Chapter 244: The Big Black Man in the Funeral Parlor
After the incident in Phoenix, I returned to the Northeast, remembering what happened a few days ago as if in a dream, back to the prediction center, all the people were there, Da Dezi saw that the door opened and saw that the person who walked in was me, and immediately pounced on me and grabbed me tightly, complaining to me.
After I sat down, everyone asked me what was going on on the Kunlun Mountain. Of course, I hid the matter of the gate of hell, and casually made up a reason that when the avalanche came, I happened to hide in a dead corner, and with my unusual physique, I survived and finally returned to the city, and then came back. But Hou Zhiduan, who was sitting on the side, was always smiling, and I chuckled in my heart, it seemed that this old man had already seen it.
That night, everyone set a table for me, which was considered to be a welcome for me, to celebrate my immortality. The next day at noon, when I got up, my head was still very painful, I drank a lot last night, and I was full of alcohol, at this time Da Dezi walked in and said to me: Xiaofeng want to go to see the old god stick today, I called him this morning to report that he was safe, to say that this old thing is also very interesting, only since you disappeared, the old god stick looks very haggard, and people are much older, and spent a lot of money to advertise in Xinjiang to find you, and now the old god stick heard that you came back safely, and I am very happy, are you going to meet him. 'One' book 'read''
I was really moved to hear Da Dezi say this, to say that this old guy is still good, he still thinks about me, after putting on my clothes, I went out with Da Dezi, came to the office, only to see the old god stick walking back and forth in the hall, looking as if he was waiting for someone, I walked in with Da Dezi, Da Dezi shouted, Uncle Ye, we are back.
After hearing Da Dezi's voice, the old god suddenly looked up and saw me and Da Dezi, and quickly walked over and grabbed me and said: Xiaofeng, it's great that you're okay.
I almost cried at this time, tears rolled in my eyes, because I saw that the old god's eyes were red, and the person was also a lot haggard, presumably I was missing these days, this old guy is not having a good time, I smiled at the old godstick and said: Uncle, thank you for your concern, I'm fine, isn't this good.
Uncle Ye nodded, took out a cigarette and lit it and said: It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, Xiaofeng! If it weren't for you, all of us would die on the mountain, thank you, now you are okay and I can rest assured, in fact, I also want to open, in this life, I will know that I am always happy, think about those unnecessary things, inform myself that I will add troubles, and it will be good to live happily in the future, Uncle Zai will not look for any treasures, don't leave for a while, let's go out for a drink in the evening and celebrate. The old god stick seems to be in a good mood.
In this way, the three of us went down to the restaurant in the evening, the old god stick drank a lot of wine as usual, and every time I drank too much, I talked too much and cried, and I didn't know how to do it with Dadezi, and I didn't know how to do it after the old god stick was helped ** at night, I and Dadezi closed the door of the office, and went home, on the way Dadezi said to me: In the days when I disappeared, Zhu Yan almost washed her face with tears, although everyone didn't tell her what happened, but it is estimated that she can also guess** Don't leave ten, after you go back, accompany Zhu Yan well.
I also sighed after listening, it's really bitter for Zhu Yan, when all the things are over, I must wash my hands and stop doing this, and when the time comes, I will open a small supermarket and live a good life with Zhu Yan, this is the life I want. When I got home, it was late at night, but the lights at home were on, it must be that Zhu Yan hadn't slept yet, I went upstairs quickly, and the great virtue behind me scolded, what a damn, I forgot my brother with a daughter-in-law.
