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After the news of the Silence landing on the moon came out, the world entered "moon landing mode". Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

As long as you are in contact with the outside world, whether it is watching TV, reading newspapers, or surfing the Internet, there are people everywhere who are giving you science on how to land on the moon.

Now, from the gray-haired old man to the elementary school students, they can tell you the stages of the moon landing.

When to launch, when to accelerate, when to transfer orbit, when to land on the moon, when to return......

This has long been popularized by various experts and professors.

If you study a little deeper, it will also tell you why the trajectory of the rocket launch is curved, what kind of laws the rocket follows when accelerating, how long people can live in space, and what is the fastest speed that people create.

However, none of the popular science mentioned the current situation.

This kind of slow ...... Moon?

What are you messing with?

It's not exciting at all.

The audience, who has been nourished by the Earth-Moon Train of Bear Child Technology, involuntarily began to complain on the Internet.

However, someone posted a message on social media that made everyone feel very reasonable.

"Actually, it's not strange, that's Uncle Hades, you put Uncle Hades under the pressure of 5 gravitational accelerations, I guess Uncle Hades would rather land on the moon slowly like this. I can even imagine that the current Uncle Ming is probably lying on a deck chair, basking in the sun on the deck. ”

As soon as this argument came out, it immediately won the recognition of the majority of netizens, yes, this kind of lazy moon landing is the fan of lazy technology.

"You think, what kind of people are there on the Earth-Moon Train? It's a group of bear children, young and vigorous, and it doesn't take much effort to eat 5 g of gravitational acceleration in one go. What kind of people are there on the Silence? It's a group of billionaires who are trying it out, and it's just an elderly tour group, and you make the senior tour group bear 5 g, and you say how many of them will come back alive? I'm afraid this is going to be the biggest tragedy of the century. ”

After such an explanation from netizens, everyone also turned the corner, but despite this, they were still a little disappointed.

"Alas, the Silence has also fallen. Thinking about the first epic journey, the Silence soared into the sky. The second epic journey, after roaming under the sea, it seems that the limelight has been stolen by Bear Kid Technology...... It is said that Uncle Hades made a bet with the bear child on who would land on the moon first, and it seems that this time the bear child will take the lead. ”

Although understood, many fans of the Silence are still a little disappointed, after all, they have been expecting the Silence to create more miracles.

Because the world needs miracles.

But now, it seems that the task of creating miracles has been handed over to the bear children.

Nanming is young, is this already retired?

On the "Space Barbecue" Earth-Moon train, the bear children have woken up and are paying attention to the moon landing of Silence.

In this moon landing, the bears and Nanming were carried out independently.

At this time, the bear children were also confused, and they didn't understand what Nanming was thinking at all.

"These people on the Internet are really ignorant and fearless. Lu Rong laughed and said, "I actually said that Uncle Ming no longer has the ability to create miracles, it's just mdzz." Uncle Hades's nuclear fusion power micro** introducer, if you can give it to me, it's worth it......"

After complaining about the various voices on the Internet, Lu Rongfu laughed again: "But Uncle Ming has a large group of old ladies and ladies who can't fight at all, I'm afraid I can only fly slowly like this, so it seems that I'm afraid we can really land on the moon first this time!"

Next to him, Chen Haocong sighed faintly: "I really envy the blind optimism of some low-IQ businessmen......"

"What do you mean by that?" Lu Rongfu suddenly glared, who has a low IQ?

"If you think about it with your brain, you will know who has a low IQ, if you really have a brain,......" Lu Rongfu sighed, "Some people, indulge in all kinds of affairs all day long, and don't study hard to enrich themselves, are they even lost to Java what they have learned? I really don't know how you learned physics in high school." ”

"What do you mean you dead worm? You want to fight, don't you?"

"Why, if you don't accept it, let's see who is afraid of whom!"

Then they added punches and kicks, pushed and shoved and fought together.

Wang Shihao and He Cunping were smiling and applauding next to them, adding fuel to the fire.

Seeing that the two bear children were fighting, Liu Qun next to him was dumbfounded, is this a hairy man? We are on a mission to the moon, aren't we?

Chen Yong next to him was already surprised, shook his head and pretended not to see it.

"Uh, is this really okay?" Old Joe was even more dumbfounded, Old Joe was a workaholic, although he was not young, he had never married and had children, and he didn't know how to get along with bear children at all.

"Let them go, and when they are tired, they will stop. Anyway, the moon landing is boring, and being idle is also idle. Chen Yong shook his head.

With this group of energetic bear children, he thinks that the wisest thing he has done in his life is to have only one daughter.

"Ahh......h ”

Then, he silently drew a cross on his chest.

God willing, bless us to succeed!

Even if it's death, please let me die on the moon!

When Apollo 13 landed on the moon, it encountered an explosion of oxygen tanks, and the spacecraft was severely damaged, losing a lot of oxygen and electricity, and the three crew members used the spacecraft's lunar module as a lifeboat, and faced various crises caused by the damage of the life-sustaining system in space with the navigation and control system turned off, but finally managed to return to Earth.

I don't know how many space movies have been influenced by their experiences, whether it is "Gravity" or "The Martian", there are their shadows and spirits.

Although the mission to the moon failed, the three men on Apollo 13 were still heroes, and their influence was even greater than that of those who succeeded in landing on the moon in the future.

“・have・a・problem.” It has become a famous sentence in the movie.

But Old Joe didn't want to be such a hero.

Becoming a king or defeating a thief, even if he is the king of defeat, he doesn't want to be it.

Later, Chen Haocong and Lu Rongrong fought from the east to the west, and from the west to the east.

Chen Haocong took out the grappling fighting he learned from his father, and Lu Rongrong waved his fists and put on a boxing stance, but after the fight, it completely turned into a street fight.

When Chen Haocong pressed Lu Rongrong against the wall, Lu Rongrong suddenly shouted: "Wait! I understand! Uncle Ming is so insidious!"

"You finally figured it out?" Lu Rongrong shook his head and let go of him: "You can teach, although you are stupid, but you are not too stupid, but you are right, Uncle Ming is indeed very insidious, and he actually paralyzed us in this way...... What are you doing?"

Lu Rongfu jumped back and escaped the fate of turning into a panda eye.

"No, actually, I didn't understand anything, I just paralyzed you, and I hid quite quickly!" Lu Rongfu waved his arms again and rushed forward.

"I want to ...... I figured it out......" Wang Shihao, who was standing next to him, slowly became serious. (To be continued.) )