"Alas, Mom, I didn't expect it, husband, you can, your little language is really incisive, although it is a little vulgar, but the words are not rough, the head of the words is the truth, I feel that I should look at you with another eye," Zhu Xiaoying looked at Li Yuan and said excitedly, it was obvious that Li Yuan's words just now made her eyes light up.

"Hehe, daughter-in-law, I'm a little embarrassed when you say this, I didn't say anything, I just said a few sentences casually, I hugged it all and didn't let go, if I was working harder, maybe the language would be more incisive," Li Yuan said with a big tooth that was not ashamed at all.

"Don't make a fuss, why are you a little confused, a little floating, isn't it? Can you be modest, don't climb up the pole, it's almost done, otherwise the higher you climb, the more painful you will fall, and the elbow will not break you, so that you lose your male function," Zhu Xiaoying said with a smile.

"Oh, you can rest assured, daughter-in-law, no, don't you know what kind of physique I am, I don't have any problems at all, just our boastful elbow is also the best among men, even if you hit it with a hammer, there is no problem, it is easy to break him with a hammer." ”

"Don't blow it, okay, you're a scale..."

"It's just a very apt analogy."

Standing up with Li Yuan blowing a bull pen for you in that Lang Lang, I feel that my waist hurts a little, this guy can blow it for you too well, and he can also break the hammer, what kind of waist does it look like, bragging doesn't even hit the draft, it's too shameless.

"That, daughter-in-law, you just said that you want to look at me with different eyes, what kind of eyes is that, tell me about it, I'm still quite curious," Li Yuan rubbed his hands in anticipation.

Oh, in fact, it's nothing, it's just before, I see you five big and three coarse, stupid, no heart, I feel like I think it's wrong now, you're quite smart, I should look at you from the eyes of a normal person. ”

"Ah....?normal human eyes?, do you mean that I used to be a little abnormal?" Li Yuan asked with a wink of small eyes.

"Well, let's just say that, you used to be quite stupid, you didn't have any heart, you were a little stupid...."

"It's over, hey, I think it's wrong, I always thought I was the best in your heart, but I didn't expect me to be like this, I couldn't accept it for a while, it left a shadow on my youth," Li Yuan said with a disappointed face, full of countless unhappiness.

"Cut, look at the way you look, there are still shadows, what shadows, aren't you just stupid to me, naïve to me, aren't you?"

"Well, yes..."Li Yuan nodded.

"Isn't that enough, the manifestation of love is that the person who loves you will only be stupid to you, only to you will be naïve, only in front of outsiders will be mature, will become smart.

"But no matter what you do, I like you," the rest is really nothing to me, I don't care about those at all, it doesn't feel useful, what do you think, Li Yuan?" Zhu Xiaoying looked at Li Yuan and asked.

"Hmm... I really think that my innocence, my naivety, my stupidity, the person you give is yourself, so you won't use any pressure, you know everything about me, don't you?"

"Well, well, yes, that's what it looks like. Zhu Xiaoying smiled and said.

………

Oh my God, these two people are still tired of crooked, this little word gives you such a disgusting feeling, I don't know how many times I wanted to laugh, but I couldn't help it, but this is said again, if Li Yuan has not said this, then Zhu Xiaoying must have thought that he was stupid, but when this is said, it will be different, Zhu Xiaoying will think that Li Yuan originally loved her for all his stupid performances.

Girls, it's all like this, if you hide everything in your heart, then no one knows what you're going to do, you don't have to keep suspicious, you will think that you are hiding everything from her, but if you say it, even if things will be bad, two people will quarrel, but in your heart you understand, there is no barrier.

There are many couples who are like this, they will hide everything from each other, and sometimes they will give a surprise, but often this surprise will cause a big mistake, and it is right to surprise a girl, but if you hide it for too long and too deeply, there will be contradictions, and it will lead to a series of things.

But at this time, if you leak the surprise to the girl a little bit, let her know that you are preparing a surprise for her, although she doesn't know what the surprise is, but she will look forward to it, even if she doesn't necessarily like the surprise you give her, but her heart is very happy.

………….

