Chapter Ninety-Four: Am I Ugly?
Zhang Qi said this for a reason, one purpose is to narrow the distance between me and Qi Tian, and the other is to tell others that my relationship with Qi Tian has been put on this line, and if anyone wants to move me in the future, they will have to weigh it, and there is a Qi Tian in the second year of junior high school behind me;
The other is that Zhang Qi means to tell Qi Tian, this time you have something to do, I will go on it, or I will go alone, I haven't shrunk, when I have something, you Qi Tian may not go? If you don't help me, then someone will definitely scold you for the basket, you Qi Tian should understand everything.
Although Qi Tian just wanted to win over Zhang Qi at the beginning, using him to study sports, and there were many buddies around him who studied sports, and winning Zhang Qi alone, it was equivalent to bringing Zhang Qi's group over, and he could also help him clean up Yang Kai, now it seems that Qi Tian has completely cleaned up Zhang Qi.
Hehe, it's interesting enough, something squeaks in the future, Qi Tian patted Zhang Qi on the shoulder.
Okay, Brother Tian!!
After our group returned to the teaching building, Qi Tian and they returned to the second floor of junior high school, and Zhang Qi and I said hello and went back to our own classes;
At this time, the head teacher was not in the class, probably not back, Li Yuan and I pushed open the door and walked in, after returning to the seat, we both grinned, we didn't dare to sit on the chair too hard, they were all in a half-squatting state, it was really painful.
Zhang Feng, what's wrong with the two of you? Why are you like this? Why are you covered in injuries after going out for a while, can't it be another war? Yang Tianshu turned around and asked me.
Uh-huh, I scratched my head in embarrassment.
Yang Tianshu's little face immediately stiffened when he heard this, and he said to me: Why are you two so willing to fight now? Is it so good to fight? I just finished fighting at noon, and now I am fighting again? I see, you two don't go to school here, you two should go to Shaolin Temple, where you should be able to fight every day.
No, I don't want to go to Shaolin Temple, I don't want to be a monk, I want to be a soldier, I want to be a Chinese People's Liberation Army to protect our motherland, Li Yuan shook his head and said indignantly!!
Still a soldier, you go to be an ice ballast, I muttered, looked at Yang Tianshu and said with a smile: What's the matter, are you caring about me? I can feel the fluctuation in your heart at this time, looking at me must be very distressing, I understand.
"Phew" You are really shameless, why are you so thick-skinned, I still care about you, what do you have to do with me, I don't even bother to take care of you, after saying that, Yang Tianshu turned around as soon as he shook his head, his hair shook my face, I couldn't help but sneeze, and it happened to spray on Yang Tianshu's back.
Zhang Feng..... Are you going to die, why are you so dirty, you actually sneeze at me, it's really disgusting to me, "vomit", Yang Tianshu sat with a vomiting expression, hurriedly took out a tissue from his pocket to wipe it, with a look of disgust, and threw it directly on my body after wiping.
I took the paper towel I threw and stuffed it into the table, I thought it was cool to cut my hair, and then gently patted Yang Tianshu's shoulder from behind, I took a breath very shamelessly, smelled the fragrance on Yang Tianshu's body, it was so fragrant, I even drooled.
Yang Tianshu turned around, looked at my expression, frowned and asked, "What are you doing, Zhang Feng?" Looking at me with this expression, the corners of his mouth are still dripping, is it a stroke? If you have a stroke, hurry up and take a look!!
I wiped the corners of my mouth and said, what the hell, I didn't have a stroke, this is a natural reaction, you just don't understand;
yes, I don't understand, what the hell are you doing?
Do you think I'm handsome, I asked with a grin.
You actually asked me if you were handsome? You can't use the word handsome to describe you, do you know?" Yang Tianshu said.
What do you mean? Am I already suave at this time, and Kubi is home? The word handsome is no longer worthy of me? You can't find the words that can describe me?
Can you not disgust me, you don't deserve the word handsome at all, you don't have any edges, you look so good, and you're not tall, where are you handsome?
And this face of yours, the nose is blue and the face is swollen, the eye sockets are blue, one side of the face is high and the other face is low, what kind of handsome, I think it's almost ugly, at this time I really want to write you an essay to describe you, and it can be regarded as saying my inner thoughts.
What kind of composition? Is it a compliment to me? You can write it, if the material is not enough, I can provide you with material, I said with a smile.
Can you write a compliment to you, why am I so rare about you, I want to write about my ugly back table, do you have the material? Can you provide me with a little? Yang Tianshu looked at me and asked.
Hey, it's a little hard, I really can't find out where I'm ugly, I can't find such material at all, I really can't help you.
Are you okay?
