It turns out that when a person stays in one place for a long time and thinks about it every day, there will be two endings in the end. First, go crazy and then commit suicide. Second, really understand some truths. And Wu Qing had already hung up early in the morning, so it was natural, accidental, and inevitable, and he understood many truths. Unconsciously, I began to cultivate.

Day after day, year after year. Fortunately, Wu Qing is not lonely, why do you say that? In college, by the pond, what is the most common? Couples, condoms, and stupid hats that commit suicide for love. In this age of broken love, too many young men and women run to the pond, tearful and tell their stories. Wu Qing listened silently, and occasionally met young people who couldn't think of it and died for love, Wu Qing would save them, which is why after Wu Qing, there were no more successful suicides here.

After going back and forth, Wu Qing actually found that he had something similar to merit, and could sense a so-called wishing power, and his cultivation began to improve unconsciously, and finally he actually comprehended a rare talent, which is similar to divination, or unknown prophets, Wu Qing can try to predict the answer to the question according to the other party's question. It just so happened that pen immortals began to become popular in the university, this kind of summoning spirit game, Wu Qing, as a representative of the local ghosts, was naturally summoned to the past, and through his own talent, he answered their questions, so as to continuously improve his cultivation.

Tonight, Wu Qing is a typical boat capsized in the gutter.

In fact, Chen Pifu and others summed it up and asked a total of four questions:

"What is the formula for the aphrodisiac?"

"Who is my wife?"

"Daddy, Daddy!"

"Who is my father?"

In addition to the first question, which is beyond the scope of his business, he can not answer it under the rules, the last three questions are actually very common questions, but it is these three more common questions that make Wu Qing suffer, especially the last question, when Wu Qing used his talent to seek answers, a terrifying force almost collapsed his soul. To this day, my body is still shaking.

Wu Qing is also depressed, as an emotional expert who has been cultivated by lovelorn men and women for a long time, he has a lot of knowledge about love, even if he is still a virgin, but he has never eaten pork, who has never seen a pig run away, and from Wu Qing's experience, where is running away, it is simply a pig running naked. In recent years, too many young men and women have cried by the pond. Wu Qing has mastered a wealth of theoretical knowledge about love, but these people do not play cards according to common sense at all, in their eyes, where is there love? Ask some strange questions, except for Wang Fatzi asked about his future wife, the rest, one asked about aphrodisiacs, two asked Dad, hey, if everyone summons the pen fairy, they all ask this question, then why do they need the pen fairy? Ask the midwife directly.

An hour later, Chen Pifu and the others finally listened to Wu Qing's statement and were silent for a long time.

Chen Pifu didn't have any waves in his heart, after all, there were too many such things, and from Chen Pifu's heart, he was very disdainful of Wu Qing's suicide for love, you know, for a man, if you are not even afraid of death, then what else can make you afraid?

It's Wang Fatzi and Lao Jia, the two of them can hear that they are mentally and physically engaged, and they are crying.

While wiping his tears, the fat man Wang shouted: "It's so touching, it's so pitiful." ”

Chen Pifu looked disdainful: You are a great health care in addition to self-masturbation, your distorted view of love, everything you hear is touching, pity is certain, but touching can't be talked about. And Lao Jia, you are a slut, why are you crying, how do you invest, the two are still hugging each other tightly, and they are still wiping each other's noses, you are so disgusting.

Chen Pifu took a deep breath of cigarette, looked at Wu Qing, and asked, "I have something to ask you, there is a girl named Xiaoli, do you know?"

Wu Qing glanced at Chen Pifu in fear and nodded.

"Why are you pestering her?"

"I answered her question, she was going to invite me away, but I was so excited that I not only forgot to take my ceremony, but also broke the pen, which violated the rules, so she had to give me an explanation, originally I wanted her to be sick for a few days, just teach her a lesson, but I don't know how, she was surrounded by a powerful aura, so I haven't been able to find her. ”

"You're just going to make her sick for a few days?"

"Of course, I'm just an art student, and I've never wanted to hurt anyone, and I've never hurt anyone. In the past, I used to teach those who broke the rules a little lesson, and the matter passed. ”

"......" Chen Pifu touched his chin and pondered: It seems that this time, Second Master Huang is concerned about it.

"If I let someone remove that power from Xiaoli now, can you make her sick for a few days?"

Wu Qing thought carefully for a while and shook his head: "I don't know. ”

"What?" Chen Pifu put down his face: "So faceless?"

