Chapter Twenty-Eight: Cheap is Cheap
At this moment, the nearby shops opened one after another, the owners of the shops and their families came out to 'forage', Yang Hong, the owner of the hardware store, opened the roller shutter, patted the toner on his face, and squinted at Sun Yuan next door who was about to go over to eat white porridge, sighing and complaining to the husband in the house.
"Alas...... There are so many people who eat free white porridge, and now this person, no matter how rich he is, he likes to take advantage of it, isn't it just five yuan, and he can die of distress if he eats a bowl of white porridge?"
These words were obviously said to her nemesis Sun Yuan, and sure enough, Sun Yuan, who was hurrying away, immediately paused, and then turned a corner and walked towards another alley.
The battle of tongues was won, which made Yang Hong very happy, she hummed a song and walked leisurely towards Ma Tianyao's stall, but after arriving, she glanced around, and sat in front of Liang Yan's stall with a weak heart.
"Boss, isn't it free?"
"Of course, but only white porridge is free, what do you eat?"
"Nonsense, of course eat white porridge. ”
Liang Yan smiled awkwardly and hurriedly served her a bowl of white porridge, but as soon as Yang Hong stuffed the first spoonful of white porridge into her mouth, Sun Yuan's voice sounded behind her.
"Yo, Boss Yang also eats free white porridge with this status? Alas, now this person, no matter how rich he is, he likes to take advantage of it, isn't it just five yuan, and he can die of distress if he eats a bowl of white porridge?"
Yang Hong's face immediately turned red, and he spit out the porridge in his mouth and got up and hummed.
"When have I ever eaten free......? Because there are a lot of people around, how about you taste the taste here!"
"Yo, how did you taste it?"
"Nonsense, didn't you see that I vomited? Sure enough, it's cheap and not good! Hmph, this kind of white porridge is only suitable for feeding pigs. ”
These words directly annoyed Liang Yan, she smashed the bowl in her hand, pointed at Yang Hong's nose and scolded.
"Whose porridge do you say is only suitable for pigs? You have a kind of !! again."
As soon as Yang Hong's words came out, he knew that he had suffered, but the matter had come to this point, it was impossible to apologize, and it was impossible to apologize in this life, especially in front of Sun Yuan.
Immediately, the attributes of the fierce woman were revealed, the blue tendons on her forehead were violent, and she scolded with her hands on her waist.
"I'll just say you, what's wrong? Everyone say, can you eat this porridge? Is it delicious when it's thickened? How good is it for you to boil it into white rice!!
How could she be afraid, who has never quarreled with anyone who does business on this street? She has never been defeated! What's more, Liang Yan speaks Mandarin, and at first glance she is a foreigner, and the strong dragon still does not suppress the ground snake, not to mention that she is a ground shrew who is even more terrifying than the ground snake!
Looking at Shao Ping again, his thin arms and legs are not enough for a few slaps on his own, so as soon as she scolds her, she will be even more domineering.
However, these words really resonated with the other guests at Liang Yan's stall, and an old man hummed and put down his spoon and opened his mouth to agree.
"Yes, boss, you put too much white porridge and rice, people say drink porridge and drink porridge, how can you drink it, no matter how little water you have, you can eat it as rice, it's too dry...... And there is no fragrant white porridge from the stall next door......"
The old man was so mixed up that he couldn't make any noise, and while he was in a commotion, Yang Hong scolded and didn't know when he left.
I don't know if it's because the first ten are free, or if the repeat customers from last night come back, but in short, there are more customers in the morning than last night.
Ma Tianyao's free ones have been sold out, the crowd did not disperse, but immediately surrounded the stall, and soon, Shi Xiaoxiao found his job positioning, standing on the dining table with his hands on his hips, yes, it was the dining table they brought, because no one ate at the dining table, if you insist on eating at the dining table, it is likely that it will not be squeezed in front of you.
She tore her throat and turned into a maintainer of order.
"Don't crowd, queue up!"
"The uncle in the yellow clothes, uncle! Uncle! What about you? The sister in the back told the uncle, our porridge is 5 yuan, not 1 yuan, and the cheaper one is next door!"
Liang Yan, who was sitting on the bench and was depressed, jumped up and scolded.
"Who are you scolding, who are you scolding!!
Liang Yangang and Yang Hong finished tearing up, and they wanted to come over to tear Shi Xiaoxiao, but they were stopped by the old man who told the truth just now, and the old man pulled her with a smile and explained to her with free white porridge.
"Haha, girl, you're from other places, right? Our cheap things are called cheap, for example, your white porridge sells cheaply, you can say that it sells very cheaply......
Liang Yan cried, and said in her heart, Uncle, where did you come out, why do you have you everywhere, cheap is cheap? I understand, but what the hell is your TM hand taking the opportunity to touch my chest?
Shi Xiaoxiao stood on the table to maintain order, and at this time, Sun Sanxi, who was selling steamed buns next to him, wiped his hands, took the handheld megaphone in front of his stall to attract customers, and ran over and handed it to Shi Xiaoxiao.
"Girl, take it and shout, loud...... You're going to use it, right?"
"Yo, rechargeable recordable plug-in card loud male speaker, this is a fighter in the speaker, uncle, do you understand?"
"Hehe, cheap old and bad, I bought this as soon as I gritted my teeth, it seems that you know it too?"
"Of course, this is my first birthday present, and I've seen all kinds of things. Our family is broken...... Ahem, uncle thanked me. ”
Shi Xiaoxiao coughed to hide his embarrassment, and then skillfully turned on the horn and yelled at the messy diners.
"Queue up, don't even think about fishing in troubled waters today, yesterday we found that several people actually ate white food, and they didn't give money while they were in chaos!"
"Hey, uncle in the back, you can't cut the line!"
"Our white porridge is made of organic rice from the deep mountains, processed through more than 100 processes, each grain is full of sunlight, each grain is irrigated by mountain spring water, each grain absorbs the essence of the sun and the moon, our rice is ......"
Shi Xiaoxiao held the horn and finally showed his extraordinary talent, in Ma Tianyao's words, that is, bragging B did not bring a draft, and even used the analogy......
Liang Yan began to sulk again, and the first twenty bowls of free quickly filled the guests, but after the twenty bowls of white porridge were eaten, there was no one in the stall in an instant.
Not only that, but he also had an unlucky quarrel with the shrew Yang Hong early in the morning, and at this moment, a man with a thief's eyebrows came over with a smile and sat down on the stool.
"Boss, I heard that you eat this white porridge for free, right??"
"...... Today"
Shao Ping just frowned and was about to refuse, but Liang Yan suddenly stood up and stopped him, whispering in his ear.
"Free is free, a bowl is only a dollar, let's make our stall a little popular first. ”
After speaking, he hurriedly filled a bowl of white porridge, and took it with a smile and spoke.
"Hehe, we get the first twenty bowls free every day, you're in luck, this is the first bowl of the day. ”
The man hurriedly thanked him and took it, and nodded his head in praise after taking a bite.
"Well, it's so fragrant, there's enough under this rice, it's full!"
"Really?"
"Oh, that's true! It's delicious, I like to eat it. ”
"Thank you, then you can eat more, and the second bowl is free!
Liang Yan set up a stall for two days, and finally won the first compliment, and the excited endocrine was about to be out of balance.