Dadezi and I received an invitation from Bai Wuchang Xie Bi'an to attend his wedding, and I don't know how many marriages this old ghost is, anyway, I took a lot of aunts and wives and the like, if this had been placed in the yang world, it would have been given to Haibian by the people, then Xie Bi'an wouldn't talk about his appearance, if it weren't for a little power in his hands, he wouldn't be so rampant, I thought that the laws of the underworld were better than those in the yang, but who would have thought that the underworld also had this kind of place to hide dirt and dirt, just when I and Dadezi sighed, suddenly someone behind me patted me.

I looked back and saw an extremely obscene middle-aged man standing behind me, this man had small eyes and a big nose, but he had pimples on his face when he was middle-aged, I looked at the man and said: You have something.

Hey, two little brothers, can you take a step to speak? As we spoke, the man showed us to a place where no one was and said to the two of us: "Two little brothers, I see that you are going to the underworld for the first time, do you want to do something, buy a map of the capital."

I glanced at this ghost and it turned out that this product was here to sell things to me and Dadezi, we glanced at him and turned around to leave, and the ghost saw that we were not interested in what he was selling, and walked over and said: Are the two not interested, since the two of them have high vision, I still have this, saying that there is a thing, we looked at it, startled, it is actually a Yin deed, you must know that this thing is not available to ordinary ghosts, you Yin Deed is awarded by the Jade Emperor in the sky to people who have contributed to the underworld, how did this ghost get it, I asked with interest: ; One; Root; Read, what is this thing and what is the use.

The ghost saw that I was interested in the Yin Deed, so he said: Or this little brother knows the goods, this thing is big, you don't look at it as a plain paper, but it has a big name called the Yin Deed, with this thing the two can freely shuttle through the underworld, I don't think the two are dead souls at all, they must have come to the underworld through the method of passing through the yin, you must know that this kind of thing is detrimental to the virtue of the yin, or buy a Yin deed.

I took the You Yin deed and looked at it, I thought it was true, but I saw that the big seal of the Jade Emperor at the end was exposed, the big seal of the Jade Emperor was obviously engraved later, and the mark on it was still fresh.

Da Dezi asked at this time: Xiaofeng, why don't you buy the Yin Deed?

I took one look at the two goods and said, "That's fake."

Da Dezi scratched his head and said: What is actually a fake, TMD actually dares to deceive Lao Tzu, Da Dezi is about to turn his head and want to go back to find the middle-aged ghost to settle accounts.

Before Dadezi came to find the middle-aged ghost and walked around to the two of us, he was obviously a little angry and looked at us fiercely and said: You two stinky boys, uncle, I said for a long time, you are actually indifferent, it is obviously playing your master, I see that you two are stealing this time, if I find a bad deal, I think you two are not easy to deal with, and happily take some benefits, the lord is happy and may let you go.

Before I could speak, the fiery Da Dezi had long been unable to bear it, a dragon Xiang, a golden dragon rose The obscene middle-aged ghost was immediately hit into the sky, after a miserable scream, the soul was scattered, but this time it attracted a yin difference, I and Da Dezi were just about to run by several yin cha to surround us, those yin cha pulled out the knife in their hands, surrounded us, and the first one said to the two of us: What are you, you dare to make a mistake in the underworld.

I glared at Da Dezi, he was too reckless, and now he is in trouble. I hurriedly stepped forward and said: Ladies and gentlemen, we are Mr. Yin and Yang above, and we came down today to congratulate Master Xie on his new marriage.

The ghost sent me to report the name of Bai Wuchang and hesitated for a while, because Da Dezi just used Taoism, at this time provoked the black impermanence Fan Wu Rescue, you must know that this is the underworld, there should not be Yang fluctuations, just now Da Dezi's hand dragon transformation technique caused the underworld to appear yang, Fan Wusu thought that someone broke into the underworld, so he took someone to see what was going on, I saw that Hei Impermanence came and hurriedly stepped forward to say hello and said: Master Fan! You can come, my two brothers are here today to congratulate Master Xie, I didn't expect to meet a bastard here, we reasoned with it, but that ghost actually acted rough on the two of us, and there was no way for my brother to teach him a lesson.

