Chapter 7 You're in for a big deal!
Chen Pifu tossed and turned one night, and slept badly, very badly. Maybe it was because of the church incident, I was frightened, maybe it was because the sound insulation effect next door was too poor, and I was stimulated, when the knock on the door sounded, Chen Pifu opened the door for Wang Fatzi with a pair of dark circles under his eyes and a stomach full of anger.
"Boss, your eyes are smashed, can't it be demonic possession!" Wang Fatzi held hot fritters and soy milk in his hand, and when he saw Chen Pifu's dark circles, he couldn't help asking.
"Attached to a fart, I haven't slept well all night!" Chen Pifu said angrily.
Wang Fatzi cautiously walked over the cigarette butts, beer bottles, fast food boxes, instant noodle buckets, and a large push of toilet paper on the ground. Sitting on Chen Pifu's bed, he said, "Boss, the fritters and soy milk I bought for you! Quick, let's eat it hot!"
Chen Pifu got dressed, washed up briefly, and then ate.
Wang Fatzi looked at the environment in the house and said, "Boss, you should also find a sister-in-law!"
"Hmph!" Chen Pifu took a sip of soy milk fiercely, and said with hatred that iron is not steel: "People in the rivers and lakes, how can they have children all day long, the eldest husband was born in troubled times, and he should bring a three-foot sword to make immortal achievements!"
"......" Wang Fatzi spared his head and asked weakly: "Boss, my elementary school Chinese teacher retired early, what do you mean?"
"Hey!" Chen Pifu shook his head: "I told you a long time ago, if you come out to mix, you must learn to keep pace with the times, don't think about fighting and killing all day long, you must always learn to arm yourself with knowledge, do you know?
"Oh," the fat man nodded, muttering in a low voice, "Then wouldn't my sister Min'er be single for a long time!"
"What did you say?"
"No, didn't say anything?"
"Fatty, I'm so good at hearing now that I can't even understand it, don't think I didn't hear it, what's the matter, you look down on your boss!"
"No! I'm just curious!"
"Are you curious again?"
"Boss, it stands to reason that you've been messing around for many years!"
"Hmm!" Chen Pifu straightened his chest and looked proud: "I have more than ten years of clinical practice experience!"
"Then why is there such a big gap compared to the other bosses? I feel that the mad dogs are richer than us!"
"Fatty, you are a shallow entry into the industry, you don't understand a lot of things, I don't blame you!" Chen Pifu said earnestly: "Those so-called status, wealth, and women are all fleeting, do you know?"
"Uh, what do you say?"
"Some people come out to mix, some people are for money, some people are for status, and some people are for women, but haven't you noticed that they have gone farther and farther on the road of desire, and have lost themselves more and more, I am different from them!"
"Boss, it's different from them? So what are we messing up for?"
"Qualifications!" Chen Pifu said with a smug face.
"..............." Wang Fatzi was completely speechless, rolled his eyes, and thought, what else can he have besides qualifications?
Chen Pifu looked at Wang Fatzi's disappointed expression, after all, he was a person who came over, which young man didn't want to live a high-flying life, so he hurriedly comforted: "In fact, too high a status often means that you will have a lot of enemies, and there will be a lot of people who are angry with you, and one day, you will find that while you have a lot, you will also lose a lot, at that time, if you want to turn back, it will be difficult!" In fact, in the final analysis, coming out to mix is nothing more than to eat together, don't you think we have a carefree life now, are you good?"
"Uh!" Wang Fatzi thought about it carefully, it seemed that the life in front of him was indeed not bad, carefree, and if he thought about it carefully, there was nothing wrong with it, but when he thought of the recent situation, he hurriedly said: "Boss, the problem is, we are so poor that we can't even afford to eat!"
"Well, that's a problem! That's why I'm calling you here today to discuss this. It's almost the New Year, find some work to do!"
"Got a job?"
"I'll call first. ”
Chen Pifu took out his mobile phone and dialed a number.
"Toot ..... toot ..... toot ......!"
A hearty laugh came from the other end of the phone: "Hahaha, this is the New Year, what kind of wind blew you Brother Chen." ”
"It's crazy poor!" Chen Pifu rolled his eyes: "Don't talk nonsense, Lao Liu, I'm so poor that I can't open the pot, do you have a job?"
"Haha, since you Brother Chen spoke, I will definitely give this face, wait, I'll take a look...... Not to mention, there is really a job here that suits you, the customer is very demanding, I think it is the most suitable for you Brother Chen!"
"Okay, if you praise me, don't say more, just say, what's the job?"
"Collect the bill!"
"Collect the bills?" Chen Pifu frowned, and said into the phone: "You know my temper!"
"Hahaha, it's been almost ten years of friendship, I don't know your brother Chen's temper, don't worry, it's definitely not that kind of loan shark, and it will definitely not make it difficult for you to do it, Brother Chen. ”
"Oh, let's hear it!"
"My customer, half a month ago, was rear-ended, the other party negotiated privately, said that the compensation of 50,000 yuan, this has been half a month, and I haven't seen the other party say, my customer, the money doesn't matter, I just feel unhappy, after all, the agreement has been made, but there has been no news for half a month, Brother Chen, do you say this is a bit unruly!"
"Well, to be a man, at least you have to follow the rules. Say, what needs me to do!"
"Haha, my customer here wants to find someone to teach the rear-end a lesson, so that he can understand some rules, if the money wants to come, my customer here doesn't want a penny, it's all yours Brother Chen, if you can't come, as long as you Brother Chen teach the other party a lesson, let him understand the rules, my customer here has another reward, you see, Brother Chen, how to say!"
"Okay, I'll take this job, send me that person's information!"
