Dai Mei handsome, like the distant mountains in the landscape painting, the shade is suitable, the eyes are like autumn water, the horizontal ripples are dotted, just like the starlight in the sky, under the background of the fine and slightly upturned eyelashes, it seems to be full of aura, Qiong nose and small mouth, the same as the carved agate, people can't help but want to kiss when they see it, the key is that this pretty face does not apply any powder, completely plain, delicate to the extreme.

Beauty, big beauty! Plus the figure is even more perfect, even if the chest is deducted three points, it is also a super beauty of ninety-seven.

Xu Qingmo saw it in his eyes and felt pain in his heart, such a beauty, how can she live a good life, but what kind of thief do you have to be, even if she is desperate, she can be a concubine for herself.

"Now you know I'm not a thief. The female thief said angrily, as if it was a great thing for her to take off her hat.

"I have to admit that except for the cups, you're pretty good in the rest of the place. Xu Qingmo pinched his chin and commented, "It's a pity, Qingben is a beautiful woman, but she is a thief." ”

"What? You still think I'm a thief?" The female thief looked at Xu Qingmo as if she had discovered a new world, "You don't know me?"

"Why do I want to know you, are you my girlfriend?" Xu Qingmo was even more surprised, "Is your face an identity certificate? ”

The female thief stared at Xu Qingmo very strangely, as if she had found a wild man, looked up and down, and then asked tentatively, "You really don't know me?"

"I didn't know before, but now I know, a flat-chested female thief, don't stare at me like this, here in the wilderness, if you want to force me, I will also resist, I like to take the initiative, such as a doggy. ”

"Haha, you really don't know me?" Hearing Xu Qingmo's flirtatious words, the female thief not only did not get angry, but was sure that Xu Qingmo really didn't know him, and immediately laughed, "Very good, you are very good." ”

Xu Qingmo was confused by the female thief's transformation: "What are you laughing at?"

"It's nothing, I suddenly feel that you listen to the eye, I won't drive you off, and now there are really few people like you. The female thief was in a good mood, and immediately started the car, "Where are you going? ”

"I didn't want to go somewhere, if I hadn't caught you stealing, I'd be talking to my teacher at home right now. Xu Qingmo touched his nose and said, when he was in the hospital, he was made a little angry by Leng Qiutong and Taylor, and he had to use the performances of several teachers at home these days to relieve the fire.

"Teacher, do you still ask the teacher to learn something?" asked the female thief, puzzled.

"Hey, hey. Xu Qingmo smiled, didn't answer the stubble, and then said, "Don't you want to run away, where are you going to run?"

"I don't have to run away, I just want to come out and relax for a few days, it's too depressing to be watched every day. The female thief said.

"And where are you going now?"

"I don't know, just take a ride. The female thief laughed.

"Okay, I'll take you to the police station when you've had enough. Xu Qingmo looked at the decoration in the car, turned on the car music, and found that it was all songs by a female singer named Shu Qingge.

Xu Qingmo casually clicked on a song called "Tsing Yi Provokes Red Dust" and listened to it slowly.

When the female thief saw Xu Qing's song, the corners of her mouth turned up slightly, and then asked, "How is this song?"

"It's not good, that old lady has really bad taste, why do you always listen to this person's songs, it's not as good as me singing. Xu Qingmo said that he grew up in foreign battlefields since he was a child, and he didn't have a deep understanding of this soothing Chinese style song for a while.

"Squeak!"

The sound of sudden braking sounded, and the female thief became angry: "What do you say? This song is not good, do you know how to appreciate it?"

"There are 10,000 teachers in the eyes of 10,000 people. Xu Qingmo said, "I said that this Shu Qingge's song is not good, why are you in a hurry, could it be that you are her brainless fan?"

The female thief was so angry that her teeth itched: "You said that you might not sing as well, then you sing one for me, I want to see how good you sing!"

"You want me to sing?"

"Yes!"

"Why, why should I sing to you, what's in it for me, I sing and you touch me, I'm sorry, I'm not interested in the airport. ”

"You...... Sing it, I'll sing it to you when you're done. The female thief puffed up as if she had suffered a great loss.

"No, you want to hear me sing, and I don't want to hear you sing, and I'm at a loss by exchanging your songs for my songs. Xu Qingmo said.

Someone who doesn't want to hear themselves sing?

The female thief really wanted to knock the bad guy in front of her in the head and see what was in his head: "Then how do you want to sing?" ”

"Hmm...... As long as you promise me not to be a thief in the future, this car is enough for you to open a shop, run it well, there is no need to commit crimes again, if you sincerely repent, I will not call the police this time, anyway, the old couple is very rich, can exchange a car for a thief and find out, I think they should be happy. ”

The female thief was a little stunned, she didn't expect Xu Qingmo to say such a thing, she couldn't help but be a little impressed by Xu Qingmo, and then quickly nodded and agreed: "Okay!"

"A word is a certainty!" Xu Qingmo stretched out his palm.

"Smack!" the female thief slapped Xu Qingmo's palm.