Hei Wuchang glanced at me and Da Dezi and snorted coldly, and then the leading yin also came over and said to Hei Wuchang: Master Fan, what should you do about this. Hei Wuchang waved his hand and said to the yincha: The misunderstanding is over, and then said to me and Dadezi: You two juniors come with me.

Seeing that I knew Da Dezi and Fan Wuxuan, the messenger hurriedly walked over to us and said: The two of you just had a misunderstanding, and we are also routine, so please don't mind, I hope you will say a few more kind words in front of Master Fan.

I smiled at the yin cha and didn't speak, turned around and followed Fan Wusu away, and on the street, Fan Wuxuan turned around and said to the two of us: You two juniors really don't make people worry, you must know how much of a sin it is to make trouble in the underworld, if it is not me who comes out today but someone else, I don't think this matter will be so good, remember to check more in front of me in the future.

Da Dezi and I nodded, looking back on it, it was really dangerous just now, the light map was so fast for a while, if it really caused something, it would be difficult to end it at that time, and if you think about it, your head is sweating.

Fan Wusu took us to Bai Wuchang's mansion and said to the two of us: Two juniors, you go in first, I still have some things, I can arrive later, and then Hei Wuchang left, I and Dadezi looked back at the Bai Impermanence Mansion and were stunned, this is too magnificent, it is just like a Suzhou garden, it can be seen from this mansion, how much is this Bai Impermanence, I and Dadezi sighed and walked in.

As soon as he entered the door, he was intercepted by an old ghost and said: "The two of you are here to congratulate?"

We both nodded, and the old ghost said, "Please register there now." I and Dadezi to the concierge there is someone to register for us, after the two of us handed the congratulatory gifts, sure enough, those people have a different attitude towards us, treat us like guests, come to the main hall, at this time there are already a lot of ghosts, I have opened my eyes today, it is simply a group of demons and monsters, all kinds of demons and monsters have arrived, we picked up an inconspicuous position and sat down, someone brought tea, I drank a sip and almost didn't spit it out, this water is cold, drink in the mouth are pulled teeth, is this hospitality? But I saw that those demons and monsters were drinking very elegantly, could it be that I couldn't adapt to it with Dadezi? After thinking about it, this underworld is dark all year round, so there is no such thing as hot food, and it seems that I have to follow the local customs.

Time is not big, the huge hall has been full of demons and monsters, and we listen to a table, these ghosts are too distinctive, a table sits ten people, next to me is a horse-faced monster, and next to Dadezi is a monster with a bull's head, if I guess correctly, these two guys are bull heads and horse faces, and a monster with one eye, and a demon with a blue body, I heard that the one-eyed monster has a very loud name called flood, as long as it appears wherever it appears, where there will be floods, remember the most classic is that in the late Yuan Dynasty and early Ming Dynasty, the people in the Yellow River area had dug up a stone statue, the stone statue and this one-eyed monster look exactly the same, and there is a limerick poem written behind it, Mo Dao Shiren has one eye, instigating the Yellow River to rebel in the world. And the blue-haired evil ghost is one of the top ten ghost generals, the strong ghost king, and the rest of the unknown monsters seem to be very famous, so I won't introduce them one by one.

After greeting those ghosts for a while, suddenly there was a sound of gongs and drums outside, and then I saw Bai Wuchang wearing a snow-white plain clothes, walking in front, and someone carrying a sedan chair behind him, presumably the sedan chair should be Bai Wuchang's aunt's wife, Bai Wuchang came in and everyone got up, only to see Bai Wuchang smiling and smiling at everyone and said: Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to attend the next wedding, I thank you for my aunt first, and then bowed to everyone, and then there was thunderous applause below. Bai Wuchang kicked the sedan door according to the custom, took the bride, and saw that the bride was dressed differently, wearing a phoenix crown and a hijab on her head, and walked in with Bai Wuchang.

