"It's over, it's so hot, the goddess's words instantly made me lose my shadow, am I so ugly? Li Yuan, do you say I'm ugly? Am I not handsome?"

"You....are you still handsome?are you related to the word handsome, you are ugly, ugly, your appearance can be as low as the horizon, Li Yuan pouted. ”

"I'm grassy, you're embarrassed to say I'm ugly, you don't look at what you look like, then if I'm ugly, then can you still look at it? Don't be scared to death when you go out, the old lady can spit out the dentures at a glance, and the new teeth can grow out, if the old man looks at you, the old prostatitis for many years will have to be cured, and he will be refreshed immediately, and he will return to the peak of his life at the age of twenty. ”

"Tut-tut, don't say it, I'm really happy to hear what you said, if I had that ability, then I have to get rich now, I can become the richest man in China, and I want to emphasize to you, what you said is completely to describe me as handsome?"

"You can pull a few down, hurry up and roll the calves, you are still handsome, if you are handsome, you will not be ugly, you look at the way you look, five big and three thick, it seems that Li Kui is his third uncle, are you in the wrong place, why can you still come here, shouldn't you follow Da Li Kui to Liangshan at this time?"

"Hehe, I'll just hehe, pay me back five big and three thick, I don't want to fight you when you say this, anyway, I'm pretty rough, I don't know if you're rough or not, maybe you're just a toothpick, and it's a broken toothpick, even the teeth are picked, it's a toothpick that you don't have, Li Yuan pouted and said. ”

"I'm a fairy board, you big Li Yuan, your mouth is so open, how can you say that, you are a toothpick, you are an embroidery needle, your whole family is an embroidery needle........"

"Embroidery needle?" "Are you dreaming, if you don't accept it, go back at night and compare it, see whose embroidery needle it is, do you dare?" If you have no opinion, let's fight a gun, it depends on whether you have the guts, Li Yuan asked with a raised eyebrow.

I looked at Li Yuan's confident eyes, as well as the movements between gestures, and my whole body was full of a kind of confidence and a very rough atmosphere, could it be....or.......Could it be......He knew about my little private affairs, but I knew that Li Yuan was very rough and a little perverted.

"Well....then forget it, I'm not such an unqualified person, I'm educated, I won't compare that thing with a vulgar person like you, I hate disgusting, if you have that kind of hobby, you can try to date Ergouzi at night, I knew that Ergouzi had that hobby since I was a child, and it was quite serious. ”

", what am I comparing with him, I just want to compare with you, you just dare to do it, right?"

"Big brother, are you finished, I said it all, I don't compare with you, I'm a quality person, don't you understand Chinese, is it so hard for me to communicate with you?"

"Heh..... don't dare, don't dare, what are you dragging with me, and you are an educated person, am I not, if I am not, can I sit at a table with you? ”

"It's... Yes, you're right, you're just like me, just like me, I nodded. "Li Yuan's IQ is really worrying, just look at the current appearance of this child, it will also be a problem to go out in the future.

"Smack...."

A small ball of paper landed on my head exactly.

I thought it was a note written to me by the second dog, I opened it and took a look, and found that there was nothing in it, so I drew a little Wang Ba, and he was holding a cigarette butt, which master is so leisurely.

"Zhang Feng ....."

I heard the second dog call me, I turned my head and asked in a whisper: You threw it?

"Uh-huh, I threw it. ”

"What are you doing, what's the matter?"

"Didn't you just call me, what did I listen to, what do you mean?"

“………”

"No... Nothing. ”

"Oh... It's okay, if there's something to squeak, I'll definitely help you, don't greet me now if it's okay, I'm very busy, the second dog replied and didn't speak, but lowered his head and played with his mobile phone, laughing from time to time. ”

I didn't expect the ears of these two dogs to be very good, they are about to catch up with the dog's ears, he can hear the two of us just talking so quietly, I have to admire, no wonder I call the two dogs, this is a professional training when I was a child, maybe now it has been practiced into a tailwind ear, and I can hear the sound of other people's farts from fifty meters away.

Anyway, no matter what you say, these two dogs are really exquisite, worthy of being my brother, this is a little different when I grew up, and I dare to help me with everything, even these two big men dare to open their mouths to help when they compete in marksmanship, how natural this person is;

But what's the matter, it's impossible for me to let Ergouzi compete with Li Yuan, I don't know what kind of goods Ergouzi is, we used to go out to take a bath together, I have seen Ergouzi's seven inches, not much stronger than me, and he is also in the state of a child, his development is not complete, and he is different from a precocious man like Li Yuan.

