Chapter 227: Genius and Humor, Actually Not That Ugly (First Update)
Mei Xianting had a smile on his face, and his heart was happy, the son of Li Malin, the richest man in the world, hehe, if he can really become his son-in-law, it will be to climb up to his in-laws with Li Malin, regardless of whether his son is an illegitimate child or not, in short, the son of the dragon, it will not be bad.
Besides, with the big tree of Li Malin, the future is still poor?
The Mei family climbs the high branches, and the daughter Duoduo will not have to worry about it in the future, if she gives birth to a son, it will be even better. Come to think of it, Duoduo has a good figure and a big ass, and she is definitely giving birth to a son. Haha, flowers are naturally blessed when they are blessed.
Mei Xianting's heart was crooked, he thought that he owed Li Malin a favor, and the other party would open his mouth, but he didn't expect it to be a good thing.
Yang Rui, no matter how you say it, is now the new richest man in Nandu, inheriting the mantle of the old man Li Zhaolong, and his future is limitless.
Yang Rui had already blushed at this time, and he said that he would not do it, this gardener actually took the opportunity to change the topic, so tactful.
Just wanted to open his mouth and refuse again, but Mei Duoduo had already squinted her eyes and stared at Yang Rui and said, "Dad, you will find me such a skinny monkey as a husband?"
When Yang Rui heard this, his head was full of black lines, what kind of skinny monkey? Lao Tzu is a jade tree in the wind, but it's you, you dead fat woman, how can you get married after you grow like this, does anyone want it?
Yang Rui was slandering in his heart, and listened to Mei Duoduo say: "Dad, he can't do it, he's so thin, if we sleep together, his little bean can't stand up, I can't even give birth to a child......"
After saying that, she shook her head violently, shaking like a rattle.
Yang Rui is about to collapse, this dead fat woman still dislikes him and can't be humane? I'll go for it, who should dislike whom?
With such a tonnage of weight, if you pressed him on the bed, wouldn't it squash him?
Is it normal to risk your life to do that? Is it appropriate? Can you still do it?
Also, this kind of fat and thin matching, it is estimated that you can only use the upper position, the cart position, the most terrible thing is that the legs can't be broken, it's so boring that there is no love.
"Shut up!" Yang Rui shouted, "Your name is Mei Duoduo, right? What are you talking about? Who is Xiao Douding, who wants to have children with you? Why do you want to be so beautiful when you are ugly?"
As soon as Yang Rui's words came out, Mei Xianting and Li Malin were stunned, and Mei Duoduo directly gritted her teeth and said angrily: "What do you say? You say I'm ugly?
As she spoke, she suddenly shouted: "General, general, where are you dead, you hurry up and roll over to the old lady......"
When the words fell, I saw a huge white velvet dog jumping down from the upper floor, Yang Rui took a closer look, and looked like a mastiff, but it was just ...... If you don't pay attention, you will think that it is a harmless obedient pet dog.
"General, there's a stinky man bullying me, you go quickly, bite him for me, bite him to death......" Mei Duoduo licked her lips, with a look of excitement and cunning, no, it's evil.
In Yang Rui's eyes, Mei Duoduo has become a little evil at this time, although the smile is simple, it is simply a knife hidden in the smile.
When the white mastiff heard Mei Duoduo's words, he quickly jumped down from the upper floor, and the white mastiff was as big as a person, and the speed of jumping down was amazing, and he ran directly towards Yang Rui.
"Damn-really, dare you let a dog bite me?"
Yang Rui was so frightened that his hairs stood up, damn it, this dead fat pig is a madman, he quickly turned around and ran, it was important to save his life, he ran out of the door, and quickly closed the door with a bang, and then withstood it!
I only felt that the white mastiff pounced, and almost flew the door in one fell swoop, Yang Rui used the strength of milk to slam the head, only to hear the shouts of two people in the room: "Duoduo...... Don't mess around! This is no joke!"
Then, Yang Rui heard a low whoop again, Yang Rui was curious, how could there be two mastiffs?
He looked through the crack in the door, and saw the Mei family master roaring in a low voice, he was simulating the voice of the white mastiff, to be precise, simulating the language of the white mastiff.
