"Haha! I'm laughing to death! Uncle Fu Bao!"

Fu Shubao pressed the phone to open the door.

"Fu Shubao! Come on!" Sophie, like a child who couldn't wait to share her joy, jumped up and pulled Fu Shubao to the living room.

She pushed Fu Shubao to sit on the sofa, and handed over the mobile phone as if she was squatting and offering a treasure: "You listen to Xiao Ning's message?"

Fu Shubao pressed it open, and an unfamiliar female voice came out: "Sophie, you are really warm-hearted, and you still come to greet you after so long." ”

"Listen to the next paragraph, quick!" Sophie pointed to her phone.

"The scumbag was cheeky and pretended to be okay at the beginning, and then the one-eyed dragon, the big guy who forced him to eat/C, came to the company from time to time to block him, and he resigned soon after!"

"Keep listening, there's a lot to come!" Sophie grinned.

"The best thing is that someone in the company overheard their conversation, it turned out that the big guy ate both men and women, and he fell in love with the scumbag and forced him to be a junior, it should be said that he was a shared mistress between the big guy and the sister-in-law, hehe!"

"Male and female?" Fu Shubao's eyes almost popped out.

Sophie laughed back and forth, and slapped Fu Shubao's thigh: "Listen again, hahaha!"

"Before the scumbag left, I thought about two lines of poetry to mourn this love, and wrote a couplet to him. ”

Sophie smiled so hard that she couldn't stand up straight on Uncle Fu's lap.

Fu Shubao tensed his body, stiffened his hands and feet to push the mobile phone screen down, and when he saw those two poems, he forgot to be awkward, and laughed.

Xiao Ningyong wrote: "You try to broadcast in the front garden, but it blooms in the backyard." ”

"Haha! This Xiao Ning is really literate, hahaha!" Fu Shubao almost laughed.

"Blooming in the backyard is the end of the scumbag, haha!" Sophie supported Fu Shubao's leg with one hand, and patted his chest with the other.

The two laughed for a while, and Fu Shubao asked, "Cool?"

Sophie smiled a little, rolled her eyes and thought: "It can't be said to be cool, everything has a cause and effect, like those two poems say, if you sow the seed, it will naturally bloom." ”

"But I didn't expect the flowering to be in the wrong place. ”

"Well, actually, I have a little feeling in my heart, the good young man is ruined like this!" Sophie raised two fingers.

"Maybe that's the life he likes to live?"

Thinking of Ben's radiant and backward posture, Sophie shrugged: "Maybe!"

"Okay! It's over, it's okay!" Fu Shubao was sincerely happy, this matter was officially over, and Sophie really walked out.

"Whew, I'm fine in the morning, okay!" Sophie wrinkled her nose.

"Yes, yes, you are the most open-minded and the strongest. Fu Shubao said seriously.

"You still need to say it!" said Sophie, holding her phone in the palm of her hand.

Uncle Fu looked at the mobile phone display, and at 11:54, he received the mobile phone behind his back: "I want to run away when I wake up?"

"Big brother, it's almost twelve!" Sophie pointed to the wall clock on the wall.

"Six more minutes of talk, no, seven minutes. ”

"Is there a difference between six minutes and seven minutes?" Sophie gave a look of innocence.

Yes, seven minutes is past twelve o'clock, and my twenty-seventh birthday can be regarded as with you, Fu Shubao said in his heart.

"What do you want to eat tomorrow night?" Uncle Fu said.

"Egg custard. Sophie said without thinking.

"The requirements are so low, how can I show my skills!" Fu Shubao was dissatisfied.

"The egg custard you made is the best I've ever tasted, and they have a big appetite. ”

"Okay, just make egg custard. Fu Shubao grinned widely.

"Tomato and egg soup?"

"Eggs again?"

"Olive cabbage?"

"Yes. ”

The two chatted and chatted until 12:05, and Uncle Fu was satisfied and called Sophie to sleep, and he had a good night's sleep.

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The next morning, Sophie changed her clothes and came out to see Uncle Fu having breakfast.

"Eat so much early in the morning?" Sophie added. Fu Shubao was eating noodles with six eggs next to him.

"Gather enough strength to be a chef tonight!" Fu Shubao put down his chopsticks and said.

"Be careful, it's broken!" said Sophie, turning back to the cloakroom.

