The inky night sky shrouded the land, and goose-feathered snowflakes slowly scattered, rising and falling in the air with the howling cold wind.

It's been a close year.

The road in the southern suburbs of the city is like the road of life, full of ups and downs and twists and turns. The ground is full of stagnant water, potholes, and the occasional street lamp on the side of the road, emitting a pale yellow glow, looks particularly deserted.

The two figures supported each other and walked slowly.

On the left is a medium-sized, medium-looking young man wearing a black down jacket. This person's name is Chen Pifu, about thirty years old, and he can barely be regarded as a gangster with qualifications but no power.

The one on the right is obese, with a waist circumference at least twice that of Chen Pifu, wearing a white down jacket, a harmless face and a pair of small eyes, and almost no value in the fat face. This person's name is Wang Fatzi, nicknamed Fat Wang, and he is the number one junior brother under Chen Pifu's throne, well, it is said, and the only younger brother.

"Whew...... ....... ......" Chen Pifu stopped, lit a cigarette for himself, inhaled deeply, and said, "Fatty, can you still hold on?"

"Plop!" There was a muffled sound, and Wang Fatzi sat directly on the ground, wailing: "Boss, no, I really can't do it, I can't run, I really can't run." ”

"Huhu ......" Chen Pifu looked back and said, "Hold on, fat man!

"Hey...... Boss, as soon as I got out of the car, I was dragged by you for two hours, and I still haven't figured it out.

"Nonsense, if you can't beat it, of course you have to run!"

"Hey, boss, when you took me as your junior brother, didn't you say that you were very good at fighting?"

"Hmph!" Chen Pifu's face was full of arrogance: "Of course, is it true that Lao Tzu's fierce record of slashing thirty people by one person back then has to go around and talk about it?"

"Hehe, man!" The fat man rolled his eyes, thinking to himself, you say when you meet people, every wine will blow, I have heard no less than thirty versions before and after, people who know, think you cut thirty people, I don't know, I think you made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace! But the contempt in my heart is contempt, if you show it, it will definitely be a violent beating. Wang Fatzi continued to ask: "Boss, why did you run away before you beat it?"

"Alas, don't say it, the mad dog, that brute, said to be a good heads-up, completely ignoring the rules of the rivers and lakes. Chen Pifu's face was full of hatred, took a puff of cigarette, and scolded.

"Boss, what age are you, and you are still single-handed? Are you stupid?"

"Hey, I don't want to, Lao Tzu ambushed ten people, but I didn't expect that mad dog beast to ambush more than 100 people, what a mistake!"

Wang Fatzi looked at his boss with satisfaction, fortunately, although the ending was all running away, but his boss at least ambushed someone, at least it was saved. Then he thought about it again and asked puzzledly: "Boss, since I was dragged by you as soon as I got out of the car, why didn't I get in the car directly, why don't you suffer such a crime?"

"You don't understand this, right?" Chen Pifu said slowly: "In my long career, as well as the unaccumulated experience of running, I have gradually understood a profound truth, the success rate of running by car is almost zero. ”

"Why?"

"Think about it, if you drive and run, the people who chase you, even if they are fools with an IQ of five, know that they can't catch up with you with two legs, they will definitely drive after you, right?"

"Uh, yes!"

"How far do you think you can get in a taxi?"

"Well, the watchmaker should depend on the master's performance. ”

"Don't dream, you can't run far. At the critical moment, you still have to rely on your own quality, if you think about it, you will run as soon as you let go of your legs, and the other side is basically confused. Then the conditioned reflex chases you, plus everyone will always have an illusion, always thinking that others must not be as fast as they run, plus your fat physique, giving people a sense of being able to catch up in minutes, hehe, and then press to the ground, the illusion of ravaging, so, basically, the other party will give up those tools and enter your rhythm. Got it?"

"Why do you have to push me to the ground, why do you want to ravage me?" Wang Fatzi looked innocent, completely ignoring the point.

"Hey, fat man, you're still young, you'll understand slowly!" Chen Pifu casually threw away the cigarette butt and asked, "Are you okay?"

"Boss, I can't do it anymore. Let's go!" the fat man gasped.

"Fart!" Chen Pifu looked serious, grabbed the fat man's shoulder excitedly, and shouted: "Fat man, Lao Tzu took you into the door at the beginning, but it was Master Guan who worshipped, you know! It's a brother, how could I leave you!"

