510. Take a picture
The nights in Iceland are long and cold, and the popsicles are frozen in a porcelain shape, some are small bowls, some are cups, some are plates, and the only thing that is the same is that they all have a stick in it.
Goble held up a plate-shaped popsicle and giggled, "I have a UFO in my hand." ”
"I have a ...... in my hand," Rhein said, looking at the cup-shaped popsicle in his hand, "um, urinal?"
Terry Ronon laughed, "You Shabi." ”
Angelina reminded him, "If you look closely at the shape of the popsicle in his hand, does it look familiar? ”
Terry Kron reacted and was furious: "Shabi is not beaten, Rhine I want to break your legs!"
Rhine was not afraid, he said sadly: "Come on, you break my legs, I don't have a girlfriend anyway, what's the use of these legs?"
"Farke, here we go again. Terry Kron was convinced, and had nothing to say.
Luo Bingxin licked her tongue on the popsicle and wanted to take a selfie, but she didn't feel good after changing the phone several directions, so she wanted Seinfeld to help her take a selfie.
As a result, the ice cube was too cold, and there was 10,000 years of ice on it, and her tongue stayed on it for too long, and it sticked: "Uh-huh, uh-huh, woo-woo." ”
Luke next to him shrugged and said, "Uh-huh?"
Luo Bingxin let go of the wooden stick, and the popsicle didn't fall off, so it hung on her tongue.
Angelina found out and said, "God, Xiaoice is stuck in ice!"
Goble continued to smirk: "Is this a slip of the tongue?"
"Hurry up, pull her down. ”
"You stupid, you can't pull it, you'll pull off the mucous membrane of your tongue, go to the fireplace and roast it, and soon the ice outside will melt away. ”
"Is it a good idea to make a roast suckling pig? It's not a good idea, you should rinse it with warm water, just wash it with warm water. ”
"The question is, is there warm water now?"
Everyone stared wide-eyed, Icelanders are used to drinking ice water, in fact, ice water does not make people diarrhea, Chen Song is used to this when he is a local custom, and the three girls are also like this, unless their aunt comes to visit, they don't drink hot water.
Jing Wei said in shock: "What are you kidding? There is no hot water in this icy and snowy home? Impossible, you are teasing me? I don't even prepare hot water?
"We don't drink overnight water. Chen Song said to him seriously, "The water is not healthy overnight, so Mrs. Emma will pour out all the hot water before going to bed every day." ”
Jing Wei sneered: "Foolishly, if the hot water is boiled before falling asleep, then it will only be seven or eight hours before we wake up, is this considered overnight water? So if we boil a pot of water in the morning and can we still drink it at night? This interval is longer!"
Chen Song thought about it and was speechless.
Luo Bing slapped the table with her hand angrily, and she pointed to the popsicle on her tongue: "Uh-huh." ”
"What does she mean?"
Seinfeld sighed: "I guess she means that her tongue is still on the ice, you are here to discuss the scientific diet, this is not afraid of her eyes." ”
Luo Bingxin nodded hurriedly: "Mmmmmmmm ”
The popsicle was so tightly glued that she didn't fall off even with her nod of her head.
Chen Song said: "It's too late to boil water now, but the water in the hot spring pool is okay, right? The temperature is about 40 degrees, it should be just right?"
Luo Bingxin waved her hand vigorously, she took out her mobile phone and typed on it: Don't use hot spring water, then the popsicle will be dirty and inedible.
Angelina immediately served: "At this time, you are still thinking about eating popsicles?"
They were arguing when Bruce poked his head out of the kitchen and said, "Okay, this pot of water should be at the right temperature." ”
Seeing this, Chen Song said to Rhine and a few people: "Look, look, this is the difference between a doer and a dreamer, you must take off your hat to the old man, you must learn from him." ”
Trickron argued, "But you're arguing with us, too, and you're enjoying it." ”
Chen Song pointed at him and said, "Your bonus for this quarter is gone." ”
Trickron spread his hands, his face full of despair.
Iceland, winter, after snow, early in the morning, these four words can be taken out at random to represent cold, how cold can four be superimposed?
But no one cares, one popsicle per person eats happily.
This popsicle is sweet and sour, and it's a good idea to add ice to it, small pieces of ice will bubble up in people's mouths, making the popsicles taste better.
Jing Wei deliberately packed more than a dozen popsicles before leaving, and he said: "Suzanne must like the taste, she has been particularly fond of sweet and sour things lately. ”
Chen Song said: "Pregnant women eat popsicles? Don't you know that there is a gynecological disease called Gong Han?"
Jing Wei silently put down the popsicle again, and then yelled at Luo Bingxin: "Old girl, eat less popsicles, be careful that you won't be able to give birth to children in the future." ”
"Fuck off. Luo Bingxin responded very simply.
When Clay came over to learn Chinese on the weekend, Chen Song said that he studied well and specially rewarded him with a popsicle, and then told him to take a nice picture of him and let him lick the popsicle without moving.
Half a minute later, Kréwa burst into tears......
In late December, the most important festivals for Christians come, Christmas Eve and Christmas.
Chen Song gave his subordinates a short vacation, which was postponed for one day before and after, except for the national law.
Two or three days before Christmas Eve, the town is full of joy, and pine trees are erected in front of the shops, and the pine trees are lit up, because the days are short and the nights are long, so the town is always shining with colorful colors, but it is beautiful.
The manor also has to prepare a Christmas tree, the popular Christmas tree in Iceland is the plastic tree, after all, there are not many trees on the island to protect the forestry, and the plastic tree can be reused and is more beautiful than ordinary trees.
In the morning, Goble suggested that Chen Song cut down the tree: "Plastic trees are not interesting, boss, they have no soul, let's go and cut down a pine tree and move it to the house." You see, there are a lot of pine trees in the manor, right, let's cut one and it doesn't matter. ”
Because pine trees produce many pine nuts every year, to be honest, cutting down a tree in a pine forest is really not a big deal, anyway, the competition among small pine trees is cruel, and many saplings will eventually die if they don't get sunlight and enough nutrients, and if you cut down a tree, there will be saplings to fill the vacancy.
But what is overlooked is that the Icelandic climate is not suitable for trees, and pine trees grow slowly, and it would take years to fill the gap if you cut down an adult pine tree.
Chen Song was not interested, and said, "Let's go to the pine forest and tidy up the pine forest and dress it up as a Christmas forest, isn't this proposal very interesting?"
Goble shrugged, "And then we'll spend Christmas in the woods?"
Chen Song said: "We light a bonfire by the woods, and when the time comes, we sing and drink together around the bonfire, isn't that good?"
"Good. "I can perform and sing." ”
"Good. "I'll do bottle blowing." ”