Chapter 685: Dear Madam, Are You Shaved Your Legs?

More than ten minutes later, Li Tian sat on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed with a smile, holding a large cigar in his mouth that was about to catch up with the thickness of a baby's arm.

"Whew!" Li Tian's eyes were a little straight after exhaling a puff of smoke, and then he shook his head and said to Zheng Mu, "See?

Zheng Mu is sometimes more afraid of Liu Kai, but for Li Tian, it is **naked worship, an extreme worship activist, although the members of Brother Tian's fan group are only himself in the entire fan group, only he is established!

But Zheng Mu's admiration and love for Li Tian have surpassed all known and known emotions that human beings can know!

From Li Tian's direct conversation with Mitchell in Jinzhou dialect, from Li Tian's ability to directly cut off his son and grandson's leg to capture Weiqiang when he has a gun, this time behind the breathtaking and shocking great victory, Zheng Mu is always inexplicably full of infinite longing for the words of leaving the sky and the careful experience when he is alone at night!

"Brother Tian, why do you say that they are young? they are all forty or fifty years old? How old is this Mrs. Valerie? I heard that she is forty-five!" Zheng Mu looked at Li Tian and asked shamelessly.

"Cut! Do you know how old the cadres and leaders in your hometown are to be considered to be the age of fighting? You must be 50 years old or later! Another one said, then the fucking old lady is in charge, and the house is falling down, this is all a wise saying! Isn't she young? A woman is thirty like a wolf, forty like a tiger, fifty can suck soil when she sits on the ground, sixty can suck mice on the wall, seventy eats people without spitting out bones, eighty Dayu does not dare to block it, ninety whales swallow a reclamation pestle, and one hundred go to heaven to capture the Buddha! Do you study and study it yourself? Ah? This old lady is in her forties, so where is that? Can you not be young? Li Tian excitedly shook his head with a cigar and said to Zheng Mu foaming.

Zheng Mu stretched out his hand and took off his glasses, and wiped the saliva on Li Tian's face very seriously, and then looked at Li Tian with a serious face and asked, "Then why do you say impulsive?"

Li Tian twisted and ate his big buttocks, then smoked a cigar again with a smile, then rubbed his eyes, and then directly bounced a grain of boogers, and then said indifferently: "Impulsiveness is reflected in the fact that they didn't give me a chance at all, if I talked to Valerie at that time, she would probably give me this face, and then seriously consider who to cooperate with, so that it is not impulsive!"

Zheng Mu nodded thoughtfully, and then said in agreement: "Brother Tian, I think you are the most talented! Really! I admire you now for the whole Wanhe! Can you tell me what is going on with this strong sense of form?"

At this moment, the door of the reception room opened, and Mrs. Valerie, dressed in a striped blouse, and a step skirt that even strong women would wear, and black high heels, came out, followed by five or six black men.

Li Tian picked up the cigar in his hand, stood up with a smile, and then walked directly to Mrs. Valerie with his crotch in his pants.

"Oh, may I ask who this beautiful lady is?, why is it like asking her to dance a romantic waltz when I see her?" Li Tian directly turned his head to Zheng Mufei and said.

Zheng Mu was instantly dumbfounded and stunned on the spot!

"Translation, what are you doing? Translation without a word!" Li Tian glared at Zheng Mu and said.

Then Zheng Mu quickly adjusted his mentality, smiled at Mrs. Valerie, and translated it in the local language.

Mrs. Valerie looked at Li Tian with contempt in her eyes and whispered a few words to her interpreter, and Mrs. Valerie's interpreter said to Li Tian, "Don't talk about calves, just talk about business if you can!"

Li Tian listened to Mrs. Valerie's translation, stretched out his hand and handed the cigar in his hand directly to Zheng Mu, and said, "Tell Madam, what I hate the most is this kind of young man, who is very weak, arrogant, young, impulsive, and has too strong a sense of form!"

Zheng Mu's brain couldn't turn around and he was a little confused with a cigar, but he still translated Li Tian's words word for word to Mrs. Valerie.

When Madame Valéry heard this, the expression on her face relaxed a little, and then she whispered a few words.

Then the man behind him took out a language translator and handed it to Li Tian, and then the translator said, "Take this and talk to Madame, Madam thinks I can have a good talk with you!"

Li Tian smiled and bent down at the gentleman's wife, took a deep breath and bowed, and then brought a headset.

"Young man, where are our goods?" asked Mrs. Valerie, looking at Li Tian after sitting down.

"It's all ready for the honorable lady, just outside the presidential palace, please check it at any time with these staff members, by the way, the Sun family has sent you a lot of inferior guns and ammunition from our hometown, I can't stand it, so in order not to let these inferior things insult your noble slender hand, I have prepared a lot of good things for you from scratch!" Li Tian said to Mrs. Valéry at this time.

Mrs. Valerie listened to Li Tian's words, nodded with a smile, and then said to Li Tian, "I don't know why, you are the first man to tease me when you have nothing to do when you are talking to me about business, so I need to remind you to be serious, because my children should be about the same age as you!"

After listening to the mechanical translation in the headset, Li Tian covered his face a little sadly and sighed before saying, " Madam, this is the end of our conversation for today, I apologize to you for my own unreasonableness, because my mood is really bad, because I heard a big bad news, that is, you already have a family, I am a romantic person, but at this moment, I feel that in my world, those romantic flowers have begun to wither one by one, I really have no interest in talking to you again, sorry Madam, I have no chance to be your most loyal knight!"

Li Tian's words made everyone present want to vomit several times, but Zheng Mu recorded them all with relish, because in Zheng Mu's eyes, Li Tian is really a god!

Without waiting for Madame Valéry to speak, the officer, who thought he was armed with a gun, walked in, and after his death he bowed to Madame and said a few words.

Then a smile suddenly appeared on the lady's face and said to Li Tian, "This gentleman, please accept my apology, I didn't expect you to be so sincere, and the weapons we gave us were replaced with the best Soviet-made ones, you are too hearty!"

Li Tian stood up and waved his hand in a chic manner, and then said, "Madam, I'm leaving, all I can do for you is these furs! Farewell, my love!" After Li Tian finished speaking, he turned around and glanced at Zheng Mufei, and then he was about to leave.

Mrs. Valéry quickly stood up and shouted, "Mr. Li Tian, may I invite you to join me for lunch?"

Li Tian listened to Mrs. Valerie's words, turned around and stepped forward sharply, grabbed Mrs. Valery's big black hand, and kissed the big black hand affectionately!

"My pleasure!ma'am!" Li Tian said with a deep smile.

"Then please come with me!, let's drink some authentic wine from Austria!" Madame said with Li Tian's arm and a mouthful of big white teeth.

"My pleasure, may I take the liberty of asking you a question, my lady?" asked Tim politely to Mrs. Valerie.

"Excuse me, my gentleman!" said Madame Valéry, smiling.

"Madam, are you wearing stockings?" Li Tian asked, looking at Madame Valerie's pair of big black legs, which were no different from his mother Jinhua ham.

"Sir......" Mrs. Valéry shyly shyly shyly sneered at Li Tian......

"Oh my God, beautiful legs! I take the liberty of asking, ma'am, are your legs so smooth that you have shaved leg hair?" asked Li Tian, baring his teeth.

"Plop ......" The sound of various falls came, and Zheng Mu, including Valerie's translator and staff, almost fell.

And Madame Valerie was very useful, holding her own blood basin and laughing reservedly!