"I'm sorry," Wu Shan grabbed the man's arm, "This land for a hundred miles is mine, both above and underground." ”

Ge Kailu was stunned, and he didn't realize what he meant for a while, but he was out of breath and coughed violently, and he could hear a slight whistle-like "shhhhhhhhhhhh

Wu Shan let go of his hand: "What are you nervous about, I didn't say I wanted to kill my mouth." Go and cure your illness, get a job seriously, and I will pay for the treatment. ”

As he spoke, he habitually put his hand into his trouser pocket and took out his wallet, and it took him a long time to remember that he didn't need to bring a wallet when he entered the cave room.

Soon, the family members were shocked to see the bridegroom, Mr. Guanwu, who was supposed to spend candles in the cave room, shirtless, leading a disheveled, dusty female housekeeper uniform, who had never seen anyone before, appeared near the kitchen.

Everyone thought to themselves, where did this deadly guy go to the cave room?

According to Wushan's instructions, someone took Ge Kailu to take a bath, changed his clothes, sat down to eat, and arranged a place to live. Someone will take him to the hospital early the next morning for a check-up, and if he needs to be hospitalized or have surgery, someone will follow up.

It was only at this time that Ge Kailu realized that the big man he met just now was not the same ant clan as himself, but he was the owner of this palace-like house!

And today is still the day he marries his daughter-in-law, no wonder the cups and plates are piled up!

It's a shame to ask him such a question.

However, on the day of the big day, he didn't make out with his daughter-in-law, but at night he wanted to drill the tunnel bare-chested for Mao?

Ge Kailu was puzzled.

The family members were also puzzled, and they asked Ge Kailu a lot of questions, such as who were you, how did you get in, where did you get out, and where did you get this uniform...... According to Wushan's requirements, Ge Kailu shook his head and pretended not to understand the local dialect.

He was afraid that if he said that he would go out of his mouth, Wushan would destroy his mouth.

That's what is written in the villain books.

After Wushan dealt with this matter, he didn't dare to go down directly from the tunnel, but returned to his golden cave room, and he had to go the same way to find Xiaobai.

But soon, he found that the bedroom door was locked, and they had planned to go back from the closet after the romance.

For security reasons, none of the family members have a key to this room.

It can be imagined how anxious Xiaobai is waiting in the tunnel alone now, and it is estimated that those snacks should have bottomed out.

Wushan was also a little anxious, kicking and prying, a bunch of family members helped, and finally almost removed the door panel to get it open, at this time the wedding night was nearly early in the morning.

The family members were afraid of seeing a Wu wife who was gone, and they all hung their heads and scattered, and Wu Shan had to reinstall the door himself after entering the door.

After he hurried back to the unique cave room, he found that on the glowing "little planet", his little wife was curled up in a sleeping bag like a cat and slept soundly, showing a small head, fer fer's breathing was very even, glowing with sweet fragrance, I don't know what delicious food I dreamed of?

The sleeping bag was soft and warm, covering her white and red, her long, slightly curled eyelashes fluttered occasionally, and her small mouth sometimes sipped and smacked twice, as if she had dreamed of something delicious.

Wu Shan hooked the corners of his mouth and said softly: "Out of breath." ”

Although he said this, such a white cloud was warm, and he could still see that his heart was soft, and he unconsciously got into the sleeping bag to eat tofu.

Feel the blowing on your face like an orchid, itchy.

Bai Yunuan didn't wake up, but as if he was annoyed by his harassment, he turned over with his eyes closed and humming.

There was a soft "pop", and something fell from her arms onto her sleeping bag.

Wu Shan picked it up curiously and took a look - it was actually 2 bags of spicy shredded squid.

I couldn't help but be dumbfounded.

It seems that his position is not very secure, and 2 bags of shredded squid can already be replaced.

Then he began to ponder, should Wu Shi open a spicy squid shredded food factory? Let Nuan Nuan be the factory director, no, just let her be the quality inspector, so that she can eat it as soon as she passes the inspection.

Wu Shan lay in his sleeping bag and looked at the "ceiling" (in fact, it is the cave wall above his head) and thought, it would be good if there was a skylight here, of course, it had to be the kind of material that the outside could not see the inside, and the inside could see the outside clearly, so that he could lie here and count the stars, and if he could see the warm stars.

Well, the earth and the sky are directly connected, and if you jump over the mortal world in the middle, won't you just ascend to the sky in one step......

"Bah. ”

Bai Yunnuan next to him unconsciously made a kissing motion in his sleep.

Wu Shan hurriedly pasted it, and cheekily took the initiative to put his cheek to her mouth: "Who to kiss, who to kiss? The one who kisses in the dream must be me, and it must not be squid silk!"

The shredded squid was thrown out of the sleeping bag by Wu Shan, who let them be a third party......

"Da Wu!

