"It's not bad, it's still a good life, now you mention the matter of the grove to me, I feel that there is ice ballast in my ditch, I don't dare to shake my ass now, I'm afraid that I will work hard, my shit scum is piercing my ass, you don't know how uncomfortable I feel now, it's like dying, Li Yuan pouted and muttered. ”

It's not you, what's the situation, why did you go out at noon to make an appointment, is it Zhu Xiaoying putting pressure on you again? Let me tell you, now these women can't get used to it, you have to clean her up, as long as she is disobedient and dares to resist, then you can greet her with a big mouth and "click", not polite at all, I watched Zhu Xiaoying also leave, I can say this unscrupulously.

"Come on, you can pull a few down, you're embarrassed to brag about me, I don't know what your situation is, you belong to the kind of person who watches B music and sticks to Bshe, you are embarrassed to say, have you forgotten how you are courteous to Yang Tianshu every day, wearing short sleeves in heavy snowy weather, you have to buy spicy hot for others, and your object, have you forgotten it, Li Yuanyi said. ”

"I'm grass" Are you eating Xuanmai with this mouth? How can you say that, when did this idea change so quickly, is this still you, are you a fake Li Yuan, are you the legendary thousand-faced Langjun? Good at disguise techniques, but this Li Yuan has nothing to pretend to be, could it be that you also like Zhu Xiaoying? I said suspiciously, and at the same time pulled Li Yuan's ten-centimeter-thick face with my hand.

There is nothing different about this feel, the hard face, the stubble that pierces the hands, the thick pores, and the nose hair that leaks out of eight or nine heels, these are all characteristics that Li Yuan should have.

"Okay," you don't pinch me here, Li Yuan opened my hand and sorted out the nose hair that came out all of a sudden, maybe the nose hair was a little long, a little itchy, Li Yuan also sucked his nose a few times, and then his nose was banned, and he gently pulled the nose hair with two fingers, and pulled it hard, and the nose hair in the nostrils was pulled out and thrown directly to the bottom.

"I'm grass, this is too much of a handful, isn't it, it's so hard? I've tried it before, but it's a little too painful, I can't accept it, I will hurt to shed tears when I pull one, this Li Yuan directly pulled down eight or nine heels, I saw that the nostrils were red, and there were traces of blood oozing. ”

Li Yuan....Your nose seems to be bleeding, maybe you just pulled your nose hair a little too hard, is it that the capillaries were broken by you? I pointed to Li Yuan's nose.

"Ah...?It's okay, it's nothing, Li Yuan wiped his nose indifferently, and then poked his index finger into his nostrils. ”

That's right, I'm right, just poke it in, stabbed it in, almost half an index finger long, I saw Li Yuan's fingers turning vigorously in the nostrils, making that kind of "click" sound, a bit like the friction between the nail and the nose hair, and a bit like the collision between the nail and the bridge of the nose, anyway, the sound is quite special.

Li Yuan's action lasted for about thirty or forty seconds, as Li Yuan breathed vigorously, he slowly pulled out his fingers, I glanced at the fingers, and almost didn't give me a whole vomit, the tips of the fingers were black, and a little yellow, mixed with a hint of red.

I think Li Yuan has to tear a piece of paper to wipe it, but I didn't expect Li Yuan to wipe it at all, he just rubbed it vigorously on his clothes, and I was so blindfolded when I saw it, what kind of stimulation did this Li Yuan have, why do you feel that this mental state is a little abnormal, a little tiger!!

"Zhang Feng, listen to me tell you, didn't we go to the grove at noon today, it's the grove behind our school, aren't the couples dating there in the summer, the scenery is quite good, and the place is spacious, there are no people this winter, it's white everywhere, it's the same as a fairy tale world, isn't it? Li Yuan said to me. ”

Hmm....you're right, I don't know what Li Yuan wants to express when he says this, I can only cooperate with him to perform, otherwise he will be embarrassed alone, anyway, there is no one in this class now, just me and Li Yuan, the second dog has already gone upstairs to find Qi Tian and them.

Originally, this was a very good date, maybe the buns we ate in the morning were a little unhygienic, we just arrived at the grove, my stomach reacted, and I kept grunting, and soon I had the urge to, but that feeling was still bearable, but the sky doesn't follow people's wishes, this disaster is coming, Li Yuan said and said that his face was a little depressed.

