The morning sun is quietly coming. It was as if the mother's hands were gently caressing everyone's faces, very warm.

The air in the dense forest is exceptionally fresh. The wind gently blows on the leaves, making a "rustling" sound.

The four of them were lying on the ground in different postures, sleeping sweetly, and the picture was peaceful.

It is said that the first thing that every person does when he wakes up from his sleep is often the first thing he or she does. At this moment, Chen Pifu and the others had different reactions when they woke up, and their personalities were almost unobstructed.

After Chen Pifu woke up quietly, he first checked his important parts. Suddenly relieved a lot, still strong! Suddenly the dragon face was happy, and then lit a cigarette for himself, and slowly entered the contemplative mode.

When Jia Daochang woke up, he first touched his crotch, and found that Lao Er and all his belongings were there, his face was suddenly relieved, and then carefully checked the clothes on his body, and there seemed to be no sign of being raped, and he sat there with a disappointed face, with an indescribable frustration.

As for Wang Fatzi, when he woke up, he wiped his saliva first, and then looked around, and found that his boss was pondering, Jia Daochang was also in a daze, and the balls were lying on his belly, sleeping soundly, and the whole person relaxed, and then ...... Three seconds later, I fell asleep again.

After a long time, Chen Pifu threw away the cigarette butt and looked depressed. There's no way, the F4 in the detective agency, the strongest combination of the old, the weak, and the disabled in history, was actually knocked down by a fart, if this spreads, not to mention the reputation, it will simply be ruined. Well, of course, with the current status of Chen Pifu and others, they no longer have any body, let him lose, and he has no name, and he can use it to crack. However, this did not affect Chen Pifu's strong self-esteem and strong condemnation of himself.

Chen Pifu slowly stood up and kicked on the thigh of the fat man: "Fatty, don't sleep." ”

"Oh!" Wang Fat Man opened his eyes, got up, stuffed the sleeping Zhengxiang Dan into his breast pocket, and asked, "Boss, what will you do next?"

"Hmph, the rules of the rivers and lakes, a tooth for a tooth, an eye for an eye. ”

After thinking for a long time, he asked weakly: "Boss, you mean, we will arrest that beast and then everyone smoke it to death?"

"......" Chen Pifu said angrily: "I'm making an analogy, do you understand the analogy? Otherwise, which face do you think we will use to gain a foothold in the rivers and lakes in the future?"

"Oh!" Wang Fatzi nodded, looked at Daochang Jia on the side, and asked, "Old Jia, you are well-informed, what was the origin of that beast yesterday?"

"Hehe, you're really asking the right person. Jia Daochang stroked his beard and talked eloquently: "Have you heard of the five immortals in the Northeast?"

"No!" Wang Fatzi shook his head very honestly: "I've heard of Northeast F4, do you mean to add one more?"

"Add you to your size!" Jia Daochang had a completely generational expression: "The five immortals are the five immortals that the people worship in private, commonly known as fox yellow, white willow gray." These include Fox Fairy (fox), Yellow Fairy (weasel), White Fairy (hedgehog), Willow Fairy (snake), Gray Fairy (mouse). What we encountered yesterday should be a weasel, some people have become yellow skins, and some people are called Huang Erfu or Huang Tai Sin. Xiaoli's symptoms are very similar to a kind of hysteria among the people, and it should be the yellow skin that makes the ghost. ”

"Damn!" Wang Fatzi slapped his thigh: "I said, how can a fart be so sharp and turn us all over, it turned out to be a weasel, but the words come again, Lao Jia, is the weasel so powerful?"

"Of course it's impossible to be ordinary, but the one from yesterday should be a weasel demon who has only been cultivating for many years. That is, it is equivalent to the ability in the weasel, the poor Dao view of its size, at least hundreds of years of cultivation, the strength should be in the silver rank. ”

"Hmph, a silver-level weasel demon dares to be so arrogant. Chen Pifu took a deep breath of cigarette and scolded indignantly: "Lao Tzu will kill him today." ”

"Boss, what do you want to do?"

"Hmph, where a man falls, he has to get up from there, and Lao Tzu wants to fight him alone. ”

"Boss, mighty!"

"Domineering, Chen Daoyou is not a pure man. ”

"But, boss!" Wang Fatzi thought for a while: "The other party is a silver-level monster, you just stepped into the black iron level, isn't this strength disparity a bit big, and the other party can still put a good fart, boss, you can't do anything, why do I feel a little hanging!"

"Fart!"

"Hey, boss, do you fart too? I don't know, can you show me one, and I'll make a comparison for you, so that we can have a good number of points." ”

"I'm saying it's all fart! Damn, what do you mean I can't do anything? ”

"......" Wang Fatzi pursed his mouth: "Then what is the problem now?"

Chen Pifu silently took a puff of cigarette, pondered, and then spoke: "A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops come to meet!"

"Uh, so, Chen Daoyou, what do you mean?"