Maybe Li Yuan and I were a little enthusiastic just now, forgetting that Zhu Xiaoying and Yang Tianshu were still in front of us, and they didn't turn around since they turned around, they kept listening to the two of us, and they were particularly fascinated by it, as if they were listening to a story, and their little eyes stared at us without blinking, for fear of missing a little plot.

"Oh, mom, what are they talking about, and practicing marksmanship, I really can't listen to it, this is too inattentive to the occasion, why is it so open, I don't listen, I'm going to be ashamed to death, my face is red, Yang Tianshu stretched out his little hand to cover his eyes and turned around, with a shy expression. ”

Look at you, it's really useless, this little bit will make you like this, if you really talk to you about it, you won't have to find a crack in the ground to get in, Zhu Xiaoying said disdainfully.

"Oh, sister, don't say it, people are still little girls, I don't listen to those.."

You can pull it down, it's still a little girl, you are already in summer, and it is about to start autumn, Zhu Xiaoying said with a smile.

"Hmph...I won't tell you, I'm so angry..... Yang Tianshu said and lay on the table angrily. ”

"Hehe, leave him alone, you two continue to talk, I'm quite willing to listen, talk about your marksmanship, see who is more powerful, I still want to see it, and finally be a referee for the two of you, otherwise Zhang Feng is easy to play tricks, Li Yuan, you can't fix him, I can be fair when I'm present." ”

“…………”

"Daughter-in-law," what are you talking about, the two old men are chattering, don't always interrupt, do you know what the two of us are talking about, you just ask around, you still want to see, can you see it? Li Yuan muttered a little dissatisfied.

"Bang bang bang..."

As soon as Li Yuan finished speaking, Zhu Xiaoying quickly punched Li Yuan's chest three times, particularly hard, and her voice was particularly dull.

"I'm giving you face, don't I'll listen to it, you have an opinion, I haven't seen anything about you, don't say I'll take the scissors and drag it down for you, I really don't know how thick the sky is, I still play this set in front of the old lady, you are still a little tender, Zhu Xiaoying's little finger pointed in front of Li Yuan. ”

"Well, I...I know, daughter-in-law, I was wrong, isn't it okay, I shouldn't say that about you, and I shouldn't question you like that, is this okay?" Li Yuan let out a sigh and said pitifully to Zhu Xiaoying. ”

"Okay, I'll forgive you this time, don't make such a low-level mistake in the future, if there is a next time, I won't have to serve you with my fists, I'll take a jack directly from home and smash it on top of your brain, and give you a fart in the brain. ”

"Eh..... don't worry, daughter-in-law, I will never do it in the future, you just look at my performance, my words definitely count, Li Yuan patted his chest and promised, as if Zhu Xiaoying's three pestles just now were just a passing cloud, and they did not leave any traces on his body. ”

"I know, look at your attitude is okay, keep up the good work, don't let me down, I'll let you celebrate the New Year another day and feel the fun of life, Zhu Xiaoying turned around with a smile after speaking. ”

As soon as Li Yuan heard this, his face immediately turned red again, and whispered to Zhu Xiaoying's back: Daughter-in-law, you are so good, I am going to love you to death, I like the feeling of the New Year, it is you who let me know that there is still this kind of happiness in life.

After speaking, Li Yuan gritted his teeth and smirked, just like the stupid son of the landlord's family in the past, laughing very happily.

Looking at these two people, I am also convinced, this is really Wang Ba looking at mung beans, right eyes, Wang Ba eats scales, iron-hearted, one is willing to fight and one is willing to suffer, I can't fix it, I shook my head speechlessly.

"The two students in the back, what did you two do just now, why did you still do it, that little fat girl, why are you so violent, that little black boy, you are also enough to make people scare you?" The Chinese teacher in front said with a smile, and there was no trace of anger on his face. ”

"Teacher... I am an old man, I can't be the same as a girl, Li Yuan raised his head and bared his teeth and said. ”

"Haha... Okay, the Chinese teacher couldn't help but laugh. ”

Then the Chinese teacher said: When I came from the office, the Chinese papers in your class were almost finished, and I will take them over in the next class and show you the results, the two troublesome children just now, if you two don't do well in the test, I will let you two go out and run in circles, and the children in the row who always talk in the back, if you don't do well in the test, you will give me a unified podium to sing "The Trouble Caused by the Moon".

After the Chinese teacher finished speaking, he burst into laughter, this teacher is so interesting, not to mention his good temper, this character is also so interesting..........