"Okay, I'll send it to you right away. ”
"Well, that's it, I'll call you!"
"Haha, okay, when you're free, come out and get together, I'll invite you to tea!"
"Okay!"
Chen Pifu hung up the phone lightly and lit a cigarette.
The fat man on the side was full of admiration, and almost all of the conversation just now was heard, the boss is the boss, and he can do 50,000 fast jobs in minutes.
With a flattering smile, Fat Wang asked, "Boss, is that Lao Liu on the phone just now?"
"Hmm!" Chen Pifu nodded coolly: "It is the biggest middleman in the underworld in Donghai City, known as the rich old man Liu." ”
"Damn, that's a legend on the road, I didn't expect you to know him, big brother?"
"Hmph, didn't I tell you, behind the qualifications, often represent connections!" Chen Pifu stood up, picked up his coat, and said, "Let's go, work!"
"Roger!"
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Lao Liu's work efficiency was very efficient, and after five minutes, the other party's information had already been sent.
Yu Haoren, age 35, male, height 173, thin body, professional private detective, address on the second floor of No. 118 Qingfeng Road, license plate number ...... Mobile phone number......
"Huh?" Chen Pifu said in surprise: "It's still a private detective!"
"Boss, show me, show me!" exclaimed the fat man excitedly.
"What is there to see!" Chen Pifu said, but still handed over the phone.
Wang Fatzi held his mobile phone and watched it with relish. While watching, he asked: "Boss, you said that private detectives, is it the kind of person who is super good at solving cases?"
"How is it possible, it's a TV show, usually just looking for cats and dogs, occasionally stalking, secretly taking some photos and the like!"
"Oh, I see, is it the kind of person who squats at the door of those celebrities in the middle of the night, peeping and taking pictures at the same time?"
"That's the paparazzi, but it seems that some of them are similar, sometimes they follow the junior, take photos secretly, and so on!"
"Boss, do you think this kid will hide photos of beautiful women!"
"Who knows?"
"Boss, I suddenly had a bold idea!"
"What do you want to do?"
"Boss, why don't we also open a detective agency?
"Save it, it's hard to get a license these days, and the venue also costs money!
"Oh!
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Qingfeng Road is in the eastern district of Donghai City, which belongs to the central area, but it is not far from Chen Pifu and them, and it is more than an hour away by taxi.
Chen Pifu took Wang Fatzi to the detective agency, and the signboard was very large, which could be seen at a glance.
First-class detective agency, first-class strength, first-class service, first-class price.
Wang Fatzi looked at the signboard on the second floor and asked, "Boss, do you think this kid will be in the store?"
Chen Pifu didn't say anything, looked around, walked to a car on the side of the street, gently touched the hood of the car, and said coolly: "It's still hot, I should be back soon!"
"Wow, cool, boss!" Wang Fatzi's face full of admiration made Chen Pifu feel a little refreshed in his heart.
"Hmph, this is called professional, do you understand, the so-called do a line, love a line, understand!"
"Uh-huh!"
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The two then went upstairs, and Wang Fatzi knocked on the door, hey, the door was not locked!
Chen Pifu raised his chin coolly.
"Oh!" the fat man nodded, and then clicked, and closed the door again.
"!" Chen Pifu's face darkened, and he scolded: "What are you doing?"
"Oh, boss, didn't you tell me to close the door and knock again?"
"I ...... I'm knocking on your sister, I'm telling you to go in and have a look!"
“…… So what's going on now?"
"Crash away!"
"Crash away, no, wouldn't that be rude?"
Chen Pifu looked at Wang Fatzi silently, and asked slowly, "What are we here for?"
"I want to be in debt!"
"You know and ask, we're here to ask for debts, so excuse me, why do you need to be polite? Wait for you to go in, you have to show momentum, you know, you have to break the other party's mental defense line as soon as possible, understand? You have to make him panic, you have to make him lose sight, you have to let him honestly hand over the money, understand?"
"Okay!" the fat man nodded, and then slammed the door hard.
"Bang"
"Plop!"
The door didn't open, and Wang Fatzi fell directly to the ground, which made Chen Pifu suddenly think of the pork belly thrown on the cutting board.
Wang Fatzi's face was full of grievances: "Woo woo, boss, it's so hard, it's really hard, I can't bump it off!"
"Hey, I've seen it all!" Chen Pifu rolled his eyes with a look of disgust: "What else do you say?"
I saw Chen Pifu striding the horse, waist and horse in one, blowing his breath, luck, all in one go, facing the door, it was a fierce kick.
"Bang!"
"Plop!"
The door still didn't open.
Chen Pifu fell to the ground defenselessly. The face was full of grievances: "Woo woo, fat man, it's really hard!"
"Who?" The sound of the two collisions had obviously alarmed the people in the house, and a question came from the other side of the door.
"Check the water meter!" Wang Fatzi had an idea and shouted on TV.
"I don't have a water meter here!" a somewhat wary voice came from behind the door.
Hey, if you don't follow the script, what's wrong with the next lines? Wang Fatzi looked at Chen Pifu with a confused expression.
Chen Pifu shook his head speechlessly, and said, "Hello, sir, may I ask for the license plate downstairs...... Is it your car, we are here to check the water meter, just parked, because of the snow and slippery road, accidentally knocked off the rearview mirror of your car, so come up and ask, is the car yours?"
"What? Damn, I just picked up the car from the repair shop!" a man rushed out in a rage.
"Heh, I've been looking for you for a long time!" Chen Pifu pushed the man in, and then walked in.
The fat man thought of Chen Pifu's explanation before, and hurriedly stiffened his face, frowned, and his small eyes burst out with wisps of fierce light, followed closely, and then closed the door, and said to the man deeply: "Boy, you have a big deal!"