Chapter 186: Pompous Acting Skills

Su Lesheng's departure was also timely, because everyone was so busy in the days after that that they couldn't spare time to accompany him.

In addition to the finals of "Diamond Man", Sophie is also busy with the preliminary work of the New Year project, and Diamond Man has two dance classes, two days of singing lessons, two days of model training, as well as promotional photos, promotional videos, theme songs, and MV shooting.

Sophie got off work on time this day, and she had to go home to pack her bags and prepare for the first preliminary meeting of the "New Year's Eve Carnival Party" by plane to the capital early tomorrow morning.

"Have you finished your singing lesson?" Sophie entered the house and saw Fu Shubao squatting down and standing up as if he was doing exercise, and asked casually.

During this time, she kept a distance not far from Fu Shubao, and adults would not avoid the important and whitewash the peace.

Sophie figured it out, Fu Shubao's attitude on the desert island was obvious enough, and it would be hard for him to be entangled again, like Le Sheng said, who doesn't like to miss one or two people, and it hasn't reached that level.

As a boy, Fu Shubao's idea is much simpler, since he has spoken it, everyone is at ease, and everyone does their own thing, his first task is to do a good job in the finals, and other unrealistic things are in vain.

"Puff puff... Puff..."

Sophie turned around suspiciously, and Fu Shubao would make a "poof" fart sound every time she squatted, hey? Do you still have a sense of public morality? Do you have to do fart fucking like a big fart? She crossed her hands on her hips: "What are you doing?"

"Shhhhh Puff puff puff!" Uncle Fu didn't reply to keep his head, and when he squatted down, he "puff puff" again.

Sophie noticed that the voice was coming from him, and with her extraordinary imagination, it was not difficult to make up a picture - the mother was coaxing the child to pull /C/. "Puff puff"? He's coaxing himself... The corners of her mouth twitched: "You... What are you doing..."

Fu Shubao waved her hand to stop arguing, and continued to pout and blow out: "Puff puff... Doodoo ...... Puff..."

Sophie twitched not only the corners of her mouth, but she felt that her nose had been crooked to a state of whiteness/idiot, and there were even ups and downs in farting?

"Alas, it doesn't work always. Fu Shubao stood up, a little discouraged.

Sophie hurriedly covered her nose: "Not alright?"

"It's a bit stuck, it's a bit blocked, it's not always smooth. Uncle Fu pouted and made another move.

"Stop! you're going to get to the bathroom!" Sophie bounced away.

"Noisy with you?"

"It stinks to me!" Sophie said, flashing into the bedroom and slamming the door shut.

Fu Shubao sniffed at the palm of his hand, and said to himself: "I don't smell it, how can I smell you?"

******

Sophie removed makeup, washed her face and applied a mask, and squatted on the toilet to brew emotions - waiting for pull/C/, a constipation problem under work pressure and a recurring, this constipation day almost broke the record of the previous few months, at that time I was still preparing for "Drill Man", I hadn't gone to Toushan Village yet, and I hadn't met Uncle Fu yet...

Sophie shook her head, how could she even think of him for constipation, it was really stupid, and her brain was broken.

She retracted her mind and concentrated on her work, changing her posture, sitting upright, bowing her back, supporting her legs, and crossing her knees.

With her extraordinary imagination, it is not difficult to find inspiration, Sophie snapped her fingers: "There is a way!"

Sophie opened her feet 15 degrees, shifted her center of gravity downward, pursed her lips, and made a pooping sound: "Mmmmmmmm

The traditional method is really the most effective, she held her breath and coaxed: "Uh-huh--uh--"

"Poof!

"Yes!" cheered Sophie.

After solving the problem of going to the bath comfortably, the moment she stepped out of the bathtub, she took a deep breath, and the feeling of ventilation up and down was so refreshing!

Coming out of the bedroom, I saw Fu Shubao with a chagrin on his face, standing in front of the toilet mirror and still "poofing" and snorting.

Sophie raised her eyebrows in a good mood: "Haven't done it yet?"

Fu Shubao nodded in confusion.

How difficult is it to slip a "poof"? She proudly shared her experience: "The heart should be quiet, the spirit should be concentrated, the mouth should be relaxed and a little bit of strength should be used, and when you feel that it is about to come out, hold your breath and exert your strength." Sophie walked on her horse, clenched her fists, and held her breath to demonstrate.

"It's so hard, it's hard to master. ā€

Sophie spread her hands and motioned for him to try again.

Uncle Fu sucked in the air, holding back, puffing out his cheeks, glaring, and squatting.

"Eh, eh, do you practice toad skills?" said Sophie, "I didn't do it at the beginning, I had to wait to feel it." ā€

"Feelings?"

"Hmm! I feel like I'm going to shrink as soon as I get there, so I can rush out when I get there. "She/P/strand is low and squatting.

Fu Shubao did as she said, "... Puff... Doodoo Doodoo...... Poof..."

Fu Shubao's lips trembled like a motor, and he squirted water, and Sophie slashed his hand: "Stop! ā€

"But the singing teacher said that the lips should be played. ā€

"What do you know about your teacher, I just tried it myself..."Sophie said more and more slowly, "singing, singing, old, teacher?"

Fu Shubao nodded.

"The singing teacher taught you 'poof'?" Sophie's voice rose an octave.

"If I can't practice well, I'll "poof". Fu Shubao twisted his head embarrassedly.

"What about good practice?"

"Of course, if you practice well, you will be "toot". ā€

"Toot?"

Fu Shubao's skeptical heart suddenly rose, and he said seriously: "Doodle practice singing high notes, squatting and exercising qi, otherwise what do you think I'm doing?"

"I—" Sophie was, she had always been witty, "of course I know you're doodling, it's good! "I don't forget to say that I don't forget to be more powerful than the big fingers.

"You have so much experience, why don't you demonstrate it once?" Fu Shubao asked for advice very sincerely.

"I demonstrate?

Looking at Fu Shubao's expectant eyes, Sophie deeply understood what it meant to dig a self-grave, and she almost wanted to kneel for herself!

She tried her head to demonstrate, but she couldn't "pout", only "poof".

"Huh! Uncle Fu raised his hand to block.

Sophie sucked the water from the corner of her mouth, and tried again without anger.

Uncle Fu covered his nose and pretended to avoid water, but he was actually laughing so much that he couldn't do it.

Sophie stopped, held her chin with two fingers, and muttered, "It seems that I'm too negligent in practicing and a little rusty," she patted Fu Shubao on the shoulder and said in a deep tone, "I can practice a few times in retreat, but if you want to be in the finals, you have to practice quickly." ā€

Fu Shubao must have flattened the corners of his mouth before he dared to let go of his hand.

If you have played enough, you have to pretend, he doesn't care to try, "Dudu Dudu...... Toot Toot Toot ......"

This time, the "beep" sound went from bass to treble, and then from treble to bass, and there was no jam in the middle.

"Ahh

ā€œā€¦ Hehe! Congratulations!Congratulations!" Sophie shook his hand violently, "Congratulations... Keep practicing, practice hard, everyone practice hard!"

Seeing her walk into the cloakroom like a smoke, Fu Shubao muttered: "The acting skills are getting worse and worse, it's too exaggerated!"