"Wow--"

"Wow--"

Jiang Yang and Peng Jie were awakened by the sound of screams. Jiang Yang got up and walked to the kitchen as soon as possible, and saw that Fu Shubao was holding the baking tray to his chest, and his open mouth could swallow an egg.

Jiang Yang stroked his forehead: "Mommy, what are you doing?"

Mother Jiang's head was twisted, and her forehead and nose were blackened by the ash of the pot.

"Hahaha!" Peng Jie couldn't help laughing.

Jiang Yang glanced at Peng Jie warningly, and called impatiently: "Mommy." ”

Mother Jiang blinked and said with a bitter face: "Baby, I'm hugging the wrong person again!"

Jiang Yang took a breath and said helplessly: "I know." ”

Uncle Fu didn't figure out the situation until now, he lightly put the baking tray aside, and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, aunt, I didn't mean to." ”

Mother Jiang turned her head and glared at Fu Shubao: "Don't call me aunt!"

Suddenly someone attacked me from behind, and I instinctively reacted to block it with a pot. Uncle Fu lowered his head, not knowing what to do, and heard Jiang's mother say again: "Call me sister, do I look very old?"

"What?" Fu Shubao's mouth was swallowing eggs again.

"Mommy!" Jiang Yang opened, "Go wash your face first, your face is full of ashes, how can people tell if you are old?"

Mother Jiang was startled, raised her hand and touched her face: "Ouch, I'll wash it right away." As he walked, he turned back to Fu Shubao and said, "You stand! ”

Fu Shubao apologized to Jiang Yang again.

Jiang Yang smiled and waved his hand: "It's okay, my mommy often gets into trouble, but don't mind." ”

"No, it's just that she was holding me just now and scared me. Uncle Fu pulled his mouth embarrassedly.

"Get used to it, don't say it's me who admits mistakes, she has tried a few times in the United States to admit that others are my daddy, and she even kissed others!" Jiang Yang sighed lightly.

"Fortunately, it's not in China, and others will accuse her of indecent behavior. Peng Jie said.

Jiang Yang lowered his voice: "She is actually very good, but she talks a lot, if she asks you anything, you can just praise her." ”

"Baby, I'm all right. "Mother Jiang's Jiao~ voice.

"Mommy, this is Uncle Bao, this is Peng Jie. Jiang Yang introduced.

Peng Jie said, "Sister, hello. ”

Fu Shubao also followed and said, "Sister, hello. ”

Mother Jiang smiled and her face bloomed: "Hello guys, little brother, go over and sit, are you hungry?"

"You're welcome, I've eaten, thank you, sister. Peng Jie said with a smile.

Mother Jiang stepped forward and took Peng Jie's hand and asked kindly, "Do you want a drink?"

"No need! Peng Jie replied loudly.

"Hehe! Go and sit, go and sit. Jiang's mother pulled Peng Jie to the sofa.

The four of them sat down, and Jiang's mother glanced at Fu Shubao a few times and asked, "What's your name?"

"Uncle Fu. ”

"Do you look at me like an aunt now?" Mother Jiang raised her eyebrows.

Fu Shubao glanced at Peng Jie and shook his head: "No... No, you're like a sister. ”

Mother Jiang laughed and gave a big finger: "Have vision, hehe!" She turned her head and said to Jiang Yang, "Baby, your friend is more sensible than you, you don't want to call me sister outside, do you see how nice they call me?"

Mother Jiang is petite, with shoulder-length straight hair, broken sea, she really looks like she is in her twenties from a distance, but her peach blossom eyes, which are exactly the same as Jiang Yang's, are sagging, and there are some wrinkles, and she should be in her forties up close.

Jiang Yang pursed his lips: "No way!"

"Hmph! Mother Jiang said angrily.

Fu Shubao and Peng Jie looked at their noses and noses, and their noses looked at their hearts, and they didn't dare to move.

Jiang Yang stood up: "Mommy, we're going to practice, and you have enough time to sleep beautifully." ”

Fu Shubao and Peng Jie were relieved.

"Hey, wait a minute! Let me talk to my little brothers. Mother Jiang said and squeezed between Peng Jie and Fu Shubao and sat down.

