This Spring Festival, should be the most lively year in Majiawa Village, in previous years, many people who work in other places almost do not come back, even if they come back, stay for two days and leave, because of the problem of the road, it is really inconvenient.

Especially some people who pretended to be B and drove home, and finally mixed a good point outside, thinking that they would buy a car and go back to show off in the village, but they had to stop at Meadowzi Town when they drove back.

Then spend money to take a black motorcycle back to the village, the worst thing is that you come back for a few days, and the car has to be put in Meadow Town for a few days......

is the so-called thousands of miles to load B, go home and park hard......

Many people who have just bought a new car are called miserable, park the car in the meadow town, sleep at night can not sleep steadily, you can sleep steadily, your parents can not sleep steadily, so every midnight, there are always some old men and old ladies, wrapped tightly, against the wind and snow flashlight to walk a few miles to see their children's car is good, no way, the old people who are used to saving in the countryside are like this.

It's good that there is no accident, some unlucky eggs are miserable, and the next day they hurriedly ran down and pretended to drive, but the license plate was gone, the glass was smashed, the car was scratched, and so on, so on, that really cried without tears.

There are also those who bring their girlfriends or daughters-in-law home for the New Year, which is called a real human tragedy.

This year is very different, these people who are working in other places can finally drive back to the village to install B, who can let go of this opportunity? So, those who have girlfriends take their girlfriends, and those who have wives take their wives, and they all come back after driving thousands of miles.

The car drove directly to the door of the house, and every day when there was nothing to do, I had to drive the car around the village a few times, and when I saw someone, I had to stop and roll down the window to say hello, so there was such a conversation all over the village.

"Uncle, where is the meal?"

"Yike...... Isn't this the second dragon of the dog baby's family? I'm back this year?

"Hehe, I bought it early, this is the second car, my first car is a Jetta, I just changed the Audi this year, do you know what Audi is? Audi, it's five rings......"

"Ahem, isn't the five-ring one an Olympics?"

"Hey, you don't know, this Audi and the Olympics are produced by the same company, the Olympic car is ......"

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There are also some people who like to pretend to be B will open the car door and give the villagers a good cigarette that the villagers have not seen, just around this car, you can chat for half an hour, and then light a cigarette, and talk for half an hour around the cigarette brand, after chatting, as long as the other party asks what you have been doing outside these years, yes, you can talk for an hour with B......

If it weren't for the family calling for dinner, he would have been able to talk until dark, do you believe it or not?

As soon as I left here, the next one with B was already in the back and began to line up to honk the horn, and then ...... A new round of pretend B bragging has started again.

And then the whole village was in such a peaceful atmosphere......

Ma Tianyao and Shi Xiaoxiao naturally did not escape such a peaceful atmosphere, after the two returned to the village, they met three pretending to be B criminals on the first day, and the other party talked eloquently, from the car they drove, to work, and finally to talk about life and the future.

So the next day, Ma Tianyao and the two learned to be smart, as long as they met a car passing by, and when they saw the other party rolling down the window, she immediately picked up the phone and fed it......

I want to come back when I don't come back, and I want to leave when I come back, this is the true portrayal of Ma Tianyao, I was homesick when I didn't come back, and I felt really bored when I came back.

On the twenty-eighth day of the lunar month, Ma Tianyao, who was hiding and pretending to be a B criminal, was finally tricked, and as soon as he got up in the morning, the gate was pushed open, and a male duck shouted in the yard.

"Tian Yao!

Ma Tianyao came out of the room and felt that this person was very familiar, touching his head and sneering, he didn't know what to call it, and was about to cover it casually, but this person was already yelling with a grin.

"Tianyao, gather in the county at night, and gather at the entrance of the village at four o'clock in the afternoon. ”

After speaking, the man turned around and walked away with big yellow teeth, Shi Xiaoxiao came out from behind, only saw a back, and asked who Ma Tianyao was......

When the two of them were confused, the mobile phone clicked at the same time, and then began to keep dingdong dingdong, took out the mobile phone and looked at it, and finally understood.

In WeChat, the two were pulled into a group called 'Friends Party' at the same time, and when the two watched, there were already seven or eight people in the group, and just like that, people were still being pulled in.

Ma Tianyao flipped through the list of members in the group, her brows furrowed even deeper, and she said in her heart......

I was wondering, and I saw a message from the group.

Ma Jiahao: Hey, hey, who are you?

Happy Erhua: All the names have been changed......

Zhang Erdan: @马家豪你是冬阳村的黑蛋吧, please change it to a small name, I don't know the big name anymore......

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So, after a few minutes of hard work, all the members of the group became iron babies, steel eggs, black pigs, old dogs, and the like.

At this time, Ma Tianyao nodded, feeling that it was seven or eight points ripe, at this time there were already thirty-five people in the group, Ma Tianyao probably took a look, and found that it was not only Majiawa, but also people from nearby villages such as Dongyang, Xingbai, Sancha, Qitai, etc., and they were even more puzzled at the moment.

It's said that it's from the same village, and there are also from several nearby villages, and it's said that it's classmates, and most of them are several years higher than themselves. Let's say it's friends, some of them haven't even heard names.

Just wondering, the group leader Ma Jiahao spoke.

Ma Jiahao: @所有人各位, gather at the entrance of Majiawa Village at 4 o'clock in the afternoon, I set a place at the Tianyu Tianda Hotel, we are all old friends who haven't seen each other for many years, we have to get together.

Ma Tianyao turned his head and asked Shi Xiaoxiao.

"What's his madness? I don't know any of these people, so let's get a yarn......"

Shi Xiaoxiao pursed his mouth.

"You don't know yet, I heard from the people in the village that Ma Jiahao was out of the bread project, and he finally came back, can he not be embarrassed? ”

Ma Jiahao is a person from Ma Jiawa, seven or eight years older than Ma Tianyao, according to the seniority in the village, she and Shi Xiaoxiao have to call others brother, but usually the two do not have much intersection, even if they meet, this time the number is pitiful, but she and Shi Xiaoxiao were also pulled into the group by Ma Jiahao.

Ma Tianyao pursed her lips, and she didn't know if she was pulling too hard when the other party pulled people, or if she wanted to have one more person to share his success and wanted to quit the group, but the conversation was hot, and this Ma Jiahao counted it, and he still had to call others brother, and he was really embarrassed not to give face, so he lurked in the group and watched the excitement.

Cui Dazhuang: Haha, I haven't seen you for many years, I'll definitely go, by the way, I just picked up a Corolla, and I don't have a car to talk to me privately, and when the time comes, I'll be a free driver for you.

Xu Yunyun: I'll go too, how do you say the cost?

Ma Jiahao: Hehe, I organized, I must have it all, eat today, wash your feet and sing a dragon, don't give it to my province.

Zhao Hui: I think it's still the AA system.

Cui Dazhuang: Support the AA system.

Xu Yunyun: I also think AA is better!

Cui Heizi: Hehe, either the women's are free, and the men's AA is AA.

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