"What kind of kid is this? Really, I don't have any quality at all, it's a shame. ”

"Isn't this nonsense, you dare to question Zhang Tianshi!"

All the aunts opened their mouths and said that Xu Qingmo was not, Zhang Tianshi looked at Xu Qingmo with a smile, and continued: "You said that I deceived everyone, and I didn't care about you, I just sent you a sentence, you have a weak face and a loss, and it is easy to get angry for no reason, it is best to find a quiet place to be quiet, otherwise it will hurt your kidneys and lose your body." ”

Where to stay cool, don't be idle and disturb people's good things.

The aunts and uncles couldn't hear the meaning of Zhang Tianshi's words, in their opinion, the iron mouth god calculated that Zhang Tianshi was misunderstood by this kid, not only did he not get angry but gave people a hexagram for free, he was really a master of the Tao and a tall image, on the other hand, this guy was really making trouble and playing the piano indiscriminately.

"Zhang Tianshi is so good, he is not angry, he is really a master. ”

"This young man is really ignorant, Zhang Tianshi doesn't care about you, you are still entangled, it's really shameless. ”

"The world is declining, are young people so ignorant now?"

Zhang Tianshi's simple words set off another round of condemnation.

Xu Qingmo was not angry, but smiled: "I also sent a hexagram to the Heavenly Master, I look at the Heavenly Master, your face is sharp and wide at the bottom, typical by the word face, plus the heavenly court is full, the chin is fat, and the eyebrows are sparse, it is a fire-shaped face, it is a shrewd and wise appearance, but the eyebrows are dull and there are moles raised, which is a sign of impending disaster." ”

"The face of the Heavenly Master belongs to fire, and water overcomes fire, your calamity must be related to water, and the earth overcomes water, so it is better to quickly find a place with a lot of soil to avoid the calamity. Xu Qingmo said lightly.

"Xiaoyou is really funny, the old man himself is a phase teacher, can't he even calculate his own calamity, you better stop talking nonsense here. Zhang Tianshi's eyebrows twitched slightly.

The surrounding aunts shouted again: "Zhang Tianshi has clear eyes, long and narrow eyes, thin face and high cheeks, it's not what you said at all, what are you talking about?"

"That is, you also show Zhang Tianshi a physiognomy, do you think you are also a physiognomy master?"

"How can Zhang Tianshi have a catastrophe, it's clear that you are talking nonsense!"

All the aunts blamed Xu Qingmo one after another, and they were bound to give this messy kid a little color.

At this moment, a tricycle full of bottled water came from the street, delivering water to the community, and just when he arrived at everyone's side, Xu Qingmo suddenly moved and kicked a stone away.

The pebbles flew out and got stuck in the wheels of the three-way car, just like braking the tricycle.

"Squeak-"

The tricycle's tires rubbed against the ground, scratching a trail on the ground before it finally stopped.

The driver on the tricycle was fine, but the bottled water on the car had an accident, and the top bucket of water fell from it violently due to inertia!

"Smack!"

The bottled water fell to the ground and exploded directly, and the water inside splashed out, and by coincidence, a large splash of water flew into the crowd and poured it on Zhang Tianshi's face impartially.

"Ahh Zhang Tianshi's face was splashed with water, he tilted his head back, and quickly wiped his face with his sleeve.

"It's a blessing or a curse, it's a curse that can't be avoided. Xu Qingmo smiled.

The aunts who condemned each other seemed to be grabbed by the throat all of a sudden, unable to make a sound, and looked at each other.

Just now Xu Qingmo said that Zhang Tianshi's calamity is water, isn't this flying water just in response to that assertion?

Zhang Tianshi touched his face, straightened his spine, and was about to say a few words to stabilize his image, when he suddenly found that everyone was staring straight at him.

"Celestial Master, don't pinch your beard anymore, your beard is about to be ripped off by you. Xu Qingmo said with a smile.

Zhang Tianshi hurriedly reached out and touched his beard, only to find that his makeup was washed away by the water, and most of it was scattered, and the beard that was pasted on it fell off.

"Ah!" Zhang Tianshi shouted, wanting to get up and run away, but was grabbed by Aunt Liu, pressed on the table, and then reached out and wiped the makeup off his face completely.

Zhang Tianshi finally revealed his true face, and it was indeed a young man in his twenties.

"Dong Wenwu!" Aunt Liu recognized at a glance, isn't this the idle scoundrel next door to her.

"Is it really Dong Laizi? Zhang Tianshi is pretending to be him!"

"Dong Laizi is a scoundrel, how can he tell fortunes, he has been lying to us!"

"I said that I haven't been able to see Dong Laizi gambling money recently, it turns out that the pretending heavenly master is cheating us out of money!"

Everyone recognized Dong Wenwu and scolded one after another.

"I was wrong, Aunt Liu, you let me go. Dong Wenwu cried and begged for mercy with a sad face.

"Okay, you kid, you have been pretending to be a heavenly master to deceive the old lady!" Aunt Liu was angry and slapped Dong Wenwu, "You lied to us before?"

Dong Wenwu knew how powerful Aunt Liu was, and hurriedly told him: "Yes, yes, I lost the money, and I really couldn't come up with such an idea to cheat money." ”

"However, when you said that I had good fortune, I went home and picked up a thousand dollars. ”

"That's what I borrowed money to throw at your doorstep, just to make a reputation, Aunt Liu, you have a big mouth...... No, no, no, you are well-connected and prestigious, and everyone will definitely believe me as soon as you say it. ”

"That'...... Then what do you think about my husband coming home?" Aunt Liu was still a little incredulous.

