283 Rushed down and came up again
Thinking about this, Zhao Er was overwhelmed with grief and found that his stomach was not very comfortable.
It must be something wrong with the cold food and cold food, and I have to run to the toilet, and it's a large size!
Seeing that the old lady was still taking a nap, and according to the experience of the previous few days, there were still about 15 minutes before she came out of the room after sleeping, Zhao Er rushed into the bathroom without hesitation and let himself go.
When he opened the door after flushing his hands on the toilet, the cup was gone.
I found that the four members of the Zhang family were standing outside the door looking at themselves, their expressions were indescribable.
It turned out that today was the old lady's birthday, and the family had taken leave to go home early and wanted to cook a hearty meal.
Zhao Eryi thought badly, artificial intelligence doesn't need to go to the toilet!
He hurriedly explained: "Hello everyone, I have cleaned the toilet." ”
As he spoke, he subconsciously looked back...... Emma, the sky is falling!
Some people say that the most embarrassing thing in the world is that there is no paper after pulling it at other people's homes; the more embarrassing thing is that there is paper and no water to flush; what is even more embarrassing is that there is paper and water and cannot be flushed down; and even more embarrassing is that there is paper and water to wash down, and the result is to float up again!!
And at this moment, it is the last thing that makes people embarrassed......
Before everyone saw it, Zhao Er flew forward with lightning speed, buckled the toilet lid, and pressed the handle of the toilet flush again, this time he kept hearing the "coo dong" before letting go, and then opened the lid in fear and peeked at it...... Thankfully, this time it's good.
What is good?
Eight beams of eyes that could peel off his skin were staring at his back. Everyone had questions in their hearts at the same time, but no one asked.
In the end, Zhang Qianxi said first: "Follow me to my room." ”
Zhao Er's face was flushed, and he lowered his head and followed, knowing that it would not be a good thing.
The goddess closed the door, locked it, turned around and made a pretty face: "Say, why are you doing this?"
Zhao Er: "You, you said to brush the toilet?"
Goddess: "Looks like you're not going to tell the truth, are you, I'm asking, why are you pretending to be an AI to live in my house? Who sent you?"
Kerala –
A thunderbolt sounded in Zhao Er's ears, and he often walked by the river, how could he not get his shoes wet?
Zhang Qianxi saw that he hadn't confessed yet, so she simply confessed first: "Let me tell you, when you defended me in front of Fan Zhou, your emotional intelligence was amazing. But as far as I'm technologically blind, no artificial intelligence has reached that level, and no artificial intelligence will get up in the middle of the night to drink water and steal food, right?
Zhao Er was even more embarrassed.
It turned out that the goddess had already begun to doubt him!
Maybe it was Zhao Er's embarrassment and past conversations that made Zhang Qianxi feel that he was not a bad person in essence, and she softened her tone slightly: "As long as you can give me a reasonable explanation, I will let you go, and I will not hold you accountable, just as if this incident never happened." ”
Zhao Er, who was discouraged, had no choice but to sigh and tell the truth and the truth.
Although she had been mentally prepared, Zhang Qianxi was still shocked when she heard it, especially when she thought that she had hugged this strange, flesh-and-blood man on top of the boudoir bed in the middle of the night, crying and telling her past affairs, she felt embarrassed.
What is even more terrible than the embarrassment is that when I thought of touching the small tent he had held up through my pants when I first opened the box, I was stupidly cried by myself again, and my face changed from white to red, from red to purple.
15 minutes later.
Zhao Er: "I'm done, whatever you want to punish me, even if you choose to call the police, I will admit it." ”
Bow your head and look sincere.
Unexpectedly, after being silent for so long for so long, the goddess's face changed from purple to white again. Instead of getting angry, she laughed.
When some people laugh, they make others feel that the whole world has become sunny and refreshed, and they are talking about people like Zhang Qianxi.
Goddess: "Say, how many times have you done something like this?"
Zhao Er hurriedly raised his right hand to make an oath: "The first time, definitely the first time." Except for you, almost all of the female clients asked for a handsome appearance, so I couldn't have had the opportunity to disguise it before. If I lie, let me, let me ......"
"Okay, okay, I believe you," Zhang Qianxi smiled a little brighter, "Are you really called Zhao Er?"
"Report goddess, my full name is Zhao Yingjun. Because there are three core engineers surnamed Zhao in the company, everyone calls us Zhao Da, Zhao Er and Zhao San in order to distinguish us conveniently. ”
Seeing his serious appearance, Zhang Qianxi couldn't help but be happy again: "Then let me ask you, in the past few days, except for the name, everything else is a lie, right?"
Zhao Er swallowed his saliva and mustered up the courage to say, "No, no, no!"
Zhang Qianxi's eyes lit up, as if she was looking forward to his later words.
"My love and concern for you, and my heart that I want to beat that scumbag for you, are all fake, and Tong Su is not deceiving! Because I know that on my own terms, if I don't use this method, I'm afraid I won't have a chance to get close to you in my life, so I can only go crazy once, and give myself a little memory when I'm old......"
