Chapter 1986: Small fists beat the chest

With a few boxes of bowls of noodles brought by Wen Chenglong, everyone's dinner problem was finally settled. In fact, this time has already passed, but because the camp was chaotic before, there was no way to boil water to eat, so it was not until now that I could eat with peace of mind.

There are a few girls such as Xiao Baozi and Yang Mu, and things like boiling water and instant noodles are naturally not needed by Zhao Yongqi. It didn't take long for you to smell the smell of braised beef noodles all over the room.

At the beginning, a few big men didn't react, but when a room full of people began to eat instant noodles, not to mention foodies like Zhao Yongqi and Cheng He, even Li Chen and others couldn't help but swallow their saliva. Fortunately, there are enough instant noodles, and after everyone has been distributed, let this group of hungry guys also get a try, which is a great joy for everyone.

Throwing away the noodle bowl in his hand, Zhao Yongqi wiped his mouth, and walked towards the room where the girls were, just after entering the door, he saw Li Zhien, who was sitting cross-legged on the kang, grabbed his sleeve and shouted sweetly: "Frog Oba, I'm bored to death, you tell a story." ”

"Tell a story?" Following the strength of natural stay, Zhao Yongqi, who was idle, simply sat on the edge of the kang, touched his chin and thought about it, and said, "Okay, just tell a story." ”

"Okay~~" Naturally, he raised his hands and laughed, looking at the handsome face beside him with anticipation.

"Once upon a time, in a deep mountain and old forest, there lived three little pigs, one was called Li Xiaozhu, one was called Zhi Xiaozhu, and the other was called Enxiaozhu...... Zhao Yongqi said his "story" with a serious face.

"Hahaha......"

The inside and outside suddenly burst into laughter, and the hero of the story, the silly and sweet Miss Li Zhien, from the moment he heard the three little pigs, the beautiful eyebrows were already wrinkled together, and the small mouth was also half a day high, and finally stretched out his pink fist and pounded on Zhao Yongqi's tiger waist in the laughter, and shouted with his mouth open: "Stinky Oba, don't listen to the story of the three little pigs!"

"Hmm, don't like the story of the three little pigs? Okay, then tell me something else. Zhao Yongqi nodded with a smile, and didn't care about the little fist that didn't have any lethality hitting his waist, reached out and pinched the cute face with a small mouth, and said with a serious face: "Once upon a time, in a deep mountain and old forest, there lived a little pig, her name was Li Zhien......"

"I'll bite you stinky Oba to death!" The cute girl couldn't bear it anymore, and threw herself on Zhao Yongqi's arm and was about to gnaw.

In another burst of louder laughter, Zhao Yongqi pushed the little head of the mantis vigorously, and said with an aggrieved face: "Zhien, you don't like the story of the three little pigs, haven't I already changed the story of a little pig, and this will bite me." ”

"Bite you, bite you, bite you!" Li Zhien, who was furious, wanted to pounce on Zhao Yongqi's body, but his strength was too small, so he could only yell angrily.

The little bun that couldn't stand it walked over and raised his hand to beat Zhao Yongqi's head, and said with a smile: "Brother Qi bullied Zhien again!"

"Oni, beat him, beat him!" Seeing that he was backering, Li Zhien also gave up his senseless attack, hugged Xiao Baozi's slender waist, and glared at Zhao Yongqi.

With a smile on her face, she raised her hand to pinch the little girl's pink cheeks, but she pouted and avoided it, Zhao Yongqi said with a smile: "It's too boring to tell stories, I think everyone is in good spirits, and if you are idle, you can play a game that everyone can play." ”

"Play a game, what kind of game?" her beautiful eyes lit up, she had forgotten the hatred she had been ridiculed before, Li Zhien rushed over and hugged Zhao Yongqi's arm, and tilted her head to stare at the handsome face with anticipation.

Pointing at everyone casually, Zhao Yongqi said with a smile: "Including the men outside, aren't they all sitting against the wall now, just take turns in this order, let's play the game of reporting numbers." For example, if I shout 1, Ji-eun shouts 3, Xiao Baozi shouts 5, Sister Mumu shouts 7, Sister Na shouts 9, and when it is Brother Chao's turn, it is not 11, but 12. Immediately after that, Brother Chen, you will go on to 14, 16, 18, and after 20, it will become 21 again. That is, every time you cross a number with zero, you need to change from singular to even, or even to singular, understand?"

As soon as they heard such a simple rule, everyone nodded their heads again and again, and they were also interested.

Zhao Yongqi, who laughed evilly, waved his finger and said: "Report the number quickly enough, if you hesitate, I will shout to stop, that is to lose." And if you lose, there must be a punishment. There are no two rounds of punishment once, that is, two losers, they have to be punished. If they are all of the same sex, then kiss them mouth-to-mouth. Tsk, I'm already looking forward to the picture of Brother He and Brother Chao KISS. ”

"Hahaha......"

"Hehe, Brother Qi, you're too bad. Xiao Baozi subconsciously lightly slapped Zhao Yongqi, who was smiling evilly.

When Cheng He outside the door heard this, he said cheaply: "Xiao Qi, what if the opposite sex loses?

Before the words fell, the men's laughter and the girls' shy chirps suddenly rang out.

Zhao Yongqi said very seriously: "Brother He, if any girl is willing to kiss you, I have no objection, but I am afraid that you will be chased by their legitimate boyfriend with a kitchen knife for eighteen streets." ”

"Xiao Qi, He He will definitely not be chased for eighteen streets. Because he was half a street, he couldn't run anymore, and he was chased by someone. When Li Chen's teasing with a smile fell, it attracted another burst of laughter.

Clapped his hands, Zhao Yongqi let everyone's eyes fall on him again, and then said with a smile: "This kind of thing is too risky for men and women to kiss, so it's better not to have it." The real punishment is that if it is a man and a woman, then the woman is required to play a game of beating the chest with small fists against the man. Of course, if the girl doesn't like anyone, she can learn the way of our Queen of the Great Mumu, one punch to break the shoulder, two punches to paralyze, three punches to kill you......"

"Hahaha......" The laughter that had just subsided sounded again in Yang Mu's glare, which widened his charming big eyes, as if he wanted to eat Zhao Yongqi.

"Hey, Xiao Qi, I didn't say you, no one can surpass you on the road to death. Cheng He sighed and said, but no matter how he looked at it, his eyes were full of excitement.

Yang Mu's beautiful eyes turned, and he sat on the other side of Zhao Yongqi, "smiling", "very gentle", and said with a little "shyness": "Xiao Qi, I'll sit here, if you lose in a while, I will lose immediately, and then I will play 'small, fist, fist, hammer, chest, chest'!"

The words word by word made Zhao Yongqi, who was covered with cold sweat, tremble, blinked a few times, and didn't say anything for a long time......