"That's when I heard your name chuang last night...... I knew that Uncle Ma was back. ”

Xu Qingmo was also stunned, and it was not Dong Wenwu who saw Aunt Liu's posture, but listened to the corner.

"Bang, Bang, Bang!" Aunt Liu was embarrassed and angry, and she slapped her again.

At this point, everyone finally knew that the Tiekou God had fooled Zhang Tianshi before, and all the money they spent on fortune-telling was given to Dong Wenwu, a scoundrel.

"Dong Laizi, you pay me back!"

"You're cheating me out of money, I'm going to settle accounts with your mother!"

A few people who were deceived by money were the most angry, and they twisted Dong Wenwu and went to his house.

"Dong Wenwu has a sharp top and a thick bottom, and a triangular face, isn't that what this little gentleman said?" someone was surprised.

The rest of the people looked at Xu Qingmo, the person they had condemned before.

"It turns out that Mr. Xiao is the master, and we were all wrong before. ”

"We all misunderstood, I'm sorry little brother!"

The crowd was red and ashamed, and the person they had condemned before was the benefactor who exposed the liar.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Xiao, it was wrong for me to scold you just now, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't know how much money I would have to be cheated out of by Dong Laizi. Aunt Liu frankly bowed her head and admitted her mistake.

Xu Qingmo grinned: "Don't thank me, I was also nonsense with those words just now, I am not a fortune teller at all, and I don't know how to tell fortunes." ”

"What?" Aunt Liu and the others were taken aback, "Little brother, what you just said was so accurate, saying that he had a flood and he was immediately washed out of the prototype by the water, you don't know how to look at it?"

Xu Qingmo shrugged: "That's all my nonsense." ”

Xu Qingmo is indeed talking nonsense, just looking at the face of Zhang Tianshi casually talking nonsense, as for the flood, it was just a tricycle that delivered water when he walked over there.

"That's possible, master, don't admit it, I want to ask you to show me a hexagram. Aunt Liu hurriedly said.

"When I say I can't look at the face, I just can't look at the face. "Xu Qingmo has a headache for these people, at least there will be no real masters here, if you want to live a better life, you still need to work hard yourself. ”

"Hmph, if you don't want to show us, forget it, what do you mean by saying this on purpose!"

"That's it, how can the feng shui physiognomy master be fake, even if you have the ability, we don't allow you to slander like this!"

"I was saved by a master a few days ago, and you actually slandered the physiognomy like this, I think it's also nonsense. ”

"A bunch of nonsense, nonsense is retribution. ”

"That's it, that is, if you dare to say that the physiognomy doesn't exist, you will definitely be unlucky. ”

Xu Qingmo didn't expect that his exhortation was a great irony in the ears of these people, and they were filled with righteous indignation, if it weren't for the hand that Xu Qingmo showed to rectify Zhang Tianshi just now, and suppressed these aunts, it is estimated that they would have pounced on Xu Qingmo's face.

"Let's go, he doesn't show us the face, we're not rare. ”

"I heard that Mr. Zhao has hired a new master to be a housekeeper, which is very effective, why don't we go to his house to have a look?"

"Forget it, you don't know what kind of person Mr. Zhao is, he will let you in?"

"Then I'll go around his door, and maybe I'll be able to show the master a few times. ”

"It's just, you can go anywhere, just don't trust this stinky boy. ”

When the aunts said that, they dispersed in a hurry, leaving Xu Qingmo standing in place awkwardly.

"They all believe this, and if you say that, you are destroying their faith. Ning Ningyun deserved to be a psychiatrist, and she saw through the psychology of those aunts at a glance, and said to Xu Qingmo.

Xu Qingmo pouted, these people were really hopeless, and then gave his 1,000 yuan to the tricycle driver next to him.

The tricycle driver was distressed about his water, and when he saw a thousand yuan, his eyes lit up, and he wanted to take it, but his hand was halfway out and stopped.

"Why are you giving me money?" said the tricycle driver, somewhat wary.

"Don't mention it, I went to the mountain yesterday to read a hexagram, and the master said that I have a blood light disaster, and I must dissipate all the floating wealth on my body to save my life......" Xu Qingmo said reluctantly.

"Oooh. The tricycle driver snatched the money and put it in his pocket, "Then I'm here to save you, thank you." ”

After speaking, the tricycle driver pushed the car and ran away, for fear that Xu Qingmo would regret it.

Xu Qingmo touched his nose, here, if you want to give away money, you have to lie, you are really speechless......

Ning Ningyun saw Xu Qingmo's performance, and it was rare to laugh out loud, and the laughter was like a silver bell, which instantly amazed Xu Qingmo.

Xu Qingmo turned his head to look at Ning Ningyun, looking incredulous.

"What's wrong?" Ning Ningyun asked, "Can't I laugh?"

"Yes, yes, of course you can, you look good when you smile, it's good to smile more. Xu Qingmo hurriedly said.

But Ning Ningyun didn't laugh, and turned to Xu Qingmo and said, "It's just ahead, it's coming soon." ”

After speaking, Ning Ningyun returned to the research female madman and took the lead.

Xu Qingmo followed silently, feeling like a dream.

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