"Oh, can you two not get tired of it, why are you still talking about love, can you take a look at Zhang Feng, it's been so long, he hasn't woken up yet, it's really not okay, let's call 120, how do I feel that he is a little hard now, could it be that he is dead?" Yang Tianshu pinched my arm and said.

"Don't worry, sister, no, how can you die, that's not there, it'll be fine in a while, don't worry...."

"That's it, it's going to be fine, I'll wake up in two or three minutes, you see his chest is still undulating, it's obvious that this is just fainting, if she died, she wouldn't have moved at all," Li Yuan said holding his shoulders.

"But his body is really a little hard............."

I'm really speechless about the IQ of Yang Tianshu, this little girl, can you pinch my arm and not be hard, or say, the IQ of girls when they have an accident is zero, and the IQ of girls in love is also zero.

Take some female drivers as an example, every time they are about to crash, the female driver's reaction is to step on the accelerator hard, not step on the brakes, and then leave the steering wheel with both hands, cover her eyes and scream loudly, "Oh my mother, what should I do, I'm going to crash," there may have been nothing wrong, but something happened to this call.

It's like there is a joke on the Internet, when you see your female driver driving, her rear wiper moves, please don't panic, it may be that she is ready to turn left, be sure to keep your distance, in fact, I have a small suggestion in my heart, that is, when the girl is driving, you must put a stereo in the car, and then shout: I am a female driver, please pay attention to ha.

Such a device will greatly reduce the occurrence of accidents, I say that female drivers should not be angry, but some female drivers' driving skills are really not complimentary, just like some boys are also like this, sometimes may not be as good as female drivers.

…………

At this time, I can't pretend to be unconscious here, and it's a bit too much to pretend, I don't know if Yang Tianshu thinks I'm dead, I think I'm about to die, if it weren't for the physical condition that doesn't allow it, then I still have to pretend for three minutes, but my ass is too prick and scratched, I want to scratch it, I can't help it.

But this Yang Tianshu's arms are really strong, it's too comfortable, the thighs are particularly elastic, very comfortable when lying on the legs, and somewhere it's very soft, I can still touch it from time to time, don't mention that feeling, it's too enjoyable, it's perfect.

It seems that this little girl should usually exercise a lot, although the clothes she wears are a little loose and looks chubby, but the little face is still very thin, a proper melon seed face, just like Fan Bingbing's kind, really beautiful, very good-looking, the body proportion is just right, not tall or short, more than one meter six points of the goddess height.

In that era when there was no beauty and no plastic surgery, there were many such beauties, unlike now, the function of beauty is so powerful, aunts in their forties can give you beauty into eighteen or nineteen little girls, not to mention plastic surgery, you can make your nose crooked with a little force.

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"Ahem...."

I coughed twice, then slowly opened my eyes, and saw that Yang Tianshu was still staring at me, I pretended to be weak and said: Why am I still asleep, goddess, why am I still lying in your arms, I'm really embarrassed, I'll get up, I'm going to do it after speaking.

"Oops," I muttered, covering my head, "It hurts......

Don't struggle, it's okay if you wake up, do you know that we're going to die in a hurry, I'm about to call you 120, you just lie down for a while, you must not be able to get up suddenly, slow down for a few minutes, after saying that, Yang Tianshu "pressed" me into her arms again, and I accidentally touched a certain part, and I still felt very cool.

"Goddess....Is this really good? I'm a little embarrassed," I said embarrassedly.

"You can pull it down, you're still embarrassed, you've been lying down for so long, it's not bad for a while, I don't care, what else are you embarrassed about," Yang Tianshu said indifferently.

In fact, I now understand what Yang Tianshu means, that is, we have just broken up, we can't be together immediately, and it takes a while to forget about our ex, at least now I know that I like her, and she also likes me, but I still have my ex in my heart, if we are together like this, I am indeed a little sorry for each other.

Two or three minutes later, Zhu Xiaoying covered her stomach and said to the two of us: Can you two still do it? You can almost get up, right? How long do you have to hold it on the ground, isn't it cold?

"That's it, hurry up, I wanted to hug it to find a hot place, and I hugged it where there was no one," Li Yuan said cheaply.

As soon as they said this, I remembered that we were both on the ground, Yang Tianshu was sitting on the cold ground, and there was no cushion under the buttocks, how cold it was, so I hurriedly sat up.