Don't think that this organization was casually fooled by netizens.

No.

Definitely not.

After the emergence of the Strategic Fool Bureau, more detailed information about the organization was once again flooded on the Internet.

Name: Strategic Fool Bureau.

Director: Mo Bai.

Deputy Director: Fan Tianlei

Members: All the sailors of Bai Yutang.

It is mainly responsible for "interpreting" and "clarifying" all kinds of news and rumors, and "disclosing" information in various ways. The purpose is to disrupt the eyes of all sides, to cover up our strategic attempts, or to guide public opinion at home and abroad. and use the weapon of causality if necessary.

The purpose of the Strategic Flicker Bureau: the new and wholehearted flickering.

The slogan of the Strategic Fool Bureau: The bricks and bricks slapped by the people are the highest praise for us.

The full official name is: Strategic, Fooyou, Agency (SFA), Office of Military Equipment and Foreign Relations Research and Public Opinion Guidance.

Establishment: Belongs to a second-level department of the General Staff.

Information site: Gesha County small restaurants, Mojia restaurants.

Cooperative media: CCTV Military Channel/China Network Television/Phoenix TV.

Flickering routine: Anything will be cheated and abducted.

About the innings.

Follow these rules.

Rule 1: It is better to believe that there are ghosts in this world than to believe in Mo Bai's broken mouth.

Rule 2: If you have doubts about rule one, follow another principle. Please reverse any point of view expressed by this person, and you can get the correct answer.

Another: The bureau has been discharged from the army, but Fan Tianlei said that the bureau will not leave the screen. (i.e. he will continue to fool)

PS: When the authority and Chief of Staff Fan Tianlei jointly flicker, they will be invincible, and they will cause great damage to the enemy, so don't do it.

This is naturally a joint production by a group of brain-opening netizens.

As for the purpose, there is no other purpose.

It's fun, fun, and a spoof.

Moreover, Mo Bai is so able to fool, they also want to join in their hearts.

However, although this seems to be a joke, under the continuous propaganda and promotion of a group of water armies, the strategic flickering bureau is like a fire, attacking the entire website, and in the back, some people really believe it.

"Damn, what's going on with this strategic flickering bureau?"

"Is there really a strategic trickery?"

"Of course, it's true. ”

"Who's the Director?

"Mo Bai. ”

Not only domestic visitors, but especially foreign military fans, as well as foreign groups that study Mobai in an all-round way, they are even more convinced. When this "strategic flicker" appeared, they immediately wrote a report to Congress.

"Yes, Huaguo really has a strategic trick. ”

"I can testify. ”

If you don't believe it, just look back at what Mo Bai said. ”

For Mo Bai, those organizations that study Mo Bai 24 hours a day are really afraid.

In order to alleviate some of their own responsibilities, they completely believe in the existence of such an organization.

Not only believed, but they even compiled the history of the "Strategic Fool Bureau".

They announced that the Strategic Fool Bureau had already appeared in China during World War II.

Until now, Mo Bai has used the tactics of strategic flickering to the peak, and hopes that all countries will pay attention.

And that's not all.

The most powerful thing is to count the press conference on China's diplomacy.

After reporters from various countries asked a series of questions to the spokesperson, the reporter from the United States asked the last question.

"Excuse me, does China have such an organization as the Strategic Fooling Bureau?"

When this question was asked, even Ms. "Ouyang Min", the spokesperson of the press "Ouyang Min", who had seen countless winds and waves, almost couldn't help but snort. She saw this organization the other day, and she didn't laugh so hard at the time. Strategic flickering bureau, I'll go, which person took this, it's too talented.

As the spokesperson of Huaguo, how could she not know when such an organization was born in Huaguo?

Even if there were, it would be impossible to call it such a funny name.

Fortunately, he calmed down in an instant, and immediately said: "Let me reiterate, we have absolutely no so-called strategic flickering bureau in Huaguo. I think this is a sign of some countries' lack of self-confidence. As for the fact that some countries have really been fooled by certain people, I sympathize with that. I hope that some countries will improve their technological level, and they will not be fooled by some people again. Thank you, and that's the end of this press conference. ”

Such an answer can be described as a direct detonation of the domestic media.

"Wow, that's cool. ”

"It's exciting enough, what the spokesman said this time is simply 666......"

"It's more than 6, when the press spokesman heard the scene of the Strategic Fool Bureau almost laughing, it was so joyful. ”

"Yes, Mo Bai, your strategic flickering bureau really tricked a lot of people. ”

Countless netizens were excited in their hearts, and they couldn't stop chatting with everyone on the Internet.

On the other hand, after fooling some countries, Mo Bai participated in the commendation meeting of the troops.

Mo Bai once again became the most awesome existence among all the soldiers, and he personally won the first-class merit.

Moreover, this first-class meritorious service medal was personally awarded by Lieutenant General "Guo Yun" for Mo Bai.

"Boss, it's amazing, I've been bragging about it outside for a few days, and this is a personal first-class merit. ”

"Yes, we are desperate outside, and it is difficult to get a personal second-class merit, the boss is good, and he will come after opening his mouth for a few words. ”

"Boss, call us on TV next time. ”

It was rare to return to the army once, but He Chenguang, Li Daniu and others were holding Mo Bai's military merit medal and touched it again and again.

You must know that the first-class merit in the army is not so easy to achieve.

Even if you have made great contributions, even if you just hang up, it will be difficult for you to get this first-class merit.

Moreover, it is still personal.

"Okay, you will also follow me to retire from the army, and when the time comes, you will be on TV every day. ”

Mo Bai snatched the military merit medal: "Don't touch it, you have touched the gold on it." ”

"Alas, the army is really poor, this military merit medal is still a gold, why do you want a pure gold. ”

"But, boss, forget it, we're not as good as you, if we are discharged from the army, we won't have anything to eat. ”

Several people shook their heads, thinking that they would only be soldiers and would not brag: "We still work hard in the army, what about you, boss, just outside, when you have time, you will fool them more." Try to fool them into hitting themselves, and it would be perfect. ”

"Forget it, it's impossible. ”

Mo Bai shook his head: "People are fooled once, and it is impossible to be fooled twice." Besides, it's useless to just flicker. We really have to improve our own strength. ”

"The boss is right, we have to improve our military power. ”

"I'm not talking about military force?"

"Boss, what do you mean?"

"I'm talking about the economy. ”

Mo Bai said: "The economy is the foundation of everything, as long as our economy is raised, even if it is a rice country, we are not afraid." ”

"Yes, why is the United States so powerful, in addition to his military strength, what is even more terrifying is his economic power. ”

Several people were also emotional.

In times of peace, countries are also improving their military standards, but the most important thing is the economy.

It's just that they also know that they can't help at all when it comes to improving the country's economic level.

But they don't know that they can't help, but Mo Bai can.

With the previous layout of the smartphone, it's time to make a move.