"Aren't you jealous of someone only when you like her? Why are you targeting Teacher Meng so much? He provoked you to provoke you? Why can't I see him? Do you like me?"

"Ask enough to be frank! I like to solve problems so clearly," Wu Shan kicked a stone under his feet and said, "Jealousy, that's something that the door doesn't have, and you don't deserve it, I just have an occasional cleanliness habit, and I don't want the things I have used to be touched by others again." ”

Xiaobai's face was blackened at that time, darker than Zhang Yide's face, and he should have thought that a dog would never be able to spit out ivory in his mouth.

Wu Shan didn't realize this, and he didn't care, he continued to emphasize: "Have you forgotten, I said that even if it is a rag I have used, no one is allowed to touch it again! Of course, I never use a rag, and I should not do the washing and washing work at all!"

"Your dog is sacrificed in vain, and you haven't been influenced at all!"

With the misunderstanding of "Wushan bullying Meng Junyao", Xiaobai really didn't want to continue to communicate with such an unreasonable person, so he turned around and ran, but he couldn't run fast on the beach, and even if she had long legs, she was still a little worse than Wushan, so she was easily caught by him.

Wu Shan easily put her on the shoulder as usual, and ignored how Xiao Bai slapped, kicked and screamed with his head down.

Walking along the beach, we came to the small dock for chartering yachts, although the lights were bright, but it was already closed at this time, there was no one, many small and medium-sized yachts floated quietly in the water.

Wu Shan carried Xiaobai as if he didn't carry it, and jumped into the ship docked at the pier with his vigorous hands!

So Xiaobai changed his words from "help" to "catch the thief!"

"Am I supposed to shut your mouth?"

"You thief, pervert, nervous ......"

Xiaobai's previous cognition of Wushan can be said to have all returned to zero, and he has returned to the face of the first meeting.

Wu Shan made a gesture and pulled a few tissues to stuff them in her mouth, Xiaobai hurriedly stopped making a sound, so he was put down.

Before she could move her wrists, she was surprised to find that the yacht had left the dock and was slowly heading towards the middle of the unknown inky sea.

The lights on the pier were no longer on just now, and it was pitch black inside the yacht.

Wushan turned on the light, and the lights were bright, but if compared with the vast night sea, it was still as faint as the light of a firefly in a summer night.

Xiaobai was frightened, she couldn't swim and was afraid of water, and all water sports were not related to her.

And I can't see anything clearly on this big night, and if I encounter a storm or something at sea, there is really no place to die.

"Don't go crazy, can you drive back?"

Xiaobai's tone was almost pleading, she knew that it was useless to beg anyone else except for this neurosis.

But Wu Shan ignored her, calmly sat in the cockpit, pressed this, pulled and pulled that, and soon could skillfully carry out all kinds of maneuvers, as if this yacht belonged to his family.

Xiaobai was afraid of danger and didn't dare to make trouble, so he looked at it with bated breath for a while, and found that it didn't seem that the operation was too complicated, this thing didn't even have a brake, only acceleration and deceleration and changing directions.

The headlights in front of the yacht shine far away, but what can you see?

Xiao Bai was so cold that he wrapped his coat tightly, and there was only the sound of whirring wind and rushing water in his ears, as well as the fear of unknown fate.

There is a premonition that sooner or later he will die at the hands of Wushan.

Wu Shan cast a contemptuous look: "Life occasionally needs to go crazy, a woman like you, before you met me, I'm afraid you haven't gone crazy once, right?"

Xiaobai said angrily: "Yes, the years were quiet before I met you, but after I met you, the miasma plummeted!"

Wu Shan was not angry this time: "What's the point of always being quiet?

Xiaobai rolled his eyes in anger, why did he forget that he couldn't chat with this person.

Wu Shan got up and walked around leisurely, and Xiaobai asked nervously: "If you don't sit there and watch, where is this yacht going?"

"I've set my seat, sit back and relax. ”

Only then did Xiaobai have the heart to look around at the furnishings in the cabin.

The yacht is small, but it barely has a meeting space and sleeping place, as well as a TV and a game console, and it is relatively compact, probably because this less luxurious boat is more likely to be stolen.

But Xiaobai's strange thing is that with Wushan's status and status, what do you want, how did he learn the tricks of these chickens and dogs?

"Is this ship unlocked or is the lock quality too bad? If the owner of this ship knows that you are so bad at his things, he must not be in a hurry with you?"

Wu Shan didn't speak, he turned on the game console and played, and the ping pong game was quite lively.

Xiaobai suddenly remembered what he learned in the movie: "Is there enough food and drink on this boat? Is there a lifeboat and a lifebuoy? Is there enough oil? What if we lose it? What if the boat leaks? What if it ......"

"Troublesome woman!

Xiaobai didn't care what he said, he turned on the chatter mode: "People go to sea on a yacht, either for a ride to see the scenery, or to fish for crabs, why do you say that you are going to sea with a black light and a cold fire, waiting to feed the sharks?"