"Lao Jia, call Da Zhuang and ask him and Ye Yun to come over, and bring all the guys by the way. ”

"......" Jia Daochang looked surprised: "Chen Daoyou, what about the heads-up?"

"Are you stupid. Chen Pifu raised his head and looked up at the sky: "The heads-up I am talking about is the other party, challenging all of us." ”

…………………………

When Ye Yun came with Da Zhuang to hear the news, Chen Pifu and the others were gathered together, roasting rabbits. It is said that this rabbit was caught by Dan Dan himself.

The rabbit was fat and dripping with fat. Chen Pifu tore a piece casually, put it in his mouth and chewed it, closed his eyes, and exclaimed: "The thick part of the meat is mellow and soft, the thin part of the meat is crispy and crispy, and the fragrance remains for a long time between the teeth of the chewing tooth, this is a rare delicacy in the world!"

"Really?" When the fat man heard this, he immediately grabbed a piece, stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it twice, swallowed it, and then regretted it with a face full of regret: "Boss, the crispy and crispy I said is a burnt taste." You lie. ”

"Nonsense, I told you to buy some condiments, you're too lazy to leave, there's nothing, what the hell is it to be able to bake the taste?"

But Dan Dan didn't dislike it at all, holding most of the rabbit, gnawing with relish, and making a sound of "smash" and "smash" in his mouth. Chubby Dudu had a happy smile on his face.

"Learn from your son, don't be a picky eater, how good. ”

"Oh, I'm in a good mood. Ye Yun on the side said coldly: "I'm still in the mood to barbecue here, crying and shouting on the phone that I was ravaged for a night, tortured, and destroyed by more than a dozen big men until dawn, let us come over immediately to avenge you, now it seems that you don't seem to be in any big trouble." ”

"Haha!" Chen Pifu looked up to the sky and snorted: "The key is that Lao Jia is too exaggerated, but Lao Ye, yesterday, the brothers were really completely planted." ”

"Oh, tell me. ”

Chen Pifu told Ye Yun and Da Zhuang about yesterday's situation in great detail, including Jin Min's commission, Xiao Li's strange appearance, and the appearance of the weasel at the end, of course, Chen Pifu mixed a lot of heroism and fearlessness, as well as the false plot of how to fight wits and courage with the weasel, but in the end, the ending was still the same, and he was knocked down by a fart.

Ye Yun listened on the side, his expression was a little strange, as if he thought of something. Finally, after Chen Pifu finished speaking, he said with a smile: "That is to say, last night, you chased a group of people here, and then were stunned by a fart, and then slept until dawn?"

"Well, that's basically the case. ”

"And what did you call us here for?"

"Damn, of course I want to get back on the field. ”

Ye Yun smiled: "I heard, you still have to fight him alone?"

"Well, if you guys take it from the side and sneak up every now and then, I don't think it's a big problem to go head-to-head with him. ”

"Don't blame me for not reminding you in advance, you said that this weasel is at least gold-level strength, are you sure you want to fight it alone?"

"Nani?Gold level?" Chen Pifu was stunned for a moment, and then he was furious, and roared with a straight face: "What about the gold level? It's just a demon, it's not good to get along with people, but it relies on some of his cultivation, lawlessness, demagoguery, cruelty to innocent people, and it's also a flower girl, this kind of behavior, heaven is intolerable, I Chen Pifu, with this seven-foot body, knowing that I am invincible, I also want to deal with him, I just want to use my blood to render the word justice a bright red, I just want to use my life, to sound the alarm for the world. This is a harmonious society, and we absolutely must not allow these evil forces with cultivation to do whatever they want! Justice will never be absent!"

Chen Pifu's words were impassioned, emotional, and righteous.

Da Zhuang was enthusiastic and excited when he heard it on the side, and shouted on the side: "Boss, I will accompany you and swear to fight the evil to the end." ”

Wang Fatzi raised his hands high, his face was flushed, and he roared angrily at the sky: "Long live the People's Republic of China." ”

Even the eggs of the rabbit on the side kept shouting excitedly: "Daddy, Daddy!"

Lao Jia on the side, stretched out his thumb and praised: "Chen Daoyou is really professional and invincible, so he condemns the opponent fiercely from the commanding heights of morality. ”

"......" Chen Pifu's face is fortunately not ordinarily thick, and he was not embarrassed when he was careful by Lao Jia, and he looked at Ye Yun very singlely: "Anyway, I don't care, brother, you can't watch me die, Lao Ye, my face was lost yesterday, brother, and today I have to get this one back no matter what." Moreover, although we are doing private work, we are also serving the people, helping others, and maintaining social prosperity and stability. What did you say yesterday, it can be regarded as a work injury, you hurry up and report to the bureau to see if you can apply for some subsidies, by the way, ask for support by the way, that Meng Yang can't please come, trick Lao Shen to come, oh no, it's called, it's okay. ”

"Hey!" Ye Yun rolled his eyes and said, "Let's go." ”

"Where are you going?"

"I'll take you to a place. ”