Chapter 114: Abba Aba
Senluo Treasure Hall.
Huo Di, the king of Yama, got up and said coldly: "That Sun monkey has come to make trouble in the underworld again? Fortunately, today's underworld is no longer the underworld of five hundred years ago, gather the Yin soldiers and take him down!"
Five hundred years ago, after Sun Wukong finished the underworld, King Yama knew that the strength of the underworld was too weak, and after these five hundred years of cultivation and recuperation, recruiting troops and horses, the scale of the Yin soldiers was already considerable.
There are hundreds of masters at the level of true immortals and heavenly immortals, and there are no less than fifty masters at the level of golden immortals, and the ghost kings of the ten halls have been promoted to Taiyi Golden Immortals, not to mention that there are also Jizo King Bodhisattvas who are close to quasi-saint cultivation in the underworld.
It can be said that today's underworld is no longer like 500 years ago, where a monkey was casually allowed to come in and make a fuss.
In an instant, tens of thousands of Yin soldiers gathered outside the Senluo Treasure Palace, dancing with knives and guns, eager to try.
"Report, report! King, Monkey King...... Four Monkey Kings have come in!" Black and White Impermanence broke in in a panic.
"What are you panicking about! You are so impermanent, so panicked, it is really an insult to the reputation of my underworld! This matter is over, and each person will deduct half of this month's salary! Now the strength of my underworld is not what it used to be, hmph, there are only four Monkey Kings, so that the Yin soldiers will ...... them" King Yama sneered, and at a glance out of the corner of his eye, he saw four Monkey Kings beating and scolding at the same time.
"Plop!" King Yama fell to his knees and shouted, "Invite them in!"
Black and white impermanence was stunned for a moment.
Mother, you can't insult the reputation of the underworld?
Why did you get on your knees?
"These three monsters of King Yama pretended to be my grandson, and my grandson asked you to take a look at life and death. ”
"Yama Xiao'er, quick, show the book of life and death to my grandson!"
"King Yama, my grandson asks you, am I true or fake?" a Monkey King came to King Yama with a stick and shouted coldly.
"Really, really, Sun Dasheng is real!" King Yama shuddered for a moment, and both knees went limp.
"What? You say youkai are real, what about my grandson?" said the other monkey angrily and pointed the golden rod at the face of the king of Yama.
"Really, really, this great sage is real. King Yama laughed.
"What? You say they're real? What about my grandson!"
"Yama Xiao'er, say it quickly, who is true and who is false!
The other two monkeys also pointed their golden rods at King Yama.
"That...... That Great Sage, have you gained weight lately?" said King Yama.
A fat pig: @#$%
"Tell me quickly, which of us is real and who is fake?"
King Yama was about to cry: "Great Sage...... You're all real, you're all real......"
"What? We're all real?"
The four Wukongs were furious, holding the golden hoop stick and about to smash it down.
"Great Sage, Great Sage Grandpa, the mana of the little god is low, I really can't tell which of you is true and which is false...... Life and death were also ...... 500 years ago I was hooked by the great sage grandfather, and there is no way to find out!"
"Amitabha!" At this time, Tang Seng recited a Buddha name, slowly walked in, and said: "Poor monk Tang Sanzang, I heard that the Bodhisattva of the King of the Earth has a mount named Di Ting, and when he lies on the ground, he can distinguish the truth of all things, and he can ask Di Ting to distinguish it. ”
"Congratulations to the host for arriving at the Senluo Treasure Palace, and the stall task has been released!"
【Current Mission: Setting Up a Stall】
[Mission time: 12 hours]
[Failure Penalty: Host Becomes Catwoman]
[Must sell today: tablet computer (priced at 25,000 taels of gold), smart stylus (priced at 10,000 taels of gold), e-cigarettes (priced at 500 taels of gold)]
[Other goods: sledgehammer (sold at 30 taels of silver), watermelon knife (priced at 20 taels of silver), chopping knife (priced at 15 taels of silver......]
"It turns out that the holy monk has arrived!" King Yama suddenly realized: "Yes, there is a truth to hear, if he lies in the ground, he can hear the voices of all living beings in the four continents, mountains and rivers in an instant, and the heavens and blessed lands, and can identify all things in the world by listening, especially good at listening to people's hearts, and must be able to hear who is true and who is false." ”
"Then go and find Di Ting!" Tang Seng smiled and looked very happy.
"Uh-huh, holy monk, wait a minute. The king of Yama said to the black and white impermanence, "Quick, go to the Bodhisattva of the King of the Earth and invite him to come over."
In an instant, black and white impermanence brought the truth over. But when I saw this, I heard the tiger's head, the horn, the dog's ears, the dragon's body, the lion's tail, and the unicorn feet, and the images of the beasts in a cluster, and gathered the advantages of all things into one.
"Listen, these are the four great sage grandfathers, listen quickly to who is true and who is fake. King Yama said, and said to the four Monkey Kings: "This truth is good at listening to people's hearts, and the four great sage grandfathers are relaxed, and it will definitely be able to hear who is true and who is false." ”
Di Ting immediately fell to the ground and listened for a while: "Abba Aba!"
The four Wukongs looked confused.
The corners of Tang Seng's mouth twitched.
One of them said, "What is it talking about?"
"Let the little god ask. The king of Yama approached Di Ting and asked, "Di Ting, can you hear who is true and who is false?"
"Aba, Aba!" said Di Ting, his eyes wide.
Monkey king:......
Six-eared macaque: ......
Pig:......
Sha Wujing: ......
Tang:......
"Ahem, listen, this matter is very important, you can tell the truth!" Sensing that the four Monkey Kings were impatient, King Yama was anxious.
"Abba, Aba. Di Ting opened his eyes.
All:......
"Listen, would you say anything else?"
"Abaaba!"
Crowd: @#$%
"Damn, Hades Xiao'er, you dare to tease my old grandson!" The four Monkey Kings were furious, and the four golden hoops smashed down on Di Ting's head in unison.
"Abba Aba...... That's a fake ......" Di heard a scream, and his head was directly smashed.
it!
The mount of the Jizo King Bodhisattva!
King Yama was so hung and fainted.
Why didn't you speak earlier!
What about this pretending to be abba?
After the four Wukongs killed Di Ting, they couldn't hold it anymore, and they waved the golden hoop stick to knock the wall and the pillar overturned, and the sky was dark.
"Sun Dasheng, Sun Dasheng, why don't you go somewhere else to fight!" the king of Yama shouted in fright.
"Holy monk, quickly persuade them to go somewhere else to fight! If we continue to fight, my Senluo Treasure Hall will be gone!" said King Yama crying.
"But...... I still have to set up a stall!" Tang Seng put a standard smile on his face, pointed to the goods on the ground and said: "After setting up the stall, the poor monk will leave, and when I finish arranging, I will help you persuade you!"
King Yama was stunned for a moment, looked at the mess on the stall and said, "Holy monk, what is this, or Xiao Wang bought it, you can take them away quickly!"
"Well, if you buy it, the poor monk will try to persuade them to leave. Tang Seng clasped his hands together and said with a smile: "Tablet 30,000 taels of gold, smart stylus 30,000 taels of gold, e-cigarettes 30,000 taels of gold, and 100,000 taels of gold in packing." The poor monk is a well-known and good person in the Three Realms, and he will never deceive the king of Hades. If you don't believe it, you can ask Zhen Yuanzi, ask Guanyin Bodhisattva, and ask Taishang Laojun, do poor monks never deceive people?"