"Hey, hurry up and take the two rolls of toilet paper with you to the bathroom. By the way, remember to close the bathroom door. I don't have a penchant for watching men go to the toilet, well, even women, I'm not interested. I'm not one of those perverts who like to squat outside the toilet and take candid pictures.

Seriously, sometimes I'm really curious. What the hell are men who like to watch women go to the toilet are thinking. I really want to peek, wouldn't it be more fun to take a bath. Of course, if it's a child, that's fine.

After all, children are full of curiosity about everything. But what's going on with those adult men, looking at the computer is not as interesting as this?......"

Looking at Zhao Lang who was chattering there, feeling the stronger and stronger impulse in his body, David finally realized what Zhao Lang's strange movements meant before.

Glaring viciously at Zhao Lang, who was still watching the show and chattering, David "banged" and put the big black bowl he had been holding on the table.

Picking up the two large rolls of toilet paper beside him, David rushed into the bathroom in an awkward manner.

Looking at the bathroom door that closed with a "bang", Wu Da finally reacted.

Looking at Zhao Lang on the side, Wu Da looked incredulous: "You, that Qiao Pu Erlian you made is, is..."

"Laxatives, it's still an enhanced version!"

Zhao Lang shook his head proudly: "You don't want to think about it, that's the food I specially made to clear heat and detoxify, can the effect be average! Look at it, if this kid doesn't pull half dead now, there will be ghosts." ”

Speaking of this, Zhao Lang patted his chest again, looking extremely happy.

"Thankfully, the dorm was well insulated, and I lit several incense sticks and sprayed perfume in the bathroom. The windows are also ventilated, and the exhaust fans are also turned on to the highest setting, so at least you don't have to worry about odors or anything. Next, we just wait to see the show. ”

After saying this, Zhao Lang turned on the TV, sat on the sofa and began to enjoy the football games that belonged to this world.

Looking at Zhao Lang, who was sitting on the sofa with a fascinated smile and watching the football game, and listening to the narrator's balabala on the TV: "Well, this player's ability to read the game is still very strong." A player can only have a big picture when he learns to read the game and analyze it..."

Finally, I looked at the closed bathroom door.

Wu Da finally put his mind at ease and walked towards the sofa.

It's just that when he passed the dining table, he was as if there was a bomb there, far away.

"That's your plan?"

In the living room, watching Zhao Lang turn off the voice of the game commentator.

Just playing the cheers of the football game, Wu Da finally asked the question in his heart.

"It's just part of the plan, to be exact. Don't worry, just watch this game. There's more to come!"

Looking at Zhao Lang's pretended mysterious look, it would be false to say that Wu Da was not curious.

It's just that no matter how he asked, Zhao Lang didn't answer, just watched the wonderful competition of football players on the TV.

I don't know how long it took, just when Wu Da and Zhao Lang were both concentrating on the game, there was a sudden "click" sound of opening the door behind them.

Hearing this voice, Wu Da hurriedly looked back like a frightened bird.

Then, he saw David, who was extremely pale, staggering, and leaning against the wall outside the bathroom, staring at him and Zhao Lang with an angry face.

"Isn't it comfortable to get rid of the garbage in your stomach? Well, it seems that my previous preparation is still effective, and there is no smell at all. ”

Just when Wu Da was glared at by David's angry eyes and didn't know what to say, Zhao Lang's banter came from the side.

"Zhao, Lang, you despicable guy, what the hell are you giving me to eat. You filthy human being for adding laxatives to such wonderful food!"

As he spoke, David's voice became louder.

Perhaps because of the anger in his heart, David's already pale face turned a blood-red.

However, listened to David's questioning words.

The two of them looked at each other and couldn't help but shake their heads.

David mistakenly thought that Zhao Lang added laxatives to food, which was nothing.

What they really didn't expect was that at this time, David would still be obsessed with the so-called wonderful food in his mouth.

"Alas, I don't want to say anything more about your stupidity. However, what I didn't expect was that you were racist. It seems that I need to teach you stupid werewolves a good lesson on behalf of all mankind. ”

"Ugh. ”

As soon as Zhao Lang's righteous words came out, Wu Da on the side complained.

If he heard it correctly, Zhao Lang was insulting the entire werewolf clan.

However, Wu Da is used to Zhao Lang's very shameless use of double standards.

Obviously, after some excited movement of the large intestine in the body.

The Qiao Pu Erlian in David's body has been completely emptied, so the calm state before is no longer there.

Now Davy is back to the old mood that is easily irritable.

So, when he heard Zhao Lang take a stupid bite and a stupid werewolf.

David could no longer control the anger that had already accumulated in his heart, and rushed towards Zhao Lang with clenched fists.

He wanted to use his fist to smash Zhao Lang's stinky mouth.