"What's wrong? What's going on?" I asked, a little confused. ”

Li Yuan blinked his little eyes and said to me innocently: At this time, I was a little uncomfortable, so I covered my stomach, and then I raised my buttocks slightly, because this position is more comfortable for me, and my stomach is not so uncomfortable.

Unexpectedly, at this time, Zhu Xiaoying may have been a little angry at my posture, and "snapped" according to my stomach, and then kicked me directly into the snowdrift, directly me into a dog and eating, and gnawing on a mouth full of mud.

"I ..... grass, didn't you ask Zhu Xiaoying why?"

Why didn't you ask, I said why did you suddenly beat me up, but I didn't expect her to reply so lightly: I see why is your posture so annoying?

"That's it, you're unlucky, I can understand you, I nodded sympathetically. ”

Then Li Yuan grabbed my hand with an expression of wanting to cry, and his big face was directly pasted, which scared me so much that I was excited, could it be that Li Yuan wanted to kiss me, I hurriedly took a step back: What are you going to do? Don't be impulsive!!

You don't have to be afraid, I don't bite, I'm just complaining to you, just Zhu Xiaoying's set of actions, I really can't hold the back door, I "poof", I rushed out, that thing is not bad at all, all my pants are on, cotton pants and pants are very wet, fortunately, the smell outside is not so obvious, and the waist is embarrassed;

At that time, I was embarrassed to say that I pulled my pants inside, if I let her know, then where to put my face, what a shame, this noon and this sin, needless to say, after I came back, I hurriedly ran to the toilet and wiped the toilet paper vigorously, which is a lot better, and now there is still it in the trouser pocket, Li Yuan pointed to his pants.

I looked in the direction of Li Yuan's point, and when I saw it, it was really a little yellow, and there were a lot of traces on it, I went away in an instant, and jumped up directly: Grandma is a bear, Li Yuan, you are still so close to me when you pull your pants, you almost kissed me just now, you are so inhuman.........

"That, Zhang Feng, listen to me....."

"Big brother... Don't say it, I don't want to listen to it now, I'll go upstairs first to find Brother Tian and they went, I hurriedly ran out of the class at a speed of eighty miles per second, and went straight to the floor of the second year of junior high school. ”

Maybe I'm overestimating my own strength, I haven't run two steps yet, I saw a huge figure next to me, "whoosh" flew past me at once, I don't have to think about it, I know, it must be Li Yuan, except for this animal, no one else can have this speed.

After coming to the second floor, I saw Qi Tian and them, as well as Zhang Qi and their group, and the two dogs were also among them, a group of people were chattering, and from time to time the two dogs also roared in two voices, which made everyone laugh.

"What are you two doing in the class, when I left, I saw that they were about to hug each other, didn't you two want something to happen?" ”

the calf, why don't you come and what happens, I glanced at Xiao Meng who was leaning on the windowsill, and instantly surprised me, in the morning, Zhang Qi told me that Xiao Meng's match today is wonderful, I haven't paid much attention to it, this look I really shocked me.

Xiao Meng was wearing a gray suit jacket, a black shirt inside, a red children's tie, a pair of white sweatpants underneath, a pair of black sneakers under his feet, his hair combed like the old traitor, leaning on the windowsill, his head raised at a 45-degree angle, and his face was full of vicissitudes and melancholy.

"Brother Tian, what's wrong with Xiao Meng, what are you stimulating, why are you dressed like this, I whispered to Qi Tian. ”

"Who knows, I started to dress up early in the morning, and then I looked like a bear, and I had to give him a whole rose, he wanted to hold it in his mouth, I gave him something to do it, and I was not afraid of the burrs in his mouth, Qi Tian rubbed his face with a troubled face. ”

"You don't understand, this is called literature and art, this is called Fan, my outfit is completely to imitate the dress of Shanghai in the last century, I think Xu Wenqiang also wore it like this, Ding Li has imitated it, Xiao Meng heard the sound and walked over, that small step for you to go, just get a crutch in your hand. ”

"How many can you pull down, who is sick, still wearing like this, do you think they are all like you, it seems that they are particularly mentally abnormal, Lei Ye unceremoniously scolded Xiao Meng. ”

"Definitely...... Definitely...... Fei Ye ......" Xiao Meng said three non in a row.

"You don't think you're a poop, you seem to be very sick, look at your two steps for you, don't wear out the basket, I thought you had in your crotch, did you prickle your gut? Qi Tian burst into a foul language at Xiao Meng. ”