"Chen Daoyou, you really blamed him this time. Jia Daochang, who was on the side, explained while snorting: "Originally, things were not complicated, but as soon as Huang Erye was so mixed, it became a little complicated. ”

"What then?"

"This is really a bit difficult to do......

"If ......" Chen Pifu stared at Wu Qing with ill will: "If you kill him, can this solve the problem?"

"Feasible!" nodded Jia Daochang.

When Wu Qing heard this, his face changed greatly, and he trembled even more violently with fright.

"Don't. Wang Fatzi hurriedly stopped in front of Wu Qing and shouted loudly: "Boss, I don't agree, he is so pitiful, why should you kill him." Lovelorn men are innocent. ”

"......" Chen Pifu: "Fatty, a few days ago you said that the child was innocent, and when you turned around, you took a kitchen knife and shouted that you want to kill your relatives in righteousness, and now you are here again?"

"This is different!" said the fat man's face was firm.

"What's the difference?"

He ...... He's still a virgin!"

"......" Chen Pifu's body was shocked, and his eyes became pitiful. I have to admit that in this era of openness, if there is even a ghost, it is still a ghost, if you think about it carefully, it seems really pitiful.

Wu Qing looked at Wang Fatzi with a grateful face.

"Hey, it's not easy. Chen Pifu frowned. Chen Pifu himself does not have a very clear view of right and wrong, whether it is for people or ghosts, there is not too much prejudice, his principle is, don't get in the way of Lao Tzu, if you want to block Lao Tzu's way, whether you are a human or a ghost, Lao Tzu will kill you. But usually, he really doesn't like to kill. And in his heart, there seems to be a little bit of indecision. Now Wang Fatzi is pleading on the side, and he also gives very good reasons worthy of sympathy. All of a sudden, Chen Pifu really felt a little undecided. Hey, things are really a bit tricky.

Just when Chen Pifu was hesitating, there was a sudden throbbing in his heart, and Chen Pifu's heart moved. The body reacts naturally, making a dazzling set of gestures with both hands.

A black and white pentagram appeared in front of everyone, the deep black, dazzling white, constantly circulating on the pattern of the pentagram.

A little angel with golden wings and a small thing with only one eye all over his body came out of the pentagram.

These are the two pets that Chen Pifu obtained after being recognized by the nun and the female demon when he broke through the black iron level.

"Bobo" and "Yiyi".

As soon as "Bobo" came out, he flew happily around Chen Pifu, and then rubbed Chen Pifu's cheek affectionately, stared at Wu Qing with a hungry face, and said coquettishly to Chen Pifu: "Bobo, delicious, Bobo, delicious, Bobo, want to eat." ”

"Huh!" Chen Pifu looked surprised: "When will you speak Mandarin?"

"Bobo, learn, bobo, understand. ”

Wu Qing, who was on the side, quietly pulled Wang Fatzi: "What does that little thing mean?"

"Uh!" Wang Fatzi told Wu Qing very honestly: "It thinks you seem to be delicious." ”

"......" Wu Qing, who was already scared, was even more scared now, and his body couldn't help but distance himself from Chen Pifu.

Chen Pifu took a cigarette in his mouth: "I asked you to come out to see if you can save this ghost's life and solve my troubles at the same time."

"Eat, eat, pop, eat. Bo Bo still shouted persistently.

"Hey!" The little angel "Yiyi" on the side seemed to be very unhappy with the attitude of "Bobo", and with a coquettish shout, he twisted his sword and slashed at "Bobo". After some ravage, the little angel flew in front of Chen Pifu refreshed, with a proud face: "Hmph, you can seal this ghost thing." ”

"Seal?" Chen Pifu was stunned for a moment, his mind moved, and a large amount of information immediately appeared in his brain.

Chen Pifu said to Wu Qing on the side, "Are you willing to let me seal you?"

"I ...... Am I going to die?"

"No, you'll be my little brother. ”

"What if I say no?" Wu Qing asked weakly.

"Eat, eat!" Bobo shouted as he ran away from the cherub.

Chen Pifu shook his head: "We have always been very disciplined in doing things, I really can't do such a cruel thing as eating ghosts, I can let you make a choice." ”

"Whew, that's good!" Wu Qing patted his chest, finally breathing a sigh of relief.

"Either surrender!" Chen Pifu stared at Wu Qing and said very seriously: "Either die!"

