you have to go!"

The atmosphere of the fortune meal was already lively, and this time it was even more joyful, and everyone at the dinner table was smiling, including Li Erbao, who was held in his mother's arms.

He definitely didn't know what was going on, but when he saw that everyone was laughing, he also wanted to join in the fun, laughing so much that he couldn't open his little eyes, and the flesh on his face shook and shook, which made people can't help but want to pinch it. The reckless age