"I don't like money. ”

"I'm not interested in money. ”

"I never touch money. ”

"Tell me, what good is money to me for people like me?"

The conversation with Xie Mingsheng was only transmitted to the mass media in an instant.

When thousands of netizens saw this, they all sprayed rice, and scolded in unison, pretending to be crazy.

"I've never seen someone pretending to be forced like this. ”

"Dabai, it's so shameless. ”

"This is really nothing Wang Jianlin, who wants to be a teacher, Jack Ma. I don't know my wife, Brother Adong, and never touch money. ”

The wisdom of netizens is endless.

Regarding the performance of these four people, everyone made up a limerick poem, counting their pretending lives.

It's just that for this, Mo Bai is extremely incomparably injustice.

"Guys, is it really okay for you to tease me like that?"

"No matter how ridiculous, we're telling the truth. ”

"What are you telling the truth, telling you that I am more patriotic than anyone else. ”

"I believe in patriotism, but you love money more than anyone else. ”

"I'll ......"

Mo Bai cried.

Image, how did your image become like this?

"Okay, okay, since you've all said that, in order to recoup my losses, I decided to push another product. ”

"What product?"

"Yunnan Baiyao. ”

"Isn't this a listing?"

"Uh, I'm sorry, it's wrong, it's Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste. ”

"Pit daddy, Dabai, your Yunnan Baiyao is to stop bleeding, what does it have to do with toothpaste. ”

"It doesn't matter, your teeth bleed. You see, a lot of people nowadays are foodies, and they usually eat indiscriminately. This bleeding gums at every turn, our Yundi Baiyao toothpaste can also stop gum bleeding. ”

"Is that okay?"

"Absolutely. ”

"However, we only use Crest for toothpaste. ”

"You guys, you still say patriotism. Don't you know that Crest is from Procter & Gamble?"

"Well, this is from the United States. ”

"Not really. As a countryman, you don't need toothpaste produced in your own country, are you worthy of the country?"

"I'm ashamed. ”

Being stunned by Mo Bai, everyone was a little embarrassed and asked, "That Dabai, how much is your toothpaste?"

"It's not expensive, 30 yuan a piece. ”

"30 pieces of one, I'm grass, why don't you grab it. ”

The crowd couldn't stop crying.

Holy damn it.

Toothpaste for returning the country.

We are patriotic, but your toothpaste is too bad.

Look at China, many ordinary toothpastes are 3 yuan a piece.

The bigger ones are only 5 or 6 yuan.

If it is oversized, it will only cost about ten yuan.

It's better for you to set a dozen yuan, but you set a more than 30 yuan, I grass, profiteer.

"Dabai, can you be a little more shameless?"

"Why are you doing this. ”

"Don't you think 30 dollars is too expensive?"

"Actually, it's not expensive, and you can't afford it. ”

"You can afford it, but the problem is that you have 30 yuan a piece. ”

In any case, everyone still thinks that Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste for 30 yuan is very expensive.

However, who is Mo Bai?

He's a master of fooling.

"Do you guys count?"

"Count?"

"That's right. If you think about it this way, you can brush a toothpaste for a month. ”

"Yes. ”

"It's not just a month for one person. ”

"It should be able to meet the needs of 5 people for a month. ”

"Okay, let's do the math, 30 yuan a piece, 5 people brush, how much does it cost per person?"

"6 pieces. ”

"Is 6 expensive?"

"Not too expensive. ”

"Do the math, how many days are there in a month?"

"30 days?"

"6 yuan is divided into 30 days on average, how much is it per day?"

"Two cents. ”

"Is two cents expensive?"

"Uh......"

At this calculation, the spectators were completely dumbfounded.

He meowed, this circle came back, why did they suddenly think that the price of this toothpaste was actually good?

Even if it feels a little expensive, but if you think about it, it only costs two cents a day, which is barely acceptable.

"Okay, okay, Dabai, wait until your Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste is on the market. ”

Endured the thought of cursing Mo Bai in their hearts, everyone had no choice but to say so.