Putting on her coat and looking in the mirror, she always felt that the color of the silk scarf did not match, and she couldn't find the silk scarf she wanted to wear in the cloakroom, so she went to the balcony to find it.

Pulling open the balcony door, several birds pecking at food were scared away, and she took the silk scarf and turned it back.

"Fei Fei, do you want to eat eggs?" asked Uncle Fu.

"No! Time is a little tight. ”

Sophie came out neatly dressed and holding her bag, and Fu Shubao handed over a fresh-keeping bag and a can of coffee.

"Let's eat on the road!" Uncle Fu kept a wooden face, and his voice was a little quiet.

Sophie took a look at the two large eggs that had been peeled off in the crisper bag, and she laughed out loud: "Elementary school students?"

"Don't adults eat eggs?" said Uncle Fu.

"Eat. Sophie couldn't help but smile and looked Fu Shubao up and down exaggeratedly, "I feel more and more that you have the potential to be a good mother." ”

"My mom won't help me peel my shell, and I'm not handicapped. Uncle Fu pouted.

"What do you mean?" Sophie squinted and scratched, her long nails forked.

“… The nails are so beautiful, I'm afraid you'll break them when you peel the eggs. Uncle Fu said with his neck curled.

"You know each other and can talk. Sophie was satisfied, put the eggs and coffee in her bag, and said, "Go!

"Bye-bye!"

Uncle Fu grinned and sat back at the dining table to send a message to his mother.

"Mom, are you home? Go back and call me. ”

A few minutes later, my nanny called.

"Mom!"

"Have you had breakfast?" said the nanny's kind voice.

"Eating, I made noodles and eggs. ”

"Then you eat quickly, the noodles won't taste good if they are mushy. ”

"I'm almost done eating, wait a minute!" Fu Shubao pressed the hands-free and vigorously sucked two noodles, "I'm done!"

"Silly boy, why are you in such a hurry!"

"I'm in a hurry to talk to you!" Uncle Fu covered the noodles, and his voice was cloudy.

"It's going to be fun all day!" said the nanny.

"Mom, I'm sorry I couldn't spend my birthday with you this year. In addition to not going, he actually wanted to say that he missed her, but the big man seemed to be too numb when he said this.

"Twenty-seven-year-old, what are you always clinging to me! I wish you were spending time with your friends on your birthday. ”

"It's all together, and you can't leave your mother behind. Fu Shubao said loudly.

"Don't pull a few stupid people all day!

Thinking of his mother's wrinkled face with a pretending serious smile, Fu Shubao also laughed: "Mom, Jiangyang, they're coming to have a big dinner with me tonight!"

"Okay, good, how happy people are, Mom is still worried that you are lonely. "In the usual birthday dinner, my nanny would cook a big table of dishes for the villagers who knew each other to eat, and I would eat many birthday dinners in a year.

"Don't worry! I know a lot of people here! In addition to Jiang Yang, there are other drill men, as well as a large group of staff, and they are not lonely at all. Fu Shubao said exaggeratedly, he didn't want his mother to worry.

The nanny remembered: "Then did you make more eggs for someone to eat?"

"Yes, I gave two to Fei Fei, and I also invited the birds outside to eat rice. ”

Every year on his and his father's birthday, his mother will make a large plate of eggs for them to give to friends and classmates, but his mother only makes a dozen for her own birthday and gives them to familiar neighbors.

"How can it be enough? Your good friends are going to send a few more. The nanny paused, "Jiang Yang, Peng... Jay, Fei Fei's assistant Ah Chun... And Fei Fei's younger brother. Uncle Fu mentioned them in front of the nanny, but the nanny was old and her memory was getting worse and worse, so she misremembered Ah Xiang's name.

"It's not popular in the city, it's going to make fun of people. Although he especially wanted to give Jiangyang the good luck of his birthday, he was afraid that they would feel old-fashioned, and besides, people in the city were not uncommon eggs, saying that cholesterol was high and greasy.

Fu Shubao thought that the picture of coming to Lincheng to deliver Sophie's eggs was funny at first, but she looked disgusted and couldn't say anything, and finally suffocated her stool face.

"Share a good birthday head, how can people hate it!"

Fu Shubao tilted his head and thought for a moment, his eyes suddenly lit up: "I know! ”

After hanging the line, Fu Shubao practiced Chinese all morning, and before he knew it, he had already taken four elementary classes.

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