"Good big brother...... " The fat man was also emotional, his eyes were red, and he hugged Chen Pifu tightly.

"Good brother...... the two hugged each other tightly.

Just as the two of them were talking to each other, noisy shouts and sporadic dog barking gradually came from the darkness in the distance.

"!" Chen Pifu woke up suddenly: "Even the dog has been brought, do you want to be so professional! Fatty, get up, the mad dog is coming!"

Wang Fatzi also changed color for it, and tried hard to support his fat body, but unfortunately the exhaustion of the whole body was like a tide, swept in, struggled for a long time, and did not stand up, so he said: "Boss, I can't stand up, ...... You don't care...... I...... Quick, you ...... yourself Huh, boss, what about you?"

I saw that Chen Pifu was already running more than ten meters away from Wang Fatzi, and while running, he shouted: "Fat man, you resist it, the eldest brother will avenge you!"

", boss, what about the second master Guan who said yes?"

"I asked you to go to visit Guan Erye, but I didn't ask you to be Guan Erye!"

"............," the fat man wailed, "Boss, don't leave me!"

"Hey, fat man, the eldest brother doesn't want to, you can go with peace of mind!" Chen Pifu let out a demonic laugh while running: "Wowhaha, fat man, don't worry, you can go with peace of mind...... Your wife, I will raise her!"

"Don't, big brother, I'm still a virgin!" The fat man looked at Chen Pifu's back as he gradually moved away, and wailed: "Big brother, don't leave me, I still have a 5TB small movie on my hard drive!"

"Huhuhu!" Wang Fatman lowered his head, panting heavily, snowflakes scattered on the back of his neck, with a hint of coolness, Wang Fatman's heart was full of despair and loneliness.

At this moment, a warm hand gently wrapped around his shoulder, and at the same time, warm words sounded in his ears.

"Don't be stupid, I'm your boss, how could I leave you?"

Wang Fatzi raised his head sharply and saw the familiar smiling face in the past. Once again, his eyes were red, and he shouted excitedly: "Good big brother......!"

"Good brother......" So the two hugged each other tightly.

Well, considering the factors of the pursuers behind, after a short hug between the two, they quickly began to run away.

Chen Pifu hugged the fat man and said: "Fat man, if the 5TB movie is a literary film, then you know the consequences!"

Wang Fatzi couldn't help but shudder, patted his chest, and promised: "Don't worry, big brother!

"Wowhaha, good brother, go, go!"

…………………………………

The two also don't know how long they have been running, and there are fewer and fewer houses around. It seems more and more remote.

"Huhuhu...... Boss, they shouldn't be able to catch up!" Fat Wang asked with a helpless expression.

"Don't give up, hold on, fat man!" Chen Pifu cheered up the fat man while looking at the surrounding environment.

There was no wilderness everywhere, and there was not even a place to hide.

Wang Fatzi also looked around and asked, "Boss, where are we going to run under this black light?"

Chen Pifu looked around, habitually lit a cigarette, and pondered.

After a cigarette, Chen Pifu looked in a distant direction and suddenly asked, "Fatty, do you feel this way?" It's as if someone or something is calling you in the dark?"

"Yes!" the fat man nodded without thinking.

"You feel this way too?" asked Chen Pifu in surprise.

"Hmm!" Wang Fatzi looked affirmative, and seemed to fall into some kind of memory: "Yes, why not, every time I pass by the door of the big health care, I will have this feeling!"

"..............." Chen Pifu looked at the fat man with hatred of iron and steel, shook his head and said: "You can't teach your son!"

"Boss, when is it, don't fix these useless, you quickly decide where to run, I can't hold it anymore, I'm cold and hungry, hurry up and find a place to stay!"

"Okay. Come with me!"

"Boss, why do you go over there!"

"There's light there!"

"Really, I didn't see anything!"

"Trust me, my eyes are always good!"

………………………..

Half an hour later, the two came to the door of a dilapidated church.

It is a typical Gothic-style church, and the whole is a bit dilapidated, with a faint light shining through the broken rose window.

"Haha, boss, there's really light, it's great, I'm about to freeze to death!"

"Hehe, don't you look at who I am, boss?"

"However, this place ......" the fat man looked around and said, "Boss, why is there a church in this place? Will there be female ......ghosts? What the hell!"