Of course, the media are extremely concerned about Mo Bai's ban on the export of Yunnan Baiyao in Yunnan and the retweet of Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste.

[Is Yunnan Baiyao a miracle drug?]

[From external use to internal use, from internal use to toothpaste.] 】

[30 yuan a toothpaste, do you buy it or not?]

In fact, to put it bluntly, some media are embarrassed to say, why is this Yunnan toothpaste launched?

What else could it be?

It's not that you forbid me to export, I'll make toothpaste.

In order to make up for the profits in exports, Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste was launched.

Of course, then again.

Although this motive is indeed a little bad, but he is also a serious businessman, and he didn't steal or rob, so you can't say anything about him.

Besides, if a businessman is profitable, you can't make a family not make money.

But whether anyone buys this 30 yuan toothpaste is really unknown.

"Everyone, Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste will be on the market in a few days, do you think anyone will buy it?"

"Buy a ghost, 30 yuan a piece, Dabai is simply a profiteer, and he won't buy it if he is killed. ”

"That's it, 30 yuan is too expensive, more expensive than the local tyrant Crest, don't buy it. ”

Many people said they would not buy it on the Internet.

Similarly, the Crest Huaguo branch of Procter & Gamble, the leader in the toothpaste industry, also commented that the threat from Yunnan Baiyao is negligible.

It's not that Crest feels that Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste is garbage.

It's just that the price of 30 yuan a piece is too high, so high that the public can't accept it at all.

This is not their blind evaluation, in fact, their Crest has entered the high-end market of toothpaste.

It has also launched several Crest series toothpastes with prices higher than 30 yuan.

It's a pity that the market didn't buy these series of toothpastes after they came out.

Except for some celebrities and tyrants who will buy it, the general public has resisted.

There was no way, and they had no choice but to focus on the civilian market.

Just ask, as the leader of the toothpaste industry, Crest they don't dare to raise the price of toothpaste to 30 yuan, why can Yunnan Baiyao?

It's just that Crest doesn't dare, but Yunnan Baiyao does.

Not only dared, but they also boldly put this price on the TV station advertisement.

Yes.

As a commodity, he had to advertise.

Not to mention this toothpaste, which is needed by all people in the country.

The Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste, which is about to go on the market, bought the prime-time advertising time of dozens of TV stations at the beginning of the upcoming market.

Well.

The ad goes like this:

[Some people think that our Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste is expensive, 30 yuan a piece, why don't you grab it?] However, he doesn't know how many kinds of Chinese herbal formulas are contained in Yunnan Baiyao. Scientists around the world have proven that Yunnan Baiyao can effectively coagulate blood molecules and achieve the effect of hemostasis. At present, Yunnan Baiyao has been widely used in surgery, internal medicine...... Even the military side. 】

The opening advertisement begins with a brief introduction to the history of Yunnan Baiyao. Then the conversation changed, and a documentary appeared:

On a certain day in a certain year, "David" from the United States came to China for a gastric function operation. He came to Huaguo for surgery not because Huaguo's medical skills were better than their rice country, but because Huaguo had a miraculous hemostatic pill, Yunnan Baiyao.

To China to ban the export of Yunnan Baiyao, Yunnan Baiyao is hard to find abroad, it is said that a pill of Yunnan Baiyao on the black market reaches the price of 3,000 US dollars, and there is no market. Many patients like David would rather travel thousands of miles to China for a pill of Yunnan Baiyao.

Mohs Pharmaceuticals is grateful for the life and health of the Chinese people, and especially integrates the essence of Yunnan Baiyao formula into the toothpaste to treat the world-famous Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste. Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste can not only effectively stop bleeding, swelling and pain of gums, but also restore a healthy oral hygiene to Chinese people.

Care about oral health, start with Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste.

To prevent bleeding gums, look for Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste.

To be a Chinese, brush Yunnan white medicine toothpaste.