"I'm going to sing, you're going to have to listen. ”

"I'm really going to sing, I suggest you record it with your phone, my singing voice is not heard by ordinary people. ”

"Mmmm, you have to be ready, as soon as I sing, maybe a talent scout will come and praise me as a star. ”

Xu Qingmo said several words in a row, and the female thief couldn't help but pinch him: "Sing quickly!"

"Open your mouth, close to my thighs, give me a blow-......"

Xu Qingmo began to sing affectionately, with a look of intoxication.

"Stop singing!" the female thief blushed and covered her ears.

"Why else I sang it, and I sang it to the climax...... The stewardess wants Guanyin to sit on the lotus, the nurse needs the milk swallow to return to the nest, and the police flower has to be pushed by the old man......"

Xu Qingmo didn't care about it, finished singing a tune, and then saw the female thief covering her ears with her hands and burying her head on the steering wheel, looking like her ears were about to be deaf.

"How about it, do you want my autograph?" asked Xu Qingmo.

"Bah, shameless, lewd!" said the female thief indignantly, "what qualifies a person like you to speak of me...... said that "Tsing Yi Provokes Red Dust" is not good!"

"Isn't my song good, how philosophical and enlightening it is. Xu Qingmo said.

"I'll sing to you, listen to me!" the female thief cleared her throat, and then began to sing, singing "Tsing Yi Provokes Red Dust".

"Thousands of reincarnations, a glimpse, since then don't forget you, a joy Tsing Yi ......"

An ancient song, without accompaniment and without musical instruments, comes from the mouth of a female thief.

Xu Qingmo listened with a smile at first, and gradually listened to it, immersed in the story of the thousand-year-old love told by the song, and felt the charm of the ancient Chinese style for the first time.

At the end of the song, the female thief also calmed down, and her thoughts were still immersed in this song "Tsing Yi Provokes Red Dust", and she did not recover.

Xu Qingmo was the same, and praised it: "It's really tasteful." ”

"Of course. The female thief couldn't help but smugly.

"But you sing like that Shu light song, like the original sound. Xu Qingmo thought for a while and said, "You are really the brainless fan of Shu Qingge, even the singing voice is so similar, you can almost sing with fake." ”

The female thief glanced at Xu Qingmo: "Can I use it as a fan?"

"What do you mean?" Xu Qingmo didn't understand.

"Nothing, have you seen Shu Qingge?" the female thief asked with interest.

"No, I just returned to China not long ago, I don't know any of these stars, besides, isn't she a singer, her appearance is not important, her singing is important. Xu Qingmo said.

"Hmph, you know what. The female thief originally wanted to explain, but when she saw Xu Qingmo's appearance, she suddenly didn't want to explain again.

At this time, suddenly the sound of a police car came from behind.

"Oops, you can't park here. The female thief quickly looked at the road sign, and sure enough, this is a non-stop area, she stopped here when she was angry before, but she didn't expect to be photographed by the camera in front of her, and the police came over.

"Haha, thieves are afraid of the police. Xu Qingmo glanced at the distance of the police car behind him, "Start quickly, you still have a chance to escape." ”

The female thief hurriedly started the car, the luxury car is different, the acceleration ability is not comparable to the police car behind, even if it starts to accelerate from the zero initial speed, it suddenly distances itself from the police car behind it, and is not immediately caught up.

"I can't be caught by the police, I can't. The female thief finally muttered.

"The mouse meets the cat. Xu Qingmo grinned, "I promised you that I wouldn't send you to the police station, but if you yourself are caught by the police, then you can't blame me." ”

"It's not all because of you, if you didn't think I'd be a thief, I'd be parking here. The female thief said anxiously, speeding up under her feet, but she couldn't get rid of the police behind her.

Xu Qingmo shrugged, and then said, "Do you want to dodge the police car behind?"

"Uh-huh, you have a way?"

"There is a way, but why should I help a thief. ”

"I'm not a thief!" shouted the female thief, "what the hell are you going to do to help me!"

"Well, I think about it, you have a pretty good voice, why don't you sing the song I just sang to me. Xu Qingmo said.

When she thought of the embarrassing lyrics, the female thief's face turned red, but she knew that if she was caught by the police behind, it would be over, and her reputation would not only be ruined, but the things she promised her friends could not be completed as promised, so she had to nod.

"I like you to be so cheerful. Xu Qingmo smiled and put on a comfortable posture and listened attentively.

Zhang ...... Open your mouth and get closer to ...... My thighs ......" The female thief stumbled and sang, I have to say that she is really talented in singing, although she only listened to it once, but she sang more flavorfully than Xu Qingmo.

"No, no, no, I don't have a sense of substitution when you sing like this. Xu Qingmo interrupted, "You have to sing, 'Open my mouth and get close to your thighs.'" ”

The female thief was so angry that she didn't want to, and she still felt a sense of substitution, did this guy listen to obscene songs while thinking about those disgusting pictures?

"If you don't sing again, you'll be caught by the police. ”

"Open my mouth, close to your thighs, and blow on you...... The stewardess wants Guanyin to sit on the lotus, the nurse needs the milk swallow to return to the nest, and the police flower has to be pushed by the old man......"

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