Chapter 208: This Can Be Available, This Really Doesn't (For the 'Poison Society' Ten Thousand Rewards)
"I'll tell you this. Han Chen motioned to Qin Luo and patted the trouser pocket containing the money with his hand, "Yes or no, this is the shop you opened, don't you understand?
"Oh. Qin Luo nodded knowingly, "That's not true." ”
Zhang Peng took the menu and opened it at this time, "I'll take a look below, fish...... Don't even order shark fin. ”
Han Chen said with deep sympathy, "Don't eat the fish bones, I ate the fish bones once and it got stuck, and then it was not good to choke on steamed buns and soak them in vinegar, and finally I went to the hospital and took them out with tweezers, and I didn't eat that thing." ”
Zhang Peng nodded, "He didn't either." ”
"Hahaha, one is shark fin, the other is fish bones, you two are not on the same channel at all. ”
"It's a split, I still wonder if shark fin is a fish bone. ”
"CI and Chi are stupid and can't tell the difference. ”
"Trance, trance. ”
"It's not. Han Chen pretended to be angry and accused, "Why don't you want anything in this hotel, what are you doing, can this person come easily? Find your boss." ”
Qin Luo subconsciously said, "No." ”
"Hahahaha. ”
The audience was amused by Qin Luo's answer, and many people applauded.
"It's all a conditioned reflex. ”
"Whatever you ask me, the answer is: no. ”
"You just remember that you don't have one, don't you?" Han Chen reminded loudly, "I'm talking about the boss?"
"Oh, boss?" Qin Luo reacted at this time, "The boss is out." ”
"What the hell you say this. Han Chen gestured the menu to Zhang Peng, "What do you say to eat here?"
Zhang Peng closed the menu and said, "Then let's have some homely food, folk." ”
"You're here, right? Han Chen waited for this sentence, and immediately put the menu aside, stretched out his hand and motioned to Qin Luo, "Let's have a little pheasant stewed mushroom." ”
Qin Luo shook his head, "No." ”
Han Chen thought that he was still saving face for himself, so he immediately reminded in a low voice, "This can be had." ”
Qin Luo said with a serious face, "This ...... Not really. ”
"Poof!"
A viewer who thought the sketch was not funny before, picked up a bottle of drink and drank it without knowing whether he was alive or dead, and when he heard this, he immediately squirted out a mouthful of salt soda.
"Ahem, cough, ahem......" This spray also choked himself, lowered his head and covered his throat, and his face was red.
"Hahaha, okay, this one. ”
"This burden is awesome. ”
"Are you going to laugh at me? You didn't say hello in advance, and when you saw me laugh suddenly, they were all wrinkled. ”
At this moment, all the audience laughed, even those who had slandered Qin Luojiang before and couldn't write excellent works, they had to laugh out loud - because they really couldn't hold it back.
The live broadcast camera also captured the reaction of the audience at this moment, and it was indeed a sea of joy.
Of course, Liu Qian must be indispensable.
A cameraman doesn't shoot others, but specializes in filming Liu Qian, and Shi Huihai also cut the live broadcast picture to Liu Qian in the background.
All the viewers who watched the live broadcast saw that in the picture, Liu Qian was smiling, smiling, and beautiful.
Oh my god, the fairies are so beautiful when they laugh, and the beauty is thrilling.
The live broadcast room is boiling like a frying pot at the moment.
"I'll go, this can be had, this is really not, Nima, this is the golden sentence of the year!"
"This burden is crackling, I give 100 points, I'm not afraid of your pride. ”
"Fire tongs Liu Ming. ”
"Ouch, I'm going to it, I fell off the chair with a smile, it hurts...... I still can't stop laughing...... Hahaha. ”
"Don't say anything, this is definitely the best sketch tonight, I'm the first to disagree if I don't win the championship. ”
My Sissi laughed. ”
"Liu Tianxian is so beautiful when he laughs, my heart has suffered a critical blow. ”
"It seems that for the sake of Liu Tianxian's laughter, I will vote for him later. ”
Maybe it was because the applause and applause of the audience were too enthusiastic, or maybe Han Chen himself amused himself, in short, he actually laughed.
But at this time, everyone didn't blame him, but felt more real.
This kind of laughter is something that no one can hold back.
What? You said Qin Luo didn't laugh? Okay, he's not human.
When the applause at the scene gradually subsided, Han Chen motioned to Lu Yao to bring over the native pheasants and mushrooms that had been put aside before, "I brought that to you, we have it." Come on, Yaoyao, bring that, oops, thanks to bringing it. ”
Zhang Peng stretched out his hand to stop, "Brother, this ...... Pheasants can't be eaten. ”
"It's domestic, and it's all wild mushrooms. Han Chen explained, and then motioned to Qin Luo and said, "Stew this, there's a dish here." Come on, stupid......"
Qin Luo took the mushroom and the native pheasant, and said angrily when he heard the words, "Who are you stupid?"
Han Chen explained, "No, I mean order another stupid egg. ”
Qin Luo twitched his head, "No." ”
"I have. Han Chen motioned to Lu Yao to bring the vegetable basket and green onions, "This egg and green onion are fried." ”
Zhang Peng asked suspiciously, "Brother, why do you prepare all the materials for your next trip to the hotel?"
Han Chen explained, "The problem is that he doesn't have it, he can't find this thing to give him money." These dishes, two. ”
Speaking of this, Han Chen looked up at Qin Luo and reminded, "You are like this, give you a chance, this teacher Zhang finally came back, your hotel said no?"
"Give one away?" Qin Luo looked at Han Chen speechlessly, "Oh mom, uncle, why are you so picky?" you said you didn't have one, we have to take one when it's over, right?"
"Hahahaha!"
"Bang bang bang!"
At this moment, the audience applauded like thunder and laughed.
An audience member laughed and almost fell off his seat, but fortunately someone next to him held him up.
"Oops, I can't do it, this guy is laughing at me, and my stomach hurts again. ”
"Hehehehe, I now understand why I read the report before that a pregnant woman who watched Qin Luo's sketch would cause her amniotic water to break and give birth early. I'm smiling right now and I feel like I'm about to give birth. ”
"My laughter is really high, and people usually call me a cold-faced man. But now, I can't help it...... Hahahaha. ”
The on-stage performance continues.
Han Chen looked at Qin Luo and argued, "I said young man, it's not like we don't have a point, after I finish ordering, you don't have abalone or lobster." ”
Qin Luo raised his eyebrows, "Is there anything you haven't counted in your heart?"
"Hahaha, this sentence speaks to the heart, do you not have a B number in your heart? ”
"Look at the people who have embarrassed Qin Luo, they are all crazy. ”
"This is not bad money? Isn't that a scoundrel? ”
"Haha, I learned another trick today, and next time I go to a restaurant, I'll try it again. ”
"The upstairs will come back and tell us the results - if you don't make it back alive. ”
At this moment, the number of people who live online officially exceeded 5 million!