Jiang Yang was helpless, knowing that Mommy would not give up easily, so he turned to Fu Shubao and Peng Jie and said solemnly: "I'll go to the toilet and start practicing in ten minutes." ”

The two nodded vigorously, hoping that ten minutes would pass as soon as possible.

Mother Jiang touched Peng Jie's hand and stared at him left and right: "You are very similar to that Korean star, what's your name?

Peng Jie smirked: "Thank you, sister, for your appreciation." ”

Jiang's mother turned to Fu Shubao again: "You are in such a good figure, your muscles are hard and tight, which fitness studio are you practicing in?" After speaking, he twisted Fu Shubao's arm, "Wow!

Uncle Fu was embarrassed, remembering Jiang Yang's advice, he stiffened his face and said, "Sister, you are very beautiful and young. ”

"Hehehehehe! The little brother is honest enough, and the elder sister likes honest people the most. Mother Jiang patted Uncle Fu Baoda~ leg and said.

Fu Shubao wanted to shrink but didn't dare, begging for mercy: "Sister!"

"What's wrong?"

"I... I... I want to pee. "Uncle Fu is anxious to be wise.

"You go to the toilet in the guest room. Mother Jiang pointed to a room and said.

"Thank you, sister. Uncle Fu replied quickly, and cast a sympathetic look at Peng Jie before leaving.

Peng Jie secretly scolded Uncle Fu in his heart for not being righteous. Mother Jiang suddenly rubbed his face and swept his forehead again: "Your skin is slippery, Q bullet, I really want to bite you, and this watermelon hairstyle is really kawaii, wait for me to ask Baby to cut one." ”

"Uh... Sister, sister, I want to pee too. ”

Mother Jiang thought for a while: "Why don't you go to my room, the toilet in my room is open and open." ”

Peng Jie's lips trembled slightly: "... No, I can bear it. ”

Jiang's mother pulled up Peng Jie: "Young people, don't bear it, it's not good for you, come on!"

Fortunately, the savior came back at this time, and Jiang Yang beckoned: "Okay, you have to buy time to practice, let's go!"

"People have a good chat, let's talk a little longer. "Mother Jiang won't let go.

"Aren't you going to watch "Campus Peach Blossoms"?" Jiang Yang looked at his watch.

"Hey! I almost forgot, the author is on a double shift today. After Jiang's mother finished speaking, Deng Deng Deng walked into the room.

When the three of them gathered in Jiangyang's room, they all breathed a sigh of relief.

Peng Jie said carefully: "You... Mother... Oh, it's just that my sister is very special. ”

"That's how she is, she doesn't recognize old age, and says she wants to stay seventeen forever and save her best days, because she and my dad knew each other that year. Jiang Yang smiled helplessly.

"She's more like your sister than you~ Mom. Fu Shubao said.

"I think she is more like my sister, no, it should be a little sister, my sister is more mature than her, and she has stopped chasing stars with her in the past few years. ”

"Chasing stars?" Peng Jie asked.

"Yes, she does what the little girl loves to do, what little fresh meat, Korean groups, online games, romance novels, and recently became obsessed with Tanmei novels. Jiang Yang shook his head.

"Tanmei novel?" Fu Shubao didn't understand.

"It's a friendship romance novel. Jiang Yang explained.

"My sister can catch up with the trend better than us, amazing!" pointed to Peng Jiebi Damu.

"Fifty years old lived to be seventeen years old, but my father liked her, and he spoiled her as a daughter. Jiang Yang leaned on the desk, his eyes softened, and said slowly, "So I want to find a mature and intellectual wife in the future, and I don't want to take care of my daughter for the rest of my life like my father." ”

"I don't like to be mature, I like to be obedient and well-behaved, preferably half a head shorter than the top. "Peng Jie is 171 tall, which is considered a medium height, but among the male models and drill men in the previous company, he is obviously a group of short people.

"Fu Bao, what about you?" Peng Jie asked Fu Shubao.

"Me?" Fu Shubao pointed to his nose, "I didn't think about it." ”

"Why haven't you thought about it? I don't know what kind of girl I like?" Jiang Yang asked.

Fu Shubao thought about it, and a smile overflowed in his eyes: "My mother." ”

"Whew!it's not interesting!" Peng Jie pouted.