What he didn't say was the hugs and touches, all of which came from the bottom of his heart.
Zhang Qianxi listened, and her eyes gradually moistened.
In order to get close to herself, the big man stuffed himself into a coffin-like box, starved and lost weight at a rate visible to the naked eye (which was one of the reasons for her suspicion). What a lot of pressure it must be!
The little girl who has never been in the world often pursues those unrealistic and illusory things, but Zhang Qianxi has already suffered an emotional injury, and now she feels that the most important thing is whether she is good to herself, although Zhao Er's behavior is too exaggerated, but the original intention is good after all.
Zhang Qianxi said softly: "You go back to work, and after work tomorrow, wait for me at the door of the cinema." ”
Zhao Er's eyes widened in surprise and stared at his goddess: "What do you mean?"
Zhang Qianxi explained: "The contract is not over, you have to continue to fulfill your boyfriend duties!"
Zhao Er suddenly came to his senses, and hurriedly stood up and saluted: "Obey!"
Since then, Zhao Er's spring has come.
At the same time, though, a storm was brewing in his office.
He Qigui, the general manager of Wushi Technology, who is the direct boss of the three Zhao workers, returned from a business trip to Europe early this day because a meeting was canceled by the organizers.
He Qigui is also a workaholic with feelings, and Wushan likes to reuse this kind of person.
Lao He went to Europe this time, had a lot of new ideas and ideas, and pondered all the way on the plane. After getting off the plane, he imitated Dayu's water control and passed by the door without entering, and went straight to the company to find three Zhao Gong, that is, his right-hand men to talk.
If he didn't strike while the iron was hot, he would be afraid that he would forget it. Even if you have notes, many things are not said when you are most inspired, and it is not the same taste when you talk about it afterwards.
He Qigui rushed into the office of the three Zhao workers and saw that only "Zhao Er" was sitting in front of the computer, and Zhao Da and Zhao San were not there.
"Zhao Er, what about the two of them?"
"Zhao Er" in front of the computer did not look back, and replied directly: "I went to lunch." ”
The three Zhao workers are informal, and it is common for them to talk to the boss with their eyes on the monitor, so He Qigui didn't take it to heart.
But he was inspired in his heart, and he really didn't want to wait, so he patted "Zhao Er" on the shoulder: "They are not here, then I'll talk to you first." ”
"Zhao Er" turned around in confusion, his eyes staring directly at his leader.
He Qigui didn't notice Qi Mune's eyes: "Zhao Er, you see that your office is messy, there is no place to put your feet, you come to my office with me." ”
"Zhao Er" obeyed the command and stood up.
Then, a terrible scene happened!
He Qigui went out and walked far away, and saw that "Zhao Er" did not follow.
As soon as I turned around, I was surprised to see "Zhao Er" doing strange movements at the door of the office, that is, he took a step forward with an expressionless face, then took a step back, then took a step forward, and then took a step back, as if there was an invisible barrier at the door preventing him from coming out!
In broad daylight, the supernatural actions of "Zhao Er" are so expensive to see, a big man's back is cold.
If Lao He is not the manager of the artificial intelligence boyfriend project and is not so familiar with this product, it is estimated that he will go to the police.
This strange phenomenon occurs because Zhao Da and Zhao San programmed this "Zhao Er" AI to not let him out of the office for half a step, because they are afraid that they will be exposed if they contact other colleagues.
Hold on for another day, the real Zhao Er will come back, who would have thought that the boss would come back early! Can this product deceive the boss's eyes?!
After a while, He Qigui reacted, this is not Zhao Er, this is an AI imitated by Zhao Er!
He strode forward and pinched Zhao Er's chin to make him look at him, because he knew very well that the lack of flexibility of the AI's gaze was one of the biggest drawbacks of existence.
After looking at each other for a moment, he had a spectrum in his heart: "These lawless stinky boys! Doesn't the company stipulate that AI is not allowed to be made with real people as a template, they dare to make a fake Zhao Er!"
After all, I have been working with them for a few years and have a relationship, He Qigui did not poke this matter out immediately, but called them back with a fire.
Zhao Da and Zhao San immediately turned pale when they received the call, and threw down half of the boiled fish (the three Zhao workers all like to eat boiled fish, and the two of them were eating while feeling that Zhao Er couldn't enjoy this delicious taste at the moment), and ran back, thinking that it was bad, why did the boss come back early? That fake Zhao Er is still alone in the office, don't let the boss find out!
Zhao Er's phone was turned off, and He Qigui didn't contact him.
Zhao Da and Zhao San ran to the general manager's office out of breath and asked with a courteous smile: "Boss, why did you come back early?"
He Qigui smiled at them: "Why are you two alone, Zhao Er?"
Zhao Da and Zhao San glanced at each other weakly: "He, he didn't feel well in his stomach today, he didn't go to dinner with us, we, we let him rest in the office for a while." ”