In addition to buying some pigs of a long breed, Lu Dapeng also contacted dung beetles for him.

Chen Song looked at his watch and said, "Let's not rush to go, let's talk about lunch later." ”

Lu Dapeng asked with a hippie smile: "Then there is still a barrel of beer?"

Chen Song said: "When did you become an alcoholic?"

"What kind of drunkard is just drinking some beer?" Lu Dapeng was very aggrieved, "It's not that I haven't drunk such a delicious beer? ”

"If you don't have the culture, you still learn to use idioms, and you are drunk with lantern riddles, you want to guess the lantern riddles? People are drunk gold fans!" Chen Song said: "Besides, didn't I ask you to go with you to get drunk and dream and die, drunk and drunk with gold? Why don't you go?"

Lu Dapeng smiled dryly: "In contrast, I still prefer the life of my wife and children on the hot kang." ”

"What about the wife, what about the children?"

Lu Dapeng stretched out his hand to show him.

Straight old men.

It just so happened that the roast chicken he brought yesterday hadn't been eaten yet, so Chen Song tore off the chicken, mixed it with dried chili peppers and stir-fried it to make a spicy fried chicken.

The head, buttocks, and bones were given to the Golden Retriever, who treated him as a member of family.

Having eaten and drunk enough, they drove on the road.

Dung beetle farms are rare in China, and there happens to be such a factory in southern Zhejiang, which breeds dung beetles, cockroaches, longhorn beetles and other insects.

The car drove on the highway for a short time, and they ran into a drunk driver.

A team of traffic police stood at the intersection and directed all the cars on the road to stop, one by one to check drunk driving, someone pushed the car door and tried to run, but a policeman was quick to stop him.

Seeing this, Lu Dapeng's flushed face suddenly became even redder, and he was so frightened that he stammered: "I'm, I'm still checking for drunk driving on such a hot day, I'm too conscientious, right?, it's over, it......'s over, it

He looked out to check on the situation, and happened to make eye contact with the policeman.

Seeing what was going on at this glance, the police immediately walked around the cars in front of them and saluted: "Hello, sir, please blow it." ”

A small detector was stretched into the cab, Lu Dapeng trembled up and blew it, and the machine suddenly sounded a red light: "Dididi!"

"It's over, it's over, it's over. Sweat broke out on his forehead.

The policeman pushed him back on the shoulder, and said, "What is the co-pilot making a fuss? Sir, please cooperate with our inspection." ”

Chen Song didn't drink, and after blowing a mouthful, the policeman looked at the machine and waved his hand at him: "Let's go, take care of the co-pilot, don't let him touch the steering wheel." ”

"Okay, officer. ”

The car drove out, and Lu Dapeng hurriedly patted his chest: "My day, my day, my day, God forbid, it's not me driving today, I'm really drunk." ”

Chen Song said: "Okay, you can sleep, I have navigation." ”

The car drove for five hours on the road, from noon to late in the evening, before reaching the outskirts of the insect farm.

Lu Dapeng slept soundly, the quacking snoring was simply deafening, and whenever he needed to honk the horn, Chen Song would lower the window, so that he didn't have to honk.

The insect farm is backed by a hillside, surrounded by all kinds of farms, mainly poultry and livestock, the insect farm is the only one, it is estimated that it is raised and sold directly to the surrounding farms to feed chickens and ducks, but it is a good business of one-stop.

If you want to enter the farm, someone has to lead the way, Chen Song woke up Lu Dapeng, and said: "You have contacted the manufacturer, right? Hey, don't sleep, I'll take it, you can really sleep." ”

Lu Dapeng rubbed his eyes in confusion and said, "Oh, do you want to change it?"

"Do I dare? Look at you like this, do I dare to hand over my life to you to control?" Chen Song said angrily, "Hurry up and sober me up, I'm on the ground." ”

Lu Dapeng looked at the surrounding farms and said in surprise: "Ah, it's here? Brother, do you know how to shrink the ground into an inch? Why is it so fast?"

Chen Song said: "I really want to practice immortal arts, but I can't practice it for the time being, this is what I drove all the way over, you slept all the way, it's very comfortable." ”

Lu Dapeng sneered, he was just about to speak, the gate of the insect farm in front of him opened, and a man and a woman walked out, and the woman shouted anxiously while pushing the man's mouth: "Don't, manager, don't, don't manager, how can you do this? How bad is it for people to see? Don't, manager, what do you mean by me doing this?"

Seeing this scene, the two people in the car suddenly perked up, and Lu Dapeng said angrily: "Nima, play hooligan! It's still bright this day, what are you doing? Brother, get him?"

While saying righteously, he leaned out and watched with relish.

Chen Song had a greater sense of justice, and he couldn't see this kind of bullying of women, so he angrily pushed the car door and got out of the car to take a look.

The man who was pulling with the woman said: "Okay, Manager Du, don't be polite to me, I can't accept things, you take it back, I will consider your feed, but in the end I have to listen to the arrangement of the factory director." ”

Hearing this, Chen Song, who was about to do it, was a little confused: "It doesn't seem like that?"

Lu Dapeng didn't have his eyesight, and he had already shouted: "Hey, what are you doing? I called the police, and I will cure you of hooliganism later!"

The man glanced at him and quickly pushed the woman away and said, "Manager Du, let's get in touch later, you see there are people here, let's stop fighting." ”

The woman took back the small bag stupidly, she twisted her waist and left, glared at Lu Dapeng when she passed by the car, and said with disgust: "Nosy." ”

Lu Dapeng was depressed: "Damn, shouldn't she be thanking Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu is righteous and brave." ”

Chen Song said: "It seems that things are not what we think. ”

The man waved at the woman, waiting for her to walk away and prepare to enter the door.

Chen Song beckoned: "Hi, hello sir, who are you?"

The man looked back at them suspiciously and said, "You are?"

Lu Dapeng said: "My surname is Lu, I have contacted your factory before, and I want to buy a batch of shells, are you from this factory?"

The man came over and said, "Yes, my name is Bei Shanyuan, and I am the manager of the insect farm. ”

After listening to his introduction, Chen Song suddenly realized: "Your surname is don't?"

Bei Shanyuan nodded and responded humorously: "I am male." ”

Chen Song sneered: "We misunderstood you just now, that lady kept shouting for something else, making us think there was something wrong." ”

Bei Shanyuan smiled bitterly: "It's normal, once I went to the bank to do business, the female manager in the lobby said to me Mr. Don't, I haven't said anything later, the security guard came over with a baton!"

Lu Dapeng frowned and said, "Are you the manager of the factory? Isn't your manager surnamed Cao?"

"Our factory director's surname is Cao. Bei Shanyuan said with a smile.

Lu Dapeng scratched his brows and said, "Don't you have a surname?"

Beishan said: "Yes, there are more than 300 surnames in the hundred families, which originated from other sons in the Western Zhou Dynasty. ”

Lu Dapeng asked again: "Ah, isn't there only a hundred family names?"

Bei Shanyuan shook his head: "You must not guess how many surnames there are in our country." ”

"How many?"

"There are more than 10,000, of which more than 5,000 are single surnames. ”

"Awesome. ”

Starting with the surname, the two sides talked about it together.

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