"......" Wu Qing hurriedly shouted: "I surrender, I surrender, I really surrender." ”

"Oh, I didn't force you, you can be willing, or the seal will fail, and you will have to die. ”

"Willingly, really willingly. ”

Chen Pifu nodded: "Very wise choice." Then with a move of his right hand, a magic book with black and white wings suddenly appeared on Chen Pifu's right hand.

Chen Pifu pointed at Wu Qing with his left hand, and whispered a mantra in his mouth that ordinary people could not comprehend, the mantra was low, magnificent, and full of an indescribable majesty.

Wu Qing himself was full of fear for Chen Pifu, and he was already planning to surrender, so he didn't have any thoughts of resisting at the moment. The dumbfounded pestle stayed in place.

A holy light gently sprinkled on Wu Qing's body, a black and white five-pointed star appeared on the sole of Wu Qing's feet, and the little angel flew briskly to Wu Qing's eyebrows, and a sword was inserted into his eyebrows.

A huge sword that radiated golden light and was carved with ancient runes all over it fell from the sky and slammed it into front of everyone. Scared F4 and the others, it was chickens and dogs.

Yi Yi glanced at a few people with disdain, and then shouted, "Seal of Light!"

On the wide body of the big sword, Wu Qing's frightened figure suddenly appeared, and then a dazzling golden light burst out, and it disappeared in a flash. Wu Qing, along with the paintbrush that had been salvaged from the river earlier, disappeared completely along with the golden light.

The little angel twisted "Bobo", snorted arrogantly, burrowed into the book, and slowly disappeared into the air.

Wang Fatzi looked at this scene blankly, and asked uncertainly: "Is this the legendary big sword?"

Jia Daochang also had a question on his face.

"Uh!" Chen Pifu closed his eyes, sensed it, then opened his eyes and nodded: "That's it, this immortal has been subdued by me and me." ”

"It's too easy, so let's resist it. Wang Fatzi looked unhappy: "I thought there would be a fierce battle!"

Chen Pifu suddenly linked his hands, and made a dazzling gesture in the air.

Wu Qing appeared in front of everyone with a sluggish face.

Chen Pifu looked at the sluggishness on Wu Qing's face and snapped his fingers: "Boy, you will be my person in the future, understand?"

"......" Wu Qing was still a little stunned at the moment, but he still nodded very cooperatively.

"Listen to the screaming boss. ”

"Boss. ”

"Hahaha!" Chen Pifu looked up to the sky and laughed heartily, and asked, "Do you still have contact with Xiaoli's girl now?"

Wu Qing carefully sensed the group and shook his head.

"Hahaha, okay, I'll call you a little pen in the future! What do you think?"

"Can I object?"

"Objections are invalid!"

………………………………………..

After everyone confirmed that the bond between Bixian and Xiaoli had been untied, they ran to Huang Erye to report and asked him to withdraw his magical powers. By the time Chen Pifu and the others came downstairs to Jin Min's dormitory, Xiaoli had completely recovered, pulled Chen Pifu and thanked him non-stop, and invited Chen Pifu and others to eat together.

Chen Pifu waved his hand, very freely: "Jin Min is my good friend, it's just a good hand, don't take it to heart." However, in the future, similar to this kind of game of summoning spirits, play and cherish it. ”

Xiaoli nodded obediently.

"Uncle, thank you really this time. Kim Min Min said.

"Haha, it's a trivial matter, by the way, you're going to do an internship at the beginning of school, have you found a good hospital?

"No, my uncle is already helping me get it, he used to have so many colleagues, this shouldn't be difficult for him. ”

Chen Pifu thought of Lao Jin's personality, and he was also an expert born in a big hospital, and there was really no problem with this.

At the time of parting, Jin Min hugged Chen Pifu tightly, and when Chen Pifu was unprepared, he quietly stood on tiptoe, Chen Pifu secretly kissed his face, and then like a little cat with his tail stepped on, he blushed and fled quickly.

Chen Pifu touched his cheeks, felt the wisp of fragrance, and shook his head helplessly: "This little girl, naughty! ”

In the middle of the campus, there is peace.

Figures in pairs abound. The lonely back is hidden from time to time.

On a telephone pole not far from Jin Min's dormitory, there stood a pitch-black crow with scarlet eyes, looking at this scene coldly.

The crow pecked at its feathers, stared deeply at Chen Pifu, and then spread its wings and disappeared into the thick night......