138.Making up a story (Memories +1)
At the dinner party, Chen Song drank wine and went home to sleep.
When he woke up the next day, he felt a little headache, his body was exhausted, his spirit was depressed, he wanted to see the sky in a daze, but he looked out the window and saw a dark and gloomy face!
"I'm rubbing, hell. Chen Song suddenly became energetic.
But he immediately reacted, isn't this a father?
Chen Daren pushed open the door with a gloomy face and walked in, and asked coldly, "Are you awake?"
Chen Song looked at him tentatively and asked, "What did I do wrong?"
Chen Daren lowered his head and signaled, Chen Song climbed to the head of the bed and looked, four puppies were circling around his father's feet, spinning around, and the little tails were swaying very quickly.
"Where did this come from? You brought these four dogs back yesterday after drinking, what's going on?" Chen Daren asked solemnly.
Chen Song lay up lazily and said, "Hey, what a big deal I thought, four puppies, I bought them back, not stolen them." ”
Chen Daren asked, "What are you buying four bench dogs for?"
Chen Song said: "Work needs. ”
Speaking of this, he suddenly had an idea: "Dad, in fact, I have been hiding something from you and my mother." ”
Chen Daren waved his hand and said: "Let's not talk about this first, you first tell me about the four puppies you brought back last night and stuffed them to me and your mother, saying that we don't want to hug our grandson, this is our grandson, what's going on?"
Chen Song was stunned: "I said this?"
Chen Daren said angrily: "Can I still make up nonsense to fool you? I'm your father." ”
Chen Song said: "Come less, you didn't make up nonsense to fool me from childhood to adulthood, when you were in elementary school, you and my mother took me to the county seafood market but told me that I was going to the aquarium, and in junior high school, I bought a pair of Adi Wang but told me that it was a boutique version of Adidas......"
"Okay, okay, young man, you don't have to be ashamed to go through old accounts. Chen Daren waved his hand again and again, "I guess you were drunk and talking nonsense last night, let's talk about what you just said, you said you lied to me and your mother, what did you deceive?"
Chen Song said: "That's the case, in fact, I talked to a partner abroad, but she is an Icelandic girl, I am afraid that the two of you will not agree, so I have been lying to you that I have no partner." ”
Hearing this, Chen Daren was excited: "Really?"
"Fake, of course. Chen Song laughed, "Look at you, you are happy, the folds on your face are stretched." ”
Seeing that he dared to tease himself, Chen Daren was angry and took off his shoes and wanted to whip him.
As a result, his feet had just been pulled out of his slippers, and the shoes were gone, and a puppy picked up and ran, and ran quite fast, and the smoke was gone.
Chen Daren was really angry this time: "What did you say you got these four puppies back for? You are angry with me and your mother, aren't you?"
Chen Song smiled: "No, no, Dad, don't be angry, don't go to beat this puppy, I'll be honest with you, I lied to you is that I have changed jobs now, and I am a pet headhunter in Northern Europe!"
"Pet headhunters, what is this?"
Chen Song said: "That's right, haven't I been working in a wildlife conservation center before? Then I met a colleague from Northern Europe and helped them find all kinds of animals with ancient ancestry. ”
"This is a new industry, but also a sunrise industry, Europeans have money, their money is easy to make, I send such a dog, do you know how much you can earn?"
As he spoke, he held out an index finger as a reminder.
Chen Daren asked, "One hundred?"
Chen Song: "You guess Dali." ”
"A thousand?"
"Guess again, how bold and prolific people are!"
"100 million?!"
Chen Song has nothing to say, is there such a chat?
"It's 10,000 euros!" he simply said the answer he had in mind.
Chen Daren laughed: "You tease your father." ”
Chen Song took out the bank card prepared in advance and said: "I don't believe you can check with me, I have earned more than 100,000 US dollars in three months since I went to Iceland, which is converted to one million yuan!"
Looking at the bank card and his troubled appearance, Chen Daren hesitated: "Can't it, right?
"Nordic people have a tendon, people are stupid and have a lot of money, it's really easy to earn, these four dogs bring back 40,000 euros!" Chen Song said with a swear.
Chen Daren didn't think much about it, he believed his son's words: "Then why don't you bring a few more? This is a bench dog, I know, it's not worth much, I can collect several litters for you for a thousand yuan." ”
Chen Song hurriedly waved his hand: "No need, people want four." There is also this bank card left for you, there are more than one million in it, you and my mother will stop working in the future, and enjoy the blessings. ”
Chen Daren didn't want it, Chen Song said: "Isn't your son's just yours, take it, save it for me to marry a daughter-in-law in the future, and it is estimated that it will be spent in my hands, and I spent 10,000 yuan last night when I invited my classmates to dinner." ”
This is useful, Chen Daren inquired about their expenses last night, and his heart trembled, and he happily deducted the bank card: "You Wang Ba calf spends money indiscriminately!"
"Dad, why do you always like to trap yourself when you scold me?" Chen Song got up and asked, "Where did my mother go?"
Chen Daren said: "I went to Cunkou Lake to fish for fish algae, don't you like to eat fish algae rice?"
Chen Song said: "Then I'll help her." ”
Ichthyalgae is the local common name for a type of algae, which belongs to the green algae, and the scientific name is foxtail algae, or it belongs to a class of foxtail algae.
The reason why the locals call it fish algae is related to a historical story, the story of the princes of Zhou Youwang Fenghuo Opera is widely spread, and someone wrote a nursery rhyme after the incident, saying that 'the fish is in the algae, and there is a head awarded.' The king is in the pickaxe, and he is not happy to drink. ’
The meaning of this ballad is where are the fish? In the midst of algae, they have fat heads and big ears, and they wag their tails and are very happy. Where is the king? In the midst of Hojing, he drinks every day for pleasure.
There is no doubt that this ballad was used to satirize the failure of King Youyou of Zhou to lose his government, because it was widely circulated and later included in the "Book of Songs-Xiaoya", and the name was "Yuzao".
The fish algae in the folk song refers to the foxtail algae, which also have a long history of blood, and can be found all over the land of China, wherever there are ponds and waters.
Fish algae grown in clear lake water can be used as food, the method is similar to acacia flowers, boiled in water to remove the smell, sprinkled with flour and continue to steam, dipped in sauce, garlic paste and other tastes very good.
Chen Song has been fond of eating wild food since he was a child, and is full of interest in things such as wild vegetables, wild flowers, and wild algae.
After washing, he walked out of the village, and the four puppies chased after me, like four little tails.
After the Qingming Festival, the spring has been sprinkled all over the southwest of Zhejiang, green grass and red flowers have grown on the undulating mountains, and delicate fish algae have also grown in the pond at the entrance of the village.
Several women were pinching fish algae on the edge of the pond, Luo Qiulian was among them, and after Chen Song found her, he grabbed his trouser legs and went into the water to catch them.