After opening the door, I just entered the house, and suddenly Zhu Yan rushed into my arms, and I held Zhu Yan in my arms, how many nights of missing, how much lovesickness, and now everything is in a word, then**I don't know how to get over, anyway, when I woke up, I felt very tired, no strength at all, probably because of the overexertion last night, I smiled, at this time Zhu Yan had already gone to work, I lit a cigarette and lay down** The clouds and the fog came up, and then the tiger wolf dog came over, wagging his tail and looking at me, I wanted to think of this little guy at this time, I took it back to the house during the day yesterday, this** I don't know how it came over, I picked up the little guy and looked at it carefully, and I didn't find anything special, but I said to me: This dog is not ordinary, but I didn't find it, I put the tiger wolf dog down, chanted the spell to summon Huang Xiaohua and Chang trot, the two guys came quickly, when they saw me, both of them were surprised, and said to me: Xiaofeng where have you been for a while, why did you lose your news, and there is no us, where did you go. I smiled and briefly talked about going to the field, but at this moment, the well-behaved tiger wolf dog that had been quiet suddenly went crazy and turned into a monster, the head of the tiger, the wolf's body, a pair of green eyes were glaring, and Huang Xiaohua and Chang trotted.
These two guys don't know what's wrong, they were scared for a while and wanted to move but couldn't move, I saw this feeling to recall the tiger wolf dog, the tiger wolf dog only listened to my orders to see me call it to shrink immediately, and returned to its original appearance, at this time often trotting and Huang Xiaohua The two guys regained consciousness, and took a long breath and said to me: Xiaofeng, what kind of monster is this, this guy is so powerful, he is about to become the nemesis of my Northeast Immortal Family, it is estimated that in addition to characters like Hu Sanye, it is either the leader of each family, and the rest of the immortal families have to be eaten to death by this monster, where did you get it。
At this time, I knew that this tiger wolf dog was so violent, it was too unexpected for me, I vaguely made up a reason for a long time and then sent them away, and then I looked back at the tiger wolf dog in my heart, not to mention how happy, this little guy is simply a weapon to catch demons, with it, any demons and monsters are not a problem.
Coming back from Xinjiang and resting at home for a month, this month is still calm and quiet, nothing happens, now it's winter, at this time it's snowing outside, Zhu Yan and I are eating hot pot in the house, not to mention how comfortable, we are a two-person world after a month, I thought this calm would last until the end of the New Year, but I didn't expect another accident.
This morning, I still got up very late, because I didn't go to work for a month I woke up almost every day, when the phone rang I was dreaming, I answered the phone is Da Dezi called, on the phone he said to me: the firm has business again, let me hurry over, I put down the phone, sat up and scolded my mother after getting dressed, then walked out of the house, to the downstairs taxi came to the office, after pushing the door in, I saw the office in the clouds and mountains and fog, how many cigarettes the good guy smoked, this is, I feel that the door is open to smoke。 After the old god stick and Da Dezi saw it, Da Dezi said hello to me and asked me to sit down first, at this time I found that there were two middle-aged men sitting opposite us, both of them were wearing work clothes, and there were words on them, take a closer look, my mother, it turned out to be a funeral home, what the hell is going on.
I only heard one of them say to the old god: Master Ye, your old man has to help us this time, there have always been accidents in us recently, and we didn't take it seriously at first, but then it became more and more fierce, so I came to trouble you, you can't see death and not save it.
The old god stick waved his hand and said: Good to say, easy to say, a few people came to me, that is to look up to me Ye Mou, in the next must bow to the end, after finishing speaking, let Da Dezi go to the back to get something, after a while Da Dezi took out four charms and handed them to the two people, only to hear the old god stick said: There are four spirit runes here, you put one on the door of the funeral home, and the other in the cremation room, and the remaining two should be given to the two of you by me, so that we can have a friendship.
I almost laughed when I heard this, and I was glad that the old god stick was now back to his deceptive mode, because the old god stick I knew was like that. The two fools thought they had picked up the treasure and put away the charm.
Seeing this, the old god stick smiled and said: "Let's go back first, I will send my apprentices to take care of this matter later, don't worry about their young age, enough to deal with this matter, if you don't get it done, I won't take a penny, how about it."
