Chapter 71: Unexpectedly happy two apprentices
"So you're trying to burglary?" Lin Sansi asked.
"Big brother, no, no. We're not here to steal! we're here to arrest people!" Xiong Chuanwen hurriedly explained.
Hearing the words "arrest", Lin Sansi became even more angry.
"Say, who ordered you to do it? If you don't say it, I'll call the police......" Lin Sansi said as he shook his phone.
The Xiong brothers glanced at each other.
Xiong Chuanwu just wanted to say something, but was glared at by Xiong Chuanwen fiercely.
"Big brother, we are not under anyone's command. Please, please let us go. Xiong Chuanwen pleaded.
"You don't say yes, do you? Okay, then I'll call the police. Lin Sansi said, and pressed the alarm number on his mobile phone.
The call went through quickly.
A female policeman's voice came from the other end of the phone and asked, "Hello, this is the ...... the police station"
"Big brother, big brother, I was wrong. Xiong Chuanwu lay on the ground, kowtowing his head and begging bitterly.
Lin Sansi glanced at Xiong Chuanwen again.
At this time, Xiong Chuanwen also knelt on the ground and kept kowtowing: "Big brother, we know it's wrong, please, don't call the police." I said, I'll say everything!"
Lin Sansi immediately made up a lie on his mobile phone and said, "Hello, I want to ask about the phone number of the household registration office." ”
"Okay, wait a minute. I'll check it for you. The policewoman said.
The police quickly told Lin Sansi about the urgent call.
Lin Sansi pretended to record, and after thanking him, he immediately hung up the phone.
"Say it. Who ordered the two of you to come? Lin Sansi asked.
"Big brother, I really don't lie to you. There really wasn't anyone to direct the two of us. Xiong Chuanwen said.
"You still want to quibble, don't you?" Lin Sansi asked angrily, "I see that the two of you don't cry when you don't see the coffin today!
"Big brother, don't. My brother was right. We really weren't instructed by anyone. We just heard it, and our captain said to arrest people. So, the two of us took the first step and came to your house in advance. Xiong Chuanwu said.
"Who is your captain?" Lin Sansi asked.
"Our captain's name is Wu Dali!" Xiong Chuanwu replied.
"Which company are you from?" Lin Sansi asked again.
"The Great American Department of Security. Xiong Chuanwu said.
Lin Sansi was silent for a moment. From the moment he sent out the official account article, he knew that sooner or later, one day, a beautiful person would come to the door. What I didn't expect was that they came so quickly.
"Big brother, can we go?" asked Xiong Chuanwen timidly.
Unexpectedly, Lin Sansi waved his hand at the two of them and said, "Let's go." ”
The two Xiong brothers glanced at each other, a little incredulous that this person would let them go so easily.
"Let's go, go back and tell your captain, I will wait for him at any time!" Lin Sansi said again.
The two Xiong brothers hurriedly stood up. But as soon as they got up, they fell down again. Their legs were as weak as cotton.
"This ......" Xiong Chuanwen looked surprised.
"Big brother, what's going on with us?" Xiong Chuanwu asked.
"You two have been hit by my 'paralyzed as mud' magic skill!" Lin Sansi suddenly didn't want to let them go like this, so he pretended to say in a deep voice. "What?
"Divine skill, we heard you right, right?" The two Xiong brothers were even more surprised.
It was the first time they had heard and seen the so-called miraculous skills in real life. They couldn't believe their ears.
"That's right, it's a miracle. Lin Sansi said with a firm face.
Xiong Chuanwu suddenly felt as if he had been electrocuted. He fell to his knees with a thud and kowtowed to Lin Sansi. He knocked and said, "Great God, we are wrong, we have eyes that don't know Mount Tai, please, accept me as your apprentice!"
Xiong Chuanwen was half-convinced, pushed Xiong Chuanwu from behind, and glanced at him again.
At this time, Xiong Chuanwu was already completely immersed in the fantasy of the great god. He turned around and shook his hand, signaling Xiong Chuanwen not to push him.
"You fool, how can there be any great gods in this world? It's all superstition!" Xiong Chuanwen said, "I usually let you read more books, but you don't listen." Now it's okay, I actually believe in superstition. ”
"What, don't you believe it?" Lin Sansi glanced at Xiong Chuanwen and asked.
Xiong Chuanwen twisted his head and said, "I don't believe it." The book says that all ghosts and gods are superstitious legends, and there are no ghosts and gods in real life. ”
"Haha. Lin Sansi raised his head and laughed, "That's because you haven't read enough books." Do you believe that I can use my mana to make your brother stand up right away?"
"Hmph, I don't believe it!" Xiong Chuanwen said.
"Okay, you watch!" Lin Sansi said, reaching out and patting Xiong Chuanwu's back. Then, he pretended to draw a circle on the top of Xiong Chuanwu's head, and muttered a spell in his mouth.
"Master, I'm ......" Xiong Chuanwen was about to say something, but was suddenly interrupted by Lin Sansi: "Shhhhh
After a while, Lin Sansi patted Xiong Chuanwu's shoulder and said, "Okay, you can stand up." ”
Xiong Chuanwu tried, and sure enough, he stood up from the ground, and his legs also had strength.
"How's it going?" Lin Sansi asked, turning his head.
Xiong Chuanwen still didn't believe it. He put his hands on the ground and said, "I don't believe in your tricks!
Xiong Chuanwen really stood up.
"Look......" Before Xiong Chuanwen could finish speaking, he sat down on the ground again.
"Oops, brother. You just listen to the great god! The great god will not lie to us, look at me, haven't I already stood up? Don't think you're great just because you've read a book. Have you forgotten how our father educated us? Our father once told us: There are people outside the world, and there is a sky outside the sky!" Xiong Chuanwu said incessantly.
Xiong Chuanwen thought seriously for a moment. Although he still had some doubts about the idea of ghosts and gods. But a living example was placed in front of him. so that he had to believe.
Xiong Chuanwen suddenly kowtowed to Lin Sansi and begged, "Master, please let me stand up too!"
"Are you willing to worship me as a teacher?" Lin Sansi asked seriously.
Xiong Chuanwen nodded again and again: "Yes! I am willing!"
"Oh well. Lin Sansi said and walked up to Xiong Chuanwen.
He patted him lightly on the back, and then he used his fingers to gently tap Xiong Chuanwen's life.
Lin Sansi pretended to recite a mantra again: "Okay, you can also stand up." The two of you will be my bear from now on. From now on, if anyone wants to frame him as a teacher, you should know what to do, right?"
"Got it, Master!" the two Xiong brothers said in unison.