"I'm serious, I like my mom to be tough on the outside and gentle on the inside, usually gentle, but when someone bullies us, she will turn into Superwoman to protect us. "Bao Dad is straightforward and easy-going, people who don't have water chestnuts are easy to be taken advantage of, and it is often the Bao Mom who will settle for Bao Dad.

Fu Shubao remembered that a transfer student came to primary school, holding that he was a teacher and his relatives often bullied people at school, and Fu Shubao, who was at the same table, bore the brunt. After the nanny knew, one day she accompanied him to school, first taught the classmate a lesson, and then called the teacher, and complained that the teacher was biased, saying that if she didn't improve, she would join other parents to sue the principal. Fu Shubao felt that the nanny at that time was like a superwoman who maintained peace.

"Superwoman, it's difficult! If you want to be a gentle superwoman, Uncle Bao is ready to become a monk. Peng Jie smirked.

"So I just just liked it and didn't think about looking for it. Fu Shubao shrugged.

"My uncle and I are unusual, I must find someone who doesn't look like my mommy. Jiang Yang said.

The three boys chatted for a while and then began to practice, Jiang Yang and Peng Jie had practiced the song almost in the hotel, and today they mainly practiced dialogue movements.

Peng Jie held a painted script and said, "Props: knot him, yes, two beer bottles..."

"I don't have beer bottles at home, can I use a water bottle instead?" Jiang Yang went out to get a few bottles of water.

"Yes. Uncle Bao, do you remember the dialogue?" asked Peng Jie.

"But I have a problem, hit you with a beer bottle, you say you can dodge in place, but what about flying beer bottles? Fu Shubao said.

"Flying beer bottles is to stop us from singing, it's an important plot, if you don't fly, you can't do it..."Peng Jie had an idea, "It's better to fly the empty water bottle?" Uncle Bao, you fly over, it doesn't matter if you don't hit it, I'll react." ”

"OK! Let's drink the water first, let's try it once." Jiang Yang said, unscrewing the cap of the bottle and filling it with water.

"Uncle Bao, put two water bottles in your pants first. Peng Jie lowered the script and said.

The jeans that Fu Shubao was wearing today could barely fit a water bottle, and Jiang Yang and Peng Jie stepped forward to help.

The conversation between the three is as follows:

Peng Jie: "Why are your pants so tight?"

Fu Shubao: "I'll hold my breath, try again!"

Peng Jie: "It's too narrow to fit in." ”

Jiang Yang: "Come On, inhale!"

Peng Jie: "I'll count three times, Jiangyang, you can help." ”

Peng Jie: "One, two, three. ”

Fu Shubao: "No, no, I want to crack!"

Jiang Yang: "OK, it's done!"

Fu Shubao: "Oops!

Peng Jie: "Wait for me to come!" Shubao, cheer up. ”

Fu Shubao: "Don't use your strength, it's exploding!"

"Click!"

Mother Jiang's heart beat suddenly outside the door, and finally she couldn't help but push the door vigorously: "What are you doing?"

The three of them were shocked, Fu Shubao gasped; Peng Jie's hand loosened, and the water bottle slipped off Fu Shubao's crotch; Jiang Yang let go of his pants and just wrapped the water bottle properly.

Mother Jiang walked up to Fu Shubao, looked down at the behemoth, her eyes lit up when she looked up, and she smiled brightly: "Little brother, no! Big brother, sister, I really didn't underestimate you, hehe!"

"Mommy..."Jiang Yang was anxious.

Mother Jiang pressed her hand, signaled Jiang Yang Shao'an to be impatient, and said to Fu Shubao: "I see that your face is flushed, you will obey them!" She pointed her chin at Fu Shubao's crotch, "If you hold it like this, it will blow itself up." ”

"Mommy, please!" Jiang Yang begged to be let go with a bitter face.

"Baby, Mommy is very open, the man is good and the woman is good, as long as you like it. ”

"Not what you think. "Jiang Yang supports his forehead.

Mother Jiang glanced at Peng Jie: "Don't be sad, don't be sad, the big brother doesn't follow, you still have the little brother, you can 'attack' if you advance, you can 'accept' when you retreat, and you will be the big winner in the end, Daddy!"

Jiang's mother made a cheering gesture and left, leaving the remaining three people who were wronged and wanted to cry without tears!