And then, and then Davy was tragic.

Not to mention running, David hadn't taken a few steps before he fell to the floor with a "bang".

This scene stunned Wu Da.

When he saw Davy rushing over with a hideous face, he was already looking around for something to use as a temporary self-defense weapon.

However, Wu Da never thought of what a situation it was in the end.

"Alas, the thunder is loud and the rain is small. ”

Without waiting for Wu Da to come back to his senses, Zhao Lang stood up and walked towards David, who fell to the ground and struggled desperately but couldn't get up.

"Pap, papa, papa, now, you're satisfied. ”

Zhao Lang squatted down and chuckled softly as he stretched out his palm and slapped it on the face of David, who was glaring at him angrily.

"Huh, huh, Zhao, huh. Zhao Lang, you dare to humiliate me like this. If you have the ability, you will kill me, or one day, I will make you pay. ”

However, in the face of David's resentful look and words.

Zhao Lang just smiled and said something that made David's scalp tingle: "Humiliation, you think this is humiliation." Haha, David, you're underestimating me too much. I'm telling you, this is just the beginning. ”

After saying this, Zhao Lang stood up and said to Wu Da beside him: "Wu Da, go and take a big black bowl, let's go and give a gift to Young Master Tian." ”

Then, Zhao Lang leaned over and lifted David in his hand like a dead dog, and walked out of the dormitory.

Although he didn't understand what Zhao Lang meant, Wu Da still followed behind Zhao Lang with a big black bowl.

Faintly, Wu Da guessed something.

However, thinking of his guess, Wu Da's face turned bitter.

Obviously, his friend thinks that the current movement is too small, and he is preparing to make things bigger.

As it turned out, Wuda's guess was still very reasonable.

……

Looking at the dark dormitory belonging to Tian Boqi in front of him, just when Wu Da was about to persuade Zhao Lang not to be impulsive, Zhao Lang had already pushed the door open.

After all, it's just a regular dorm door.

With Zhao Lang's mid-level martial arts strength, it was not too easy to push it away.

Seeing that Zhao Lang was so unscrupulous, he didn't worry about waking Tian Boqi up, so Wu Da shut up and stopped persuading.

Obviously, looking at Zhao Lang's appearance, Tian Boqi will definitely not be able to escape today.

Tian Boqi's alertness is still quite good, of course, this may also be related to the fact that he knows about James's shot tonight.

As soon as Zhao Lang and Wu Da entered the living room and turned on the lights, Tian Boqi's voice came from the bedroom: "James, it's you." Why did he come back so soon, and what's the situation with that kid now?"

"It's really uneducated, people are obviously called David. There is no distinction between surname and first name, and he is qualified to say that he is a rich second generation. ”

Zhao Lang complained casually, and then threw David, who didn't even have the strength to speak, on the floor of the living room.

"Alas. ”

Looking at Zhao Lang's figure who walked straight towards Tian Boqi's bedroom, Wu Da sighed secretly.

"Why don't you speak, James, is there something wrong with the mission?"

As soon as the bedroom door was opened by Tian Boqi from the inside, the three people in the living room heard Tian Boqi's questioning.

It is clear that Tian Boqi is very concerned about James's actions.

"Sorry, the mission failed. Also, you illiterate. His name is not James, his name is David James. ”

Tian Boqi, who had just walked out of the bedroom, had not yet seen the situation in the living room clearly, and a familiar voice came from his ears.

Before he could understand what he meant, Tian Boqi felt a pain in his abdomen.

Before Tian Boqi could react and make a counterattack, he ushered in a series of attacks like a storm.

"Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. ”

looked at Tian Boqi, who was beaten by Zhao Lang from the bedroom door to the living room door like a sandbag, and then from the living room door to the bathroom door.

Whether it was Wu Da, who was sitting on a stool watching a good show, or David, who was lying on the ground with collapse and weakness, a trace of unbearability flashed in his eyes.

Just the sound of muscles colliding in the living room, as well as Tian Boqi's high-pitched and then low-pitched moans, made the two of them feel pain for Tian Boqi.

In the end, maybe I was tired, or maybe my hands were sore.

The sound of fists and kicks in the living room finally stopped, and a heavy "bang" sound was heard, and Tian Boqi fell heavily to the floor like a sandbag that had been knocked away.

Looking at Tian Boqi, who was like a dead dog under Zhao Lang's crazy attack, the corners of Wu Da and David's eyes trembled, and the corners of their mouths twitched from time to time.

There is no way, Tian Boqi's appearance at this time is really miserable.

The left and right cheeks are high and swollen, about the size of steamed buns.

The forehead has also been stained red with blood, the corners of the two eyes have turned blue, and the eye circles have completely blackened.