Forehead... In fact, there is nothing to do, just idle and nothing, I just want to chat with you, I want to see your face, to moisturize and recuperate my wounded soul, I looked at Yang Tianshu and said very seriously.
, don't call me if you're fine, I don't have time to take care of you when you're idle, I still have to study, who has time to play with you all day long, you think I'm like you, don't call me if you have something, I don't know if I'm annoying, I'm idle to see you very angry, stay away from me, Yang Tianshu turned around angrily after speaking.
At this time, Zhu Xiaoying's chubby little head turned around and whispered to me: You'd better not mess with my sister, you know? She has been coming to her aunt these days, and she has some other things, which is very unhappy, and you don't know how to provoke her at noon, you better be careful.
Oh, I see, but I don't know what I messed with her at noon, and I don't have any, I really can't think of it;
If I can't think of it, then I can't do anything, and I can't help you, Zhu Xiaoying turned around after speaking.
Li Yuan, Li Yuan, I poked Li Yuan's ass from the bottom;
I, Cao, "hiss" Li Yuan grinned at me: Zhang Feng, what are you doing, can you not poke my ass, the grandson of the teaching director is very heavy, I still have a hot pain in the gutter, as if I have been guilty of old hemorrhoids for many years, Li Yuan rubbed his buttocks.
Sorry, I'm sorry, I forgot, Li Yuan, do you say I'm handsome? I looked at Li Yuan and asked with a serious expression.
Big brother, can you not be disgusting? Originally, the teaching director cleaned up, I am depressed enough now, and when you ask me like this now, I am even more depressed, I have a feeling that I am going to pull it out, you let me stop for a while, okay, big brother, you have pity on me, Li Yuan had a bitter expression, as if someone had stabbed him with a chrysanthemum.
It's so heart-wrenching, I'm a little suspicious of my appearance now, I touched my face and said to myself.
Zhang Feng, Zhang Feng, the little fat man in the back whispered to me;
What's up, little fat man?, I asked, turning my head.
Did you just get into a fight upstairs? and you were caught by the dean, didn't you?
How do you know? Did you go too?
I didn't, I listened to what Zhu Chen said, the little fat man whispered to me, obviously afraid of being heard by Zhu Chen.
Hehe, yes!!
Then what about you, it's nothing, I heard Zhu Chen say that Yang Kai and his people who studied sports have also passed, what about many people, you haven't suffered a loss, right?
No, I didn't suffer a loss, but fortunately the teaching director came in time, otherwise, I would have hung up today, but ah, this teaching director is really ruthless, it hurts me to death, I don't want to go to that security room anymore, what kind of security room is there, it's just an interrogation room.
If you don't be ruthless, how can you call the living Hades, but I don't think you guys are a big deal, I guess the dean is not too ruthless, and the students who caused trouble in the past were really carried out by the dean to the security room.
Do you think that this dean is such a college student, and he is not afraid to beat up the students?
I haven't heard of this yet, but no one has reported that the teaching director has broken any of the students, most of them are some skin injuries, and it will be good to raise them for two or three days.
What you said seems to be true, but I feel a little pain in the flesh, and I don't feel anything else, it seems that this teaching director is quite measured, I rubbed my gutter and said.
That is, if he didn't have a little measure, wouldn't the students all be ruined by him, and he, the dean, would not be able to do it;
When I heard you say this, I remembered something, and the monkey suddenly interjected.
What's the matter?, the little fat man asked, narrowing his eyes.
When he came back, a relative of mine who was a soldier said that when the recruits first joined the army, they were often beaten in order to get rid of their bad problems, and one of them was to put a book on the chest and hit them with a fist or a small hammer, so that there would be no internal injuries and external scars.
But it will hurt for a long time, and there is also a thin board to whip the arms, legs, buttocks, back, this kind of muscle-rich place, so that it will not break and will not go up to the bones, as long as you master the strength and position, it will only leave a little bruise on the body.
Oh my grass, do you know how to calculate, or what? Why are you so accurate? I asked curiously.
How can I count, I just heard about it, and I don't know, the monkey explained.
The monkey is right, my dad was a soldier, and I also heard him say, I watched the set of actions of the teaching director today, I said why is it so familiar, and the monkey said that the teaching director was a soldier, right? Li Yuan gently twisted his big ass and turned around and said.
Yes, I have been a soldier, and many people know it;
That's right, this set must be in the army, didn't I hear the director of teaching still say that according to the old rules, this is a habit developed in the army, even my dad always said to follow the old rules, they are very ruthless, and there is proportion, it is really not dead and you have to peel off a layer of skin, you can't check anything in the hospital, it's just a small injury outside the skin.