Chapter 1 What Neurotic Cluster Is This?
In the morning, the sixth floor of the 14th male dormitory of Jincheng University in Jincheng City.
Ying Xiaochuan, who was asleep, was woken up by a crazy vibration sound, and was woken up from the sweet dream of dating the iceberg school girl.
"Damn, I'm going to take it off this time!Who is so lacking in morality?" Ying Xiaochuan couldn't help but scold, and then took out his mobile phone from under the pillow and glanced at it with half-squinted eyes.
After scanning the string of information displayed on the 7P screen, Ying Xiaochuan was half awake, "Which neuropathy is this neuropathy group?"
In the WeChat group, messages are frantically swiping.
"Tai Bai Xing invited you to join the group chat, and the group chat participants were: Barefoot Daxian, East China Sea Dragon King Ao Guang, Jingtan Messenger, Yue Lao, Cui Fujun, Zhong Kui, Black Impermanence, White Impermanence, Niu Datou, Ma Xiaomian ......"
"Tai Bai Xing invited Fairy Chang'e to join the group chat. ”
"Tai Bai Xing invited the God of Wealth, poor ghosts, and plague ghosts to join the group chat. ”
Djinngod: Old lady, you're doing something.
Lu Dongbin: +1
Moon Age: +2
Ma Xiaomian: +10086
Tai Bai Xing: Oh, how did I add the ancestor of the plague ghost, I made a mistake, I will remedy it.
"Tai Platinum Star has removed the plague ghost from the group chat. ”
Jade Rabbit: Huh, I scared the Lun family to death just now. Last time, the plague ghost passed by the gate of Guanghan Palace and said a word to the Lun family, and the Lun family went back to drink water and stuff their teeth, and went out to step on dog shit...... If this is in the group, the Lun family will not dare to stay in this group.
Erlang God: Little rabbit girl, our family Xiaotian will not defecate indiscriminately outside.
Black Impermanence: Well, that's not what Bunny Girl is trying to say. However, the power of the plague ghost is indeed not to be underestimated, the last time he came to King Qin Guang to drink, King Qin Guangwang had a stomach for three days, you must know that my family has never been sick.
Tai Bai Xing: Well, it was the old man's mistake, and this matter ends here. Comrades of the Difu, compatriots of the Heavenly Court, from today onwards, our WeChat exchange group of the Difu of the Heavenly Court and the Difu has been officially established! The purpose of establishing this group is to respond to the call of the 18th National Principles and Policies of Peaceful Coexistence jointly established by His Majesty the Jade Emperor and the Emperor Dongyue! Hehe, you can send a few red envelopes to play and promote feelings!
Zhong Kui: Promote feelings? Then why is Heaven in front of the underworld, I am not convinced!
Giant Spirit God: I don't accept the WeChat group of the Heavenly Court of the Underworld! Since ancient times, the heavens are above the earth, and the natural heavenly court is in front of the underworld!
Zhong Kui: Do you want to fight?
Djinn: I'll go, you, don't think I can't beat you.
Zhong Kui: Aren't you my defeated men?
Tai Bai Xing: Don't quarrel, don't quarrel, the first of the eighteen principles is peace and fraternity, and refuse to fight and fight.
Yue Lao: I look at it like this, the 135 Tianting Difu WeChat group, the 246 Difu Tianting WeChat group, come in turn on weekends, what do you think?
Jade Bunny: +1
Lu Dongbin: +2
Ma Xiaomian: +10086
Wu Gang: Hey, I think Yue Lao's suggestion is pertinent. Speaking of Yue Lao, have you helped me look at the marriage line recently? I think I'm going to move Hongluan Star recently.
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When Ying Xiaochuan saw this, his face was already full of black lines.
Hongluan Xing moved your uncle, these people are still acting decently, this shouldn't be the hospital group of a mental hospital, right?
Come on, it doesn't matter what group it is, anyway, he entered by mistake, and he just retreated.
Ying Xiaochuan was about to withdraw from the group, when the mobile phone shook wildly again, and his roommate Ma Liang called.
"Ma Liang, are you hypnotizing your soul early in the morning?"
"Damn, Ying Xiaochuan, you won't still fall asleep, right?" Ma Liang couldn't help but burst into foul language, and then lowered his voice as if he had been warned by someone, "You can't really forget, today's English make-up exam, this is the last make-up exam for us in the whole school year, and if you can't take the exam again, don't even think about getting a graduation certificate!"
At this time, Ying Xiaochuan was completely awake, and slapped his head suddenly, "How did I forget about this, I must have been scared by that neurosis." ”
This is the Nth English make-up exam in this school year.,The teaching office issued a final notice.,If you can't take the exam again this time, you will directly deduct the graduation certificate.。 Of course, none of the four scumbags in Ying Xiaochuan's bedroom have ever taken the test.
Yesterday, the four of them made an appointment to hug each other at night, but the three goods were hooked away to the Internet café LOL after class, and what was even more shameless was that he sent a text message at night to encourage Ying Xiaochuan to go over, thanks to his willpower to hold the battlefield and gnaw on books in the dormitory all night.
It was dawning before he fell asleep with the quilt, but this directly caused him to be delirious early in the morning and forget about such an important matter.
"What neuropathy?" Ma Liang asked strangely.
"I won't tell you, I'll come right over. ”
Ying Xiaochuan rolled a carp and got up from the bed, washed and dressed ping-pong, and finally stuffed the mobile phone into the pocket of his coat, and walked out of the dormitory with the exam equipment.
In November, the weather had gradually cooled down, and there were few people to be seen on the school paths. The wind blows gently, and the maple leaves flutter and flutter and flutter down, adding a little artistic conception to this landscape.
Ying Xiaochuan has never been a person who can feel sad, so in his eyes, this picture is a few broken leaves that have fallen.
If it weren't for the fact that there were a few hooligan-dressed outsiders in the middle of this forest surrounding a delicate, cute and touching big beauty, who looked like they were doing some obscene illegal deeds, Ying Xiaochuan would not have cast his eyes on that place at all.
Who is the big beauty who was molested, Ying Xiaochuan recognized it at a glance, she is Liu Xingtong, a pure beauty who ranks in the top three on the school flower list of Jincheng University.
A goose egg face is like condensed skin, the face is like a hibiscus, and a pair of willow eyebrows and peach blossom eyes have seduced countless single otaku who can't sleep at night, and their thoughts become sick.
Although she is not Ying Xiaochuan's dream lover, she said from the bottom of her heart that Liu Xingtong's appearance is not inferior to the others, but they just have their own love for turnips and greens.
Ying Xiaochuan continued to walk forward, but his eyes frequently looked in the direction of the woods, and those hooligans forced Liu Xingtong into the woods, blocking them with their backs and not knowing what they were doing.
At this point in time, students are in class and exams, and no one will pass by in this remote campus path, and even Ying Xiaochuan will choose this shortcut because he is worried that he will be late for the exam.
If you sit idly by, the school flower will definitely suffer, but if you manage four or five opponents, he will definitely suffer if he fights one by one.
Regardless of the best policy, if it doesn't matter, Ogawa's conscience is uneasy.
Ying Xiaochuan closed his eyes, as if he heard Liu Xingtong's delicate and desperate cry for help, he paused suddenly, and looked in the direction of the woods with his eyes like torches.
From a distance, Liu Xingtong is wearing a water-blue over-the-knee long skirt, waist-length hair draped on her back, like a fine black silk, her figure is really wonderful, just looking at the back, it makes people reverie infinitely.