Chapter 449: Incontinent Maniac
Jiang Fangluo looked at the man with a smile and said, "Crazy Sun, it's true that I know you, but this unlucky guy doesn't have a mark on his head, how do I know that he is your eldest nephew?"
Sun Jizu's uncle has a strong and domineering personality, and he is particularly capable of fighting in the execution of tasks, once he has his eyes on the goal, he will do whatever it takes to achieve the goal, so he is nicknamed "Crazy" in the department, but it is very similar to the poisonous bee Queen Tianfeng in "The Pretender", but he is definitely not a bad guy, at best he is a cannon barrel that explodes as soon as it is ignited. .『.
Listening to what Jiang Fangluo said, it also made sense, the madman only pointed the finger at Lin Yan, stretched out an index finger, poked Lin Yan's chest arrogantly, and scolded in his mouth: "Did you hear Jiang Fangluo call me? Lao Tzu is a madman! If you beat my own nephew, you have to deal with the punishment of me, a madman, if you can bear it, I won't call the police." ”
The silver needle in Lin Yan's ring pierced Zeus's head, but after he came back, he customized a needle and put it back into the ring as it was, and the anger caused by the crazy killing on Alcatraz Island was controlled by his grandfather after he came back, but after all, it was not completely eliminated, and his grandson proposed to arrest his wife and children, which properly touched his reverse scales, and those fierce breaths that were forcibly suppressed directly burst out of the embankment.
And Lin Yan has been practicing internal skills and boxing with his grandfather since he was a child, although he is not a martial arts master, but his skills are definitely not bad, even if he is not as good as the crazy people who have been professionally trained for a long time, he also has a top "plug-in" that is proficient in human acupuncture points and acupuncture, and if they assist each other, they will definitely not suffer.
Now, the madman arrogantly stretched out his finger to poke his chest, where was Lin Yan willing to endure it, neatly rubbed out the silver needle with his fingers, sandwiched it between his two fingers, and pointed it at the fierce fingertip.
There are acupuncture points on the tips of the ten fingers, called "Shixuan", which are the most sensitive areas to pain.
Lin Yan's needle is quite vicious, hidden between the fingers and secretly aligned, it happens that the madman is violent, the strength of this finger can be imagined, this needle goes in, from the fingertips of the ten Xuan straight through the Shangyang acupoint, those who have seen the Tianlong Babu should know that each finger of the six-vein divine sword represents a meridian, and the index finger Shangyang acupoint corresponds to the hand Yangming large intestine meridian, this needle is infused with true qi, the madman only feels that the finger is sharp and painful, and the whole arm is not strong, this is not enough, followed by a cramp in the lower abdomen, the face is pale, and he involuntarily withdrew his hand and pressed his stomach with both hands, and his body staggered。
The madman's friends were startled, and hurriedly supported him left and right, who knew that after a series of weird "pop ......" sounds, a foul smell came to the nose, and then the crotch of the madman's pants was wet, and the pants of the combat uniform were loose straight-leg pants, and a bunch of yellow paste flowed out of the ankle of the trousers......
Before the person who was supporting him could react, Jiang Fangluo's eyes were already shining, and he jumped high, full of energy, and shouted in a tone of thirty-two degrees high: "I'm a fool, aren't you crazy?
With this sound, the person who was supporting him was so smoked that he subconsciously let go of his hand and retreated again and again, the madman's pale face instantly turned purple into the color of pig liver, this kind of shame of being ugly in public couldn't be more embarrassing, and he couldn't care about cleaning up the filth that flowed down his legs, and roared and pounced on Lin Yan: "I'm c, fuck you, you kid dare to yin Lao Tzu, I can't kill your Lao Tzu and your surname today!"
Lin Yan just took effect of a needle and neatly closed the needle, no one knew that the incontinence of the madman was his hands and feet, and now the madman pounced, in fact, the colic in the stomach had not passed, and the lower plate was unstable, Lin Yan easily avoided it with a flash, but the madman's pounce could not be contained, the most ridiculous thing was that as soon as he used his strength, the poop at the foot and neck fell to the ground, and it happened to be stepped on by his hind foot, Lin Yan flashed and he pounced, and his feet slipped, "Let's chirp!" fell to the ground loudly, and a suspicious object that he stepped on fell on his forehead.
The madman shouted "Wow Wow", his eyes were blurred and he touched it with his hand, and then the stench and the yellow face were already unstoppable, worthy of a trained expert, and he stood up with a neat leap, but including his companions, as well as the hotel staff, stepped back in unison and pinched his nose.
Among the other diners, several ladies had already made heart-rending vomiting sounds, and the manager could barely endure the stench and cried and said: "Everyone, please, can you solve any problems outside? If you continue to make trouble with me, even if I commit a taboo, I can only call the police." ”
Lin Yan saw that he really couldn't harm other people's hotels, and said with a cold snort: "Waiting for you on the rooftop!" After speaking, he turned around and walked out.
Jiang Fangluo didn't keep up, his face was full of excitement and he held up his mobile phone, and he panicked to shoot the heroic posture of the madman in all directions, and one of the people brought by the madman inadvertently meowed his mobile phone and shouted: "Damn, isn't it?
Jiang Fangluo laughed wildly, ran out of the door with his mobile phone held high, and chased Lin Yan.
Where can Madman Sun still take care of his nephew who was lying not far from him, he was furious, and chased after him like a mad bull: "Jiang Fangluo, Lao Tzu strangled you!"
The extremely ashamed madman chased out the door, seeing that Lin Yan didn't run away, standing ten meters away, staring at himself coldly, Jiang Fangluo was laughing arrogantly, and the shame in his heart reached its peak at this moment, making such a big joke today, and being passed to the group by this guy, how will he face the eagle group in the future?
This shame and humiliation is all due to the kid who pretended to be a ghost, and the enmity with Jiang Fangluo is an open competition between the two groups of eagles and wolves, and there is a chance to win back the field, but today, this bastard boy must be destroyed, otherwise he will really have no face in the future!
"Grandson, come to your life!"
The madman rushed towards Lin Yan again, this time, he left the ground with both feet first, and then volleyed down like a hungry tiger pounced, the momentum was like a thunderbolt, and he couldn't dodge at all, Lin Yan's pupils shrank, his decisive body was short, and while leaning back on the upper half, he supported the ground with both hands, kicked between the legs of the madman, and hit the opponent's meeting with his toes.
"Ahh
After Lin Yan experienced the experience of life and death, he shot extremely ruthlessly, where would he give the madman a chance to breathe, as the so-called "take advantage of your illness to kill you", seeing the madman fall to the ground, decisively pounced, "click" twice, took off the madman's arms, stood up and stepped on the madman's head, and asked coldly: "Does this count me as carrying it off?" Can I go?"