Chapter 278: Can't You Get Cheap (Three More Asking for a Monthly Pass)
Having said that, Nezha was stunned at this time.
A pair of big watery eyes stared at Sun Xiaokong.
Sun Xiaokong's scalp was a little numb when Nezha saw it, scratching his head and looking at a few people, a little embarrassed.
it!
One, three, five... Two, four, six, this division is completely insufficient.
What to do???
Do you have any good ideas?
Online etc......
Zhu Bajie looked at Sun Xiaokong with envy, and said in his heart: "Brother Monkey is Brother Monkey, with this charm, I can't reach it at any time." ”
Just thinking about it, Zhu Bajie inexplicably remembered the black bear spirit.
"Gross..."
When he thought of the black bear essence, Zhu Bajie felt that his stomach was tumbling, and his mother sold batches!
No envy.
Zhu Bajie: Women are all pink skeletons!
"Dead monkey, why don't you speak?" Nezha said as he looked at Sun Xiaoqi and bulged.
Sun Xiaokong: Life is full of surprises.
"What, have you eaten it?"
"Oh yes, no one eats, right?"
"Eat a peach..."
Sun Xiaokong also had no choice but to change the topic and say, "What, you haven't eaten ginseng fruit yet, right?"
"I'll give you a few ginseng fruits to eat, and I won't eat this ginseng fruit, I'll eat peaches and other coughs. ”
As he spoke, Sun Xiaokong distributed peaches and ginseng fruits to everyone.
Tang Sanzang and a few people did not refuse to come, and they gave them what to eat.
And Nezha and Zixia, Bai Jingjing, and Chun Thirty Niang followed the ginseng fruit, and took a bite to take a look at Sun Xiaokong...
Take a bite... Take a look at Sun Xiaokong...
With those resentful little eyes, Sun Xiaokong's scalp was a little numb.
Sun Xiaokong thought while eating peaches.
After a while, I only heard Sun Xiaokong look at a few people with a serious face and ask, "Do you believe that fate is arranged by God?"
Several people were a little puzzled when they heard Sun Xiaokong's words, and looked at each other, Zixia nodded, Nezha shook his head, Bai Jingjing and Chun Sanniang also shook their heads.
Actually, Sun Xiaokong was a little puzzled, this Nezha has indeed been flirting, and he doesn't have to talk about it.
Bai Jingjing is also an old acquaintance, and it is normal to like herself.
Zixia is purely a girl, fantasizing about the person she likes all day long.
But this spring thirty niang is a little intriguing.
Could it be that there is a way in this?
So what is this way?
Will it be the old moon?
In the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, Yue Lao couldn't help but shudder.
After hesitating for a while, Sun Xiaokong also figured out a truth.
There is a saying that three women are in one play, and these four women are even more difficult to do at the moment.
All, Sun Xiaokong decided to reverse a wave of routines first:
"Actually, God arranged for me to learn from the scriptures, and you can see this tight hoop on my head, it reminds me all the time that I can't be emotional. ”
"As long as I think about it in my heart, it will tighten more and more on my head, and I can't say anything!"
After speaking, Sun Xiaokong's eyes suddenly widened, pretending to be very painful, and then the whole person seemed to be experiencing something, and rolled directly on the ground.
"Sun Xiaokong..."
"Supreme Treasure..."
"Empty..."
"Brother Monkey ???"
Seeing Sun Xiaokong suddenly twitch like this, everyone was also panicked.
No, it was quite a coincidence, Guanyin just arrived.
As soon as Guanyin came, he saw Sun Xiaokong rolling on the ground, and he was also confused in an instant.
What's the situation???
I just came, and before I recited the mantra, you started to hurt?
Want to blackmail me?
"Amitabha. ”
Guanyin appeared above several people and said, "Sun Xiaokong." ”
"I've seen Avalokiteshvara. ”
When everyone heard Guanyin's words, they saluted and shouted in unison.
And Sun Xiaokong also got up from the ground and said solemnly: "Amitabha, I have seen Guanyin Bodhisattva." ”
"This hoop is really powerful, as soon as I move my heart, it begins to contract, tighter and tighter, and the pain is unspeakably painful. ”
After speaking, Sun Xiaokong also pretended to have a very painful face.
However, Sun Xiaokong's heart is happy, and Guanyin is really good.
I don't know what to do at this time, now it's okay, I don't need to talk about it myself, Guanyin must be arranged clearly.
When the time comes, separate the four of them and break them one by one!
Oh – exciting!
Drip!
"The routine was successful, and I obtained: Jindan × 100. ”
Drip!
"The anti-routine was successful, and I obtained: Jindan × 100. ”
Zixia and her party listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, and their faces were shocked in an instant, and they didn't know what to say.
It's not a taste to look at Sun Xiaokong.
In this case, wouldn't everyone be out of play?
"I don't know Sister Guanyin, but is there any way to remove the tight hoop from the empty head?"
Tang Sanzang looked at Guanyin and asked curiously.
"Amitabha. ”
Guanyin shook his head and said: "This hoop is the will of heaven, when you obtain the true scriptures and become famous, the hoop will naturally be able to be removed." ”
"I'm here to urge you to set off quickly, and it's been a long time since I learned the scriptures. ”
When Zixia heard this, her face was very struggling and said, "Isn't that that the Supreme Treasure going to marry me, and I have to wait until after learning the scriptures?"
"We are together, and we can only be together after learning the scriptures?"
"How long will it take?"
Bai Jingjing and Chun Sanniang were also stunned.
"It's three or five years, and it's one or two decades. ”
"Besides, Sun Xiaokong is an empty man, how can he marry you?" Guanyin replied.
Listening to Guanyin's words, everyone was suddenly stunned, and they all turned their eyes to Sun Xiaokong.
Sun Xiaokong borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, pretending to be affectionate and said, "What is the love in the world?"
"If the two love for a long time, how can it be in the morning and twilight? ”
"Learning from the scriptures is a great task from heaven, I should let go of the little love in my heart to complete the great love in the world. ”
"When I am successful and retire, it will be the time for us to live and fly. ”
After speaking, Sun Xiaokong pretended to have an unbearable headache, with a little sadness and helplessness in his eyes.
In other words, when Guanyin saw this scene, he felt inexplicably in his heart - comfortable!
That's right, watching Sun Xiaokong being beaten with a stick, Guanyin couldn't mention how happy he was.
Moreover, Sun Xiaokong's attitude seems to have changed a lot now, and Guanyin feels that this tight hoop has worked.
Flattered!
On the Spirit Mountain.
When he saw this scene, he also showed a smile on his face, and said in his heart: "Mom, you finally can't be cheap, right?"
"Oh - exciting!"
In the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
The Jade Emperor's face was depressed, too sad.
Heart:
You've changed after all.
How can I save you, idol?
No...
The Jade Emperor was unwilling, and his mother sold batches.
After thinking about it, the Jade Emperor got up and gave Lao Jun a look, motioning for Lao Jun to take a step to speak.
The Jade Emperor said: The youth of the Lord must not end like this.
The other immortals in Heavenly Court looked at each other, and their faces were not very good.
It's not Sun Xiaokong's constant thing.
Rather, this time I lost again, it was too difficult.
Why is it that when it comes to Sun Xiaokong's affairs, the Jade Emperor always wins?