"If everything has to have a purpose, yes, I'm here to cure your tsundere. ”

"What? am I tsundere or are you tsundere?"

"I want you to taste what it's like to live with me. Isn't it easiest to fall in love with each other when you are dependent on each other?"

Xiaobai was speechless, how much he wanted to win that bet! But a head like him that was arched by a pig, it is impossible for him to fall in love in this life, my sister will go back alive first!

The sea breeze was strong, wave after wave, and the hull of the ship was also jolting violently, and the little white face changed color.

"Aren't you not scared at all when you jump around the treetops in the forest park, why are you scared like this now?"

"That's different, I can't swim. ”

"I will. ”

"I know you will, but I don't believe you can save me when you're in danger. With your level of selfishness, if you need to, it is estimated that you can swallow me alive to satisfy your hunger. ”

Wu Shan sat down on the sofa and sighed: "It really chills my heart." It is estimated that your woman's heart is different from other people's materials, and you are made of stone. ”

"What about your heart, it is estimated that it is made of 24k white aluminum alloy...... Ahh

The yacht jolted violently, the hull of the ship suddenly tilted to one side, and the lightweight little white grunt was thrown to the side of the sofa and directly fell into Wushan's arms.

Xiaobai raised his head in embarrassment: "This is not called relying on each other, is this called the overlord hard bow?"

Wu Shan snorted: "Drift until you depend on each other!"

When the boat was more stable, Xiaobai was finally able to get up and tidy up his clothes, but when he was scared, he was really holding something.

She saw the bush cushions on the sofa rolling to the ground, so she picked up one and hugged it, which was big and soft, and it was much more reassuring.

Wu Shan was extremely contemptuous of her move: "Stupid woman, I would rather believe in a cushion without temperature than in a man with flesh and blood." ”

"And said, If it weren't for you, I should be reading idle books at home now, how could I come out and suffer such a sin! Talent is the most terrible thing in the world. ”

"It seems that you call me 18 times a day," Wu Shan looked out the window again, leaning over to look at the sea: "There are quite a lot of fish, and they are quite big, do you want to fish and see?"

"Fish? It's not a shark, is it? How can you see a fish when it's so dark?"

"Isn't there a lamp? ”

Xiao Bai looked at it again, it was bright inside and dark outside, it was impossible to see what was in the clear water, he must be talking nonsense.

"Wushan, the material of your heart is different from others, and it is estimated that the material of your eyes is also different!"

"Smack!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a light bulb went out, and another one went out after a few seconds.

Xiaobai was frightened: "Hey, people want to win the hearts of people, they are heroes to save the beauty in times of crisis, but they are not doing stupid things for people! Let's go back, please, where can't you quarrel, right? Go back, I promise to quarrel with you well, and you will have a good time!"

Wu Shan stared at the light bulb above his head and said, "It's just right to kill another one." ”

"Smack", sure enough, another one was killed.

The voltage is unstable, the light in the cabin is darker, the wind and waves are strong, Xiaobai feels that today is more auspicious, every minute and second is extremely difficult, I don't know how far away from the shore is, and the mobile phone has no signal.

The yacht started out at a relatively fast pace for a while, but now it tends to drift slowly.

Xiaobai had been nervous for a long time just now, and now he was sleepy and tired and yawned, but how could the beast dare to sleep at the moment, and his stomach was still hungry.

She opened the refrigerator and found some sandwiches, but she didn't dare to turn on the microwave for fear of interfering with the voltage, so she ate it cold, and while eating, she apologized to the unlucky owner of the yacht in her heart, and wondered if she would leave some money in the refrigerator later.

In this way, she didn't forget to ask Wushan: "Hey, do you want to eat?"

"Don't eat unless you eat you. ”

Xiaobai listened, and took another bite viciously, just assume that the sandwich is Wushan himself, bite him!

Suddenly, she remembered one thing, that is, tomorrow morning, the owner or caretaker of the yacht will find that a boat is missing, and they will definitely call the police.

But hopefully the rescue will not come too late, and it will not be good to break the news when such news breaks - the debris of the yacht was found at sea this morning, and both people on board have been killed......

"Come here, play games with me. ”

Xiaobai took a look.,The male protagonist in the game is followed by a large group of beautiful women with big breasts and thin waists and wearing revealing clothes.,Show off her power wherever she goes.,She's not interested in it at all.,Don't look at when it's going to be.,Still have the heart to play?

"Don't play, I'm going home!"

Wu Shan suddenly threw away the remote control, turned his face and stared at Xiaobai: "Drifting on the sea in the middle of the night, lonely men and widows live in the same room and do nothing, do you think I am Liu Xia Hui?"

The half sandwich in Xiaobai's hand fell to the ground and ducked back: "Stealing, kidnapping, and raping are the triple crimes, you can think about it!"

"You're thinking of the world too simply, woman. ”