I saw that when the white mastiff heard the sound, he immediately turned his head and turned into a good sheep around Mei Xianting and licked his palms and tail.
Yang Rui was amazed: "Amazing, I can actually speak dogs, it seems that this Mei family is also a hidden dragon sleeping dog." ”
"Virtuous nephew, you can come in, don't be afraid, the general is just joking with you, it doesn't bite. Mei Xianting said with a smile.
Mei Duoduo pursed her lips and followed down the stairs, saying as she walked: "Who said you don't bite people?
Li Malin smiled and said: "Duoduo, don't scare him, by the way, you are the same age, how close and close you are, you know?"
"Oh...... Okay, for Uncle Li's sake, I'll forgive him, hmph, dare to say I'm ugly, he's the first!" Mei Duoduo puffed up and said, "I can forgive the first one!"
Yang Rui walked in from outside, patted his chest, glanced at her and said, "If you say that you are very awesome, you know how to put gold on your face." ”
"I'm a very good person, who doesn't know that Mei Duoduo is a genius in Nandu?"
"Genius, what genius?" Yang Rui was very curious.
"Hehe, I've won the national women's junior championship in Go, I'm still a five-dan judo, and ah, I'm an F1 driver!"
Yang Rui opened his mouth into an egg, the first two are nothing, anyway, he doesn't catch a cold, as for the F1 driver? I'll go, is this true or fake? Isn't the F1 traffic jam the same as the formula car jam? Is it the kind of short, narrow car that runs fast and can easily crash into the debris flying all over the sky? But with the figure of this fat girl, can he squeeze into the F1 car?
She can drive a tonnage car. Yang Rui looked at Mei Duoduo and simply sneered.
I only heard Mei Duoduo say: "By the way, you are so awesome and coaxing, and you dare to look down on me, what kind of awesome skills do you have, tell me?"
Yang Rui was speechless for a while, and after thinking about it, he found that he was actually not good at anything, that is to say, he had no skills!
"Why? You didn't think about it for so long, did you?" said Mei Duoduo with a smile.
Yang Rui's face turned red instantly, he did have a sense of superiority in his heart before, he never thought that he was very bad, very bad, but now that he looks at it, he is really bad, he doesn't even have a skill that can be used, he has no skills, if he doesn't have his grandfather's gift, it is estimated that he can starve to death on the street.
Thinking like this, he was drenched in cold sweat.
After thinking about it, he only felt that his ability in that area was okay, and he couldn't help but say, "That...... I have seven times in one night, does it count?"
When Mei Duoduo heard this, she almost fell headlong.
Li Malin said: "Don't talk nonsense!"
Yang Rui was a little aggrieved, and said in a low voice: "What I said is the truth, okay......"
Mei Duoduo heard this, and looked excited: "Are you serious? can you really do it seven times a night?"
Yang Rui nodded quietly.
Mei Duoduo looked Yang Rui up and down, shook her head, and didn't believe it at all.
Yang Rui also became curious about this Mei Duoduo, and couldn't help asking: "...... you It's still a place, right?"
Mei Duoduo nodded solemnly: "Of course, do you think Grandma Ben is a casual person?"
"Well, if you don't do it casually, even if you are casual, you are still in place. Yang Rui said disdainfully.
"Bah, what are you talking about? believe it or not, I'll ask the general to bite you again!"
"Hey, that'...... Do you have a boyfriend?" Yang Rui smiled.
"No, I don't. She replied as a matter of course.
Yang Rui said: "Then why don't you find a boyfriend?"
Mei Duoduo raised her eyebrows and said, "Do you know why Lao Tzu wrote the Tao Te Ching?"
"Uh...... I don't know ......" Yang Rui looked puzzled, what does it have to do with finding a boyfriend to write the Tao Te Ching, is this woman sick in the brain?
I only heard Mei Duoduo say: "Because Lao Tzu is willing!"
"What?"
"Don't you understand?" muttered Mei Duoduo.
"I'll rub!" Yang Rui was convinced, he suddenly found that although this Mei Duoduo was a little fatter, she was actually very cute, at least, she was very funny and humorous, and that sense of humor was simply invincible.
People, not because of humor and cuteness, but because of fat are cute and humorous, genius plus humor, in fact, it is not so ugly.