As soon as Yi Rufeng came home, he called out to his maverick black cat. Of course, it won't bother you if you shout at it, and it will only show up when it comes up with it.

Of course, if the owner pulls out an onion, it is completely different.

I saw a lightning bolt of "whoosh", and Da Wu had already obediently squatted at his feet, wagging his tail leisurely, as if he had never left there, meaning: I'm here, why don't you hurry up and present the onion to Ye!

Yi Rufeng picked it up, but put the onion in his pocket and didn't give it to it.

Da Wu's glittering eyes full of anticipation suddenly dimmed, very disappointing, but it still watched to see how the master planned to toss.

In fact, it's not that it doesn't know, the master is the real master.

Yi Rufeng took it into the private laboratory and placed it on the countertop.

There was a lot of strange equipment and strange bottles and jars in this room, and the big black had never entered, and he looked around curiously, and walked carefully in circles with the soles of his fleshy feet, without making a sound.

Yi Rufeng looked at it and put the onion in his pocket into a huge glass case.

As soon as Da Wu saw the target appear, he did not hesitate to get in.

The door to the box closed behind it.

"Whew-"

An eerie sound instantly filled the room, like a sci-fi movie set.

Da Wu was like being struck by lightning, he shook unconsciously, and then he screamed uncontrollably excitedly, the scream*, seductive, extremely sensational, and the movements were very weird!

Da Wu, who is usually so characterful, is like having no bones all over his body at the moment.

This time, it's not because of its favorite onion.

Yi Rufeng had never seen his cat so drunk and dreaming of death, and he felt very eye-opening.

After quietly admiring it for more than 10 seconds, he finally loosened the switch in his hand for the purpose of not being sure of the first operation and being afraid of killing it, and the sizzling sound stopped at the same time.

Da Wu's red and yellow eyes showed an extremely lost look, and he was once lost to the hollow, just like the look in the eyes of a lovelorn person.

At this time, Yi Rufeng opened the door of the box again, but Da Wu went against the norm, angrily abandoned the onion, jumped out of the glass box, and began to bite the things in the laboratory frantically, biting what he saw, and then even Yi Rufeng's fingers were biting to death, this situation had never happened before.

However, Yi Rufeng was obviously prepared, and he wore hard gloves.

This hysteria of cats lasted for nearly half an hour before it came to an end.

Easy as the wind has had enough.

He claimed to love this pet the most, but when he saw it in pain and saw it go crazy, he didn't feel any guilt or heartache in his heart. He thinks you eat and drink me, and it is right to serve me.

Just now, he used a directional current to stimulate the center of the anterior cortex of the frontal lobe of Da Wu, which is a biological structure related to "return", when stimulated, Da Wu felt unprecedented pleasure, but once the stimulation stopped, Da Wu could not accept this drop, so he lost his mind and began to go crazy.

It's the same with people.

This is because "love" and "anger" are tightly intertwined in the brain.

When that pleasure, the drive to love, is thwarted, the brain is prone to turn passion into anger, negative emotions, and even aggressive behavior.

This kind of social news happens from time to time.

The above experiment perfectly explains what love-hate is, and what is the origin of love and hate.

Through hands-on operation and personal verification, Yi Rufeng fully believed the words of scientists.

He knew very well in his heart that from a certain point of view, Da Wu was himself, and he was Da Wu.

And Wushan is the electric current that stimulates the center of the cortex in the front of its frontal lobe.

Yi Rufeng gritted his teeth and thought: "Brother Shan, what should I do if you make me very unable to get off the stage at the wedding, can't this matter be left like this? Since you toast and don't eat and drink, then I don't need to think about you and me in the future." Speaking of this affection, I am the only one to you, and you have never had half a point against me from beginning to end!"

Wushan completely belongs to someone else, and he doesn't give himself face. Yi Rufeng was born of love and hatred, and now he just wants to take revenge on Wushan, knock him to the ground, and ride on his neck to humiliate him!

The phone rings.

A woman's voice sounded in her ears: "Did you hate from love, Mr. Yi?"

Yi Rufeng was stunned for a moment, and quickly pretended to smile generously: "What are you talking about, Miss Xiduo? I can smell your wine here, don't drink less, right?" ”

Xi Duo sneered: "Don't pretend to be easy as the wind, who are you, others don't know me yet? I dare to pack the ticket, you are now like me from love to hate, and you also want to take revenge fiercely, right?"

There were not many invitations to the wedding, mainly because I didn't want to hurt her.

But Xiduo didn't get angry about this, anyway, she didn't bother to cheer when she invited her. Isn't it looking for abuse to see the man you love the most marrying someone else?

Yi Rufeng pretended to be suddenly enlightened: "Oh, you're talking about the wedding of Wushan and Xiaobai, right? Don't be like this, everyone is married, can't we be broad-minded and give others some blessings?"

Xiduo made no secret of his contempt: "Easy as the wind, your acting skills are okay! The next Golden Horse actor must be yours!"