The two of them saw that the old god stick was unwilling to go out of the mountain, and they were a little unhappy at first, but then they heard the old god stick say that if you don't get it right, you don't want money, and they laughed, and I scolded secretly on the side: Your uncle, you don't have the ability to ask in the past, but you don't ask, it's really humble to see the true God, and you deserve to be unlucky.
After sending the two away, the old god stick said to the two of us: This is a big job, you two give me a good job, don't lose the reputation of my firm, this is the information, you two look at it for yourself, after finishing speaking, he stood up and put on his clothes and said to the two of us: This person is too old to do it, I have to go to sports, and then left.
Da Dezi and I despised the old god stick and opened the information to see, this business is quite exciting, what is said is that a funeral parlor in the city does not stop these days, at first someone can see ghosts in broad daylight, but everyone is taken seriously, this funeral parlor is not like this, if you can't see something but it is not normal, but then things are not like this, not long ago someone sent the body but to the gate that pulled the car of the corpse and put out the fire, I don't know how to do it, how to get it can't catch fire, and then the family came down to prepare to carry the body in, but how to lift it can't be lifted, the corpse is like a hillAt that time, there was an understanding on the side and said: The deceased was afraid of this place and did not dare to enter, at that time, the family of the deceased did not understand what was going on, but seeing that the body could not be carried in and could not be cremated here, so they changed to a funeral home, and later heard that the family went to another funeral home, and the body did not make any trouble, and immediately carried it in.
At that time, the people in the crematorium felt that this thing was a little strange, one night, the people on night duty in the funeral parlor suddenly saw a big black man in the yard, to say who was still hanging out here on this big night, the big black man seemed to be looking for something, the staff on duty went out to ask, but as soon as he went out, the big black man disappeared, such a strange thing appeared several times, and then even someone could see the big black man in broad daylight, for a while people were panicked, the curator had no choice but to find a goddess who would watch things, the goddess just arrived at the funeral home and looked at the big chimney with a pale face, which was used in the cremation furnace to burn the corpse, and now it is emitting black smoke, The goddess screamed and got into the car, said nothing in the look, and then the curator soft grinding hard bubble the goddess said, it turned out that when she first arrived, she looked up and saw a big black man standing on the chimney is catching the souls of the dead, and he has caught several in his hand, and he is sending them to his mouth, it seems that he has eaten all the souls of the dead, and when the goddess looked at him, he happened to be looking at the goddess and smiled at the goddess and then jumped into the chimney and disappeared, the goddess was still shaking when she talked about this, and it was the first time that the goddess had encountered such a thing for so many years, and I heard the old man say that this black man is legendary"Black God".
I and Dadezi saw that here are stunned how there is a black god out of thin air, where is this sacred, there is no way only to the scene to see it, I and Dadezi took a taxi to the crematorium, but the driver pulled us to the foot of the mountain and said that he didn't dare to go up, saying that this funeral home was fierce, because the funeral home was repaired on the mountain, I and Dadezi had to walk up, I was afraid of any accidents, we first opened our eyes, and then I summoned the breeze to go together, paper money and other things can be seen everywhere along the way, and the yin here is also very heavy, from time to time you can see people sitting on both sides of the road,Those people's faces are miserable,How many of these guys have no ownerless lonely souls,Some good lonely souls followed us but were driven away by the breeze,The journey was relatively smooth,I went up the mountain with Dadezi,Came to the door of the funeral home,Recently hesitated here there are always some weird things business is bleak,Everyone gathered in the duty room in the daytime and did not dare to come out,We saw a large number of people sitting in the duty room chatting,Among them were the two who came to the office just now,The two people seemed to see me and Dadezi hurriedly walked out of the house,Welcome me and said to me:Two little gentlemen, you are here, everyone is waiting for you。
I nodded with Da Dezi and was about to go inside, at this time Da Dezi grabbed me, and then pointed to it, I raised my head and looked at it and was startled, only to see a big black man climbing up on a big chimney, the big black man suddenly turned his head and looked at me and Da Dezi with a hideous face.