"Hey, you have two choices now! First, you will be caught up by the mad dogs and be ravaged to death, and second, if you go in, even if there is a female ghost, at least you will ravage her, and then be sucked dry to death by her! What do you think?"

"Haha, don't say it, boss, hearing you say that, I still have a little excitement in my heart!"

"Heh, man!" Chen Pifu sneered.

"Uh, no, Boss!"

"What's wrong with you!"

"I've heard that the church is full of foreigners, what if they don't take us in?"

"Don't worry, English is my forte, just leave the matter of communication to me!"

"Really? You can speak English?"

"Okay! It's easy to learn a few sentences in the movie!" Chen Pifu patted his chest, and then knocked lightly on the door.

With a "creak", the door of the church was knocked open.

Wind and snow rushed in along the doorway.

The two of them involuntarily stepped in. Then he closed the door with him, and whew, it was finally a little warmer.

The two looked around.

Rows of chairs, extremely shabby, with patches of skin covered with old yellow paint, revealing the dark brown wood underneath.

The stained glass around the top of the head is rendered with beautiful patterns. The whole church is large, enough to accommodate four or five hundred people, and along the middle aisle, a tall cross stands in the center of the church.

Underneath the cross, a purple coffin sits along.

Around the coffin were circles of candles, the light of which swayed in the sudden cold wind, but it did not go out, but burned hotter than before.

A slender figure, standing quietly in front of the coffin, one meter nine, dressed as a black priest, stood there quietly with his back to Chen Pifu and the others.

Huh, anyone?

Chen Pifu hurriedly quickened his pace, ran behind the priest, and shouted, "Priest, hello, hurry, hurry, fuck me!"

"....................." The priest's body shook violently, and it seemed that even the candle flame shook a little, only to see the priest slowly turn his head, revealing his handsome facial features and a bewildered face.

'Hah...... Sorry.......uh...... happy…… Oh no...... It's help me!' Chen Pifu explained embarrassedly.

"You can speak Chinese!" the priest said angrily.

"Haha, Chinese, that's great!" Chen Pifu hurriedly took out the cigarette, handed it over, and said very familiarly: "Brother, it's almost the New Year, and meeting is also fate, do me a favor!"

The priest didn't take the cigarette from Chen Pifu, but just looked at Chen Pifu quietly. Didn't speak either.

Chen Pifu didn't feel embarrassed, he naturally lit the cigarette, and then said: "Brother, I won't hide it from you, this person, being handsome is also a sin, tonight my brother and I were robbed of money and sex, you see if you can make it convenient, find a place for me and my brother to hide!"

The priest looked at Chen Pifu with a shocked face, and then looked at the fat man behind Chen Pifu who was already panting, his face was full of disbelief, the pair of sword eyebrows were tightly locked together, at this moment, he really couldn't understand how these two people in front of him suddenly appeared.

The priest habitually pressed his right ear, and after a moment, he said, "You better hurry up......!

Before the priest could finish speaking, Chen Pifu nodded sharply: "Okay, since that's the case, then we'll go, haha, brother, I'll invite you to tea another day." ”

Then he turned around and walked towards the gate of the church, almost dragging the fat man.

"Boss, what are you doing?" the fat man asked, looking confused.

"Shh......h Don't talk!, follow me!"

"Boss, what's the situation?"

"Be quiet, the priest's waist bulges, obviously with a guy, pressing his right ear from time to time, ninety percent of the time, it's a headset, don't you understand?"

"What do you understand?The waist is bulging, maybe it's a herniated disc in the waist, it's not normal to have a headset, I usually watch movies, in order to create a good rest environment for my family, I bring a headset!"

"Highlight your sister, don't talk nonsense, go with Lao Tzu, it's late at night, with guys, it's obvious that the other party is organized, I guess it's very likely that there will be a deal here, and then don't go, waiting to be wiped out?"

Not to mention, those who are mixed in the Tao basically have a deep understanding of the meaning of the word extinguishment.

When Wang Fatzi heard that he was going to be killed, he quickly shut up, and even sped up his pace a little.

The two came to the door after a while, and before Chen Pifu could open the door, a change protruded.

There was a loud "boom".

The whole door was torn apart.

The three figures were mixed with the wind and snow in the sky, and they broke in so arrogantly.