After seeing it, Da Dezi and I secretly sighed in our hearts how nice it would be if this bride could marry me, but unfortunately this is all a dream! It can't become a reality, it seems that a good cabbage has been arched by a pig! After Bai Wuchang walked into the hall, someone said: The auspicious time has come to worship heaven and earth!

Wait, Bai Wuchang waved his hand and said: My brother hasn't come yet, I'm waiting.

As we all know, black and white impermanence are the most important in their lives, and now black impermanence does not come, and white impermanence absolutely refuses to worship the church, fortunately, white impermanence does not wait for a long time, black impermanence has arrived, and then the officiant sees that black impermanence has also arrived and begins to shout: The auspicious time has come!

Your Excellency Judge has arrived! Just when worshipping in the hall, suddenly someone shouted that everyone stood up, you must know that the position of the judge is quite large in the underworld, it can be said that in addition to the king of Hades is the judge, today is the day of Bai Wuchang's wedding, the judge must come to congratulate, I saw a person walking in from the door, surrounded by the left and right, looking very noble, looking at this person, wearing ancient clothes, a red face with a beard, holding a thick book in his left hand, and holding a judge in his right hand, this is the judge, the judge's surname is Cui Xiangchuan, Judge Cui's name is Jue, and he is a person from the Sui and Tang Dynasties. Tang Zhenguan entered the seventh year (633) and was the eldest son of Luzhou. It is said that it can "manage the affairs of the sun during the day, break the injustice of the underworld at night, and pick people and ghosts, which is better than a god." There are many legends of Cui Jue's case, among which the story of "Ming Jue's Evil Tiger Hurting People" is the most widespread. The story says: There is a big mountain at the junction of the southwest of Changzi County and Qinshui, called Diaohuangling, and there are often fierce beasts in the past. One day, a woodcutter went up the mountain to chop wood and was eaten by a tiger, his widowed mother was in pain, and went to the court to shout grievances. Xian in front of the mountain temple will be recited and offered to the gods, and then a tiger from behind the temple burst out, to the front of the Xian, let it be bound with iron chains. The evil tiger was detained to the county office, and Jue was immediately promoted to the court. In the hall, Jue counted the crimes of the evil tiger for hurting people, and the evil tiger nodded again and again. The final verdict: "The crime of cannibalism should not be forgiven." The tiger touched the stairs and died. At that time, Tang Taizong died suddenly because he was involved in the case of Jinghe Laolong, and went to Yin Si Sancao to confront him. So Wei Zheng trusted him to repair the book, and Cui Jue not only protected Tang Taizong's safe return to Yang, but also privately added 20 years of yang life to him. On the way back to Yang, Taizong encountered sixty-four smoke and dust swept by him, and thousands of unjust souls who died tragically in the seventy-two grass robberies came to ask for their lives, and Cui Jue came forward to resolve the dispute and help Li Shimin borrow a treasury of gold and silver to appease the ghosts, and Taizong had to get out. Cui Jue also became famous because of this, and made a windfall from it. After Cui Jue's death, the people set up temples in many places to worship.

All the demons and monsters present knelt down and saluted when they saw the judge, of course, this also includes me and Dadezi, the judge nodded and said: Everyone get up, today is the day of Xie Xiandi's great joy, so don't come to this set.

I looked up and saw that this Judge Cui was really different, the big one in my left hand should be the legendary book of life and death, and the one in my right hand was the judge.

After everyone got up, Bai Wuchang began to worship heaven and earth, one worship heaven and earth, and the second worship high hall, this high hall is naturally only a judge, husband and wife worship, Bai Wuchang and the woman bowed, and the ceremony became! At this time, I don't know who said to see the appearance of the bride, Bai Wuchang had to remove the hijab, when the hijab was removed, Dadezi and I were stunned, it turned out to be her.